₦airaland Forum

DGD1:
seriously!

guess we all forget the efforts of this guys to keep our cars on the road.
most are not educated but within a moment they fix what a graduate of Harvard and the likes couple to call a car.
how many of our so called mechanical engineering graduates can drain the oil off a car, some can't tell the size of a bolt by mere looking or feeling, bt with our *nigerian mechanic * you can't do freedom without knowing it
I can go on and on
they are not as bad as we portray them to be, because if they are, we would always ship our carss back abroad to change plugs, drain oil, and do some simple things

I don't know the quality of the graduates you're talking about, but there are stages of manufacturing, the design stage is one of them, and that requires a lot of hard work and skills than you seem to appreciate, if a University trained engineer can't drain oil or change plug for a vehicle, perhaps he doesn't have to, so

redcliff:
Nigeria. No maintenance culture

Liar! Ain't nobody maintain stomach infratructure the way we do.

I wonder what that woman did to him

Pidggin:
SW will be ripped off

I'll rather that than some foreign corperations doing the rip-off, at least we're rest assured the trickle down effect will be mostly local, don't you agree?

No they won't, but my countrymen will slam Dangote for monopoly and see nothing wrong when foreigners take the initiative and take advantage of opportunities

carinmom:
This is really patriotic. Other business moguls in Naija should try to emulate what Dangote is doing.

Addicted2Women:
Nigerians and their stupidity.
Why would they tie him down with a rope ??
Even if he killed 40 people, No civilian should take laws in their hands.

In developed countries, the people who did this to him will get not less than 5 years in prison.

I see you weren't there to hold him down without ropes, what do you have to say about the office staff that were allegedly sacked for "carelessness" in response to previous buglaries?
I'm not a fan of jungle justice, but we all know what happens when there appears to be ajustice vacumm, citizens takes laws to their hand, blame the authorities first, ok?

Olu Jacobs appears to be standing behind a loooooong thing.

managermahmud:
If the refinery will fetch Nigeria $6bn, then how much will be Dangote's profit?
CBN sef, nawa 4 una o

From what I gathered, put the actual trading operation of a company aside, a lot of emphasis is placed on the "savings" that is made by not having to import raw materials for production (burden on forex) and exporting finished goods (not just local consumption), a second layer is the fact that if such goods were imported before, then they still go ahead and try to calculate the savings on foreign exchange.......it goes on and on, many of which requires an expert to explain, this is the reason why many expert will wonder why we as a nation won't snap up opprtunities right under our nose, Dangote does this repeatedly and all many bigots will see is his tribe. Pathetic.

sunnyb0b0:
Caption the pic

Where are the photos to explain why Co-ordinating didn't say/know anything about the money being shared, don't forget that Sanusi lost his job exposing it, perhaps keeping her job is more important to her than anything else?

Demburrows:
I wonder when the Nigeria Government and military will relinquish its pride and of start utilizing the igbos technological prowess.

I will like to see the Igbos lead the way, they lead and the rest of us follow in the consumption of foreign brands.

Daminaj1:


One of the most memorable speech from Olamide's Headies blunder was

"Every single song from Lil Kesh was a hit. From Lyrically , Shoki, Efejoku, was a hit back 2 back"

Now this is a point of reference for internet jokes as various posts mimicking his speech has been trending.

Not to be left out, YBNL singers Olamide and Lil Kesh joined the fun by posting their favourites.

What do you think? Good publicity for them? they can take a joke? or they should go and sit down?

http://www.daminaj.com/2016/01/olamide-lilkesh-join-in-fun-jokes-about.html

CC: lalasticlala

The speech Olamide made was meant to be the blunder, so you can't say one of the memorable speeches, so YOU should go and sit down.

tunjion:
i think say Buhari stubborn?

Stubborn, principled, clever, practical, pragmatic....are words often used in place of each other but have different meaning.

Those bottles should feature in the next instalment of pirate of the caribbean

abduljabbar4:
You criticize Islam
You criticize Judaism
You criticize cow worshippers
You criticize atheist.

Can't people practice their own culture or religion ni? Its their belief for Gods sake! Damn!

Thank you jare, their perspective have been sabotaged, when folks are socially and economically underprivileged, they tend to ABSOLUTELY relate their circumstances to their way of life rather than SELECTIVELY.
Everything they do is wrong, mind you the practice shown in the photo here, to me is repulsive, however, the poor state of the continent might be tied more to visionless and selfish political and economic elites, than such practices, Indians, Chinese, Koreans all have 'strange' practices. Trust me if this is done by an European, then it's another story entirely, in Europe fire services rescue men with their genitals sucked into vacumm cleaner, Hospital A&E attend to cases of funny objects buried in people's rectum as a form of sexual practices, I'm talking about scissors, coke bottles, even hand guns, you name it, (not to mention bestiality), but I think that reflects the society's wide/wild range of imagination, useful for critical thinking, as well as problem solving, and might be disgusting to many, but do that in Africa we'll be the first to call it the source of all our problems.

