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Business / Re: Dangote’s Bid To Merge Sugar, Salt, Rice Businesses Hits Brick Wall by sammuell(m): 6:59pm On Apr 19
Ok
Sports / Re: Georgina Rodriguez Stuns in Cristiano Ronaldo-Inspired Dress (pics, Video) by sammuell(m): 7:41pm On Mar 04
Elxandre:
Ronaldo just no sabi fashion branding. Cos what's this?lol


Go dress may we see angry
Education / Re: Trapped In Girls' Hostel by sammuell(m): 11:24pm On Feb 06
nothingzpoil:


Point of correction, if she was stuck in boys hostel, I bet you, the boys will give a maximum corporation to house her presidentially till the next day without ish., In fact, she'll prefer coming to sleep there all nights til graduation.

There're reasons why they advised that "You allow the school to pass through you as you go through the school".

Na your type them de do arrangy marriage for because of inability to socialise with the system.

Gudnyt


Omo
Science/Technology / Re: What's This Light Travelling In The Sky? (photo) by sammuell(m): 1:04pm On Jan 09
lovediehatelive:
Saw this thing this evening around few minutes past 7pm.

It passed through the sky, slim, and like a tail of light following it.


It's just like when a speed boat drives through water, the spalsh it leaves behind.
Some people were saying it's a jet.

What is it called

I saw the same yesterday night
Crime / Re: We Paid N250m To Free 121 Abducted Baptist Students – CAN by sammuell(m): 7:11am On Nov 09, 2023
Nawao
Politics / Re: Kano Special Constabularies Are Not Police Officers - Police Service Commission by sammuell(m): 2:11pm On Oct 19, 2023
Joker 🃏

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Autopsy Completed by sammuell(m): 10:12pm On Sep 21, 2023
Omo

I wish all this tin na dream
Politics / Re: Adamawa: Fintiri Declares Curfew As Residents Loot Govt Warehouses by sammuell(m): 12:27pm On Jul 31, 2023
FolakeBabyBoo:
Na this picture off me. What the hell are they carrying biko?


grin grin grin cheesy
Family / Re: I Would Love To Go Back To My Ex-Husband – Caroline Danjuma by sammuell(m): 9:15am On Jun 08, 2023
LAXconfidential:


Guy shut up, you meant it as a humble brag. Leave all this trash. The moment I saw that you were the OP of the thread, I immediately knew that you will find a way to link Igbos into it. BTW, Caroline Danjuma used to be Caroline Ekanem before she got married, and according to you guys, the South South are not Igbos so why did you make this statement; "and like Caroline, she was married to a non-Igbo too"

Ya'll secretly hate the South South too and you regard them as Igbo but for the sake of playing politics, you pretend we are different.

For what its worth, that little story of an unknown Ngozi "Nwozu" who was married to a non-Igbo is totally irrelevant to this news. You didn't have to put it there. But because everything has to be a penis measuring contest with you guys, you included it to feel cool about yourself.

We may also choose to point out how a majority of your marriagable daughters are single mothers whom their baby daddies have abandoned. They in-turn abandon the child for their parents and move to another city. I've never met a single adult yoruba lady who isn't a single mother. NEVER.
That speaks volumes of the rot and recklessness in your society, but you won't deal with that, na Igbos be your concern.

Yourself con mess up

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Car Talk / Re: Your Funny Experience Teaching Someone How To Drive by sammuell(m): 6:56pm On May 25, 2023
esemes256:
Currently teaching my wife.
Every new day of teaching seems like we are starting afresh. It's as if when she goes to bed, she forgets everything she has learnt.

I am patient with her though. I know she will break through with constant practice.

I myself learnt how to drive in 2021. For the first six months it looked like I will never master the skill of driving. Fast forward to 2023, I now drive interstate confidently.

What helped me was taking the initiative to learn alot of things myself, even watching YouTube videos and the likes.

6 months?
Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Donates New Transformers To His Constituents Ahead Of Election by sammuell(m): 12:53pm On Mar 10, 2023
Cold dey don catch this one cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Love Tall Guys So Much? by sammuell(m): 3:06pm On Aug 25, 2022
Hollybratt:
Hey, chap, let me tell you, if you know how tall i am you won't post this. No girls love me for being tall. They only love me for being funny
IRMC
cheesy grin grin

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Romance / Re: You Ever Fùcked Someone And Gave Them Advice For Their Relationship Right After by sammuell(m): 4:38pm On Aug 23, 2022
Tboymessiah:
NasoLifeBe!!!
When I do visit brothel back then I do advice some of the young one infact I do pray for some of them and prophesy to them, but at the end dem go still collect money give me my change it was 200 then...
cheesy cheesy

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Dies In Motor Accident Hours After Writing "I Don't Have Plan B" by sammuell(m): 8:43am On Aug 23, 2022
Death is scary
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian & Pete Davidson End Relationship After Nine Months by sammuell(m): 5:36pm On Aug 06, 2022
Ok
Career / Re: How True Is This Text Image ? by sammuell(m): 12:44pm On Jul 24, 2022
Omo
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: by sammuell(m): 11:51am On Jul 24, 2022
Demigod22:
I really need that hookup information in Port Harcourt too, I really need to release this conji that has been following me since last month.

