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Travel / Re: Life Is Unpredictable (story Of My Life) by Samuelojonla123(m): 3:48am On Jul 25
These life no just balance at all undecided

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Romance / Re: Young Nigerians Are Not Sleeping by Samuelojonla123(m): 8:29am On Jun 25
Op is referring to me directly as I can't even sleep for 3hrs straight in the night, anytime I wake to pee that's the end of the sleep I'll open my eye till day break. E be things for this country.
The only time I can sleep well is when I have sex and I never get time for marriage grin
Crime / Re: Thank God For My new Ride.❣️ by Samuelojonla123(m): 8:09am On Jun 25
Congratulations boss....more cashout...🙏
I tap from your grace make God answer my prayer as well...

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Health / Re: My Parents Are HIV Positive by Samuelojonla123(m): 11:30pm On Jun 09
ebubeson:
But your parents can be healed of HIV. But I don't know if you are a Christian. Try this in one week and tell them to test again. You can help them since they are not strong.

Do 7 Days Midnight prayers for them. From 12:00 am to 2am. What should you pray about? But first tell them to repent and accept Jesus Christ. You also should do so.

Pray this for those seven days and hold same bottle of water for 7 days as you bless the water each day in the name of Jesus Christ.

(1) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I break all covenants my Dad and Mum entered with the spirits, powers, viruses and demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2hours (Day 1).

(2) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I destroy all dedications my Dad and Mum entered with the spirits, powers, viruses, demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 2).

(3) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I destroy the legal grounds, hand writings, decrees, judgements, evil case files my Dad and Mum have with the spirits, powers, viruses, demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 3)

(4) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I cast out the spirits, viruses, demons, powers of HIV and Aids in the soul, spirit, body and life of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 4)

(5) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I replace the blood, cells, DNA of my Dad and Mum with the Blood of Jesus Christ in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 5)

(6) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I use the Blood of Jesus Christ to speak better things and to speak HIV Negative into the blood of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Days 6)

(7) Lord Jesus, I thank you for changing the HIV status of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 1 hour.
Give your parents the water to drink and go for a re-test for HIV Negative.



To slap you dey hungry me seriously.......

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Education / Re: Why I Graduated From University With Pass by Samuelojonla123(m): 7:48am On May 25
Boss man continue your yahoo in peace.....Anyway is a Way with the current situation of this country. You get 1m and you dey think and you say you be OG...you fall my hand big time bro.
Upgrade your phone, get a PC and your tools ready , do better IP and stay low-key...
Life isn't fair to anyone so you gats face your fears alone.
If you get update hama me bro and if you dey Lagos -Abk area we fit link up cool
Romance / Re: Virginity For Sale by Samuelojonla123(m): 8:12pm On May 24
Lmao grin nothing wey this Tinibulation no go cause....... A virgin man is not valued in our society, even girls no like a virgin man. So Mr OP carry your virgin go hustle and make money cool

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Romance / Re: My GF Set Me Up With Her Bestfriend by Samuelojonla123(m): 7:29pm On May 14
You're a MUMU man for brooding over this matter...when you're not an impotent man so how will a useless girl come your house and submitted herself willingly and you no go bang am grin. Just ghost that your gf for the main time and see her reaction even that her bestie is still coming back for the finishing of what you guys started... cool

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Romance / Re: Help!!! I Mistakenly Recharged A Stranger 100k Airtime (pics) by Samuelojonla123(m): 1:01pm On May 14
Baba just dey scam yourself, you get 163m for acct and 100k dey give you hbp....Lmao . grin
Just like saying make pesin carry 100k for hand and him lost 1k, guyman go move on for real.
And btw ussd no fit reacharge 100k card at once so stop fooling yourself cool

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Family / Re: Places In Abeokuta With Good Electricity by Samuelojonla123(m): 3:50am On May 14
Obada oko, Hill-top laderin .......
Romance / Re: Men Only : If You Don't Know This Guy You're Not A Living Thing (photo) by Samuelojonla123(m): 5:32pm On May 13
Fabrizio Romano cool
But Op no be all guyman fit Sabi am na, guys wey no dey watch football no fit recognise am for real.
Phones / Re: With 450k, Which One Would You Recommend? Iphone 11 Pro Max Or Xs Max? by Samuelojonla123(m): 2:15am On May 12
Ithream:

Thanks, I already got the 11Pro Max
How much did you got it bro? And hopefully I would love a review from you as I'm also planning to get one
Romance / Re: Abeg Who Go Teach Me How To Bomb For Street? by Samuelojonla123(m): 6:53pm On May 09
emperor4love:
Una forget to tell am say street done hard,no be by tools or format,na wetin de body with soap join ,cos even ur tools like wirecheck nd cc,or filing na still cl u go find to use it on,street no easy as dem make am here,no let them rip you,secondly find h.k join go learn the work,u can be studying nd bombing, liv ur comfort zone go join hustlers....I will advise u,go learn handwork,in 6months u go dey alright, yahoo is not for de heart fainted,no be small pikin work,no look about de spending niggaz out there do,de made sacrifice u can make
You be real Gee ma nigga.
@ OP fyi yahoo don hard, no be as e be for the past e be now. Cl sef don wiseup, which format you wan reason cl wey him never hear before. So you gats go spiritual to cashout big time and if you no get mind just dey your dey make you dey drink your garri for house grin
Peace

