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CrimeRe: Villagers Bombed Police Station In Anambra, Killed Guard – CP by Samakus(m): 3:12am On Aug 28, 2016
Ukpo people and land 'colonization' are like ...wish I can find that popular nairaland meme.

Arthur Eze always believe that he can get other communities' lands with his money. That's why Ukpo tried in vain to take the land of Abba community where oil was discovered. After over 20 years of legal tussle over the land dispute, Oluwa disappointed him. Now, they have turned to Abagana. They will fail again.

"He who makes peaceful resolution impossible, makes violent restoration inevitable"...Seun 'Dick'son Obiora Mohammed (my fictitious owner, nairaland).
SportsHe's Poor And Broke Yesterday, Now He's Super Rich (pictures) by Samakus(op): 8:39am On Aug 25, 2016
His name is Paul Pogba. World's costliest football player!

He was poor and highly broke yesterday, he identified his talent, worked hard to nurture it, was not given much chances at his formative club, dared the unknown by moving to another club and country without assurances of a better future, but today, he is one of the world's best footballer. He is paid around £290,000 every week (NGN150m ).

Never neglect anybody. But most importantly, never neglect and doubt yourself. The world is spherical... It spins around. "Nobody wey no fit to make am".

A story like Paul Pogba's inspires me a lot. Hope it does to you too.

Have a great morning nairalanders!


SAMAKUS

CrimeTrader Arrested For Naming Pet Dog ‘buhari’ - Vanguard by Samakus(op): 8:09am On Aug 17, 2016
Sango-ota—A 30-year-old trader has been arrested by the police in Ogun state for naming his pet dog ‘Buhari.’ The trader, Joe Fortemose Chinakwe, of No 10, Omikunle Street, Sango-Ota, Ogun State, was reportedly arrested last weekend, after one of his neighbours of Northern extraction complained bitterly that he named his dog after his father, Alhaji Buhari. Vanguard learned that the complainant reported the case at Sango Police Station, last Saturday, after which the trader was arrested and detained. However, it was gathered that efforts by the police to recover the dog, which they intended using as evidence failed following a clever move by the suspect.

The trader, said to be trading in female wears at a popular market in Sango, allegedly directed his friends secretly to kill the dog and possibly eat the meat in order to avoid being implicated. It was gathered that consistent appeals by his friends and relations for the police to grant him bail failed as the complainant and his kinsmen reportedly threatened to kill the trader if he was released on bail. Trader denied bail The case, however, took a different dimension two days later when Chinakwe’s relatives went to Sango police station to further plead for his bail only to be informed that the case file and the suspect have been transferred to Ogun State Police Command headquarters at Eleweran. A relation to the suspect, who simply identified himself as Chiedozie, told Vanguard that his brother was being persecuted for no just cause and expressed fears that he may either be poisoned inside police cell or thrown into jail. Chiedozie said: “Chinakwe is a lover of dogs and he names them after things that tickle him. He bought this dog a year ago and named it Buhari. Unfortunately, some Northerners, who dominate the vicinity where he resides misconstrued his intention and connived to take him up. The complainant then claimed it was derogatory because his father answers Buhari.” Police sources, however, told Vanguard that the actions of the suspect “were very provocative.” The source said: “he not only named the dog Buhari but boldly wrote it on the body of both sides of the dog and was seen parading the neighbourhood dominated by Northerners with it.”

As at press time, relations to the suspect were still making frantic efforts to effect his bail while his accusers are insisting that he must be prosecuted. Police confirms arrest When contacted around 8pm yesterday, the acting Police spokesman in Ogun State, Abimbola Oyeyemi, ASP, said he was still trying to get the Divisional Police Officer in-charge of Sango for details. Oyeyemi later called, stating that: “I have made enquiries. The man bought a dog and inscribed Buhari on both sides of its body. One Mallam lodged a complaint and when our men got there, we found out that it was true. You know such thing can cause serious breach of the peace and ethnic or religious unrest. We are charging him to court for conduct likely to cause a breach of peace.” Continuing, he said: “He was arrested last Saturday and we are taking him to court later today (Tuesday) or tomorrow morning (today). You know an average Northerner will feel bad over such a thing. It can cause serious ethnic crisis or religious confrontation because when you are relegating such a name to a certain person, you are indirectly insulting him.” When asked about the whereabouts of the dog that will be used as evidence against the suspect, the police spokesman said: “The dog cannot follow anybody except the owner. We will use him as our evidence because he did not deny it.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/trader-arrested-naming-pet-dog-buhari/

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FoodAnambra Rice Major Distributor Opens In Awka (pictures) by Samakus(op): 8:19am On Aug 16, 2016
As shared by facebook user, Ifeanyi Aniagor.



