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Lalasticlala, don't you think people need to see this..

overall90:
What is with this obsession with Linda.
almost all the blogs and even some main stream media carried the news.

even the link on NL is from lailasblog

Linda broke the news before others start their copy and paste... I agreed that other blogs too should be joined in the suit... Once they searched for the news and your blog pops up... Let's meet in court..

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She go soon join you for the suit..

If LIB has to be sued, then all bloggers must be joined in the suit too....


lalasticlala,

Remember the news of a certain busty woman and her photos went viral on the internet some months ago? The incident caused an uproar at the popular Computer Village in Ikeja, Lagos state.

The story can be found here..
https://www.nairaland.com/3038479/big-breasted-woman-lagos-causes

The lady has however addressed the viral photo. she wrote:

Eventually, all things fall into place. Until then, laugh at the confusion, live for the moments, and know everything happens for a reason – Albert Schweizer.

Hmmmn… little did I realized that the surest way to know whether you are a modern being is to forget your mobile phone at home. If you are unable to go back home to fetch it immediately, your outing on that day is incomplete. When I decided to completely do away with my smart phone because I wanted to live a natural life in the city and to do away with the deceit of the modern life.

Then I realized what a psychologist told me concerning habit. She said before character becomes a habit, one must have constantly practicing such for more than eleven times after which is difficult to do away with . In my own case, I have been using cell phone for more than fourteen years now. I guess this is part of the reasons I was unable to complete my task.

I lived without smart phone for close to five months and I really enjoyed a secluded life which afforded me the opportunity to use my pen and my God gifted intuition to solve problems rather than ask Google. When I went through a copy of the letter I sent to my intimate friend in UK, I was impressed. How I wish those days without smart phone could come into existence again.

A very big sorry to my friends who swiftly try to reach me when a blogger created news out of no news. I believe we really don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.

It’s on this that I want to narrate what really happened on Wednesday, 6th of April. I was on my way from DHL office in Victoria Island to get my rollex wrist watch which I ordered for. While I was coming back from VI an agent whom I’ve directed to get me a shop where I can display my artistic talent, since am unable to secure any office employment since I left university five years ago, called to inform me there was a vacancy at computer village. Could it have been my wish that after my university education, the only available job for me is to source to rent a shop? I settle for this because I realized that after climbing a great hill, one only finds out that there are many more hills to climb. I was at Computer Village solely for this reason.

It’s almost becoming a natural occurrence that wherever there are assemblies of guys and I happen to be sighted, I must cease the show. I guess these habits display by most guys towards beautiful lady especially those that highly endowed are not alien as most of us must have had similar experience. This is what happened when one quark online photo reporter who couldn’t have the required skills to nose for news purportedly created news out of no news. My layman understanding of journalism is ‘When dog bits man is not a news but it’s a news when man bits a dog. News is simply reporting the unusual. Pls what is unusual in what happened at Computer Village that day? I challenge the superior of that quark journalist to always dot the i and cross the t because her reputable might be tested and when that’s done….

A closer study at the background of the posted picture would reveal that such scenario always happens to ladies and would continue as long as men and women are created to complement one another. I want to sound a note of warning here that I don’t want anyone to drive my popularity since am neither an actress nor musician. Why on earth do I need such popularity. Enough of this!

I tender my unreserved apology to friends and family who felt uncomfortable seeing such pictures going viral. You all know me for my modest life, believe me it hasn’t changed. Olorun yio ma sho wa ni owo eni ti ako sho. I wrote this piece for those who thought I masterminded it and to appeal to my immediate family that I know nothing about the ugly situation. All of us are products of the same childhood experience. And the same blood flows in my vein. Therefore, there’s no how I could mastermind such. If not for an in-law journalist who advised that I should let the sleeping dog lies, Linda Ikeji would have by now been sued. Am afraid, shouldn’t we all support the social media bill.

I vote in support of the bill. #‎enjoyingdoingmything‬ #‎focusonmyfuture‬ #‎LaberrCollections‬


Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/the-busty-lady-whose-pictures-goes.html


lalasticlala

Goodluck guys...


lalasticlala

Nigeria’s Flying Eagles have on Thursday July 7, jetted out to Sudan for Confederation of African Football (CAF) African Cup of Nations (AFCON) U-20 Qualifier. See more photos after the cut…

Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/photos-flying-eagles-jet-out-to-sundan.html

To God be the glory...

God bless PMB/Osibanjo and Nigeria Army



lalasticlala, mynd44, come and see oo

Residents of Borno State, North-East Nigeria, for the first time in five years, celebrated Sallah festival freely.

The state, which is worst hit by Boko Haram insurgency, had been closed to vehicular movements and out-door celebration during all festivities, be it Islamic and Christian, due to fear of terror attacks.

