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Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul Celebrates Birthday As She Turns 37 Years by SAMBARRY: 11:13pm On Jan 29, 2015
She doesn't look 37 one bit. She looks like 19 or 20. Hbd helen smiley
Nairaland General › Re: Woman Beats An Official Of War Against Indiscipline (WAI) In Benin (Pics) by SAMBARRY: 10:53pm On Jan 29, 2015
You're on your own. Na only 1 like and 1 share be your own grin
Esdb3:
Upvote if you don't give a rat' ass about this topic.





Share if you don't know what upvote means.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Loses Her 4 Month-Old Pregnancy? (Pic) by SAMBARRY: 10:48pm On Jan 29, 2015
zick19:
i pity una....
say wetin go apoon cheesy wink
Family › Re: What A Friend!!!!! by SAMBARRY: 10:47pm On Jan 29, 2015
grin grin grin



efo riro laced with igbe tins courtesy deaconess shalewa grin
chaircover:
I wonder what these women would do if they werent chuch people . . . .

She should add it jare . . .at least there is now no chance of him having affairs and that way and they can both live together till death do them part . .saving some innocent people the trouble of meeting either of them.

Sounds like a nollywood script to me
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Loses Her 4 Month-Old Pregnancy? (Pic) by SAMBARRY: 10:35pm On Jan 29, 2015
fyneboi79:
No dey hype that SOG undecided He can't even get close to her maid.
seun is a big boy o cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Loses Her 4 Month-Old Pregnancy? (Pic) by SAMBARRY: 10:33pm On Jan 29, 2015
tdayof:
you fit enter 99years ban for trespassing angry
ahan shebi all of tontos matter dey enter front page and the pregnancy belongs to seun and it's also on front page wink cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Loses Her 4 Month-Old Pregnancy? (Pic) by SAMBARRY: 10:18pm On Jan 29, 2015
legallyblonde:
you dey play with ban




c u in six month's time,Tiwa go don born by thengrin grin
shebi tonto is Seuns bae wink cheesy
Family › Re: Mother In-laws by SAMBARRY: 5:58pm On Jan 29, 2015
Gbam.50million likes
aisha2:
Stop acting like witches and wishing other human beings death. Solution is simple don't pretend to be totally obedient and ar-se kissers because you want a husband and if after you marry mother in law turns nasty you stand up to her and face her instead of smiling to her face and wishing her death behind.
Ehnn if she asks the man to divorce you let the man answer her by himself nah, even if he divorces you did he kill you?
Abeg stop pretending and face your issues
Family › Re: What A Friend!!!!! by SAMBARRY: 5:56pm On Jan 29, 2015
mgbeketoto:
I don answer o! grin
is that all you will say grin


I expected more o jare. I want to laugh and you're good at making me laugh cheesy
Celebrities › Re: 'the Snobs Can All Kiss Kim's Butt'pierce Morgan Writes In Support Of Mrswest by SAMBARRY: 5:54pm On Jan 29, 2015
Lol are you minding them cheesy
Purist:
Excellent piece by Pierce Morgan. I've never really understood the rationale behind the widespread hate on Mrs. West. It seems a fashionable thing nowadays, ironically by people who are considerably worse in every possible way imagined. She made a sëx tape with a man she happened to be in a relationship with at the time, and somehow, she's a slut because of that? Lots of girls make sex tapes with their partners and even non-partners alike every day. But because Kim consequently became famous and rich, she seems to somehow deserve a special kind of hate? Smh.

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Loses Her 4 Month-Old Pregnancy? (Pic) by SAMBARRY: 5:48pm On Jan 29, 2015
Eh ya seun osewas baby died in tontos womb. Oya seun put another one there wink
Family › Re: What A Friend!!!!! by SAMBARRY: 5:45pm On Jan 29, 2015
Wait op let me get the jist straight. Are you saying that you will spice up your husbands vegetable soup with your own faeces, nails etc grin grin like you will go that far because of wandering blokos shocked grin grin



hiaannn that means some men are not safe in their own house anymore grin grin



how will the food even smell or taste like grin iyama lipsrsealed
Family › Re: What A Friend!!!!! by SAMBARRY: 5:41pm On Jan 29, 2015
grin grin grin
Chillisauce:
I don't think you can tell your husband because you are equally guilty.