The Major Distributor outlet as shown in the attached Banner located at Plaza De Brunt (Eze Uzu) Plaza, Ogbalingba Market, Court Road Junction/off Works Road junction, Awka, Anambra State is owned by a known Social Media Personality, Michael Nweke Okechukwu.

I feel so proud to see him get to this stage, not by praise singing or e-thuggery but by looking out on how to solve the need of the people.

Following the recent recognition of Anambra Rice Brand as the fastest growing Rice Brand in Africa in Lagos, the demand for the 100% made in Anambra Rice increased and then came the need to make it available in all parts of the State.

Being an entrepreneur, who thinks more of finding solutions instead of finding faults, Chief Michael has empowered himself while solving this rising challenge.

He remains one of the numerous youth being empowered by Willingly Working Willie through the opportunities in the agricultural value chain.

Congratulations to you Akaeze Igbakwu... You are a #SocialPreneur

I enjoin other young persons online to emulate your foot steps, to get busy and shun e-thuggery.

As we continue #MovingForward, more patriotic citizens shall rightly keyed into the uncountable opportunities in Anambra State courtesy of the people oriented leadership of Governor Willie Obiano.



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If interested, you can call the numbers in the banner for clarifications on how to become a distributor. I learnt that the rice mill factory is located at Amichi in Anambra State.


Cc. Lalasticlala

FoodAnambra Rice Major Distributor Opens In Awka (pictures) by Samakus(op): 8:12am On Aug 16, 2016
As shared by facebook user, Ifeanyi Aniagor.



The Major Distributor outlet as shown in the attached Banner located at Plaza De Brunt (Eze Uzu) Plaza, Ogbalingba Market, Court Road Junction/off Works Road junction, Awka, Anambra State is owned by a known Social Media Personality, Michael Nweke Okechukwu.

I feel so proud to see him get to this stage, not by praise singing or e-thuggery but by looking out on how to solve the need of the people.

Following the recent recognition of Anambra Rice Brand as the fastest growing Rice Brand in Africa in Lagos, the demand for the 100% made in Anambra Rice increased and then came the need to make it available in all parts of the State.

Being an entrepreneur, who thinks more of finding solutions instead of finding faults, Chief Michael has empowered himself while solving this rising challenge.

He remains one of the numerous youth being empowered by Willingly Working Willie through the opportunities in the agricultural value chain.

Congratulations to you Akaeze Igbakwu... You are a #SocialPreneur

I enjoin other young persons online to emulate your foot steps, to get busy and shun e-thuggery.

As we continue #MovingForward, more patriotic citizens shall rightly keyed into the uncountable opportunities in Anambra State courtesy of the people oriented leadership of Governor Willie Obiano.



*edited*
If interested, you can call the numbers in the banner for clarifications on how to become a distributor. I learnt that the rice mill factory is located at Amichi in Anambra State.

EventsRe: A Nairalander Marks His Birthday (pictures) by Samakus(op): 8:55am On Aug 10, 2016
tabisegroup:
u Wer a girl at childhood now ur a man at manhood..
HBD
Lol. That's what people always tell me. Though, I still think you exaggerated it a bit. I would rather you say that I looked like a girl at my infancy. Lol. You're sighted bro
EventsRe: A Nairalander Marks His Birthday (pictures) by Samakus(op): 8:52am On Aug 10, 2016
,,,

Thankful heart!!

EventsA Nairalander Marks His Birthday (pictures) by Samakus(op):
God has been good to me. I just want to seize this opportunity to celebrate His mercies over my life as I add another beautiful year to my age. It's been God all through.

#thankfulheart
#leo



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Don't know if the Mods can show me some love today. Abi na only babes dem dey push their birthday pictures go fp.
#fingerscrossed

SportsRe: Free Football Betting Ebook Strategy That Helped Me Last Season by Samakus(m): 7:37am On Aug 08, 2016
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Christianity EtcRe: Does Godly Dressing Make One Godly? by Samakus(m): 7:33am On Aug 07, 2016
promise10:
The need came because of sin!

So get out!!!!
Another Buhari spotted. I hate blame game with everything in me.

One quote easily comes to mind...

"Incompetents look for excuses and who to blame, the willing and able take charge no matter how bad things are".

I chose the latter
PhonesRe: Easiest Way To Download Youtube Videos On Your Phone by Samakus(m): 1:22pm On Aug 02, 2016
Niyiframes:
I have a better and easier method... No need to go to youtube sef or redirecting here and there.. Using any browser, UC browser preferably.

