₦airaland Forum

Obatala7Kronos:
They refused sharing intelligence with the Nigerian Army because just like in the case of ISIS, U.S is Boko Haram & Boko Haram is U.S.

Its activities are being coordinated from the US Secret Military base in Chad. Now that Boko Haram has been technically defeated, they're resuming their useless training of our troops anti-terror war.

Just like how they're now calling for “cease fire” in Syria after their moderate liver-eating vampires have all been annihilated by the Russian Death Machines.

Guess what my son (Vladimirovich Putin) told them? He said “cessation of hostilities” will start by 1st of March, 2016.

You know Y? By March 1st, the only thing that will be left of all the western backed terrorists (i.e ISIS & the rest) will be their burnt corpses & rifles.

If America and her allies are not obliterated off the face of earth by the Russian Topol-M, then I'm sorry, the world will continue to wallow in proxy terrorist wars, anarchy, hunger, poverty, genetically manufactured diseases & death.

Do you also believe in UFO my child?

phranseeqz:
Nice development, however, hope it has the strength for very coarse and dry land.
Promising

there's this thing called, innovation, improvement..............etc

Wait! could it be that a nurse is better trained and or paid in Europe that in Nigeria?
Next story please! (In Dr Damages' voice)

Adaure4ever:
Lol, diz is funny. They should 4give him.

Let me ask you this, will you forgive if it was your breast that was swiped?

Where's the park located please?

youmour:
If they all nut then its a win win situation,what you don't know can't kill you,but how come they didn't see the balls though

Transgender, he must have surgucally replaced his make organs with a female's.

GboyegaD:
Have you thought of the things the nanny listed were done to her?
She claimed she wasn't allowed to bath with hot water when we all know the faucets brings out hot or cold water depending on which one you open.
She claimed she isn't allowed to add milk in her tea when we all know milk is one of the requires items CPS requires every household that have kids should have in their fridge. This means there is always milk at home in abundance.
She claims she works 20hours daily and I am wondering what household chores can one do for 20 hours daily. There is a washer and dryer at home, most likely there's a vacuum cleaner etc.
Her story to me doesn't add up.

A good looking male with a good financial/economic/social status is being accused of rape, his lawyers won't stand a chance if their only argument is that their client is handsome, rich and polished enough to bed any female he desires. They better start answering real questions, some of the accusations here are huge, withholding her travel documents, underpaying or not paying her at all, if false, they will need to prove it, bank transfer, employment contract that shows her job description........we both know it's costly to hire babysitters in Europe and America, much less carerer for five children, $100? Oh! common.

GboyegaD:
The story doesn't add up as there's no household chores that will take that long daily no matter how large that family is.

You're missing the point here, let's call it malicious tasking, which could mean making you work nonstop by duplicating tasks, the reason and effect is psychological, when a staff get comfortable, he/she will most likely begin to be aware of their environment and may question procedure, and dont give them the satisfaction of thinking they have completed a task, believe me its mean but it's effective.
Also leave little or no room for employees to interact, result of investigation some Wal-Mart stores exposed similar tactics.
And don't forget her $100 monthly pay that was (inadequate and yet) withheld. They are in some deep trouble, and that's just criminal liabilty, civil will mostlikely follow too, though I'm not even sure if there's an insurance somewhere for that.
No justification for exploiting a fellow human being my friend, no matter how desperate they may be.

waterhouse071:
A society that protects the right of all irrespective of their social class.

What happened to those unarmed victims shot by police officers? I like and admire cases like this, it restore ones' confidence in the system, but when compared to cases I mentioned earlier, it makes one suspicious there are ulterior motives behind the arrest, you know what I mean.

boss1310:
the nanny must have plenty scars of injuries inflicted on her by the woman to warrant her being in chains and orange jumpsuits

".......the clothe is orange, the food is garbage......"

-Locked Up by Akon feat. Styles P.

blackberlin:
Don't get too traditional about its definition, it was contextual. . . just speaking in tactical terms..

