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PoliticsRe: Onnoghen: Shame On PDP, Other Witch-hunt Choristers -BMO by samfuntua: 5:09pm On Apr 08, 2019
corruption allegation that cannot be proved? Onnoghen only resigned because he knows APC/BUHARI can never ever reinstate him even if NJC and Supreme court asked him to do it.
BMO can fool themselves but not the general public.

After Onnoghen who is next?
PoliticsRe: Rivers Election Results: Wike Leads With Over 600,000 Votes by samfuntua: 1:27pm On Apr 03, 2019
Hallenjay:
there's no how they wud av seen up to 700,000 votes for dat massively rough election. ..this is a result of best rigger ....bfor u say anything. ..I based in ph and been here 6yrs now...
understand the mistake of AAC/APC in River's election: voting took place in all polling units peacefully and successfully. trouble started when collation of the results started at ward level. AAC/APC depend on federal might to change the result from ward collation centers to state collation center of which they failed woefully.
RomanceRe: I Got My Ex Pregnant; I Told Her I Was Gonna Cum & She Shouted Yeah, Cum In Me by samfuntua: 10:00am On Apr 03, 2019
Well, for someone who is still in school, she went home and told her family that she's pregnant for me. Now they want to go meet my respectable parents and tell them whilst I am miles away.
I am really confused on what to do. I feel I should tell my parents. My mom is quite I'll and my dad has high blood pressure. I fear how this dent on their reputation will affect them. I'm really sad and confused.
Please advise and post. Thank you.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Election: INEC Reveals Fresh Decision On Zamfara APC Saga! by samfuntua: 8:48am On Apr 03, 2019
tesppidd:
It is only when Buhari is done and gone that APC would know it's true state.

The man Buhari is just like a liability to the APC.

The party does not get the kind of advantages it should get from having the president from its party.
Cus the man is forming neutrality and integrity.
And it's suicidal to form neutrality with a party like PDP which is consistently looking for ways to get undue advantages and cut corners.


Such advantages that the PDP presidents gave the PDP in the past and will give than again if they ever return to power.

Seriously thinking out of the box, Buhari is a problem for the party.
He never had a single goodwill in the south.

Another better politician has to take over in 2023 so the party can progress.
i don't think the president is neutral as you assert the president is only concern about himself alone.
the president came into power also because those preceding him were neutral and exhibit democratic culture unlike him
PoliticsRe: Four Circle Of Friends. Wike,ameachi, Abe And Dakuku. by samfuntua: 3:06pm On Apr 02, 2019
4. Dakuku Peterside became The Chairman of Opobo/Nkoro Local Government at 31 in 2002 and Then Later S.A to the Rivers State Governor on Works at 32 in 2003-2005. In 2005-2007, He became The Executive Director of Development and Leadership Institute.

In 2007, Amaechi became The Executive Governor of Rivers State and This His "Cartel Men" took the stage in the Grand stance

- Nyesom Wike Became His Chief of Staff
- Magnus Abe Became The Secretary to State Government
- Dakuku Peterside Became The commissioner of works

There Has Never been a Squad like this since the creation of Rivers State till Date. They were so Powerful that Everyone even had advised Governor Amaechi to push them to Abuja because Rivers State could no longer Contain them. The Power was too much yet They Blossomed.
In 2011, There was no opposition in Rivers State except Some Adults playing in the sand

-Amaechi Returned as Governor for a Second Term
-Nyesom Wike became Minister for state for Education
- Magnus Abe Became A Senator
- Dakuku became the Member House of Representatives

In 2015, The Center could No Longer Hold but Today

- Amaechi is The Minister of Transportation
- Nyesom Wike is The Executive Governor of Rivers State
- Magnus Abe is Back to the Senate
- Dakuku is the DG of the Big Cash Cow "NIMASA" after running as The Gubernatorial Candidate of the APC in 2015

WITHIN THE LAST 10 YEARS, THESE FOUR FRIENDS HAVE BEEN IN CHARGE OF RIVERS STATE. They might still be in Charge for at Least The Next 6 Years
AMAECHI is the Leader of APC in Rivers State

Wike is the Leader of PDP in Rivers State

From a Little Beginning, They bonded and later became The Strong Men of NOT JUST RIVERS POLITICS BUT Nigeria Politics

WHAT IS YOUR CIRCLE LIKE?
WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS? Lessons: our youths of age bracket 31-34 are enrolled on Oyes, n-power, A-yes and P-yes and also shouting Next level or atikulated on d street. Pls think well!

