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Where the wife? Abi we nor go still congratulate her ?
Congratulations Bro

@op, so waytin happen for compound na you stil bring to there so,abi you think say we nor dey NL ?

Tomorrow all of una wen dey
bad mouth the Queen since go dey fine visa to UK.
Well the internet never sleeps, I go remaind una when time come.

Mathematricks:
Pls I really need your help guys.

Just this morning, I was given 1.5k as tfare to go look for work and after all said and done, I was left with only 600. Cos I really went to a lot of places.

But the onus of the matter is that I just bought 2 #50 biscuits (#100) some minutes ago. And I'm now left with only #500 for tomorrow.

I'm afraid I will finish the 5h on biscuits this night. I don't know what to do.

nlfpmod mynd44

He be like say na the same mama born both of us.
Just now now I don chop #300 biscuit & viju milk as night food, no eating again till tomorrow.
I love biscuits, shortcake, waffes, name it I love them all, me & my children dey drag biscuit chop.

Na wa oh!!!
You already kwn what to do, why bring it there again, abi you nor get house again?
Stay clear my guy.

Is she the ASUU chairman?
Is the among ASUU statuary body to deliberate on the strike issue?
Waytin be Nigerians own ?
Since ASUU nor want go back to work,she's free to spend her time in whatsoever place that pleases her, after all it's not her working time. The lecturer wen una spot dey do conductor & driver or even going to farm in their village are doing the right thing,while the one on vacation in aboard is doing the worng thing.
I don't kwn why she even spent her time explaining to people while she's on vacation.
The other day, they reported that a lecture has ascounded & the project students don't kwn what else to do, mk una go find the lecture na? Nosence !!
Abeg Mrs VC enjoy your vacation while it last, work go soon start. Infact, if you see better offer there, embrace ham ooo!!, Nigeria system na destiny killer.

Dino my man !!
Who never sock garri before make he raise him hand ✋ up.
Moreover, that room nor be like person when dey suffer own, abi you wan tell me say na hotel room be that ? Ever that hotel room nor be even cheap hotel.
Nothing when person nor go see for NL.

From your narration, since the company is run by husband & wife, he be like say you dey burn the man cable.
Some runs dey when the man dey do when he wife nor kwn, since you dey there he nor dey fit run the parole. I don't see why he will hate you for no reason or maybe he get him own babe wen he wan take do secretary, so he has to get you off the way.
Just tell your mum say you wan leave the place, she kwns what to do.
@Op, this is also an experience, after graduation, if it happens you work in the government sector, or private sector, muti national company etc, you may likely encounter worst or something similar, so it's an experience of a life time. That is how some work environment is in the real world. Welcome !!!

Which kind mumu you be @Op?
Pussy dey sweet you abi?
You never see woman before Ode!!

Lamban2:
I really need help from anyone who have experienced this before. I had an unprotected sex recently and I was infected. I have been to the clinic where I was given injection and drugs to treat this. Along the way, I have this serious burning pain and discomfort around my scrotum area which spreads towards my thigh area, sometimes it doesn’t allow me to walk very well. It started since monday a day after I had the unprotected sex, up till now I’m still having this pain. If anyone here have experienced something like this kindly share your experience and solution

Very sorry Bro, i have never experience such & more over I am with only one partner.
#150 or #200 kiss condom as the case maybe would have save you all this pains, discomfort,mental draining, financial stress & emotional depression.
Learn the hard way.

Salary job pass salary job, in some exceptional cases.
Some pple salary, Monthly Net, not to talk of others things attached to it, some self employed cant mk it as profits in a calendar year.
Am talk about Home & Aboard, not only in Nigeria scenario.

I thought Titanic has been brought onboard.

I don't accept the old notes.Some banks don't accept the old notes either.
There was a time CBN gave directives that everyone with the old notes should return it.

I be dey vex, who's Parents in the right sence go do such thing in front of their kids then I remember an expirence during my service year.
I was teaching In a mixed school during my service yr. On one occasion, I over heard two little girls discussing, one of them said my mummy is a very strong woman, at night my daddy will be beating her, by daddy will be on top of her pressing her, serious beating, my mummy will be crying but she'll not cry out so that we will not kwn that my daddy is beating her.
The other girl said Ehhh !!!
The girl continue... Almost every night that my daddy use to beat my mummy. Sometimes I see them fighting & I use to hear my mummy crying small small !! But I pretend I am fast asleep.( At this point I realize what the girl is talking about) My mummy is a very strong woman ooo!!!
At that point I have to shut the girl up!!
There's this house I stay before, upstairs I can see from my bedroom window the other neighbor downstairs in the other compound, they are 5 children with the husband & wife living in the same room a single room & the elderst girl is about 16-18yrs, how do you expect this girl & her younger ones not to see or heard what their parents does at night.
Just because you stay in flat or duplex doesn't mean these things are not happening.
Truth be told some pple in this forum will not like to share their personal experience with us.

