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[b] Story story!

Once upon a time, I had 2 dogs (male and female) who can't bark, don't bite, they don't do anything that other canines do. They run at the sound of gunshot or on sighting thieves. The thieves came in and sacked my community. They took my sandals away, they took my food away, they took my cars ways and stole all the books I bought for my kids.

10 dog years later, this two dogs birthed 2 puppies. This puppies became everything their dog parent never were. They backed at thieves, chase them out of my area, and protected me, my sandals, my food, and cars and the books from theft.

So happy by their birth, I sold the 2 dog parents to my envious neighbour.

My envious neighbour started spreading propagandas that my dogs are responsible for the constant attacks be thief in my community because all the while, my dogs are the first to scamper for safety on sighting thieves. That we must change dogs. That his dogs are better. That we must CHANGE. Then I laugh. Change has already arrived naturally. God changed the dogs and gave me newer dogs. If God says yes, who can say No? Gods change is everlasting.

Didactics.


My community= Nigeria
Me= PDP
My Sandals = Trains, rails and Good roads
The 2 useless dog parents= GMB, Tinubu, etc
The 2 effective dogs = GEJ, Akinwumi Adesina etc
My jealous neighbour=APC
My food= efficient fertilizer assisted grown Maize, Cassava etc
Cars =Innoson Cars
Books= Universities, Almajeri schools etc

Once again. God's change is the best. If God says Yes, who can say No or Broom? [/b]

Hmm

Wow! This is impressive. It is very easy to be a prophet in this Nigeria oo!


Me (Now known as a prophet): Brethren! Let's pray against post-election violence and killings, what I see is gory. I see bloodbath in Kaduna, Maiduguri, Bauchi and Katsina. I see protest in Lagos, Oshogbo and Edo. Let us pray hard for this election. I believe our prayer can stop this malevolent vision and save our country. Amen.


Just like that, I have said nothing. If violence happens, they'll say Prophet Sakaguchi said so, if it doesn't happen, I will say our prayers and fasting has thwarted the bloodbath and associated hues and cries. Just like that, I'll become big, collecting 10% of anything anybody makes and amass 1000% more wealth than any of my member gets. They'll say God is blessing me and will idolize me.

Chai! Nigerians! Which way?
When are we ever going to learn?
When other climes are making giant strides in Science and Technology, we are here conjuring useless prophecies.

I don't blame the pastor sha! I blame Nairaland for bringing useless posts like this to front page.
I will pray for this pastor and the Mod that brought this to FP. May God deliver them on this Sunday. Amen.

Wonderful. Ok

All the foolish commentaries above about pics of fleeing terrorists is just ludicrous and typical of APC apologists. I wonder if you take cameras to terrorist den. Some people think with their duodenum I swear!

This news should bring good feelings to all peace loving and forward thinking Nigerians. I remember when the army was being ruthless on this terrorist 2011. Any arrest, you'll see a foolish Hausa/Fulani/Muslim lawyer crying foul and asking for human rights for the terrorist. This day, the only way is death. It makes me happy when I hear of the death of this Islamists. May the soul of my cousin Philip killed by this Islamist rest in peace.

The Army/Military is making giant strides in flushing out these mofos terrorists in their thousands. I don't see APC giving them kudos. Could it be that they are angry that the Army is frying the Militant arm of APC? They were quick to give inane commentaries when Boko Haram was creating useless Islamic caliphates. Why are they suddenly dumb in talking about this good news that all forward thinking Nigerians are happy to hear and see?
#questions #APC.

Speak for yourself OP. The things you mentioned about him, I know.

Hmmm!

[quote author=njays24 post=30584206][/quote]Yea! Maybe. Maybe they don't give a da.m.n but I do.
I lost a cousin to Boko Haram, murdered in cold blood. I've lost 4 close friends to that carnage. I don't see GEJ doing anything about it for 6 years. One week into elections, he show that there is more he can do. I've seen GMB talk and I think he's more sincere. The country is for all of us. I desire to see a better Nigeria than what we have now. GEJ has shown he can't give us that Nigeria.
You don't have to believe if I am a GMB fan or not. I don't owe you any burden of proof. You may as well check through my previous post and see that I have never, ever supported GMB before. Not again. Among all those running for office now, he is the best for the job.
I will vote GMB. Vote for whoever you want. That is your inalienable right and I'll respect it. Good night.

milychocs:
@ sakaguchi....
What ?

