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I didn't know one can be tired of shagging, maybe with a partner, but shagging is man's best pleasure,.........of course after good meal, good book........and thousand things I can imagine

kennyman2000:
Good.. Abeg, make tony blair help us put some senses into those governors skull before they run the affairs of this country enter canal.

That's sarcasm I guess, cos I don't why he should help you run your country, last time I checked he's from UK and that's where his allegiance lies, if I were your elites, I suggest you put your country's interest first. So whatever sense he will put in their head will be for the benefit of mother Britain

Its strange though, but this level of humour+confidence appeals to me a lot.

Confessng:
I smell DESPERATION , for this statement if I were your guy nah i will bury the ring at the beach ask you to be looking for it , till u find it we never engage

She made it quite obvious and the best you can do is 'smell'?
I guess if your crush feed you a daily dose of smiles and ask what's your plan when you're free and even give you her number to call her.........and so on, you might be thinking: Oh! I suspect she MIGHT like me

smoby:
If i recalled vividly. Even back then things were Still OK compere to now.

How? believe me you 'did not' recall vividly enough.

hob:
Unsolved murders

Is it true that before declaring a death as murder you must prove the death in the first place (Chibook girls) and cause of death will confirm if it was indeed murder (Abacha)

MrCork:
....he is 419..he loookit!! (No ofeeense)

I don't trust your judgement, since you can't even spell your location correctly.

koxyz:
They go outside,they excel but within their own country they are helpless. Something must be wrong with Nigeria.

What's wrong is clear, we both know, when you manage a factory you don't pocket money meant for equipment upgrade and maintenance, staff salary, raw materials and so on, if you are destined to steal, limit it to the secondary stage, like getting your friends the contract to supply tools and pocket your share (which I equally disaprove, but you'll record far less damage),
As I was saying, when you drain the factory dry and it's barely running, your best employee will find work in other factory, braindrain, 'shikena'!

The equivalent of 80% of our 2015 health budget disappear in one go my country please surprise me, stop attempting suicide, your luck might be running out.

onstelly:
Well maybe time to date Yoruba boy to confirm

If romantic=419 then I agree , Igbo boys should be number 1.

iteleaye:
Who dash Naija criminals name... PIRATE!!! lol
"Police nabs pirates" in Naija


Soon now, nollywood go use Pete Edochie act Capt. Jack Sparrow for dem own Pirates of Oniru...

If you attack and rob ship at sea, you get to be called a pirate, off the coast of PH, Somalia or Florida, it doesn't matter, armed with rusty AK-47s and local charms or gleaming M16 and boat mounted machine guns, it doesn't matter either, the name is still pirate, I agree it's not 'cool', stealing a tuber of yam in the market with a knife, and a well cordinated assault on a bank with automatic weapon are both armed robbery.

Hanendez:
Though tears didn't stream down my cheeks,but I was pained on the inside.How can someone from a third world country like Nigeria,which has most of its citizenry living on one dollar per day,expend one million naira on a pair of gold encrusted and plaited snickers? The height of bovine improvidence and dissipation you would say.Tuface who comes from one of the most impoverished state in Nigeria,Benue state,couldn't as much as take into account the fact that his state is ranked the state with the highest rate of hiv and aids in nigeria.He didn't take into account the unenviable fact that benue is the least most industrially undeveloped in ratings.All of these stats is a gritty pointer of the ravaging and grinding poverty in his home,yet in his crass egotistical brazenness,he posed with these shows which can pay for the Waec and jamb forms of at least 200 pupils.These shoes carry the financial clout of providing medications to cottage hospitals.Its outrageous and preposterous that this man who many see as role model would put up a fashion faux pas as this.

What if he didn't pay for it, celebrities do get a lot of freebies.

queenst:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXyUMMMETsA

Korede bello is out with a new song titld ” Romantic” featuring Tiwa Savage.

Unlike Korede, no chemistry between Tiwa and her model, .

Those are basic fire-arms, deadly weapon "biti bawo now"?
End times alarmists

vivianblog2:
See The Suspected Militants Who Were Reportedly Nabbed With Deadly Weapons In Bayelsa

Pictured are hoodlums who were nabbed with deadly weapons by security operatives during last Saturday's governorship election in Bayelsa state. Acting on a tip off, Police men aided by concerned citizens raided the hideout of these thugs in Oporoma, Southern-Ijaw headquarters and uncovered over 35 pieces of AK 47's and other weapons.

Source http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/12/photos-see-suspected-militants-who-were.html

Panzerfaust:
In almost all Yoruba monarchies, coronation is rotated among "Ruling Houses"..It is not passed down through a King's offspring.

It's not like that in Ibadan where the deputy takes over. You're right 'almost'.