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Romance / Re: I’ve Sin Against Myself by Samuelojonla123(m): 4:30am On May 07
Every Nigerian is typically a sinner because you gats do one runs or the other to survive, so don't waste your sins, Sin Wisely...
Enjoy your yahoo in peace bro cool

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Romance / Re: #InsideLife When Money Dey Friends Full Ground When Money No Dey OYO by Samuelojonla123(m): 10:00pm On Apr 28
Na you dey keep fake friends.
Real Gees no fit leave you cool
Romance / Re: Ent by Samuelojonla123(m): 5:21pm On Apr 25
Do impotent Men exists in this Naija at all shocked
I never came across any seriously
Sports / Re: Osimhen move to PSG sealed with €13m annual salary by Samuelojonla123(m): 12:09am On Apr 12
maclatunji:
I think it is a good deal. Hopefully, he can use this platform to reach the peak of world football and just maybe, Nigeria might win the World Cup with this young man and the other great talents we have.
Nigeria winning the world cup?? Lmao 🤣 🤣

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Phones / Re: Samsung Official Thread by Samuelojonla123(m): 2:03pm On Apr 08
Samsung s10plus for sale
Price is 200k, you can text me on whatsapp 09034555079 if you are interested
You can also come for inspection if you're in Abeokuta area.
Food / Re: The Yam Porridge I Made With Just 2400. Very Delicious. Photos by Samuelojonla123(m): 2:57pm On Apr 02
FairlyUSEDpussy:


End time low budget watery yam......
Lmao 🤣 🤣 Bad guy grin

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Romance / Re: Found Love Abroad Through "YAHOO" by Samuelojonla123(m): 10:39am On Mar 29
Seeing a female client wey go love you through legit parole na by luck bro. You fit message them make dem no reply self...hustlers can relate
Better go open female acct dey bomb male cl, if your Grace strong you fit see the one wey go dey pay you on monthly basis.

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Romance / Re: Lamentations Of A Jobless And Depressed Nairalander by Samuelojonla123(m): 10:01am On Mar 27
Elegantspiker:
I did a background check and saw this @odenkirk guy is a chronic gambler. Thread closed!
Bro if you wanna help the guy go ahead and do that, everybody get their own past so no use his past life judge am.... Naso I take like those Gee guys be that dem no dey hide update for each other.
No one knows tomorrow cool
Romance / Re: Made 30k From Side Deals!! On My Way Back To A Brothel by Samuelojonla123(m): 4:28am On Mar 27
Childofdoom and ilamina should be couples, they both fit in together seriously cool

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Romance / Re: Should I Say Yes To A Nairalander? by Samuelojonla123(m): 5:07pm On Mar 25
Na normal thing of course.....let him have his own share of the Community Pucci grin

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Playing With My Feelings – What Should I Do? by Samuelojonla123(m): 5:01pm On Mar 25
To slap you dey hungry me seriously 😒

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Romance / Re: I’m 31, I Have No Husband, No Child, No House Lady Cries Out by Samuelojonla123(m): 4:52am On Mar 24
Nicepoker:
No. The former is an upcoming hoe. The later is an over aged ex hoe .
Lmao 🤣 🤣

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Romance / Re: See How Thick This 'akamu' Is! Just How I Like It! ( Pics. Ins).. by Samuelojonla123(m): 1:45pm On Mar 22
fadilaMaikiriki:
See how thick this 'akamu' is! This is just how I like it. If you're giving me'akamu' and it's not this thick, then I'm not taking. This is how I like it.
Fadila, my own Akamu is thicker and more nutritious thank the one you posted, I can supply them to you if you don't mind grin

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Crime / Re: Does Bathing Soap (ose Biza) Have Consequences. by Samuelojonla123(m): 1:01pm On Mar 20
Nobody is holy for this country wey we dey, even if you no do yahoo you are also commiting one sin or the other, so Sin Your Sins Wisely and leave everything for God.
Crime / Re: Does Bathing Soap (ose Biza) Have Consequences. by Samuelojonla123(m): 6:39pm On Mar 19
DEROX:
pls tell me more sir cuz i wan go do am buh i never use am sef
Baba go baff your soap in peace and don't panic., we all are facing one problem or the other cool

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Romance / Re: How to Get a Good Woman Online In Nigeria by Samuelojonla123(m): 4:51pm On Mar 18
Sense no go kill you this man grin

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Romance / Re: He Want To Buy His GF A Iphone 12 Pro Max Worth 750K.. Advice by Samuelojonla123(m): 9:54am On Mar 12
Baba leave the guy alone....he's still 20, so let him learn the hard way....experience is the best teacher so few years later he'll be wise
Health / Re: Nigerian Man Commits Suicide After Losing Money He Invested In Crypto by Samuelojonla123(m): 9:50am On Mar 12
Emmanuel909090:
I can relate

RIP, crypto is not for the faint hearted.
I can also relate bro.....it's not for the faint hearted seriously.
The way your portfolio go dip in few minutes e go be like say make person run mad

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