You know why I ask this

Yea! I know.
I never knew such a day will come when I'll honestly support Buhari but GEJ is having a bad day in office ( everyday of the last six years is a bad day for GEJ)
It can't go on. Of the 2 candidates, GMB is a better alternative.
My votes is a statement. Subsequent governments will know that incumbency factor means nothing. If any other government tows this inauspicious path of infamy that GEJ towed, we'll vote that government out also.

SaiBuhari. Thank God the elections was postponed. I would have wasted my Feb 14 vote on GEJ. But with the interview GMB gave on Aljazeera today (albeit with mistakes) and the recent show of shame by GEJ and the PDP, I am now a believer in #Change.
March 28, we'll #March4Buhari.

Mr GEJ, this is the end of it. All this attempts and stunts you and PDP are pulling is not going to save you. Last week, I was undecided. With how I was, I would have boycotted the polls for security reasons in Suleja or if I put up an appearance, vote in PDP. But the ridiculously despotic stratagem you used in pushing the election forward has made me (and many others I'm sure) to swing to GMB. I don't know how you and your advisers think, in a 2 strong party state, elections are won be convincing swing voters. It is the swing voters that will determine the winner. No matter what GMB does (good or bad), there will still be people that will shout sai Buhari, no matter what you do (good or bad) some others will shout GEJtill2019. It is those undecided voters like me that will offset the balance.
I remember you being in power for 6 years and we're still importing fuel.
Unemployment is still internecine.
Corruption is a celebrated ritual with your strong endorsement.
I have seen you eat in billions while lack-a-day Nigerians starve.
Chibok girls
Killings in Northeast
Killings in Middle belt by Fulanis
Impunity of AIG Mbu,
indecorous actions of PEJ.
You make friends with thieves and corrupt people. You have practically done nothing.
What pains me is that you were put into office by Nigerians hungry for change. You got into Aso Rock and forgot all our struggle to put you in and you started fraternizing with politicians to still from our common wealth.

This is payback time. I wish everyday were elections. So that our politicians will know that they are the employees and we the employers. By that, they'll serve us better and eschew self servicing.

I won't listen to what any partisan Pastor say. You were stealing us adry and none of them told you to your face what you're doing is anti-people. They blessed you and approbated you fiendish actions. I'll instead listen to what other Godfearing pastors have said that we should vote by the conviction of our conscience.

Come March 28, I will vote GMB.
If GMB turn from the masses and start serving politicians just like you did, I'll vote him out 2019 just like I will vote you out come March 28.

By the way, I am a Christian and I'm from a state that has always being PDP. Though I am yet to trust APC, GMB is the change I need. The change I desire.

I've seen many people say click like for GMB and share for GEJ and GMB keeps winning.

That's my president.

Olodo op

Wow!

Wow! Cool

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Rip sir.

Rather than waste all these monies fighting useless wars, Boko Haram, FGN, USA, ISIL, Al Qaeda and all the war mongers who have the money should commit it to finding lasting solution to Cancer, Parkinson's Disease and Alzheimers.
We could use all the money on arms and defence budget to eradicate Polio here in Nigeria and Niger so that we don't have any resurgence.

My experience in Uniabuja Teaching Hospital has taught me that that shikini amount we spend trying to prevent cancer is worth more the millions we'll spend treating it.

Nigeria celebrates you sir. You have indeed fought a good fight. You are a veteran of football and a veteran of cancer. This is not goodbye, it is a different kind of hello.

RIP.

All of them are fine. I'll go for Queeneth now sha, but I know when Lilian Bach was younger, she was ooolalahhh!

However, all of them are fine sha! When you add makeup to the face (game), everything is possible....except a Buhari presidency. No makeup can make it possible.
They've done makeup lies, makeup certificates, makeup stories and even a makeup running mate, yet they still look as ugly as what they call themselves.
APC aka Dog-n-Baboons

Christianity in Nigeria!!!

I'm sure Christ will be shocked at all we do.