Residents were compelled to celebrate religious festivals under curfew or restriction of movement since 2011, following increased bomb attacks and other violent acts by the Boko Haram.

However, the State Governor, Alhaji Kashim Shettima, made an announcement, on Monday, allowing all citizens of the state to have a fresh breath of air during the festival.


“After extensive deliberations, the key actors in security in the state unanimously resolved that we want to give our people dignity. We want them to have a feel of what it was to celebrate and we have resolved not to restrict movement during this year’s Eid-el-Fitri,” he announced after a security meeting.



Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/5-years-after-borno-celebrates-sallah.html

lalasticlala

We thank God for peace at last....

Due to the insecurity in the state, the state has not been able to observe the Eid Fitri, thankfully, this year, it holds. The prayers were observed in Gombe state where worshippers trouped out en mass and presided by Alhaji ( Dr. ) Abubakar Shehu Abubakar III.


Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/gombe-observes-eid-prayers-after-5-years.html

lalasticlala

God bless the first family...


lalasticlala, mynd44

The Kano state Governor, Dr. Abdullahi Umar Ganduje and his wife Dr. Hafsatu Abdullahi Ganduje at the airport when they received the first lady Aisha Buhari at the Mallam Aminu Kano Int'l airport Today.. See more pictures



Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/kano-state-gov-and-wife-receives-aisha.html


lalasticlala

A friend shared this on his facebook page... This is how the military worship, everyone on alert, even pastor is on alert..



Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/how-soldiers-worship-in-north.html

The panic is real oo, make I withdraw my 500 naira too..



lalasticlala

It is no longer news that the CBN has dissolved the board of Skye Bank and CBN has decided to Nationalize it, However customers of Skye Bank have besieged the bank to withdraw their money after news of CBN firing the bank's management team broke this afternoon. These photos were taken at Oke-Ilewo in Abeokuta, Ogun state.


Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/skye-bankcustomers-besiege-bank-offices.html

Too many hidden posts... It is well ooo

VaginaTerrorist:
Never Lay hands on officer of the law. Jungle Justice Is A Criminal Act. Be Warned.

lalasticlala

freegaza:
This is Maiduguri not Bauchi...First Bank Bulunkutu branch

Thanks... You are a customer too..

In as much as I condemned this, I believe jungle justice should be disallowed...


lalasticlala

An FRSC offical was beaten pulp at Jibowu Lagos State, according to an eyewitness, the official was responsible for an accident involving a Keke Napep and a car... More pictures


Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/frsc-offical-beaten-to-pulp-in-jibowu.html

At leastm, Sallah don sure na...

lalasticlala

This picture best captures the Bauchi State workers as they stormed an ATM centre in Bauchi, the workers finally got paid by the state government at the weekend.


Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/bauchi-state-workers-storm-atm-centre.html

Arole Oodua....


See more pictures here...

http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/photo-ooni-of-ife-shares-yoruba-symbol.html

oni of Ife, Alayeluwa Ooni Adeyeye Babatunde Ogunwusi, Ojaja II shares the symbol of Yoruba. He was in America recently to promote the culture and ethics of the Yoruba land.


Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/photo-ooni-of-ife-shares-yoruba-symbol.html

Where is lalasticlala self...

PunkyV:
Puhleeze! Who are they trying to fool? Could have been figurines someone made & hung on the tree, ala christmas tree decorations. Not in a million years will I ever believe those are real sprouts from that tree.

Its not... Its actually real, confirmed..

vicstar:
as long as say na woman guys go still chop am


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/laughing.jpg

You be bad guy,.... We need to take you to Redeem Camp

This is scary... Jesus.........


lalasticlala

A strange tree growing in Thailand appears to bear fruit in the exact shape of a young woman - and it's baffling the internet.

But while many are amazed by the shape of the green fruits , others are less convinced by the confusing footage.

In Buddhist mythology , a tree known as the Nariphon bears the fruit of young female creatures and is said to grow in the mythical forest called Himaphan.

The story goes that Buddhist God Indra a home in the forest for his wife Vessantara and his two children...


Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/mystery-tree-that-bears-fruit-in-shape.html

lalasticlala

I think its time FG start looking inwards to promote our own... Kudos..

More pictures here.

http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/uk-trained-nigerian-engineer-timothy.html

UK-trained Nigerian Engineer, Timothy Addigi Builds A 100% Nigerian Tractor


UK-trained Nigerian engineer Timothy Addigi Terfa is getting ready to launch a Nigerian-built tractor. Mr Terfa said: "I designed and built this tractor, which is 100% Nigerian, with a team of skilled individuals." He has called the tractor Ijodo, meaning labour in the Tiv language. See one more photo...



Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/uk-trained-nigerian-engineer-timothy.html