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No he shouldn't bring her back. Let the economy continue to go down the drain. I and my likes will survive insha allah.

Karma is truly a bitch.


Ask Messi.

Caveat Emptor!!!


I'll be back when fp beckons.


So far it's Tosyne2much's post, it's fp made

If na like this you wan take get traffic for your blog, that your market go dey do meeting with flies.

Sori o. Shey na wetin you wan make I tell you abi. You don hear am na. Oya go and wash those plates before I vex.



Btw, I have tired everything I could not to type this but my itchy fingers said no.



Get used to it bro. When they see that their mockery doesn't ruffle your feathers, they will behave. Believe me, the more angry you get at their supposed mockery, the more they come for you. Ignore them. You're still wonderfully made!

Before I go, please help me say hippopotamus (na joke o

Lwkmd. Very funny but apt reply. The hediot go don vex tire.He needed it badly.

Owusagi,,, sing along

Funny conversation between Apple, Mango, Grape and Banana...

Apple: (to other fruits) let's play a game. It's called 'tell me what you look like'
Other fruits: ok we're in

GAME STARTS______



APPLE: I look like the human heart.

MANGO: I look like the human stomach.

GRAPE: I look like the human eye.

BANANA: I don't like this game.


Lol. Banana no wan fall guys' hands.

#smart_banana

I VOTE FOR MIMZY

cc: NLjega

mykel20:
Hate to butt in, but kids would always be kids, don't make fun of him for being exactly who he is. What is bad is when adults behave like kids. Easy on the poor guy. There are probably not many malls where he lives

I couldn't agree less. You captured it superbly.


CIRCUMSPECT AND EPIC

Mindfulness:
First of all, you don't know him so you don't know what value he adds to his parents life. Money is not everything. My kid is not making any money yet and yet is the most precious person in my life. I don't care how and how much money these celebrities made. Their pictures are the same to me as his pictures.

You made some good points though you're a bit more emotional than fact-laden. All the same, I appreciate your opinion. I have no time to argue further. Ideas have been cross fertilized.

Peace out!

Mindfulness:
Let the boy enjoy himself.
When some mumu celebrities post their pictures from malls in Dubai to show off, you people rush to like their useless pictures.


What's the difference?

Nice question. Now, listen up.

The difference is that those celebrities are showing off the rewards they got from their hardworks while the kid is showing what his pocket money got him. He isn't adding value to his parent's life yet. He's still a burden to someone while the celebrities are not (plus or minus).

Call it hatred or what, I not a fan of kids' senseless exuberance.

Children! That's all I see

gigabyte13:
Kiiiiiiikiii Kiiiiiiikiii, clap for yasef. But l thought you guys said, you came from lsreal? So from your comment, it is save to say, you guys are the real Nigerians #yimu. Lost tribe of lsreal, confusing themselves, since the days of Adam and Eve

Gigabyte13, right? Alternatively, it's 13 gigabytes! Well, that's not enough.

Your moniker says it all. I don't expect you to understand what I wrote. Your body obviously lacks the capacity to house your brain. Hence, the inactivity of your brain leading to your inability to think and decode when not to masturbate on another person's view. Who don see gigabyte with brain or 13 gigabytes being enough for a big phone? Oyibo never do am. Goodluck to your ministry of senselessness

Bros eh. You're not alone. It's the way many of them (not all sha) are wired. Many Nigerian girls are indecisive. They want Haliru, they want Omolomo and they also want Okechukwu. When I see such character, I take my leave before I'm friend-zoned. If you're not for me, you're against me. Shikena!


One has called, called and called and is now carrying face for me but who dey see her? When I come and you don't know if it's me you want or Musa, nnaa nwanne, before you turn around, I'm gone. Her loss!

emmalexabl:
SAYS ONE YORUBA TOUT

"The myth of the Igbo is that other Nigerians met us here.Oduduwa dropped from the sky; DanFodio crossed the desert with Tuaregs; Aborigines came carrying Lord Lugard's luggage, all came and met the Igbos already in Nigeria"... Emmalexabl


EPIC

'Umu nwanyi na asiri' are like Bubu and gworo.

I think it was Jim Valvano who gave one of the greatest tribute quotes to fathers. He said, ‘my father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me’.

Without much ado, we shall be taking into account some of our biggest and widely celebrated Nigerian music artistes whose career successes have coasted off the direct support, motivation and legacy imprint provided by their fathers. Let's roll, shall we!

DAVIDO
When we think of superstar act, Davido, we can’t help but first remember his background of sheer wealth. It is also common knowledge how capital intensive the business of music can be, that would not have amounted to anything without the moral and financial support he got from his father, add that to some of the strict steps his father had to take to bend him into shape. The pop star was not shy to share how his father ones got him arrested.




FALZ THE BAHD GUY:
Gifted rapper, Falz the bahd guy, might not have had a dad in entertainment or to bankroll his musical career, but his dad was surely a well-respected national icon. Those who ran national affairs at the time of his dad’s prime knew well enough to not underestimate the power of his intellect. Falz was brought up under the tenets of a super man who wielded such significance. Not only did his father’s name open a few doors for him he has also pursued his passion with full torque and has become one of the hottest contenders in his chosen field – just like his dad was.


DR SID
How can we forget Dr SID? His father traversed the ranks of his professional art to becoming one of the veteran actors in the theatre and film industry. Although he did not pursue the exact same career path as his dad, his father’s choice of profession was not unconnected to the reason Dr Sid dumped a career as a dentist for one which truly brings him joy.