Collecting tithes from the poor to fuel jet.

Opening schools to make exorbitant profit and relegate the poor to the periphery.

Spreading laundered money instead of spreading the good news and now This:

I see no reason why a politician (Christian or not) should come to the pulpit unless to read the word of God and preach.

One will expect the church to be an arena where these thieving politicians come to hear the saving truth of Christ which sets us free from corruption and bad governance. However, the church of christ is now an amphitheatre where politicians come to mock Christ's Great Commission by shelving the good news and spreading the bitter wicked and divisive politics.


Indeed, Jesus wept (John 11:35)

That's so true. We know

Eya

I've always said this, Buhari should be in jail.

Simple thing. Buhari bring your certificate.

When Obama was taunted to bring his birth certificate, he did. Buhari, where arth thy certificate?

trippy:
you are unbelievably boring

Bi.atch, I'm not here to impress an a.b.oki girl like you. I don't fancy them so take your trippy to sambisa and flirt with the open teeth olodo who has lost elections 3 times in a row.

Yea. Many things are making APC uncomfortable.
Like, why can't Buhari display even "kwotokwopies" of his result? Meanwhile, the shame of not having a result is less when compared to the shame of seeing the real result.

This is GMB dismal result.

Nairaland is a crazy joint.
I wanted writing A.bo.ki and its changing it to northerner.

Mr Seun, who told u A.bo.ki = Northerner?
This is a new year o! Let's not start getting things wrong.

Meanwhile, the hypocrisy of muslims knows no bound. I sent happy new year to a classmate and he responded that New Year is a kufr celebration and real muslims don't celebrate it. Chai! Some people start the year by thinking with their appendix.

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I'm not a fan of APC, neither am I a PDP fan, but the dearth of Charisma and class in GEJ is appalling.
A president who could not make his citizens feel safe. All the carnage and blood-letting, kidnaps and arson in the NorthEast and Middle Belt have gone unchecked. How does GEJ react? GEJ reacted in ways only foolish presidents will do.

Killing and destruction in Borno and Yobe»»»GEJ travel to France to meet Monsieur Hollande and eat french toast.

Girls were kidnapped from their Schools, GEJ is in denial, he couldn't as much as embolden us that we are winning the fight by visiting and grieving parents.

Fulani destroying agrarian villages in the North Central, GEJ did nothing. Nothing at all. No intent, no clue, no solution. The Middle Belt had to form vigilantes to fight the Militia. Meanwhile GeJ is coughing millions to ex-millitants in dollar crisp notes.

Bomb blast in Kano and GEJ is dancing shoki somewhere.

GEJ is proud that TEFfund bankrolled project worth 19billion in the outgoing YEAR for all the students in Nigeria. Is that something to be proud of when we know that fraudsters are raising 24Billion naira for only him (GEJ) in ONE day?

I remember when he was saving the a55 of his corrupt croonies : Maina, Stella Oduah et al.
Come 2015, we will make a statement of intent. We will vote out cluelessness.

Even with the votes Rivers State gave him in 2011, he punished the people of Rivers simply because he doesn't like the face of the man called Amaechi.

The North-Central voted en mass for GEJ. Most of the juicy posts that came to the north were ferried across the Niger to the Sahel, bypassing the Middle belt who defied the odds to vote him.

Today, the Northern minorities who voted GEJ are in internally displaced in Refugee camps, when they complain, PDP apologist are quick to blame it on Hausa Fulani hegemony.
From Chibok, Tafawa Balewa, Azare, Zuru, Kafanchan, Lafia, Makurdi, Oturkpo, Jos, Bukuru, Gboko, Lokoja, Ankpa, Mubi, Jalingo; the northern minorities are taking a stand, and its not with the umbrella.
The only thing they got after voting enmasse for GEJ was the blood of their Children and of the elderly.

My sisters, congratulations. People you didn't vote for are giving you free quality education while the government you and your parents defied all odds to vote for have given hope on your friends still in Boko Haram harem deep in the Sambisa.




He gave up on our sisters, we'll give up on him.


And for the complete Mugu below me and all those who think like him, the girls were taken to America for schooling at the behest of a NIGERIAN COUPLE not by GEJ.

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