Vivalavida99:
Africa as a continent still has a long catching up to do, may God deliver that continent.

Which continent are you from ma'm?

chillingbabe:
Hope davido and wizzy won't take this joke seriously ooo..
But why should he compare his baby to them...Not too nice

He could be a fan of both artists, people name their kids after celebrities don't they?

Beans pudding

Adamsdelrio:
My mind keeps telling me this... Mikel will soon become the best soccer player that Africa has ever produced..Just waiting for the right time.

What else did your mind tell you? Don't forget to remind your mind about names like Jay Jay Okocha, Yaya Toure, Kanu, Drogba, Samuel Eto'o....

Help is here, here's a YouTube video that can assist with TASK

korel9:
That awkward moment when you wish it (death) had taken someone else (I didn't mention Femi Adesina oo) instead of the deceased

R.I.P. to the dead sha!

You're desperately in need of mental as well as intelectual growth, so you disagree with someone's politics and gbam! Thay had to die.

I wonder which one is make and which one is female, really hard to tell.

You like the country the way it is?

KingAdeOluomo1:
OGA you like story too much na Nija we dey abeg no be USA or China
This country can't be saved by dose fools we leaders but i bet if u enter government u ho chop money pass Dasuki self

What about physical infrastructure? You realise the people need that as well right?

akoladejesu:
End time Rice!




Gov Ayodele Fayose I see u walai.

May u walk nd Neva Stumble!

Trust me they won't see anything good in this government since they don't support it, they probably didn't vote for it anyway.

RichDad1:
SPot on!
That's the latest loophole in the money laudering scheme. This CBN restrictions was to checkmate incidents like this.
I hope the nay Sayers will see beyond their nose.

Vivalavida99:
Jeeezzzz!!!

What on earth is he gonna do with those cards? It's much gosh!!!

It's a racket, banks recently suspended withdrawal with local atm cards abroad, it's being used to launder cash I believe. Pathetic way to lose our foreign reserve, as if excesive importation wasn't enough. Sad.

You're so dumb you actually think that's an insult,
and by the way, Burantashi is a chewing stick not a drink.

EgusiSoup:
.they are just laughing at the dullard.

A burukutu drunk burantashi sipping cow!

theV0ice:
Oh gosh!!

Amaechi don come here again

Nice 1, that was hilarious.

Dsrooftiles:
Owam December is always an interesting period...anything goes. *laughs*!

From what I've heard that's a dangerous position for goats and their kind, blood flows towards their rectum in such position, might lead to death.

Too late mate, you've done the feed, cos you've created the impression you would've created if you want through with it, adjust to the fact that you did it.

foreman:
She came into our house at 14. She calls me daddy. Now almost eighteen.

Now shes grown those things, fresh, firm and well shaped. I keep telling myself shes a kid. But my mind will not leave that place.

Madam travelled recently. This "kid" keeps jiggling those succulent things, intentionally or otherwise, I cant tell. Then I couldnt hold myself, I grabbed her when she served my food. I held and suckled like my life depended on them. Funny thing she didn't resist. I managed to let go when my conscience wouldn't let me. I had to visit a brothel to calm nerves that evening. Still throughout the night, my mind couldn't get rid of the twins.

Now, the problem is how do send this girl out of our house without raising suspicion. I am sure if she stays around, what I am trying to avoid will eventually happen.

Abi o, you smile when there's something funny. otherwise

MzPecs:
A man is not expected to smile anyhow


(no offence)

But death by road in the UK can't be anywhere near that figure, I know for sure bicycle deaths so far this year is less than 20 and the government seems under pressure, especially the city of London.

ZUBY77:
It is because, you hooligans don't know your jobs.

Why wont we migrate when you earn over 400 million Naira annually while the annual minimum wage in your country totaled at N18000x12 = N216,000. Yet still, the University students pay more than that. Yet you dont pay the minimum wage or hold those responsible for it. - Thats your job.

We prefer to live illegally at a place where there is constant electricity than to live freely where there is generator fumes that are poisonous to our single lifetime. - It is your duty to provide light for us.

We prefer to live illegally at a place where there is always water running in the taps than where we buy dirty waters packed inside a nylon bag. - It is your duty to give us water.

We prefer to live illegally where the annual total deaths due to good roads are 500 than to live where deaths due to bad road is 500 in one day. - It is yet your duty to provide good roads.

We also prefer to live at a place where foods are checked and certified before being sold as against where everybody sells everything to unsuspecting public. - We voted you in to secure our lives.

Dear senators, you are actually the reason for our illegal status over here. We are simply economic and political migrants.
You were given the powers to impeach any President that is not performing.
No president has done anything in Nigeria, yet none has ever been impeached.

Finally, we prefer to live illegal over there because, you also fly there to treat yourself in good hospitals with our money.

The moment you do your jobs, we will come back. You chased us away.

She aged nicely.