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OdenigboAroli: Where is that Bacanister?

Mention: The person you've called does not exist, please check the name and call again.

escapa

BurntToast: Lolz
What about mgbafor and mgbaorie?

eke, orie, aför, nkwö are the Igbo days as against Monday, Tuesday in English or Lundi, Mardi in French.

Name can come inform of:

nwa-eke = nweke = child born on eke day
oke-eke = okeke = man born on eke day
mgbe-eke = mgbeke = woman born on eke day


Guess you can figure out the rest.

dammyjay93: uzoch"ukwu" toch"ukwu" etc.. No wonder my ibo brothers can die for ukwu any day

Chi-ukwu = big God. Because two vowels can't be together, the "i" is truncated ..... Chukwu

gbaskiboy: YIMU "ukwu" na waist oo

Ukwu has several meanings depending on the accents on the vowels.

Úkwù = waist (but for perverts it is both waist and buttocks of lady)
Úkwú = big/large
Ükwü = leg

Ükwü gï a, ö ga-ebu úkwù úkwú = This your leg, can it support a big waist.

MsNas: What does this two names mean please?
1. Kodilichukwu
2. Kamsiyonna.

My friend here named her babies those names and has refused to tell me their meanings

Kodilichukwu = How God wants it

Kamsiyonna = How I prayed/begged God

jossi994: Chinaza. God Answers.. I love this particular name so much.

Chukwunonyerem: Any body that knows the meaning should help out. Thanks

#Igbo girls are the best people to fall in love with.. Walahi.

Chukwunonyerem = God is with me

what happened to

[size=55pt]IKECHUKWU[/size]?

Somehow, I think MODs should be changed frequently. MODs like oam4j, afam4eva; they have remained in that position for too long ..... beef against these MODs though. 6months to 12months should do. Four MODs, two by appointment and two by popular choice.
Without change, there are tendencies of people in position to become dictators or learn how to circumvent the rules. For me, I would suggest that oam4j and afam4eva to retire.
egift, barcanista, obinoscopy, sincere9gerian should be given the chance if they have not had the opportunity.

Daguccizgreat: May be his own seven virgins awaits him too...kudos to Nigerian soldiers

mtchew!

point of correction......77 virgins and they will do pörñ videos with his camera

I have feeling that this might be police case.

brace up avatar fans!
Book Four: Balance (平衡) will start next month ..... Oct 3

Obinoscopy: Fintiri has every right to contest in the 2015 elections. But he cannot go beyond 2019.

Hope we will be available to see what happens.

whatlyf: You missed the idea behind the Thread. Whatlyf is Barcanista. Overtime, some dude/posters has made many "allegations" and "exposure" about barcanista./whatlyf. I created this thread to make a mockery of their foolishness

sarcasm!

hilarious!

funny thread

if you tell me that becomerich and his many forms are a creation of seun, i'll give you a thumbs up.


but barcanista = kelsoft is a big no.
kelsoft seems to be into photography and photoshop. from barcanista's comments he sound more like a legal or para-legal entity. i strongly doubt if they are one and the same.

you might be right whom am i to judge



puffs some weed

After all the arguments.....

https://www.nairaland.com/1897566/2015-only-god-decide-fate


..... Finitri only God can decide my fate

Nigerians deserve all kudos.

Ryabcool: enya ke? I have her album on my lappy but i have never taken time to completely listen to all of it. Her songs make me feel like i'm attending a funeral or someone's mourning. Blehh!! *sick*

lol! I do need such music so as to relax and be creative.

I think mine was in 2006 .... [size=20pt]Enya or Cher[/size] I still play them till date. Also, I took an album by Sting from a friend same period.

Great music.


As per naija album, I don't think I bought any of them, they are mostly on the internet. However, I did dub the Plantation Boys on my cassette tape.

picked
pegged
pressed



just find a verb starting with P and conjugate in the past tense to end with a D

temigracie: ...Hian!!!...Heaven knows I dont like guys with beards....To be frank, it irritates me....Dont expect me to peck or kiss someone like that....

I love it fresh, smooth and clean...Free of bumps and itchy hair....Then i can keep touching and feeling those chin and cheeks.....I love touching cheeks ooo, my weakness....

You are missing dear. Do you watch Telemundo? Do see how manly and sexy they look? Ditch the kids and groove with real men; I bet you a million pounds that you'll never go back.