DON JAZZY
Finally, Don Jazzy. Don Jazzy of course wasn’t self-motivated to becoming the multiple award-winning producer and most celebrated entertainment businessman that he is today. This dream he now deals was made to come alive several years ago, and on the backing of a man who taught him to believe in the impossible. Don Jazzy’s dad was the president for the forum of artiste managers and music marketers back when. Now with the Mavins taking centre stage in industry affairs ranging from their artistes prominence to music management and the label’s general strategic operations. The prolific producer ones shared a highly inspirational message he got from his dad even as an accomplished artiste. We have no doubt Don Jazzy obviously learned a little more than just being a music top dog.



KISS DANIEL
How about fast rising pop sensation Kiss Daniel who lost his dad a little to soon but remembers how he got a call around 12am the day after he dropped his smash hit single WOJU to predict that it was going to be a hit….and from his lips to God’s ears.

We could go on and on but all in all we are especially thankful for fathers; for their simple yet powerful and inestimable gift of sincere belief, and the influential support they provide in ensuring that we become nothing but what we have dreamed. From the evidence of the success stories already told, we draw our conclusion without any doubts whatsoever to saying that fathers share in the value adding process to how we progress with joy.

Nuff said people! Let’s fill our glasses with some Johnnie Walker as we make a toast to fathers who have helped us pursue our dreams and goals, ensuring that we #ProgressWithJoy!

Happy fathers day to all dads

http://tooxclusive.com/nice-tracks/fada-fada-music-stars-whose-careers-excelled-input-fathers-atoasttodad/

Sometimes, replying people harshly goes a long way in uprooting the seed of idiocy they may have planted in themselves unintentionally. How can someone make such a lame guess that if left uncleared, can destroy the young man's blooming international career? An artiste for that matter.

I stand with Wizkid

lanicky:
Question is; Was he really interested?

Good luck to her though




#voteLanicky!

Nne, ka m jukwa...

Are you the one to be voted for or is another Lanicky on the horizon? Maka na ihem huru ejughim afo.

Interpreters are allowed to masturbate on this

STENON:
Hmmmmmm ...



I was here to read comments.



*Legs crossed*

You're noticed. On to the next one

SANDOSKI:
Lol....
Wetin be ur own with Bubu, make I call am report u

Instead of him...

Like GTB will ask... wouldn't you rather call me?

SANDOSKI:
Lol....
Wetin be ur own with Bubu, make I call am report u

Lol.
Please don't. I wouldn't want you disturb the man in his fura d'nonu-drinking / gworo-chewing party

SANDOSKI:
Hmmmm.....

I guess you like what you heard.


Btw, you will soon run out of memes. Let's see if na Bubu's ear you go put

SANDOSKI:
Lol.... How you wan take find out

I just did. It takes two to tango you know.

Tobiee:
[email] That's where Nigerians get it all wrong, respect shouldn't be accorded to a wife based on virginity! Guys keep getting other girls and themselves disvirgined, yet want a virgin wife? That's simply to put - wicked!

I really wouldn't give two fucks_ about it, if I was a non-virgin(which is what most guys are). [/email]

Nwannaa, respect should be accorded to wives?Yes! Greater respect should be accorded to virgin wives? Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! Don't be deceived, not all guys keep getting other girls disvirgined. So, don't generalize as blind generalization is very much health-sapping to engage in, my friend.

Please start giving four bleeps about bedding a virgin you won't marry. I may be sounding superstitious but nwannaa, odikwa risky. Before one start blaming innocent village people tomorrow. If you disvirgin a girl and leave her heart broken later, if she swear for you eh,,,your life go bend pass circle. Ekenem unu!

SANDOSKI:
Bros I be keke, danfo dey learn work for my side...

Lol. I will like to find out. As a scientist, exploration is a hobby

JustHere2Observ:
Lmao I respect virgins, I just dont respect women who think all they are about is their virginity. Women are much more than a pound of flesh.

You're a bit right. But the truth is that virginity is a thing of pride. That pride stems from the fact that it's difficult to keep. Allow them to do inyanga mbok.

Virginity truly isn't everything. But it's something very valuable. Something every man savours in his wife. If my wife is a virgin, I wouldn't mind over looking some behaviors that are over lookable. After all, women generally are difficult characters to have. I'll rest it here. It may be too late for you now as a lady to keep your hymen(I may be wrong) but if you have a younger one, tell her to keep good characters but also keep her hymen. Her husband will treasure her for that. Peace out!

[quote author=SANDOSKI post=46672705][/quote]That meme got me laughing!


Btw, you look good on the outside. Do you look like that on the inside too? I meant to say, "you be tear rubber, abi na Danfo? (Na joke o

[quote author=SANDOSKI post=46672705][/quote]That meme got me laughing!


Btw, you look good on the outside. Do you look like that on the inside too? I meant to say, "you be tear rubber, abi na Danfo? (Na joke o)

JustHere2Observ:
You marry her and find out she is a nag, lazy and disrespectful. You should marry someone not because of their hymen but because of who she is.

Gini ka ona-akokwa? Eh? And who says that a lady can't be both

Nne, learn to respect virgins. We guys do. Flash back and remember how you treasured your dignity and how hard it was for you to keep it.

Have you seen a man that disrespects his wife whom he married a V? Talk of bragging rights for virginias.

I'll definitely stop...


Applaud her for having such a treasure...


And put on my clothes!



I was advised by a woman never to do the D with a virgin I won't marry because "odikwa very risky" destiny wise. An advice I intend keeping to the letter!

Imagine the broke girl talking about how the guy should have tried impressing her by buying tickets for her friends. In other words, the guy should have spent above his means in order to impress a girl. Fake life!

Well I'm glad that I have another of my kind out there. We don't give a hoot about impressing a girl by living a fake life or living above our means. If the girl doesn't like how it is, get the hell out.

That's why they will continue falling for guys living a fake life. But who cares? They are fish brains after all.


Just like Gulder advert will say, My guy,na man you be!