I see say ... Blog dey make you disrespect your elders... i see you way english don help .. as he be say na your first language ... Oba Eran

Dreamwaker:


Could you speak proper English, I cannot understand what you are trying to say.

Dreamwaker:


How can you make the Naira appreciate? If garri is your problem, come and take one sack.

May God himself way your Dream up .. because i see say your dream still dey sleep ... Sorry them dey call you for back ..

“I have not committed any crime before; I blame the devil for this. Sometimes, I entertain negative or diabolical thoughts, but I don’t smoke or drink,” he added.

Imagine what Devil will be saying now He will be like .. Why are you calling my name ?

Amen

tahoe:
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you will not die poor, your tomorrow will be better .

if you have faith say Amen

i beg who is this Oga Lalasticlala i really wanna know... Wetin be him work for Nairaland ?

Nigerians and their wahala .. instead of agent to help himself take advantage of the situation on ground turn people to prey ...May be hes the Badoo Boss, he does no want them to leave Ikorodu..

How does this make a paint rubber of Garri N350 as it was before?? i am not understanding

Amechi , What did you, Yourself and you , Did for Cross River when you be Governor ? yeye dey smell dey talk another man matter when your own worst..

Boss from my look of things and understanding , some people are filled with the holy spirit but for some few minutes still allow the devil to use them block other people's blessing.. if i was to be in your shoes i would have, tuck in the shirt and went into the church, after the service i go sweep my leg till further notice for the church, or still attending. no let one person hold you captive or because of that one change church, thou God is everywhere even in your heart .. ..

edidiongmichael:
What Happened To Me On Sunday Service In Church


What's your candid view on this?

Recently I joined a church, I know how to play piano but not really well. The church has a standard pianist that plays literally on every church's event. When they discovered I knew how to play, they gave me the opportunity to be playing at least 2 times a month. Honestly, I didn't see myself as a church worker because I've never been to their meeting before. I only play when they tell me to otherwise I stay at the congregation. Last Sunday, I wore a shirt with a suit trouser and a sandals to church, then I wasn't expected to tuck in my shirt with a sandals. When I got to church, the pastor ordered me out of the church to tuck in before coming inside and instructed the ushers to not let me in until I tucked in my shirt. The church was still on and I got so ashamed and embarrassed. Everybody's eyes were on me during that time.

As confused as I was, I angrily left the church that moment to another nearby church.

Then I started thinking, Do we really have to tuck in our shirts to show how holy we are in church? What do you think had prompted the pastor to order me out? Do Christians have a dressing code? Will I be judged on the final day for letting loose my shirt to church? What's your view on this?

Yea .. Avu dahi,..?

babyfaceafrica:
Nye ne (ebira)

Police men can lie , just because the dead don't talk them don sharply bring on out one pump action and revolver say na him own....God have mercy on our country NIGERIA.

Garba Shehu seems you took cheap drugs , his doctor say he should take things slow ? does that mean he should take the economy slow ? or Buhari himself don turn economist ?? I beg ee make i see road

You are tired for National Anthem , as he be say your Memory card for your head dey shake or what ?? Tbossu .. Be careful , you are not tired for all the private jets and chopper coming thru for u... Olodo omo ale Jati Jati ..

Life has taught me, to take people for what they are and not to trust everyone , not everyone is your friend ...

I call him , Omini , Doweth , Omini Knoweth , Omini Sabi Sabi , Omini Know it all .. But i love that name AROGUNJO.. Awesome

Igbofirstlady:
As sent in by one of our blog readers. The gods believe in technology too? ABSOLUTELY! Lol

Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2017/01/masquerade-in-imo-takes-selfie-with.html

This is an Updated Masquerade

LoveMachine:


https://www.naij.com/1079194-buhari-eager-reflate-nigerias-economy-amaechi.html

Amechi if i Slap you.....

don4real18:
My niece was playing by the window in my bro's house when her momma called her when they discovered a movement behind the curtain and to their utmost surprise they found this snake

Na this snake skin them dey use do belt nah ?

This is Master and slave issue , You can check on Kink.com if you wan know their story better...

Omooba77:
Thou shall call his name Jesus ......Matthew 1:21.
What does the name Jesus mean to you as a Christian? Compliments of the season Sir and ma!

The name of JESUS ... Chase away every Spiritual Thugs ... Hoodlums, Skyrocket me away from hard times, put smile on my face. make me stress free. the name of Jesus is all

olawealth1000:

Guy na wetin be your own problem .. Can't somebody read news again in a day without hearing stories like this .. why the heart break to people .?? Your money dey inside this MMM .... why take Panadol for other people headache Them dey wait for January 14th so Let the sleeping Dogs lie....