Them full area
But be very careful

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Romance / Re: My Bestie and her friends Disgraced Me in town Pls What Should I Do Oooo? by sammuell(m): 9:03am On Jul 23, 2022
This one no go pass last born
Romance / Re: Guys, How Do You React When Your Girlfriend Tells You To Shut Up? by sammuell(m): 8:27am On Jul 22, 2022
I close mouth
Fine music play or go gist my guys
Politics / Re: #bishopchallenge Trending On Facebook. See Hilarious Photos. by sammuell(m): 8:03am On Jul 22, 2022
ursullalinda:
Hahaha....Naija na pure cruise.....but that's the only way to survive here.....take off the cruise and watch suicide rate sky rocket.....APC na pure scam

I swear

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Crime / Re: Gov. Ikpeazu Hands Over 13 Patrol Vans To Security Agencies In Abia (photos) by sammuell(m): 5:21pm On Jul 20, 2022
Ok
Romance / Re: See The Question The Thief That Stole My Phone Asked Me by sammuell(m): 9:18am On Jul 20, 2022
RealGboy:
So I was rushing to get home a while ago

I found myself struggling to get into a bus as there were no buses available.....

While the commotion was going on ,my phone must have slipped or stolen .....


Omo I was devastated and started calling the number when I got home ,it was ringing but no answer

To my surprise,my number called me back ....and a male voice was asking me where I'll like to collect my sim.....

I thought he didn't know what he was saying ...so I replied saying

"Bros no be my sim lost na my phone abeg "......

The werey founder replied with a very annoying question then hung up....he said
"Bros put yourself for my shoe ,if na you find iphone 11 for ground..you go return am ??".....


Pls what should I do ?


Answer that question em ask u first
Celebrities / Re: My Depression Worsened After Sex With Therapist — Omah Lay by sammuell(m): 8:06am On Jul 19, 2022
tillaman:
You smashed your therapist ??
Well she was just doing her job, anything just to get your mind together

You be legend sha

She is good
Foreign Affairs / Re: First Laser Weapon For A Fighter Delivered To The Air Force by sammuell(m): 2:17pm On Jul 15, 2022
akinremiayomide:
Anything to wipe away terrorist in the northeast and southeast is welcome
I mean Boko and wanna be talibans(ipob)

Relax u go soon hear say BH don hijack am
Crime / Re: Drunk Soldier Shot 2 Colleagues, One Dead, One Severe Wounded (photo by sammuell(m): 4:54pm On Jul 14, 2022
Life no be anything again for this country
Health / Re: Men, The Enemies Of Your Sex Stamina Are: by sammuell(m): 9:31am On Jul 13, 2022
AdaNri1:
The only enemy is your mindset. Be with someone that loves you and all these problems will disappear.

100%

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Romance / Re: Guys, Has A Woman Proposed Love To You Before? by sammuell(m): 9:21am On Jul 12, 2022
Jeon:
I WISH I COULD.
BUT I CAN'T PROPOSE WITH MY VAGINA.

MY VAGINA IS MY SECURITY.

Who ask u
Romance / Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by sammuell(m): 11:15am On Jul 10, 2022
logicalhumour:
I don know the devil that sent me to put it for her anus o. Now I got poopoo on my peepee.

Ahhhhh... I will never try that sh!t again. It's even gayer than being gay. I still see the fresh poopoo in my head, and I can't stop crying guys. cry cry cry

See me, see toto, and I put it for nyash. No be juju be dat? Ahhhhh cry lipsrsealed

Moral lesson: there's no ass devoid of sh!t.

Since then my preek no gree rise on seeing girl butt because I've realised it's all sh!t deep down.

God. Whyyyyyy. Noooooooooooooo. What should I do now? Ahhhhh....

grin grin

Oga no dey lie give us
U do am intentional

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Celebrities / Re: Maureen Esisi Reacts As Her Ex-husband Blossom Chukuwujekwu Remarries by sammuell(m): 11:37pm On May 20, 2022
NobleAngell:
This should send her thinking not laughing, coz it looks like the joke's on her.

Swear down

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TV/Movies / Re: Amazon Prime Acquires Jim Iyke's Movie 'Bad Comments' by sammuell(m): 7:27pm On May 03, 2022
Nice one
Crime / Re: NSCDC Official Flogs His Sisters For Having Boyfriends (Pics) by sammuell(m): 6:47pm On Apr 25, 2022
yanabasee:
He took it abit far......


Probably pained because he's footing her bills and she's there to screw a man rather than studying to make his brother proud...


The officer took it far by hitting her.... What I'd done is to let her handle herself and make mistakes... She will grow with it.

This news is just to put the man in trouble and to lose his job in the process....

Which bills

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