I used 'apparently' for a reason, wasn't sure if I missed something, I never knowingly miss an opportunity to learn, hence my curiousity, i wasnt questioning your command of English Language.
So if Trojan horse is a weapon/tool meant to harm you but presented as a gift to you, how does it apply here? Perhaps we both share the same 'view' concerning that visit, just curious.

Hopefully if/when EFCC knock on his door, all the kpomo, roasted corn, plantain sellers will gather to protest for the imediate release of their most famous customer, great idea.
Errrrm.......if I may ask, what is Fayose's plan concerning Ekiti State self sustainability, is he carrying on from where Fayemi stopoff before he was voted out by enthusiasts of stomach infratructure or he will be troducing his own plans, or he has no plan at all, the last option is the easiest.

AlPeter:
Can some one please tell the twittering senator to stop acting like a little child. When will Ben Bruce grow up?

Copy!.........but is it ok if he act like a big child?

blackberlin:
Some people here are asking why the V.P isn't hosting the German President, well. . .
First of all, Germany has a thing for Lagos. . . Since Fashola introduced the BRT and made some major reforms, they've been lusting after the city of Lagos like there's no tomorrow. Call it targeted politics...
2nd reason is that Germany practices a parliamentary system of Government, which means the President is more of a ceremonial figure while the Chancellor (Mama Merkel) is the trojan horse. . . which explains why Angela Merkel was recently with Jonathan and not the other way round. . .

Apparently, you misused the term 'trojan horse' here.

"...........Igboro ni mi, ti mo ba 'n rin, emi o need bouncer......."

-Olamide in 'Voice of the Street'

HungerBAD:
Lol.

If this guy corner me,I go quietly give am my wallet and phone.

Then if he dey go,I go call am come back give am the money I hide for socks.

.....and don't forget to ask him if he's happy with your co-operation.......

Na only that shower I nor follow, the rest looks fun.

Joavid:
movies are not just for entertainment, especially for me. I was able to compile some with a little help from google of course.

1. "Sometimes it is the people who no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine." The Imitation Game.

2. "Just because someone stumbles and loses their
path, doesn't mean they're lost forever." X-Men Days of Future Past.

3. "Most people live life on the path we set for them. Too afraid to explore any other. But once in a while people like you come along and knock down all the obstacles we put in your way. People who realize free will is a gift that you'll never know how to use until you fight for it." The Adjustment
Bureau.

4. "Our lives are not fully lived if we're not willing to die for those we love, for what we believe." Selma.

5. "Courage is a hard thing to figure. You can have courage based on a dumb idea or mistake, but you're not supposed to question adults, or your coach, or your teacher, because they make the rules. Maybe they know best, but maybe they don't.
It all depends on who you are, where you come
from." The Blind Side.

6. "My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work. The sooner the better." Sherlock Holmes.

7. "What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient...highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed--fully understood--that
sticks." Inception.

8. "The main thing is: Pay attention, pay attention to everything, everything you see. Notice what no one else notices, and you'll see what no one else knows. What you get is what you get, what you do with what you get, that's more the point." City of Ember.

9. Do, or do not. There is no “try”. – Yoda, from Star Wars. It is not our abilities that show what we truly are it is our choices. – Dumbledore, from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

10. “Great men are not born great, they grow great.”
– Mario Puzo, from The Godfather

11. “The loudest one in the room is the
weakest one in the room." - Frank Lucas in American Gangster

12. "Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life, but it ain’t how hard you can hit. It’s how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. it’s how much you can take, and keep moving
forward. that’s how winning’s done. - Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone)

add yours

A thief offers to fix your (broken) entrance door free, and you're not in the least suspicious. - "Saworoide".

You wouldn't give a crazy person liberty to do as they wish the corpse of their family member, cos its theirs, there's a risk that they might just decide to roast and eat it. - "Agogo-Eewo"

Cop: (Stopping Hurricane and a partner riding with him in a white sedan) We are looking for two negros in a white car (claimed to have shot a victim)
Hurricane Carter: Any two will do?