Food for thought,just reasoning.
PoliticsUpdates: Collation Of Rivers Governorship Election Results by samfuntua(op): 2:56pm On Apr 02, 2019
PHALGA LGA

20 Wards,
Registered Voters – 485,238

Accredited Voters – 57,183,

AAC – 11,866

PDP – 40,197

Total Valid Votes – 55,523

Rejected Votes – 1,620

Total Vote Cast – 57,143

Ikwerre LGA

13 Wards, Elections did not hold in 2 Wards

Registered Voters – 151,390

Accredited Voters – 22,885

AAC – 5,660

PDP – 14,938

Rejected Votes – 1,125

Total Votes Cast – 22,885

Andoni LGA

11 Wards

Total Registered Voters – 124,316

Accredited Voters – 102,959

AAC – 5,335

PDP – 92,056

Total Valid Votes – 101,481

Rejected Votes – 1,446

Total Votes Cast – 102,927

Oyigbo LGA

10 Wards

Total Registered Voters – 109,095

Accredited Voters – 42,317

AAC – 32,026

PDP – 8,652

Total Valid Votes 41,984

Total Rejected Votes – 333

Total Votes Cast – 42,317

Eleme LGA

10 Wards

2 Wards Cancelled due to Violence

Total Registered Voters – 89,751

Accredited Voters – 16,040

AAC – 2,748

PDP – 9,560

Valid Votes – 14,349

Rejected Votes – 1,691

Total Votes Cast – 16,040

2 Wards Cancelled

Total Registered voters – 27,581
Total Affected Polling Units 24

Opobo Nkoro LGA

11 Wards

Total Registered Voters – 52,069

Accredited Voters – 11,468

AAC – 3,888

PDP – 6,314

Total Valid Votes – 10,864

Total Votes Cast – 11,178

Number of Polling Units Cancelled – 19

Registered Voters – 7,030

Bonny LGA

12 Wards

2 Wards Cancelled

Total Registered Voters – 59,746

Accredited Voters – 15,830

AAC – 3,046

PDP – 10,551

Total Valid Votes – 14,509

Rejected Votes – 469

Total Cast – 14,978

17 Polling Units Affected with – 12,079

Okrika LGA
12 Wards

Total Registered Voters – 73,803

Accredited Voters – 31,609

AAC – 3,803

PDP – 25,572

Total Valid Votes – 31,078

Rejected Votes – 531

Total Votes Cast – 31,609

Akuku Toru LGA

Total Registered Voters – 92,577

Accredited Voters – 67,855

AAC – 36,661

PDP – 25,765

Valid Votes – 67,009

Rejected Votes – 706

Votes Cast – 67,715

Omuma LGA

10 Wards

Registered Voters – 60,662

Accredited Voters – 18,975

AAC – 1,853

PDP – 15,792

Valid Votes – 18,429

Rejected Votes – 203

Total Votes Cast – 18,623

Polling Units Affected 28 across 8 Wards

Registered Voters – 9,627
PoliticsRe: Onikan Stadium: Another Abandoned Project? - AutoReportNG by samfuntua: 2:55pm On Apr 02, 2019
hmmmm
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi Receives CP Wakili Who Prevented Kano Election Rigging by samfuntua: 12:56pm On Mar 22, 2019
i don't know if it is only me who noticed that mr. integrity, the kwaraption fighter did not make any comment on the newly discovered Mr. integrity
PoliticsRe: BREAKING:APC Reveals What Alao-akala Demanded Before Supporting Adelabu by samfuntua: 3:41pm On Mar 06, 2019
As usual from APC, taking the general populace to be uneducated & rational children
PoliticsRe: Elections: Ruggedman Reacts To The Happenings In Rivers State by samfuntua: 3:18pm On Mar 04, 2019
Whosoever killed those army did it to bring federal might to rivers state to aid them rig election
PoliticsRe: INEC Confirms APC Candidate Is Commission's Contractor by samfuntua: 5:10pm On Feb 18, 2019
in the place where i work, this cannot be allowed because it is a clear case of CONFLICT OF INTEREST. Morally also, you cannot justify this. If i am the Opponent of this said INEC contractor i will approach court early for interpretations.
PoliticsRe: APC Has No Candidates In Rivers State, INEC Insists by samfuntua: 9:41am On Feb 07, 2019
senatordave1:
It is cole since his name was on inec list before the high court ruled against apc.
remember the court ruling which barred both Cole & Magnus from contesting? the court base its ruling on flowed primaries of both factions. Abe faction had Direct primaries that was supervised by INEC only but APC National headwaters did not participate WHILE Amechi faction had Indirect primaries which was supervised by APC National Headquarters but NOT by INEC.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Reveals The Amount Of Money Jonathan Left In Government Coffers by samfuntua: 8:36am On Feb 06, 2019
I thought Amechi will say something like this: Former President Goodluck Jonathan left only $2.5 billion in the coffers of the federal government when he left government in 2015, and former President Olusegun Obasanjo left $68bn and I Amechi left $100bn in the coffers of Rivers State Goverment and Osho-baba left &200bn for Edo state.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Why I Sacked Babachir Lawal by samfuntua: 2:19pm On Jan 17, 2019
Within Buhari’s 3-4 years. -