There you go boys, the reasons to grow a bread; just ignore seun and his shaving stick.

World Beard Day 2014: The 10 absolute best things about having a beard


World Beard Day is all about beard
appreciation – honouring and celebrating
the bearded members of your friends and
family, paying homage to the great beards
that have come before, and of course
spending some quality time with your own
beard.
If you need reminding about what makes
having a beard so great, we’ve managed to
condense the long list of reasons into a top
10.
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1. Warm in winter, cool in summer
Not only can your beard keep your face cosy
during the colder months, but by splashing
some water across your beard in the summer,
you can create a cooling layer around your
face that will keep you feeling fresh while the
clean-shaven folk around you wilt in the sun.

2. Manliness enhanced
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When you grow a beard, you’ll find that you
instantly become better at things like wood
chopping, metalwork, being captain of a
seafaring vessel… in fact, you’ll pretty much
become a better all-round person.

3. People stare at you when you walk down
the street
You may think that’s a bad thing, but soon
enough you’ll learn to appreciate all the
attention that your beard is attracting. You
may often hear people whispering behind
your back – assume they’re saying nothing but
good things about your beard…

4. You don’t have to shave
Seriously, shaving sucks balls. Dragging a razor
across your face every morning? Spending all
that money on shaving paraphernalia? Plus,
the time you save not shaving can be spent
admiring your beard in the mirror! WIN!

5. You’re part of an exclusive beard club
You know when you see two bearded men walk
past each other in the street, and they give
each other a nod of approval as they pass?
There’s a strong, unspoken bond that exists
between all beards. Being part of the bearded
brotherhood may save your life on more than
one occasion…

6. Women want to have sex with you, like,
ALL the time
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When you have a beard, women will lust after
you in ways you can’t even imagine. Admittedly
this can be exhausting, and being a sex symbol
can make it hard to be taken seriously at times
– you have to be all like ‘excuse me, ma’am,
my eyes are up here…’

7. Easier to beg for change if you fall on
hard times
If you’re out and about but short a few bucks
for lunch, sit on a street corner and mumble
incoherently. Folks all around will instantly
appreciated your excellent beard and you can
watch the money roll in!

8. People might think you’re part of famous
rock band The Beards
If you get mistaken for a member of world-
famous beard-related novelty music act The
Beards, just go with it. You might get your
picture taken, get to sign some autographs, and
if someone asks you to quote some lyrics, just
yell pretty much anything about beards and
you’ll be fine.

9. A handy food storage area for when
you’re feeling peckish
Stuck in a meeting and getting hungry? No
problem! Just grab that left-over bit of toast
that’s been stuck in your beard since breakfast,
and… problem solved!

10. You’re really really ridiculously good-
looking
Having a beard means you can walk around
with an extra air of confidence, knowing that
you’re heaps better looking than everyone else.
And in the end, that’s what it’s all about, isn’t
it?

World Beard Day 2014: The 10 absolute best things about having a beard

nuke those mötherfückers.

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barcanista: I have gone back to read the provisions you stated, I was wrong on the reelection. Thanks for the education but I see Lawyers goint to court to argue that the governor has not enjoyed 8years frm swearing an oathe on the first day. I'm a Public Relations Practitioner and political/constitutional observer not a legal person. I am glad for your input.

Thanks obinoscopy and arewa

That's the man! Learnt a lot from this thread.

barcanista: I have gone back to read the provisions you stated, I was wrong on the reelection. Thanks for the education but I see Lawyers goint to court to argue that the governor has not enjoyed 8years frm swearing an oathe on the first day. I'm a Public Relations Practitioner and political/constitutional observer not a legal person. I am glad for your input.

Thanks obinoscopy and arewa

That's the man!

AdeniyiA: i foresee any gentleman agreement not backed by law been challenged in the court of law by the next next governor,crisis looms in the state.
Sadly our top lawyers,because of what they intend to gain are not saying anything now, I'm sure they're already compiling application letters to defend the incoming gov if the PDP/INEC wishes to conduct another election next.... the loopholes in our constitution is about been put to test again

You just nibbled on my thoughts.

Just to notify you, there will be a gubernatorial election in Adamawa state next year, and that state will be a legal battlefield.

this thread sounds very epic.....


Hector vs Achilles!