There's this thing called polygamy, she doesn't have to be his daughter's mother but still remain his wife you know right?

yerakola:
who is fooling who? ooni @ 40' wife@ 34 daughter @ 21. end time lier

Adonis3:
please, biko, how do they resemble



So the wife got preggy at age 13

There's this thing called polygamy, she doesn't have to be the mother.

sigiyaya:
You dey dream of all these and na YORUBA man you go see marry

If i hear

Hey! If na play make you stop am o! What's that supposed to mean sef?

ssoftappless:
There is no iota of doubt that this man is a victim of witch craft and on their failed attempt to kill him in the past, unfortunately 4 him he danced to their tune and now they have finally gotten him, "firstly i believe that he own a car, what reason does he have for him not to have taken his car to the club? "secondly this is why a church that a prophet that sees what we cant see is necessary, the people parish 4 lack of vision" if he has been attendin a church dat GOD's annointing is mayb d prophet would had seen his death and warned him against going to the club, "the man was spiritualy ignorant but unfortunately 4 him d devil operates spiritualy. "do what u like to the conductor, kill him or take him to jail, it does not matter bcaus he was a puppet used to complete the enemies plan, "when u get to the US, u can have all d fun in d world yet u decided to go to a club knowing dat anything can happen. "RIP to him, "i rest my case.

I see, people don't kill people in the US?)

refiner:
and d police looks shy self.... and d police looks shy self....

She probably feel embarassed considering what she was made to do, and don't say she can/should resist cos we both know human heirachy of need ensures we set out priorities accordingly. A meal usually comes before pride/principle. It's for the authority to see this and make necessary arrangement.

We can simply follow the American model where as the commander in chief, the US president is assigned a Marine who pack his luggage and run simple errand (military culture), and nothing else, the party or the first family is responsible for extra stuffs. I really dont appreciate officers carrying out such duties, they have a strict culture of discipline.
I remember my dad's new posting to Jericho skaters in Ibadan very long time ago during the military are, his office ensures uniform men supply his accommodation with kegs (25ltrs). When we visit on holidays and began using much more water, both our parent ask the container be left downstairs so we lift it up 4 flight of stairs, and as soon as my older brother learned how to drive, we get to do the job. That should be the first lady's security not her maid.

tearoses:
Yes why not on the floor?
If you go to an event badly dressed then that's your fault
Besides she could have put it to one side

An ADC's job is to protect
I grew up in an Army environment so know what I am saying
What is the ADC protecting? The handbag?
Couldn't madam have left the handbag in the car?
Doesn't madam have a PA
Do you know how much training that ADC would have undergone only to end up carrying a handbag?
Gone are the days when uniform meant respect

You see them in markets too carrying madams handbags
Its a big shame.
Their bosses should be doing something about it.
But how can they when most of these top jobs are political appointments.

When you invite them back, ensure it's only you and others with a screwed up perspective like yours that will bend over backwards in that plantation, freedom is indeed in the mind, Mandela was imprisoned for 27yrs physically but his mind remained free, but you are yearning to be imprisoned, what a shame.

Acidosis:
Moral corruption is about to kill this country. We lack work ethics, moral values and human values in this part of the world.


Its not about the "Nigerian Police" as most people want us to believe. Some private Security firm workers actually take more bribe than NPF. Our Banks, Private organisations are cases in points. Its only in Nigeria we see security men beg people for money. Its a common practice and we shouldn't institutionalize it. Instead, we need to address the CURSE upon UNIFORM MEN/WOMEN, including those standing at ATM joints, fast food, event centres, banks, etc.


The other day, a well dressed NPF guy was seeing driving a Niger Delta Rastafarian-Charlatan called TIMAYA.

Are we going to say the NPF guy is poorly paid? Is the problem about minimum wage? NOPE!

The higher we are paid as a people, the dumber we become! Just imagine the yeast-like swollen puff-puff called Timaya acting like the world must revolve around him ALL because of SMALL CHANGE.

We need to invite the slave masters all over again! The previous attempt is not enough.

praxisnetworks:
Y stoke embers of discord and division?
Can't your brain process information normally?

No I don't think so, the hunt for likes is too strong to resist.

dont8:
Wow, I love this city it's beautiful


https://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/KANO-CITY-Nigeria-1950-1970s-General-View-Of-Historic-Kano-City-780x562.jpg

Cc: Lalasticlala Fulaman198

Years of innocence, good people just doing their thing in peace, no iPhone, no Bentley

nickkylawve:
part 2 say u dey watch movie?

Ware d campfire day? I go like join this tales by moonlight.

robosky02:
good for him

if he is in nigeria

he would run round ajegunle on emty stomach
which woman for near am hmm

That was sarcasm, you obviously missed it.

steffans:
http://ynaija.com/escapee-lion-killed-in-jos/

This piece is like 2 sentences being repeated.

MzPecs:
What cause?

Read the article

See what pro-Biafra protest has caused, i dont like coplacency.

sonOfLucifer:
I don already buy sewing machine for you. After Dickson lose like fowl, we go use your post-election thread sew brassiere and handkerchief for Fayose.

Jee! Does that word brassier still exist?

Estharfabian:
Nigerian Guys>≥>>>>>>>Once A Month eww?

Normal Healthy routine should be [size=28pt]thrice[/size] A Day...

Do you sell boxers?