If woman no die for disease by wandering blokus, man die by mix wife sh1t concoction. What a way to live life.

Nigerian marriages, survival of the fittest.

Birds of same feather. Abeg go see the babalawo o jare.

You and your husband , no difference. Yall want to destroy your family. So make you kuku dey ahead in the game.

Mtscheew
Family › Re: What A Friend!!!!! by SAMBARRY: 5:41pm On Jan 29, 2015
Mgbeketoto come here o no be only me go read this jist o grin grin grin
Family › Re: What A Friend!!!!! by SAMBARRY: 5:39pm On Jan 29, 2015
grin grin grin grin ayisha o grin grin grin
aisha2:
When you wanted to jazz your husband and drain him of money you didn't ask us now you have heard the nasty things from alfa you wan run.
Are your own hands crippled? Cant you work for your own money? Why would you want to be slave to some baba so you can control an adult?

Go ans sort out your wahala with your friend jare and leave us with this shit filled gist

Now you want advice or you want to abuse her and where she comes from na una sabi.
Family › Re: How Many Men Think This Way ? (pic).. by SAMBARRY: 5:35pm On Jan 29, 2015
2CatWoman:
If women can wear trousers, why not?
exactly but it should be only in the house just for fun tins cheesy
Family › Re: How Many Men Think This Way ? (pic).. by SAMBARRY: 5:34pm On Jan 29, 2015
Sophyrocks:
grin grin grin

Who does that?
its cute if it's just within the house but to wear am comot sitting room then there's need for concern cheesy
Family › Re: Have You Had Experiences With Fake Or Bad Friends, Please Share Them by SAMBARRY: 5:31pm On Jan 29, 2015
mgbeketoto:
Sorry. . .I don't keep 'friends'. . .
I love my 'alone' time tooooooo much!
We fit jam for outside.
No one is permitted IN MY HOME! kiss
I don't visit either!

As long as I have my ROKU3, life is SPLENDA!!!! cool
won't you be bored?
Family › Re: Have You Had Experiences With Fake Or Bad Friends, Please Share Them by SAMBARRY: 5:30pm On Jan 29, 2015
EfemenaXY:
@op: you're just as bad as the "friend" you're castigating.

Always have it at the back if your mind that if a person freely gossips with you about others, they'll have no qualms doing the exact same thing to you.

Anyway, I hope you've learnt a valuable lesson here.
gbam.nothing more to add
Car Talk › Re: Your Top 5 Most Annoying Experiences With Other Road Users by SAMBARRY: 5:14pm On Jan 29, 2015
Creamish:
Lolz...its funny when ur not the victim...but its very very annoying... grin
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Car Talk › Re: Your Top 5 Most Annoying Experiences With Other Road Users by SAMBARRY: 4:39pm On Jan 29, 2015
God forgive me i am guilty of your first paragraph grin grin



I threw pure water on a woman's face who was driving and almost smashed my car. I was so angry that I threw the remaining pure water i was drinking at her face and then she wanted to double cross me for a fight, sharp sharp I just saw a corner by the road and sped off. She was so mad grin



the only thing I heard was oloshi, oloriburuku grin tongue though I just do that to get back at any road user who misbehave near my side grin
Creamish:
**Someone threw an orange dat had been eaten thru his window while driving past..str8 at me. I wasn't the one driving...so I told the driver to catch up with the car and i threw it right back at d buffoon. Rubbish!! angry

**I hate when someone drives sooo slowly infront of me when the Traffic light's countdown to "STOP" is almost up...then the e.diot rushes to beat the light and im left to wait for another "GREEN". angry

**I hate when someone is trying to "BULLY" me on the road... I must show dem say me sef get crase!! angry

** If u know ur going to turn LEFT, pls stick to the LEFT side of the road....dont do some "007" swerve from the RIGHT lane to the LEFT turn.. angry

