₦airaland Forum

LastDance:
Are you hornnyyy?

go and ask your mummy na

Shebi she too get v@jyn@. Alobaje,oleko rara.shebi you want to go low na,I'll drag you to the mud and those who refused to train you

Eranko jatijati

Awon slay queens,wontilu tiwon ta.ewenu ati oju boshey wu

Odanpe olopa toluwon oyiti GBA salary or ebinpa because ikanran to filu awon girls yi lagbara..tobadeje obinrin olopa loluwon olatinjepe oko e abi boyfriend e ododada because tobaje obinrin tongbaoko gidi on a steady basis koni ni time oR energy Lati sheybe lu obinrin

See David's head swelling.

Unknown to the little boy,politicians don't do or say anything for nothing. He knows the boy is influential and has a large fan base locally and globally so he wants to use him to capture the hearts of the youths home and abroad hence telling him what he wants to hear

How can you compare davido and fela.its like comparing awilo and Bob Marley.e no just go at all

One is a timeless legend, even in the grave and the other is just a star.a star and a legend are different

LastDance:
Shut up

last last you go dey alright


Are you still crying?

You're just another pant thief that hasn't been caught. Your time too is coming. Ma worry.be having ecstasy for used pads and pants

LastDance:
All your insults are only showing your desperation.

calm down and let me send you 500 pounds sterling.

Just be humble.

See this faker still trying hard to prove a point


Abi are you also into pant theft because this your delusional tendencies is very hilarious


500 pounds ko,5million shillings ni

Ratchet a55 wimp feeling funky

Buhahahahaha

Why is he not yet lynched? They should make an example of him

See as she be like say she wear onions . Anyway cute

The girl wey no gree unku sule get sense for oza room

LastDance:
You need rehab.

gbetty babe with no manners and respect for her elders.

And later you complain that you can't find man on Nairaland.

lmaooooo with money on my mind

Who gives a rat ass about finding a broke a55 twitter begger on nairaland

Your foolishness is grade 1.the more you quote me,the more your foolishness increases

Sophisticated wannabe you better go get a jobb

That's what broke a55 spineless little niggas do

Now let the wailing begin

Oya cry me a lagoon

LastDance:
which intelligence are you talking about?

So you see your self as intelligent abi?

Go and sit down there jor.

I know its a bitter pill for you to swallow or come to terms with,I am more intelligent and witty than you are.I will liken your IQ to that of a cockroach.

Secondly, I'm already sitting down so you're too little to tell me to sit down...clown

Oro nadun ofeke

AHCB:
fvck you.

ojalaraje

Fvck you too

LastDance:
You are just a ghetto babe.

lmaooo see mgbeke feeling funky......faker oshi.


When they can't beat your intelligence, they resort to insults without knowing I'm ready for them


E pain am

AHCB:
nigga shut tha fvck up, you uncircumcised piece of trash.

E pain am

LastDance:
Your bad mouth though.

your own mouth good?

AHCB:
as usual, it's not hard to see the usual low self esteem teenage dick heads who wank_ to toke makinwa's pictures. Your profile picture says it all.

Now take your empty head out of your ass and breathe some fresh air. Loser.

It's a fools errand trying to get you to understand the meaning in the post you quoted.

who is this yaba left escapee again?

Orisirisi lamamari Lori nairaland

Africanness:
Common sense should then tell u dt someone dt owns a lot of property & money can afford to change her home decor if she wishes to.

Your mindset is superficial. Because shes simple she must be poor. But if she wears plenty gold, weavon & all the externals now she will be madam in ur eye. You must think it is all these 'my son come and help me' mothers ur talking about. If u know the number of families on her payroll dt shes taking care of ull keep quiet. And im telling u facts not hearsay.

ori eniope.now let me borrow you brain since you clearly lack one

Even if your mother is alakija or dangote and can afford things herself, as a good son you still ought to do things for her. Are you even educated at all? OK let me come down to your level because I know my English maybe to hard for you to comprehend since you have low IQ

Wetin I dey ask you be say you go school?

See title "davidos girlfriend" like say na achievement..smh

AHCB:
Sending flowers to yourself is a sure sign you're lonely and buttress the fact why you're still single. What ever happened to sending love to others. I mean, there are motherless babies homes and beggars on the streets.

I guess one doesn't need to be surprise this piece of selfish advice is coming from Toke Makinwa.

all these envious broke ass men self.always thinking they have the best advice to every single woman

What's wrong in sending yourself Flowers if not for painment.abi a person would love another human than herself?

Freeze you don dey pass your boundary small small o.its not everything an adult talks about. Learn to sieve your words

martineverest:
she is urhobo

who has already been baptized by Yoruba ways/idiosyncrasies and lifestyle

Yoruba/delta local breed milf

Africanness:
All these things ur just saying is outta poverty mentality.

Lady otedola owns almost half of epe. Shes not ur normal village grandma o. Yorubas actually pride themselves in living simple. Flamboyance is a new generation mentality.

yawns

I didn't say build a 10 storey building mansion for her,just refurnish the place. Don't you have brain to comprehend?