Anuoluwapo3054:
I want to use this to encourage you not to lose hope and keep believing that God still work wonders.
I am a fresh graduate, I finished from one of the best federal University this year... July to be precise and I did my convocation around October. I fell victim of excemption from the Nysc scheme due to age ish and I wasn't ready to change my age and swear a false affidavit to that effect even when I could get it changed in 2mins... I refused and my mates were saying all sorts to me... In the midst of this, I remain unshakable.
I obtain other things from school like my student copy of Transcript and my certificate then I began to send applications out to be considered for a Job... In the process I traveled down to Lagos two weeks ago to say hello to this company I did my IT with in 2013 and fortunately for me I met the MD in the office with my former bozz and I greeted him even though he couldn't recognize me again.
I left my former bozz cabin and I went to see him... I introduced myself and he said he couldn't recognize me... My former bozz told him I was posted to Ikoyi office to assist her then and that I was very active and hard working throughout my stay... The MD was just knodding his head like agama (Lolz) the next thing the MD said was I should submit my CV with a written application to his secretary at their head office at Marina.... I did the following week and that was the beginning of the whole thing.... Let me remind you that during my IT programme I wasn't paid... But I never allow that to weigh me down... I did my best to grab as many knowledge I could.
Just last week I got a call from the MD to see him last Fri... I got there and he and one other man began the oral interview which I wasn't prepared for.... God took control of the interview session and he handed me over to the other man not knowing the man is also an MD of a big company... The man collected my number and that was all..... I didn't hear from him cos I was thinking even if something will happen, it would be in Jan cos every company is closing for the year... Monday was public holiday and by the early hour of Tuesday I got a message to report to Lekki office... I got there and the security guards were not nice... I was kept in the sun for several minutes before the MD arrived.... E pain me die.
When the man arrived, I was led to his office and he said welcome to our company... He chose me because of the commendation he received from my Former MD that I am very hard working..... And that because of the experience I have gathered... He is placing me on a senior managerial post
... Na so I became oga over all other departments I met.... We had a meeting yesterday and I was asked to preside over it.... I introduced myself and I challenged other departments to give their best.... From then I resume office with immediate effect, not only that status changed to the point that the security guard that kept me in the sun started saluting me whenever I move around to inspect.... I was given a free accommodation and other benefits.... I am not saying this to puff up, I am just encouraging someone out there not to lose hope... God is on the throne.... Within the space of 4months that I left school, God landed me a job.... I declare and decree to NY readers that before the end of this year, your status will change for good.
Gracia.

Thank God .. am happy for you .. I Tap into this Grace ....Much love

ramdris:
He should have used the cash for the ride to build a new crib or renovate this one dat looks kinda dirty...Just a thought though...no need e-bashing..

Those are the Afonjas nah .. Red roof, you don forget??

boman2014:
The presentation of the N7.298 trillion 2017 budget with 20.4%
increase over the 2016 estimate was scheduled for 10am but did
not start till 2.18pm.


The 2017 budget was benchmarked at N305 against the US dollar
($1) with 2.2 million barrels.



The 2017 budget also sets a benchmark of $42.5 per barrel of oil,
as against $38 in 2016.


Below are 6 takeaways from


Buhari’s speech during the
presentation of the budget.


1. Building the nation’s economy


The president stressed the need for the country to focus on
building the economy by producing more rather than depend on
imported goods. He said for the nation to achieve self-sufficiency,
more work needs to be done.


"I hereby make a special appeal to states to make land available to
farmers," he said.


2. Increase the production of oil


Buhari noted that his administration was determined to get the
production of oil back to at least 2.2 million bpd.


3. Infrastructure

The government will focus on the development of infrastructure,
especially road and rail in 2017.


4. Power sector


He said this sector is experiencing funding issues though there
has been an intervention. He said a provision was made in the
2017 budget to offset the country's electricity bills.


5. The war against insurgency


Buhari said his administration was committed to maintaining
peace and security nationwide.

“We will continue to fortify our defence spending till all our
enemies within and without are subdued.

“The people who voted for us are waiting for us to change the
course of this nation,” he said.


6. Provisions in the budget


He disclosed that N100billion was allocated to the judiciary to
allow them do their job with independence. Defence got the
budgetary allocation or N140billion, water resources N85billion,
interior N63billion, education N58billion, UBE commission
N92billion, FCT N37billion and NDDC N61billion.


Buhari expressed optimism that the 2017 budget will make the
lives of Nigerians better than it did in 2016.


This will be the second budget the president is presenting to the
National Assembly. The first which was presented in 2015 was
trailed by controversy. Buhari refused to give assent as the
budget was said to be padded.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm2gfXA_J-c

Charlie Buhari , We keep talking about the Light Sector.. na from Ghana i dey type to you so .. ever since i enter this town them never take light ... and i dey hear cry everything i call Nigeria Heat wan kill people for there.... every year we dey put Power sector for Budget .. God have mercy

The landlord shit with una for inside house?? so your toilet issue don dey inside house rent ? Him for pay una light bills for una self...

nepapole:
I greet all landlords and tenants in the house. Pls I need your opinion on whose responsibility it is, to empty or sort out the issue of filled up soak away/septic tank.

You are so stupid for saying you dnt know how many Oil blocks we have in Nigeria as the COO of NNPC ..Oba awon Waray .. Oloshi Jati Jati ..

mamabomboy:

www.premiumtimesng.com/business/business-news/217874-nnpc-doesnt-know-how-many-oil-blocks-nigeria-has-coo.html

You will have lands soon .. Believe

seedorfg:
dont have land, so

Had it been Jonathan no gree hand over that time shay be una for no give am peace?? Him hand over now una still dey complain .. I know say you vote buhari enter now you come here dey come form, Someone cannot play with you ...

madridguy:
Even Jonathan will be somewhere shaking his head for you by now Jonathan 4 still dey KUJE I swear.

You suppose don follow River go since if i was God....Omo kor Omo .. Edor Keh Edor.

ejamahrandy:
But God is not complaining

The Craziest thing .... My Mom gives me N30 way back then so from Ajegunle i go trek reach Mile 2 ... Go back of school to eat Eba ... because Rice no dey reach me Untop that N30 , and the funniest was anytime i enter class i no dey sleep the rest student sleep way eat rice...

We are going somewhere... This is so sweet in the ears and gladdens the heart ... Able God at work ..

If to say i dey for the check .. That Idiot on Blue go commot that breast for me make i see ...