metallisc:



you just might be talking about yourself!

That's sacarsm mate!!!!

WowSweetGuy:
Army mounting quarter guard for police..hmm

They're both partners in securing our country, don't bother measuring superiority, each has its jurisdiction.

TippyTop:
This is what happens when one section of the country believe they own the country.
If she visits an Emir expect her to wait for hours before seeing the emir.
She can't try this in Edo, last woman who tried shaking the Oba's hand was made to suck a thousand blockus to atone for her oversight.
In the south west the Obas are fighting over themselves on who should lick Aisha's butt first.

You should take a thousand strokes of the cane for your choice of words, an ten for your grammar.

dammytosh:
WITCH HUNT.


So witch borrowed money and did not pay back ?

Witch did not service the loan.

I pray we receive sense sooner than we can.

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HOW TO GET AWAY WITH FINANCIAL CRIME IN NIGERIA
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1. Borrow Billions of Money and dont pay back or service it as agreed.

2. Collect Billions from Dansuki,

3. Register with PDP and be a card carrying member

4. Open twitter account .

5. Retwee, repost any hash Tag with "Buhari is a dullard", "Buari is a tyrant", "Buhari is a thief", " Buhari does not have common sense".
This qualify you to be an opposition leader.

6. Repeat 5 and be louder as much as you can.

7. Repeat 5 and 6 and be a bit louder. ( By now you are the voice of the common man a.k.a THE WAILERS)

8. Once they arrest you say they want to silence your voice.

Brilliant!!!!

Blady chicken!!! Just snake?

DaBullIT:
I need manual to siddon for car ??

Nna na waa oooo

There are manuals for walking and running as well, tells you how to position your body, what part of your feet should hit the ground first, intake of air into your lungs.............you'll be surprised how helpful some of them are.

Just curious, are you a foreigner? those are correct, sort of...

Tectono:
Let me tell you, so many Nigerian exporters have been duped while trying to export non-oil products to other countries by the foreign buyers. So, to avoid being duped and to galvanise your export business, you must know export management and how to process Letter of Credit (L/C) for payment. For more information, check out these links:
http://tectono..com/2014/09/tectono-ventures-presents-contemporary.html
http://tectono..com/2014/09/nigeria-business-review-in-conjunction.html

Both links are not active

eherbal:



http://www.punchng.com/killed-colonel-struggled-grab-gun-killer-army-officer-kidnapped-kaduna/

Oh poor fella, so he acted in self defence, it must have been the army officer's fault to get himself kidnapped,how dare he try to escape, ugh an unlawful thing to do.

Nayok:
Mark disclosed this on instagram?

Why not on his Facebook?

Instagram was acquired by Facebook like 4yrs ago?

AlexCk:
As a software engineer, that trap wack!!.

Nice to see a naija person repping wif fb, we full everywhere shaa,

The crudeness of the trap is the actually the joke bro.

Mrs Kwara,Lagos and Ebonyi's faces will be around for a while.

ireneony:
serve him right!

Nor be only marathon, hell fire join too

Don't be mean hun!

It's either 'electrocuted or electrocuted and died" nothing like electrocuted to death.

Avalon316:
Fish smell.

Even with those deflected bum bums,they never marry. Or are women not supposed to marry when they are young?

Let them take off those clothes and then you will understand that those things are serious packaging.
Cellulite, unnecessary fats deposition in wrong areas, stretch marks etc

Bravo! so how do you feel now?
Important?

Jannylu:
Why you go thief laptop sef.... Steal plenty trillions and the same set of people for dey cheer you, dey call you chief

Sadly true my sister.

blaise00700:
Maybe the husband dey come, she hide the gateman for walldrop and sharply swallow the evidence

If she can hide a human that quick, what's a condom?

mynaija123:
Buhari should look for a means to cushion the effect of this economic hardship although not his fault.

Nigerains should look critically and see dat we are nothing without oil and look for other ways to be productive.

I totally agree with both suggestions, but I can't help but be curious as to why you left out the obvious, the saboteurs, especially the one taking out our oil infrastructures.

YourFatherYansh:
The one thing Africans and its leaders/rulers lack is foresight. We only dwell in the now and damn the consequences of what ever the future holds..4getin that that future is 2day's inputs.
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Greed is also one of our greatest undoing as a race, until our government begins to build institutions that will outlast them as well as have a positive multiplier effects on generation unborn, Africa will still remain in poverty maybe till eternity.
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Partisanship and discontinuation of preceding government policies have stagnated the continent as an entity. No rapid progress comes from setting completely new agenda by every successive government...That's why the African race still battles with fundamental problems as electricity , portable roads, adequate housing, polio etc in the 21st century.