Just...
1 Google the video title
2 click video tab on the search result page
3 touch and hold the video thumbnail and a drop down menu comes up
4 select copy video url
5 open new tab and go to savefrom.net
6 paste ur copied url in the search box and tap the search/ > button
7 your video thumbnail will show up and....

There u go, download whatever quality u wish.

Brilliant eh? grin grin grin cool cool cool
You're wonderful. Thumbs up
FashionRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Samakus(m): 3:29pm On Aug 01, 2016
I vote Fynestboi


Cc: NLjega
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PoliticsPeter Obi At The Democrats Convention In Philadelphia, USA (pictures) by Samakus(op): 3:17pm On Jul 28, 2016
As shared by facebook user, Valentine Obienyem who happens to be a former aide to the ex Anambra State governor, Mr Peter was 'invited to attend the convention for ''the fundamental changes he brought to his country through his belief in the rule of law''.

Here's an excerpt from Obienyem's facebook page..


"Mr. Peter Obi at The National Democratic Convention at Philadelphia, USA.

The invitation to him to attend the Convention came from the highest quarters. At first he doubted its authenticity, because, in our country today, those bent on giving us bad name use every thing for fraud.

Well it required a few phone calls to confirm its authenticity.

I am thinking of making the letter public because of its consoling wordings. A paragraph proudly reads: "You are among few outstanding individuals we extended invitations to because, having followed your politics in your country over the years, we are convinced that you share a lot with our party. We are also aware of fundamental changes you brought to your country through belief in the rule of law..,"

Shall we sample the Oracle quietly seated at the Convention arena, sharing experience with like minds?"

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1091095060971283&id=516149691799159&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.1145457622185215%3Atl_objid.1380398601986778%3Athid.100001629634204%3A306061129499414%3A75%3A0%3A1470034799%3A4412829197896810941&__tn__=%2As

Science/TechnologyRe: See How This Mighty Snake Was Trapped To Death (PICS) by Samakus(m): 5:16pm On Jul 25, 2016
kennyman2000:
Sir, what's the name of that browser you are using?
Lol. The network does the magic, not browser
Science/TechnologyRe: See How This Mighty Snake Was Trapped To Death (PICS) by Samakus(m): 11:34am On Jul 25, 2016
Thinking about how lala will be feeling now. cheesy

Lala and snakes..



Not the picture you're waiting for. Sorry! Lol

PoliticsRe: Fun Facts About Snakes by Samakus(m): 11:30am On Jul 25, 2016
Lalasticlala will be chilling in his place with an orgasmic grin on his face.

Topics about his pet (snakes) is like food to his soul

EducationRe: Why Is There A "D" In "Fridge", But Not In "Refrigerator" Or "Refrigerate"? by Samakus(m): 11:17am On Jul 25, 2016
gurunlocker:
This is on FP? I blame the economy.... it is even affecting nairaland threads
If a youth like you could grumble about an intellectual discourse as this (where you can learn and improve intellectually) making fp, then, I lose hope in Nigeria.

Two things are permissible here. Either that you're among the sickening number of our 'end time' young persons on NL that are eternally excited at seeing sagged mammary glands of our Godforsaken celebrities or you're grand praise singer of Lalasticlala's unending affection for snakes, hence, its continued appearance on fp.

CareerRe: Staff Of Baker Hughes Protest In Port-Harcourt by Samakus(m): 10:16pm On Jul 22, 2016
"In an unjust society, silence is a crime"...Senator Dino Melaye

#IStandwiththeworkers
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edwards Celebrates His 26th Birthday Today by Samakus(m): 8:56am On Jul 22, 2016
Africans and football age!!!


Anyways, make I no derail the thread. Happy birthday Frank.


"Look at my life, can you see what God has done..
Look around, see the beauty of his works..
Ebube!"

My favorite song from Frank
FamilyRe: Please Fellow Nairalanders I,need A Candid Adivce About My Girl Friend by Samakus(m): 8:04pm On Jul 20, 2016
carmag:
that poster above...... hehehe!! shey na every body go be master of English? as long as u understand wetin he yaan..shoo!!!.. this place no be English class abeg..

back to topic ..

@ op..the time wey u dey nack the kpekus..they enjoy all the ingredients wey follow..am come... they chop and clean mouth

if the first child na by mistake,... you wan still tell us say the second pregi na also mistake..huh

your plan na just to make..am baby mama with the excuse that your relatives didn't approve her

so na who go come marry..am after she done drop two kids for you. as your plan na to look for another fresh one as a wife...

then the other one automatically became your baby mama

hmm there's God..oh.

if another guy should Repeat same to your sister i believe you won't find it funny

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