*Petition against ALPHA BETA (DEAD)
*Petition against Fayemi (DEAD)
*Petition against Amaechi (DEAD)
*Petition against Oshiomhole (DEAD)
*Petition against Akpabio, (DEAD)
*Petition against Orji Kalu (Dead)
*Petition against Fashola (Dead)
*Report on Babachir Lawal (DEAD)
*Report on Abdulrasheed Maina (DEAD)
*Report on NEMA (DEAD)
*Report on NNPC missing funds (DEAD)
*Report on IGP fraud (DEAD)
*Report on Magu (DEAD)
*Video report on Ganduje (Dead)
BobJames1:
Sai baba Buhari
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Why I Sacked Babachir Lawal by samfuntua: 2:18pm On Jan 17, 2019
Within Buhari’s 3-4 years. -

*Petition against ALPHA BETA (DEAD)
*Petition against Fayemi (DEAD)
*Petition against Amaechi (DEAD)
*Petition against Oshiomhole (DEAD)
*Petition against Akpabio, (DEAD)
*Petition against Orji Kalu (Dead)
*Petition against Fashola (Dead)
*Report on Babachir Lawal (DEAD)
*Report on Abdulrasheed Maina (DEAD)
*Report on NEMA (DEAD)
*Report on NNPC missing funds (DEAD)
*Report on IGP fraud (DEAD)
*Report on Magu (DEAD)
*Video report on Ganduje (Dead)


fk001:
Buhari said "unlike during the military regime, he has to be careful not to arraign those accused without evidences.

“That is not fair criticism of the government. I do not think there is anybody that is being pointed out as corrupt in this dispensation which we looked the other direction,” he said.

“I told you why I have to be careful.

“The public should help us.

“If there are strong allegations that are backed up with evidences, bank accounts, names of companies floated and contracts awarded, then we will take them before the courts through the EFCC and ICPC and we have to trust the system and allow them to complete investigation.

“If we just take people, in as we did during the military, and lock them up, the present democracy, a multi-party democracy, does not approve of that.

“If you accuse any person, you have to provide evidence in court for him to be prosecuted.




Buhari the man of integrity



God bless you sir.


No need to argue with IPOB pigs, their opinion is irrelevant in Nigeria politics.
CelebritiesRe: Adediwura Becky Shares 1993 Throwback Photo by samfuntua: 3:06pm On Jan 10, 2019
is the picture below for two different people or one person in two different body color?

PoliticsRe: APC Does Not Exist In Rivers State, Wike Spits Fire by samfuntua: 1:06pm On Jan 10, 2019
it is only in Nigerian APC government will someone having bench warrant of arrest by a competent court of jurisdiction will be provided with police and military cover to protect him in complete flagrant disobedient to law and court.
And APC government will still be parading themselves as having integrity and custodians of rule of law.
i weep for Nigeria
PoliticsRe: APC Does Not Exist In Rivers State, Wike Spits Fire by samfuntua: 1:00pm On Jan 10, 2019
Are you sure you are living in Rivers or your APC friend is feeding you with lies as usual


Antipob777:
Talk for the cursed ipobs Jess. Only the idiotic ipobs criminals will buy this talk.
70% of people in my hometown are backing Amaechi led APC

Only God can save wike in the coming election
It's a big battle for PDP in Rivers.

Oyigbo, Eleme, ogoni, okirika, kalabari, Ahoada and many parts of ikeerre are all for APC

Rivers election will shock slot of people

Ipobs cursed jeez should take note
HealthRe: 10 Things That Are Unexpectedly Dirtier Than Your Toilet by samfuntua: 4:18pm On Jan 09, 2019
It is a confirmation that God is awesomely great and wonderful for not allowing us to be sick or attach by these bacteria you mentioned since we used the appliances and eat or drink or use the consumables you mentioned.

