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...If only these fraudsters can realise that Nigerians have wisen up.

See how they wan 'maga' me

Uwa nmebi tradition!.

But wait o,,
If only we 'Africans' can adopt this...
Girls no 4 dey form Don jazzy in Naija



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Quote me and see how 'ndi mmuo' this night

Too bad. RIP

Prof Mugabe was right....

..and it's happening already!


If only our kunu-sipping, gworo chewing, meniere infected dullard was mentioned..





Quote me and see arusi okija at night

So much anxiety here. Can't you guys go to the N-power site and read up the requirements before applying? The thing isn't ending today.


You want to apply for something important to you but unwilling to read the requirements. People that will be applying for this program are more than required. So, an applicant's success or otherwise in this recruitment process depends largely on whether his/her application meets the requirements.The op has tried but he can't answer all. Some things are better handled by the concerned person himself.


#my 2cents

So much anxiety here. Can't you guys go to the N-power site and read up the requirements before applying? The thing isn't ending today.


You want to apply for something important to you but unwilling to read the requirements. People that will be applying for this program are more than required. So, an applicant's success or otherwise in this recruitment process depends largely on whether his/her application meets the requirements.The op has tried but he can't answer all. Some things are better handled by the concerned person himself.

Are we really practicing federalism in this territorial(political) conjecture called Nigeria? Because it's obvious that states have devised a meaner way of raping the concept "federalism" more than the central government, by the way they erode the autonomy of LGs.pathetic!

Eziokwu mu anya (truth that is awake, with its 2 eyes wide open)





That's why...

That olympus tho.... the fallen naira dey go kindergarten class where im dey.





Even my granny will be happy that finally, she's seen someone that hers are better than.

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Roy Hodgson enjoys the highest salary per annum out of the 24 head coaches at Euro 2016, while Russia's boss might not charge a penny! Find out where each of the participating nation's trainer lies in the list...





Courtesy:http://www.goal.com/euro2016/en/gallery/the-highest-paid-coaches-at-euro-2016/vl9dih7i7i5c113ye5yyqka9a/hd-money-euro/1

Well, miss Uju Stella, listen to what Mugabe said about you. Then go and cry for your life.

GE.

My childhood dream company. I love the brand like PMB love the word 'kworupshon'.

GeneralShepherd:
Indeed, Nigerian education is at its lowest ebb as evidenced by this uninspiring piece of propaganda that is riddled with grammatical blunders.

It bedazzles me to imagine that this rebuttal was written by the president of the student union of ABSU charged with representing the views of students.

Furthermore, besides the weak argument that the VC sacked corrupt lectures and therefore cannot be corrupt - which is a non sequitur - no attempt was made to dispel the allegations levelled against the said VC. All I read were threats against the accuser and Nairaland! The allegedly corrupt VC and his lapdog - the SUG president - cannot take on Nairaland and the power of its community. We are simply bigger than them!

In addition, the illogicality of his only argument for the integrity of the erudite VC can be further understood by examining the meaning of the word hypocrisy. The VC may be a hypocrite, who knows?

Webster dictionary defines hypocrisy as follows :

hypocrisy
hɪˈpɒkrɪsi/
noun
the practice of claiming to have higher standards or more noble beliefs than is the case.

In conclusion, an SUG president is saddled with the primary responsibility of representing and protecting the interests of students. On this occasion, this simpleton has failed beyond reprieve with respect to his primary mandate by placing the interests of the VC above that of his constituent . Therefore, I call for his immediate impeachment!!!

If you're a wrestler, that's a technical knockout. O boy, you just 'murdered' the pathetic stooge.

Nna gi muru gi! Take 5 joor

"How do you convince the upcoming generation that education is key to success when we are surrounded by poor graduates and rich criminals"...Robert Mugabe, 2015.

double0seven:
......and of course, he would have us believe that the present woeful state of Nigeria's economy has nothing to do with manner in which previous 6 years of Jonathan's Administration looted and raped the Economy as if Jesus was coming back in 2016.

Buhari has his shortcomings, but with all the revelations we keep seeing everyday only a mad person won't know 95% of our economic situation was caused by the years of PDP's mismanagement of our economic resources. The last 6 years of Jonathan was just much more worst that even corrupt Obasanjo was alarmed by it's level of corruption.

We can blame Buhari for not being able to do something quickly enough about it, but not for being the cause.

This man should go and sit down; if you want to ditch out advice through an article to the public , at least let the article reflect your honesty, otherwise, better you just keep silent.

You almost made sense in your reply to Reno's fact-laden article until you goofed grammatically. Kindly see the emboldened and make the much needed corrections. Peace!



Nairaland Grammar Checkers Association(NGCA)

Following the sacking of Louis Van Gaal as Manchester United's Manager and the imminent (reported) arrival of the 'Special One', Jose Mourinho as the new Manchester United manager, we bring you five United players that will relish working with the vocal Portuguese gaffer.





Wayne Rooney

“I’ve always said he’s a player that I like very, very much but I cannot say more than that. Being fast and direct, I like him very much but he’s a Man United player.”
In praising Wayne Rooney back in July 2013, Jose Mourinho offered the final sentence as a caveat. Then Chelsea boss, the Portuguese simultaneously fluttered his eyelashes at both player and club, but acknowledged his employers at Stamford Bridge. Mourinho had pursued the striker throughout that summer, with Chelsea lodging three bids for the United captain. All were rejected, Rooney remained, and Mourinho won the league with the Blues the following season.

