I dey laff ooooooooh

Sunre oh

2015 gimmicks!.

I'D LIKE TO MEET SEUN,PLUS ANYBODY IN DA HOUSE FIT TEL ME WEATHER E BE MAN OR WOMAN?PHYSIQUE NKAN?

BetaThings:
Because nobody will dare start this initiative in his village/hometown
Notoriety is easier in a cosmopolitan city

Got me cracked up,Lagos is handy for both good&bad occurrences.

Why do every bad stuff God forbids often commence in Lagos?I suppose d state needs cleansin',total cleasin!

jammyng: No area can truly boast of steady power supply in Nigeria.

No area at all,dey switch on our light 4am in d mornin&turn it off 7am everyday.

Lakayana: Eyah in you nightmares or dreams.

Are you doubtingdon't get it twisted,I'l purchase it and u'l c me drive it in ur nightmares.

Its late alredy,wil order 4it 2mao

[quote author=sheyie2007]Lapalapa lori omode... how do we prevent this]...if u no wash d pikin head with dettol,who else will?

KINGwax: forget abt trust, its a bad habbit!!
Unless it's a particular caller whom u've both been arguing abt and u're ready to let hell loose concerning the issue

precisely my take on d matter!

Insanity

Eeeeyah,thank de Lord.

Carelessness at its peak,but i'm equally suspecting d work of voodoo,juju sumtin,pàradventure dey dnt want u go now,pray&as wel lodge a complaint at appropriate quarter u mite find it bck!Goodluck

Fashola is working,Lagosians are suffering!wot an irony

Jonathan,when will u stop dining every now and then and wake up 4rm ur slumber 2solving Nigeria problems at least 2a plausible extent2015 is fast approachin'

Pot dey call kettle black

xclusive89: Please wot is "Nigeriacomsat 2"? I have an issue I want 2 share with d house and get opinions. Ow do I post it? Tanx.

how many times do u want 2b corrected,sum1 juz told u google was ur friend!..google it

Nauttyprof: Being a Virgin is the best gift a lady can give to her husband. In fact to be honest with you all, in case there is any delay of any sort (i mean pregnancy), the husband will be confident enough to say he knows it is only a delay from God and he won't think otherwise. The husband can go to any length to trust his wife but if it were to be the other way second thought comes in no matter the existing bond.

N.B: I'm referring to genuine husband.

ur post is so ridiculous,was ur wife a virgin wen u met,or u'r stil single&lonely

Virgins?hmmmmmm....where are they nw

Timijo: What is wrong in marrying a virgin?

I am asking this question because of what my fiancee told me about her friend who lost her relationship because she is a virgin. The man asked her for sex and she told him that he should wait till the wedding night because she is a virgin. The next episode was that the man ended the relationship, saying I can't marry a virgin.

Is it a crime for ladies to preserve themselves for their husbands to be till the wedding night?

Which is better?: to marry a lady who has not messed up herself like a biitch or to marry a lady that has gone into convenant with different men thru sex?

Look, I am not saying that it a must to marry a virgin, but if the right woman for you happens to be a virgin, will you reject her for this reason?

apparently,u'r d one in d dilemma and not ur friend,hence I won't give u my candid counsel 'coz u lied.

Akshow: Na make up be this abi na her complexion? *no hating o*

Her complexion,developin' in2 Albino.

teejayreal: Check out my signature on ma profile to receive the dstv software for p.c and phones for free cos the system didn't allow to post the site.

wots d problem wit u&ur signature u keep posting on every thread bro?dey juz recruit u?

Chai,I don miss,see how mods hide posts like crazy!

yuzedo: This fat illiterate doesn't know that Madam Sirleaf & Joyce Banda are her mates o! Wtf is wrong with her dull brain dammit? Aren't there any chains & muzzles in Aso-Rock to gag the fÜck out of her?!

u got me crackin bro,u get her num?

Dreal1247: Whats d economic significance?

I wonder

First lady, Patience Jonathan said she’s not happy with those who are against the proposed N4b Mission House for African First Lady in Abuja. She said anyone condemning the the project is an enemy of the good efforts of wives of Presidents of African countries.

Speaking through her special assistant, Mr. Ayo Osinlu, Mrs Jonathan said:
“I can assure you, without any doubt that it is far from the desire of the first lady to have the project turned down. One, it will amount to an abdication of responsibility by Nigeria and that level of disappointment will be injurious for the leadership status of Nigeria in Africa. Certainly, the first lady will not expect Nigeria to behave in such a manner. 
“Two, the first lady would not also want the project abandoned because it is an undertaking that the country has made to the continent. It means therefore that the credibility of Nigeria will drop significantly if it goes back on its deliberate and willing commitment to host such an organ for the continent and at the request of the continent. 
“Africa First Ladies Mission give us a secretariat and you agreed that you will do it and then five years after, you wake up and say you don’t want to do it again. I don’t think that level of irresponsibility would be expected of Nigeria and the first lady won’t encourage that at all.”
Meanwhile, the Trade Union Congress have also joined those opposing the project. TUC said the building is a reflection of the flamboyant and extravagant lifestyles of the first lady.......source:The Nigeria Voice.
I think dis woman is on stimulant or some sort of,lips sealed anyway!

Only God protects

duwell: U B LEARNER. Abi?

We'r all learners,nobody is perfect.

It is clearly witch handiwork,same way 2people who accidentally experience cobwebs engulfin dia heads,particularly wen dey r on d road walking or about entering a car or bus usually odd places.Demons can employ differnt mediums 2onslaught christians...Christians must be onguard everytme by praying fervently!God bleSs

ba7man: When next your mum slaps you, retaliate with this "special move".....

SOME PEOPLE DON MADT 4DIS NAIRALAND SHA!NAH SO U DO 2UR PAPA 4VILLAGE B4 E FREE U ABY?NO WONDER U STIL DEY ONE PLACE.

So pathetic!.well,I don't think you can do anything about it as it has becum an addiction 2her,judging 4rm ur write up!D only way out of d shit is endeavor 2gain ur freedom out of her custody,try 2b independent,I'm pretty sure it works like magic dat alone wud buy u a great deal of esteem by d tym she sees u again.However,never let her gross attitude towards u depreciate ur love 4her,she cares.