Please don't quote me if you don't have anything sensible to say,if you do,I will swear for you o

Kojekoriepe gan

Fine lady like you?

The elders say atele owo eni,koni tonije.who fooled you? If it was by pant/bra theft,how many Ghana must go bags of pant/bra did bill gates,mark zukerberg,dangote etc steal?work hard ,work smart and pray,you will make it instead of risking your life for something that will attract humiliation / untimely death

onenaija001:
You're a role model ma, I will love to marry someone like you.

you wan marry your grqndmama mate? Woman wey don't born pikin them wey all of them don finish university, dey work na him you wan marry.receive sense

haladadon:
you are NOBARRY

unfortunately for you the elders say opinions are the lowest form of knowledge. In that light your opinion is irrelevant


E pain am

haladadon:
refurnish wetin? you want to kill that woman for that man.

that house is filled with memories it reminds that woman of so many things, including Femi's father. and I'm sure Femi's childhood pant is still in that house. The least he can do is let things be the way it is.
Once you furnish it, it's no more her house anymore. or you think Femi will just furnish it and then move back to his billion dollar house and live the woman with nothing to hold on to(memory)?

you ask her and if she doesn't accept,your you live it like that.

all this indomie generation sef.

biko shut up joor...so if he refurnishes it,all the pants,pictures and memories can't still be there.my friend go and read your books

Femi you're a billionaire, see your house in banana island and look at the sitting room your mom is living in? Even if she doesn't want to move out of her house as I know our senior citizens always love their house,the least you can do for her is help her refurnish it.haba...let people see you're a billionaire in the way your moms house looks.after all we know how cuppys closet of clothes is like

Smh.sad...Nigerians please go for medical checkup at least once in 3 months.a lot of people are not sick but unhealthy. The mere fact you sleep,wakeup move around and engage in your daily business without any pain or discomfort from any part of your body doesn't mean you should not go to the hospital to run general test. More so everything is not spiritual attack. Carelessness to your health can cause avoidable death.my condolences to her family but Nigerians, everything is not a joke.a family lost a loved one and some clowns are laughing. Its not funny. Show some empathy at least for once

Yoruba actresses and excessive makeup


See foundation and powder,pack almost 1 bottle full face.can't you ladies ever do things moderately?

Eshan gbogbo emoju bi egun

uuzba:
Sambarry, I seem to think you are a woman.
Well, look at it here. If a soldier or police is behaving stupid etc, the husband man will not really be provoked to fight such a person. There has to be a cause for the fighting. The missing element here is that, on a normal day, the husband man could harldy care less about police, army. He is not emotionally connected to them. He has nothing to lose. Infact, it is easier for him to walk away and look for fine things to please his sense, food, flower, tv whatever. To run will be sweeting him, more and more instead of engaging.

Now for the woman, she is his wife. He paid dowrey, went to church, toasted and invested a lot of emotions into her. Emotions are difficult for men to express. But he selected this one particular woman and invested his emotions into her.
When she messes up, as this Runty-run-run woman has done, it strikes him directly inside his heart. It's like he wasted his emotions investing on this woman. if he can't have her, nobody else will. Hence the bashing. It is not beating. It is bashing.
Oyibo men will not bash their messup wife, they will instead run out and sleep with other women, fornicating and destroying the home more.

Please, before you marry, remember the vows - For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health. Till death do us part.

If you cannot keep and sustain those vows, please honour the sactity of marriage and find your level. It is not by force. It is not a play.

I hate that he paid her dowry line.... This is one of the reasons I'm very anti dowry. Once you lot pay dowry your entitlement mentality increases.na dog you buy abi na slave you buy? Do you think violence or possessiveness is endearing? Its a turn off and yes I'm a woman!

uuzba:
It does not compute. What business does the man have with bus conductor? N50? N200? Is that what he will fight for?
This man has 4 children and all the emotional love of the wife, which the wife took away. That is what he is beating her for. This is not N50 matter.

Well, fighting is bad. Unless you guys both agreed to do it as a sport.
This man will only be satisfied if the 4 children are taken away from the woman as well. Let her feel what he too is feeling.

so violence is the way forward abi? Violence is the only way to manage a crisis? Do you think at all? Ok so after the violent brawl and his display of violence, did she bring back the kids or say where they're? Even if he was right (hypothetically speaking) he has ruined everything with violence. If the matter becomes a court case,the man has just successfully and easily given the attorney of the woman what to use against him. E.g she ran away from hone because he is violent and that kind of home isn't safe for her and the kids,he is to temperamental,if she didn't run with the kids,there's a high possibility of him killing his wife and kids,she ran away for safety etc...every matter should not degenerate to violence because violence is like starting a fire.you don't know how far it will escalate to.moreover if he saw her,couldn't he have tried to convince her to sit and talk about the matter? The man just shot himself in the foot and played into the gallery

realpoacher:
We will start taking you seriously the day you start defending men who are victims of domestic violence too on this site

lmaoooo its none of my business whether you take me seriously or not.my point has been made and that settles it

billbonesmd:
Lame.. Next pls

o puleaseee get lost.you have been noticed