Mourinho planted the seed two-and-a-half years ago, and when strong rumours of his appointment at Old Trafford come to fruition, he will be able to harvest the results. Rooney is not the player he was in 2013, which was in itself a regressed version, and he no longer even plays in the same position, but Mourinho would still relish a union. United head into a new era in need of experienced, senior players. Rooney is a rare commodity in that regard. Mourinho is positively enamoured with the 30-year-old.

There is, after all, a reason Mourinho openly pursued Rooney two years ago, before settling for Diego Costa as his forward. The England international even emerged as a Chelsea target when Mourinho was manager as late as this November. The two are a perfect match, both personally and on a footballing level.



Morgan Schneiderlin
Six players featured for more minutes in the Premier League than Morgan Schneiderlin this season; Marcos Rojo was among the 11 to be handed more opportunities in the Champions League. Louis van Gaal has rarely trusted his £24million summer signing. Of the 15 games United lost this season, Schneiderlin started just six. Comparatively, Michael Carrick started nine, Bastian Schweinsteiger, despite featuring just four times since January, started four, and Marouane Fellaini started seven.

Schneiderlin would be perhaps the biggest beneficiary if Mourinho were to replace Van Gaal. Remember Nemanja Matic before 2015 happened? Schneiderlin can be even better. The Frenchman’s physical traits, allied with a perceptive reading of the game, would make him Mourinho’s midfield lieutenant. Just as he should be.



Ashley Young
It has been a strange season for Ashley Young. To outlining his desire to become a striker, to mass ‘bemusement’, to Roy Keane and Chinamen, to being ‘mildly horrified’, Young has gone from one of Van Gaal’s trusted water carriers to bit-part player in the space of one campaign. Only five players started more Premier League games for United in 2014/15 than Young; that figure becomes 12 this season; 15 have played more minutes. He has undeniably suffered a loss of status, but is Mourinho the man to restore him? The 31-year-old offers versatility, reliability and a resolute defensive outpost. And not too much of an attacking outlet. Just how Mourinho likes his wide players. He will be no regular starter under the Portuguese, but should feature more often than he has under Van Gaal.



Phil Jones
‘The next Branislav Ivanovic’ sounds like the most underwhelming transfer target of all time, but it could be used to describe Phil Jones. The defender has been plagued by his own versatility in the early stages of his career, being used at right-back, centre-half and even defensive midfield during his four years at Old Trafford. Such issues beset Ivanovic upon signing for Chelsea in 2008. At 6ft 1 and boasting the league’s biggest ar*e (sorry, Wilfried Bony), the Serb hardly looks like a right-back – unless you are Graeme Souness. But he has become a mainstay in that position for a (former) Champions League club. With Mourinho known to favour taller defenders like the continental Tony Pulis he is, Jones would surely be right up his alley. Providing the broken, gurning pieces of his broken body can be glued back together, he can become the man of means once more.



Ander Herrera
One Spaniard would certainly not welcome Mourinho at Old Trafford, but another might. Juan Mata has already fallen foul of Mourinho’s iron rule once before, but Herrera could have more success in that regard. The 26-year-old has found regular opportunities difficult to come by under Van Gaal, but his passing range, combined with hard work and guile, make him the closest thing to Oscar that United have. Herrera has shown the briefest of glimpses of what he can do at United, but might provide the hard-working creator that Mourinho craves. With Rooney in a deeper-lying midfield role, Marouane Fellaini used as sparingly as possible and Mata busy blogging about the Manchester weather, the No. 10 role could belong to Ander Herrera.


http://www.football365.com/news/five-man-united-players-who-will-relish-mourinho

Obiano my governor! Always looking like a ganja planter


Sunglasses are to him what cows and gworo are to our dullard-President.

But that Peter Obi shoe na pure 'buy naija to grow naija' .

"Aba ngwa"

Your take.

buharisbae:
all men want thick girls deal with it

fat can be sexy too

men need something they can grab not dry bone my own opinion tho

Have you added weight this one you're crashing my yarn?

Look slim, light skinned and facially pretty, and you have me 'confessed'.


Fatness is a no no for me. 'Agaghim ebunwu'


*modified* Buharisbae are you there?

Funny!

Btw,, what do you mean by no 24? Ogbeni, if you don't understand him, "we" do. And he's no Napoli. More like Atletico Madrid; he's at UCL finals, leaving the veteran power houses behind!
"Enwerem chineke bi n'eluigwe, nwanne enwerem conne". That says it all.

buharisbae:
there was a thread someone created about spotting an end time church in ondo or so

well today I spotted another branch of end time church in lawanson Lagos today! it seem this church is popular among the South west

The big question is WHERE IS THE HEAD QUARTER

Your beauty sef na uwa nmebi beauty! Girl you're hawt! For the first time, I'm having a crush on this end time forum, nairaland.

The problem be say my end time crush is crashing my crushing by crushing for our end time president. Hmmm, I don dey rhyme small small. Lol. But bae you gbaski. Hope you're taller than chidinma. No offence meant