When did Africa became a race?
By the way, I agree with you that there need to be continuity in government, however, this current administration is the only one since Obasanjo that displays real purpose and seriousness in its policies, yet people don't want to give them a chance, acting, either maliciously or just not bright enough to see that the administration has their best interest in mind.

Finally, and gradually, some of our leaders are getting it.
Some will come up with all sort excuse to justify Bush's decision in 2001 to abandon the Kyoto protocol.

Finally, and gradually, some of our leaders are getting it.
Some will come up with all sort excuse to justify Bush's decision in 2001 to abandon the Kyoto protocol.

Nigerian cities, infrastructure, advanced........all in a single sentence? Too much for me to process.

bejeiodus:
Exhibit your scorecard not campaign photographs.
The story would have been better told if the promises made while on the campaign trail had been kept.

After 3 years in, holla back!

Ademat7:
I believe in TECHNOLOGY,too much patrol which will add to traffic; Y not use drone and GPS? when are we going to enter 21st century in this part of the world?
#lipsealed

A drone can detect, but can hardly respond, a drone can assist the equipment you just saw, it cannot replace them.

tuzeriouz:
What's the essence of the hijab when you are with the head of state?

Head of State too dey get feeling now

compujyde:


That is where you get in wrong. I and other like-minded Nigerians can afford to take on Cameron using social media and other influential means but Buhari can't afford to do that because he happens to be the president for now except he plans to be another Mugabe.

So much diplomacy is just required from him because while he supposedly win a cheap argument/insult, he can loose so much viable things on behalf of Nigeria.

They (West) have not even started hitting on him. International Diplomacy goes far beyond a staged handshake/smiles intended for the press.

BTW, did you use same word (loquacious) to describe your president when he said a similar thing about his citizens on a foreign soil?

"They (West) have not even started hitting on him......"
Just because the bruises aren't evident doesn't mean the blows haven't landed yet, and make no mistake, the political elites has less at stake compared to you and I, all it takes is for foreign interests to appeal to thier ego and pocket, and they can pick up where they left, it h happened before, it can happen again and as for for insults from Cameron, Buhari's is the loudest voice and the perfect on to pass on the message.
Here's what you're communicating if he decide that he keeps quiet; 'I'm desperate, I'm in awe, you and every other moppet out there is welcome to throw insults at me, did it occur to you that he didn't address the matter? And that the press didn't press him for comment like they did with Buhari? And social media(mostly UK) comment was in his support?
Regarding Mugabe, I didn't get your point really? Do you mean his policies are good but he was victimised based on his lack of finesse? Or they are bad and he was rightly clobbered by western govt?

Jirate:
I bet Buhari is finding it Difficult to “Hear and Understand” exactly all that David Cameron is saying.

Says a lot about you, that you didn't think of it the other way around, bloody midget.

CFCman:
Captain Joan Azuka Obasi is a female Arik Air pilot. She was recently recognized by the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) with inclusion in the prestigious FAA Airmen Certification Database.

The database, which appears on the agency's website at www.faa.gov, names Obasi and other certified pilots who have met or exceeded the high educational, licensing and medical standards established by the FAA.

She also captain's Arik Air's Lagos - Johannesburg flights.

She began her aviation career as a flight attendant, eventually working her way up to become a certified pilot.

My kind of story, keep them coming, they bring smile to my face, thanks.

LegalBaby:
have a better lyric content .then maybe,just maybe you'll be a brand ambassador.

What Olamide and Phyno's lyrical contents?

compujyde:


Ur head dey dia. Their money is actually an "access" and a "teleguide".

BTW, Buhari shouldn't have indirectly replied Cameron's gaffe/script but completely ignore it and earn pity thereby.

He seems to attract resentment/enemies both consciously and subconsciously as a result of an obvious lack of diplomacy.

Except he redefines his acclaimed fight against corruption, in a holistic manner; may he not be shamed internationally as being hypocritical.

Who invited resentment? The loquacious Prime Minister with obvious disdain towards his 'invited' guests, or your president responding to the tasteless joke that doesn't reflect well on you as a Nigerian, but Buhari is to blame on this matter, have some dignity my friend, never allow your social/economic predicament to push your chin down against your chest, or else you'll answer to your next generation even from the grave, learn from the likes of Awolowo.