**I hate when TAXIs stop right infront of me on a narrow road to pick up passengers!! angry
Car Talk › Re: Your Top 5 Most Annoying Experiences With Other Road Users by SAMBARRY: 4:32pm On Jan 29, 2015
If you're even walking on the pedestrian road especially in that ikeja and surulere axis and even Baracks, and there's hold up on the way, okadas will start passing the pedestrian way and if you no shift for them, them fit climb your leg or even push you inside gutter and then if you say shoriran ni, the next answer is otiyawere. Koni dafun iya e.those okada drivers need heavy refinement. If hold up dey for road nko those commercial drivers go gum you for back because they don't want people crossing in between hold up to pass their front or okada. They will gum your back sotey your car will move to the front on his own and the next thing I will say is ori e ti daru, he will kuku reply that ori awon iyalaya e loma daru.those people ehen.them sabi cuss grin
Car Talk › Re: Your Top 5 Most Annoying Experiences With Other Road Users by SAMBARRY: 4:23pm On Jan 29, 2015
In that case delta road users are civil. You wan try lagos road users. A car can hit an okada man and before you say jesus is Lord the rest of the okadas will just come out of nowhere. They don't even want to know what happened, a fight will ensue in the middle of the road and then they will cause long traffic congestion on the road. The traffic warder or police might be busy in his own stand jisting with his fellow colleague and pretend like they didn't see the bike men who are fighting on the road or the hold up they have created.its even worse if you go and meet the traffic warders or police. He might be busy eating amala ewewdu goatmeat even with a bottle of stout.if you tell him he will say madam don't disturb me I am eating
Christianity Etc › Re: Female Aspiration For Presidency, Governorship A Taboo — Satguru Maharaj Ji by SAMBARRY: 4:05pm On Jan 29, 2015
Misogynist2014:
At least he is richer and more popular than you are.
I know better now by not giving you attention. Next
Family › Re: Should I Kill My DAD??? by SAMBARRY: 12:34pm On Jan 29, 2015
Mgbeketoto another one Don arrive o.come and put mouth. I don taya
Family › Re: Man Saves For 10 Years To Buy His Wife A Fridge. by SAMBARRY: 12:31pm On Jan 29, 2015
mgbeketoto:
Naaaaaaaaa. . . .she is too used to poverty.
This one can NEVER be liberated.
Most 'sharp' babes don run after 6 months. . . NOT 10 YEARS with one FRIDGE inside some Calcutta BOONDOCKS!
grin grin grin grin lobatan grin
Family › Re: Man Saves For 10 Years To Buy His Wife A Fridge. by SAMBARRY: 12:21pm On Jan 29, 2015
She no fit run go lagos with her lover ni grin



God punish poverty cheesy
mgbeketoto:
I don't think so. . .

Elopement nor come in for hia o!
E be like say POVERTY na inheritance for this whole village!
So, where she wan elope go? cheesy

You nor read say na the man first get 'fridge' for im village? shocked
Family › Re: Man Saves For 10 Years To Buy His Wife A Fridge. by SAMBARRY: 12:15pm On Jan 29, 2015
mgbeketoto:
Are we still on the same thread? cheesy
certainly grin
Family › Re: 3-month-old Baby Found Inside Sack Bag In Lagos by SAMBARRY: 12:14pm On Jan 29, 2015
mgbeketoto:
Too late for all this.

A wanted pregnancy can become AN UNWANTED CHILD.
Shey o grab? wink
mo grab grin

but which kind of wickedness is that. She even wrap pikin inside polythene bag like say na tomatoes. Nawa o
Family › Re: 3-month-old Baby Found Inside Sack Bag In Lagos by SAMBARRY: 12:06pm On Jan 29, 2015
mgbeketoto:
From PRO-LIFE to PRO-CHOICE!
No problem. grin
abortion is a sin so is d and c and other pregnancy preventive mechanism grin
Family › Re: Man Saves For 10 Years To Buy His Wife A Fridge. by SAMBARRY: 12:01pm On Jan 29, 2015
mgbeketoto:
I hope the woman did not die before getting the frigde? cheesy

Hope he has a geNAHrator? cheesy
this is not a matter of generator. What if she elopes with another guy that will buy her a house in banana island.orisirisi cheesy
Family › Re: Man Saves For 10 Years To Buy His Wife A Fridge. by SAMBARRY: 11:58am On Jan 29, 2015
Nawa o.this one na true loff. What if the wife sells the fridge and use the money to elope with another man nko that can buy her a house car and fridge in few days? grin

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