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professore: My G, we suppose teach them lesson today today,why dem dey jealous us base on say our mama try

I'm sure your G / GAY will soon answer you.

Raxxye: Na jearosi go ki u. Na my fault say I fine and u worwor?

Lol
Look who's talking. What does fine really mean to these fa_ggortz? Keep liking each other butt and post till yall end your shyte face in kirikiri

Raxxye: U never see anything!











O.k. Oya, sorry.
Saka.. abi wetin be dat ur ugly name again. Stop bullying this fine boy or...

Ratz_eye or what is that your fa_ggort name? I aint gonna leave you and your gay partner OP alone till you get a full dose of your 14 year jail term.
Fag_g_orts!!!

cashkid18: i was here incase dis thread ends up in d thrash section

That's exactly where the OP and this refurbished thread belong-----------------------------»»»thrash bin

professore: [color=#006600][/color]
My humble cute people who told me I was on point kindly come to my rescue this bashing is too much I don't know why they beef us like this

Lol. Call for help nig_ga
It aint gonna remove an ounce of shyte off your sorry life.
Like a lying and dying low self esteem slow poke dick_head that you are, when I write, all you can do is beg. This life must be unfair to you. Real life they bash on you cos of your ugliness and shittiness and online, on a faceless forum like nairaland, I still bully you around so much so that all you can do is cry and beg like a 13 year old girl. Nig_gar your case is pathetic, quit trolling and stop being a schmurk and the peni5 face your shitty life would want you to be.

Dannylux: you're making this worse by this boldened statement above. Masturbation is very disadvantageous to human health (Recent research)

It can cause hormonal imbalance and you'd be overly addicted in a very unhealthy way. It's very addictive, very very addictive!

Sometimes you get aroused by just seeing a lady's cleavage in public.
it can make you to be unable to get stimulated by a girl's touch unless you're using your own hand.

Masturbation is devilish!

@OP
Merely telling you to quit watching porn won't help you because you'd still waank tonight!

My advice is that you see a therapist for rehab and put this in prayer.
T. B. Joshua is there for you too.

Good luck.

The only problem OP has is that he's addicted to it and can't manage a normal relationship. Safe that, there aint no problem with mazturbation whatsoever.

professore: Sincerely I wrote it myself,but since I'm cute and the writers of those old threads were cute as well,no wonder our write ups are similar cos we are passing through similar things in the hands of you boy alincos

Wow! wow! wow!
What do we have here? Another peni5 face scumbag who is feeling almighty behind a monitor? We've come across 1000's of trolls like you online and you are going to get the treatment they all got before finding a life and being themselves.

Listen good, son! nothing you gonna type will top up your deflated self esteem, e-trips are ephemeral and sooner than later, you're leaving that small phone on your hand and coming to your peni5 face world.
Schmurk, the least you could do is giving credence to those whom you shamefully copied and quit trolling. Better still, stop that shyte you smoking because you are having double personality complex.
Schmurk! Keep typing @ your peril. It aint gonna take an ounce of ugliness from your dick_head peni5 face.

professore: [color=#006600][/color]
Yes I'm not talking to people who looks like boy Alinco,dejo,ajirebi,mr ibu,kasunmu etal

Or better still, you are not talking at all. You just dug up an old thread with little adjustment and believe you are talking. You must be a huge schmurk.

OP speak for yourself, I've never experienced any of these.

Oboy!
1. Stop watching p0rn
2. Never stay alone
3. Get a babe
4. You don't have any problem, mazturbation iz perfectly normal medically. All you have is liver failure, you are scared toasting babes. That's all.

Guy! Are you paying me to read all these? What are you trying to say? I can't imagine myself finishing this open epistle.

Na wa oo!
As much as I think it aint proper, my sister unclad won't cause any depolarization in the internal environment of my groin. Lai lai

The guy loves her that's why he iz with her for 3 yrz, he has other paroz in the corner, the neighbour is tryna collect her guy. Does she want him for her alone? Well I doubt, but she can minimise contact or frustrate contact between her guy and the neighbour. She should visit him and let him say those exact words back and she shouldn't shy away from being territorial. Its a feline world we're living in now.

If you are a sharp guy, "I want to marry soon" means "I like you, I wanna have you, please marry me after I please you".
If you are a learner, "I want marry soon" will be "omo! See gobe, this girl want hold me? Make I run"

In the 2 case above, sharp guy bang d kpekuz and let her repeat the LLS to another guy next time.
Learner run away without doing anything and she repeat the statement to another guy.

These is how they do now, that's why we hear it much.

I must Knack Gladys first week after resumption LLS or not. Me no be learner!!!