JESUS IS GOOD.
PoliticsRe: ''expose My Wife And Son If They Get Govt Deals'' President Buhari Tells Nigeria by samfuntua: 5:17pm On Jan 08, 2019
Even if they are expose, sir with due respect you will do nothing about it
in fact your aids will say they are cloned
PoliticsRe: Borno Gov., Shettima Cry At Meeting With Buhari Over Recent Boko Haram Attacks by samfuntua: 5:40pm On Jan 07, 2019
i dont believe you. it must be PDP that gave him dirty back-hand slap during the meeting and that is why he was crying and not because the security situation in his state worsened
RomanceRe: Is This One Love Or Mumu? (photo) by samfuntua: 2:58pm On Jan 07, 2019
what they do is to send their semen for IVF.
it is a wide spread practice this days
PoliticsRe: We’ll Accept The Challenge If You Make Family A Campaign Issue, Presidency Tells by samfuntua: 10:46am On Dec 27, 2018
i was thinking Garba Shehu will caution Aish Buhari to stop talking and exposing her husband
but instead he is cautioning the wrong group/persons
EducationRe: Federal University Demotes Seven Professors To Lecturer Grade by samfuntua: 9:48am On Dec 19, 2018
Federal University Demotes Seven Professors To Lecturer Grade
Seven professors at the Federal University Otuoke, Ogbia, Bayelsa State, have been demoted from the title to the lecturer grade level by the institution.
According to a source at the media department of institution, who offered no further clarification, the Governing Council of FUO made the decision on Tuesday at its 10th meeting
Among those stripped of their professorship are Leonard Shilgba of the Department of Mathematics and Statistics; Steve Nwabuzor of the Department of Civil, Electrical and Electronics Engineering, and Sepribo Lawson-Jack of the Department of Mechanical and Mechatronics Engineering.
Others are Obalade Falade, Department of Banking and Finance; Marcellina Offoha, Department of Sociology and Anthropology; Evans Eze, Department of Sociology and Anthropology,
and Felina Nwadike, Department of English and Communication Studies.
SaharaReporters gathered that Eze, Nwadike, Shilgba and Nwabuzor had been at loggerheads with the Vice Chancellor, Accra Jaja, since he assumed office. The quartet were said to have received threat letters due to their stance against the VC’s style of running the institution.
A source at the VC’s offfice said the demotion was a “witch-hunt to get them to leave the university with humiliation”. The source added that the same council had nominated Professor Nwabuzor to be on a panel to investigate job racketeering.
Meanwhile, the Governing Council has approved the appointment of two principal officers for the university: Professor Felicia Etim, who has been appointed as the University Librarian and CSP Rosalyn Biobaragha (rtd) as the Chief Security Officer.
RomanceRe: My Sex Life Attracting Women To Me, Any Medical Explanation? by samfuntua: 1:29pm On Dec 18, 2018
BROS, YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO THE HOTTEST SECTION OF HELL FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAY GOD DELIVER YOU


amhelpless:
I was with friend today when someone said he has slept with 7 girls this year alone, and I was so ashamed of myself because I have lost count, let me tell you, I dont look for girls to sleep with, I slept with two different girls today and two other girls were still calling me till around 11.30, I didnt go to pick any of them because I hate going to drop them in the morning when I should be getting ready for work, my problem is if I sleep with one girl, every girl around her will want to sleep with me.. I left my last job when my boss discovered she was not the only one sleeping with me in our office, she fired me and ended the relationship .. she asked the person in charge to give me a sack later when she was out of town.

3 months later, she started calling me , begging me, saying she told her friend in another company to fix me in their company but I already got another job through another lady.

you wont believe she drove all the way from Abuja to my hometown in 2016 December to know my people, she wanted to marry me but I can not marry a divorcee , mother of one, who even senior me with about 12 years.. God forbid, I'm not looking for another mother, I already have one.

the truth is am well endowed , curve upward, bigger, thicker and longer and I feel little or no pleasure when nacking , the only pleasure I derive is seeing ladies acting funny when they want to cum, some of them will squirt , they will rush to the bathroom and be exhaling seriously , some will grab you tight like they want to kill you ..lol, some will be so stiff , and some will almost lose their breath , they always forget something, and later that week, you will see some of their friends calling me to confessing they stole my number from their friend's phone after they had a gist about me.