Elizabeth Keckley: What my people are to be, I can't say. Negroes have been fighting and dying for freedom since the first of us was a slave. I never heard any ask what freedom will bring. Freedom's first - Lincoln.

Thaddeus Stevens:This is the face if someone who has faught long and hard for the good of the people without caring much for any of them....... - Lincoln.

[quote author=GworoChewinMaga post=42666658][/quote]Decent script for a movie, what's the title again?

Hitback2back:
PDP was prematurely buried in Rivers but now the party is back and full of live.
God bless GIDI
God bless PDP
God bless Rivers
God bless Nigeria
God bless [i][/i]Hitback2back

Go through the caption one more time my friend you obviously missed something ,

kullozone:
I don't understand oh... Who was humiliated
The guy or the fat girl?

The dude, his ego was 'un-massaged'
The fact that he did it to himself,
Except you don't see sex as 50/50.

Thecelebgists:
Dapper Classy Looking Photo Of HarrySong You Have Not Seen.


Name one thing you like in this photo


https://www.instagram.com/p/BBcRBCfP1ng/

The parking area looks great.

badesco:
Than God that he finally that TSA was introduced by Gej and am sure there are many more ...

Define discover, introduce, implement, enforce.....
Like now, I've got many ideas that can make me billions of dollars, please ask me what I'm waiting for?

dechriscool:
TSA was birth by Gej.This was a structural innovation to fight corruption.By extension subsequent administration will benefit from it.This is the sure way to fight corruption by creating strong institutions and structures and not vendettas,fighting political enemies through media corruption crusade.Ippis comes to mind.The numbers of ghost workers had reduced in federal parastatals thus saving more for the country.Gej administration were still studying the cons and pros of TSA.Bubu came on board and hijack it.Gej is meticulous in whatever he is doing thus can't implement TSA without a proper study of the process.So Baba zip it,we are yet to see your own innovations.Stop your tyrant and do the needfull.

See mumu!

Not if it was a mechanical fault.

GworoChewinMaga:
Excuse me, but are you celebrating a shitty pilot?

She crashed.

She failed at what she is paid to do

Now you guys are celebrating her shitty skills

freshness2020:
Sharp bad naijadude

I can't see sharp here, very funny and that's it.

blackberlin:
This one that you're turning ur mouth to one side. .. abeg don't let your mouth tear o. . . I don't know how to stitch o

You worry too much, there's this thing called emoji

100Cents:
What is he sharing ?

I can't see it clearly, but looks like love though.

Bossforeva:
Born Olubowale Victor Akintimehin, Wale is really seizing the day and enjoying every moment spent in his country home.

He is pictured chilling out with Reekado Banks and some local indigenes at a Lagos Beach.

Who can name the exact beach where this shot was taken?
http://starttells.com/2016/02/04/pictures-of-wale-chilling-in-lagos-beach-with-reekado-banks/

Did he, by any chance, chill with some 'foreign' indigenes too?

grandstar:
That is Nigeria's largest white elephant!

The plant is a very unproductive plant compared to the super modern ones today.

Also there is a massive glut of steel inn the world market from China.

China has an excess capacity of over 250m tons. These has led to the dumping of steel and the EU and America have been forced to impose anti-dumping duties on chinese steel.

Its far cheaper to import than to make steel locally. Making steel here will put local users at a competitive disadvantage due to very steep prices.

Govt should do the needful. They should dynamite the place and ring it for miles with mines and lease the place out to ISIS

Your well thought out and insightful comment is appreciated.

blackberlin:
So they deported 6 people. . . and that's supposed to make us happy right?
Well until the country is working fine and compares to countries like Singapore or Malaysia, I say there's nothing to be proud of.

Flip a switch and turn it to Singapore and Malaysia, I can see your ambition, IMPRESSIVE they are.

Mutuwa:


A little opportunity given to a monkey to put on clothes,does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.

Per Pete edochie.

Mmmn! Interesting, and revealing.