Mine is a year difference and I've never had issues with it. She sometimes reminds me of it (though jocularly)

Your friend should go and strike a conversation with him. She may be having a crush and crush are fleeting, she may end up not liking him that much after having a convo, either way, if she still fancy him after the chat, she should tell him, this is 2014 for Pete's sake!

clemz85: my boss used to say "there is no harm in trying"
my opinion is you can hunt his number but please, in Kenny Rogers voice... "U gat know when hold on, when to move on, when to work away, when to run"

my 1 dolla

Bro, that saying wasn't started by your boss, Eve started it when she gave Adam the forbidden punny.

My millions

I'm tired of articles and 10 things bull..shyteee.
But the last point got to me. Twice I have told my prime girl its over, twice I never meant it, twice I've apologised for it but I believe the damage is done. I've kinda told her whenever I say such words, I never mean it. I guess its a fight no_no!

It depends on the type of girl you're in relationship with.
A girl working in NNPC (not the filling station oo, company executive) still looking up @ you to make her hair definitely need #JESUS. So I'll call the. ones who do this paupers.
That's your answer OP. Poverty!



This nig__gar ahead of me, what did you use the FTC to buy? Some people cef!

What are we suppose to do after reading this?

[quote author=A.jeez]The obama's, Bush's, clintons, trumps shared the same jet ride to south africa for mandela's memorial[/quote]Then your blame should be channelled to Otedola, Dangote and co not GEJ

I nearly stopped reading it, I wanted writing "thrash" until I reached the middle. I must say d write-up iz great but the introductory paragraph was not captivating enough.

Na wa o

CHESSBOARD: pls which country are you from

Nigeria.

Who is he? He's not as popular as TB Joshua

Nigeria shud be number one and I'd be proud of it.

Yea! U mean beautiful boyz rite? Thankgod I'm just handsome not beautiful. Got this guy in school ( a model), he lost his babe to me, I never knew they were dating n all I really wanted was a puny. Some beautiful guys are nice . Girls shud be weary about boys like us instead.

lulukay: lol its kim. Ks butt we discussing here

That was in page one.
In page two, all I've been doing was talking about yours and the possibility of seeing it (no offence).
Kim K is hawt and So are you.
The thing is, she aint nigerian and me, I'm all Nigerian when it comes to appreciating the other side.

lulukay: hahaha funny u tnxx tho

You are welcome dear.
I'm still thinking of how to tell you I wanna see hullahoops booty without sounding cocky. When I figure out a cool way, I'll let you know

[quote author=sitasie ]my goodness! that list is all about the physique of a man that attracts a woman to fall in love with him.
Do you know even materialistic girls have someone they seriously love?
there's a difference between falling in love with someone,and falling in love with someone's wallet![/quote]And I said of those things are irrelevant to Nigerian girls without money.

1. Physical stature: lol, na today? Big man want flex around some money and you'll see young fine girls all around him like flies. A tall poor guy wants to flex some hundred naira and the table is scanty. Abegi shelve this point.

2. Appearance and attractiveness: Same as number one, if you like, be fugly as fvck, enough money will jaundice that fact and babes will be tripping any how, no be naija we dey?

3.Smile: Everybody can smile, the only difference is when a broke a s s kneegar smiles at a fine girl with his pam sandals, she'll scorn him but when Dangote smile at any woman, they say he's nice and not arrogant. Hence they trip.

4. Humour: everybody knows a rich man is funny, OBJ, GEJ, Buhari, Tinubu etc crack a joke and people LOL uncontrollably, broke axx Bamaiyi or AnabuoSo crack same joke and people say they are cocky and won't even feign small smile for them.

5. Confidence: oh please!!! Have you ever seen a rich man who isn't confident? have you ever seen anybody alighting from a range rover sport and still shaking my moin moin?

6. Conversation: When you are rich, you don't have to be a good conversationist, women will engage you in conversation and will keep the conversation going for you, you sef go surprise how manage.






[size=200pt] last BULLET, all the above is long story and won't work in 9ja, get the bar/money/ego/kudi and watch this points crash to smithereens as if it never was [/size]

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heefeholuwah: ....you want my pin or the gal'z pin?....funny tho...I'm sure you got a lota gals to urself...spare this one...ama b protectiv on Her ooo...shez dear to me.

You don't want her and you are protecting her? Bros, park well. Give her pin to dhurminik. I would have ask for it myself but you see, I don't do my agemates talk more of 15 year olds.

Let me tell you what I did when I was 18, she crushed on me, told her friends about it and I was suppose to not fall her hands, I never said no, my actions showed through that I wasn't interested, she snubbed me for 3 months, 6 months after graduation we started talking again n I wasn't in town. Long story short, I never said no, it never happened, she is in UK and I'm one of the few friends she still keep contacts with. I never loosed the friendship we had.


About your being a virgin till marriage. More power to your elbow oo! Prepare to fight konji!