I find it embarrassing and I have been trying to stop, I don't toast women, imagine a lady coming to pick you at work, with food and lubricant ?

now my biggest problem is any time I try to keep a woman for myself, some people will go and tell her bla bla bla and she will start unnecessary monitoring and eventually leave, one said, no one has ever made her feel the way I made her feel, she practically wrote a full page on my jotter which another lady found when tiding up the house, imagine a lady who I have not seen in 5 months, we have not even be talking after they last time, just called me , saying she will be coming to town just to come and spend weekend with me.

I heard my grandfather married 13 wives, the reason I have so many cousins,so I'm thinking I took after the man.
PoliticsRe: NASS Crisis: Power, Water Supplies Restored, Businesses Remain Closed by samfuntua: 12:36pm On Dec 18, 2018
FOR ME: 90% OUR PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY IS EXECUTIVES ( PRESIDENT AND HIS MINISTERS)

Abeyjide:
70% of our problem in this country is the national assembly.
PoliticsRe: Fashola: It Is Not FG’s Problem If Nigerians Lack Electricity by samfuntua: 2:45pm On Dec 13, 2018
A little clarification: Generation and Distribution sections were sold BUT Transmission is still own and control by government 100%


madridguy:
He said, “There are problems without a doubt and we must deal with them. But let me remind you, all of the assets that the Ministry of Power used to control for power have been sold by the last administration before I came. And so if you don’t have power, it is not the government’s problem. Let us be honest.
PoliticsRe: What Buhari's Refusal To Sign Electoral Bill Will Do To Nigeria In 2019 - Wike by samfuntua: 4:43pm On Dec 11, 2018
are you confirming what Wike saidhuhhuhhuh??


servercodes001:
The pdp!gs have rigged every past election and now they're afraid of the same thing


Huhehuheueheue
I dey laugh in spanish grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 17 Local Govt In Borno Still Under Boko Haram Control - Reps by samfuntua: 3:13pm On Dec 11, 2018
LAI MOHAMMED? THIS QUESTION BELOW IS FOR TO ANSWER:

“The question now is, if you say Boko Haram is not holding any Nigerian territory, where are they coming from and where are they taking the hostages they abducted?” Mr Zorro asked.
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo's Gaffe And Mbaka's Greed By Deji Yesufu by samfuntua: 12:54pm On Dec 06, 2018
Ray97:
Am guessing oyedepo is now aware that he messed up big time... Whether he will go public to apologise who knows.
I watched the so called video of Oyedepo. in the video all that Oyedepo did was to read a portion of THE NATIONS newspaper and asked that the federal government should debunk the claims written there otherwise the claim will be taking to be true assertions.
REMEMBER THE NATIONS NEWSPAPER BELONG TO TINUBU (APC) so news like that from such newspaper will be taking seriously
I think instead of attacking Oyedepo it should be the Nations newspaper and its owner that should be attack or question.
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo's Gaffe And Mbaka's Greed By Deji Yesufu by samfuntua: 12:52pm On Dec 06, 2018
i watched the so called video of Oyedepo. in the video all that Oyedepo did was to read a portion of THE NATIONS newspaper and asked that the federal government should debunk the claims written there otherwise the claim will be taking to be true assertions.
REMEMBER THE NATIONS NEWSPAPER BELONG TO TINUBU (APC) so news like that from such newspaper will be taking seriously


i think instead of attacking Oyedepo it should be the Nations newspaper and its owner that should be attack or question.

GoTV:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, I'm ashamed that the fraud called Oyedepo has finally gone mad to the extent of peddling falsehood on the pulpit just to discredit the president. Oyedepo has always been an arrogant, irresponsible con artist hiding under Christianity to perpetuate his fraud. This useless man is not the only pastor in Nigeria and his constant attacks on the president means the anti corruption crusade is biting him hard unlike previous regimes that gave him and his likes import waivers and other soft landing. Oyedepo is a disgrace to Christianity and he's way of life is not even Christ like to begin with. The federal government should give him the Elzaky-zaky treatment should Buhari win in 2019. Such a terrible personality should not be walking free as his utterances are a threat to national security. In saner climes, people like Oyedepo will be terminated to the underworld by the FEDS to avoid impending doom. While Muslim leaders all over the country remain mute and non partisan in the political atmosphere, our useless Christian leaders like Mbaka and Oyedepo are bringing shame to the church. I only pity the Gullible members of winners chapel whose brain is pocketed by the fraudulent vermin called Oyedepo sad

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