Thobie85:
I can actually relate with you sir
Went to an org on Monday as a corp member
Like 2 people that interviewed my are just asking me bout my religion and the church I attend..

Just imagine, they should have announce the vacancy in their Church so that their Church members can apply & give them the job.

Supporting APC is not my problem, but the issue I have is SA chapter of the APC na dey vex me.
Do we ever hear of Nigerian chapter of the Republican or Democrats?
Nonsense!!

There are many online app you can download & obtain this loan without advertising yourself.

Mammangaddafi:
I bought this banana just now for N200..I felt cheated.

Na which area you for buy this banana? I wan check something.
For my area na #100 Dem fit even dash you for #50.

Faber:
Iron your clothes well and polish your shoes. You can take your clothes to a laundry, if you no get light for house. You can wear crocs and put your well polished shoes in a hand bag... while on the street where the firm is located, then you can branch to a store or barbing saloon and put on your shoes...that's if you're coming from a rural or trenches area, with no good roads.

Don't apply any perfume at all pls. Smell natural. I heard a girl was denied a hotel job, her body spray was exactly the same with that of the hotel manager's ex that did him shege . The man told her without mincing words: " you have spoilt my day, I hate remembering Kate" she was just muttering "sorry sir", "sorry sir" before she left

Don't wear any religious insignia, medals, chaplet etc. If you're asked your religion just mention Christianity. Which church, just name one unknown pentecostal church. If the interviewer askes you; where is it located? I have never heard of this before, just reply, it's a new church in my area" ...
Don't associate with the known ones like Winners, RCCG etc. Most of them no dey use eye see members from other churches. Like Chosen and Deeper life people are very fanatic and toxic. Maybe just say...God of Miracles fire ministries. Don't say Catholic Church, even if you're a Catholic..many pentecostal churches hate Catholic Church and Catholics, but even if the manger or those employing you are Catholics, they will still hire you as Catholics no too dey discriminate against other churches. This is Nigeria, religion plays major role in many things. No come talk say you will not hide your religion because of ordinary job. Get the job first, sapa no be your mate o


Once it's your turn to be interviewed, put your phone on silent, not flight mode pls. Check your contact numbers well on true caller, it may reveal some details about you. I used to have a number that always show Faber Bet9ja. One day one man asked me whether I am a gambler, I said no, I come grab fast fast tell him say, I don work as Bet9ja cashier before after my secondary school.

Finally, be mindful of how you use the door and the seats. Always leave the seats as you found them, after seating. Always close the door gently, don't close the door on the next person coming in after you. Your sense of courtesy and orderliness are judged from little little things

We Nigerians are just too Religious sometimes. Someone share a testimony in church how he got a job without the interviewer interviewing him because he wore an handband of the same church with the interviewer. Vola!! He got the job. Likewise some other person's been rejected because they belong to a particular church/ denomination or Religious belief.
It remains me of some yrs back when a pastor in my church was the lawyer incharge of a property Am about to rent,after getting the property, he saw me in church one day, he was surprise & ask me why didn't I tell him Am a member of the church,I just told him I wanted him to deal with me as a client not as a church member.
Getting a job is a job on its own.

mariahAngel:
If the money no come dey nko? Op no go do pass himself naa.
Laslas, both mother-in-law o, and godmother o, everybody go your house!
Make op take care of him wife.

I understand you Ma, we kwn things are not easy these days, especially housing, na mk I say mk the op try, atlest, little comfort is non negotiable.
We kwn they are just there temporary, but from time to time family members & friends will visit,that's why I said he still need to try to get a bigger space.

This op, nor kwn say him na family man now, in Africa, your immediate family is not only your family members, you have to give room for extended or even family friends to accommodate them.
The OP should have kwn better,this is planning, common sense, as his wife is pregnant, he suppose look for a bigger apartment because event like this are bound to happen after delivery.
They just have to manage, you can't take away the mother's pride, which every mothers is looking forward to bath their grand children.
What if the guys mother come join the party how them go do?
Oga op, try up grade to a more spacious apartment,God go help you & bless your hustle. We kwn say it's not easy but try.
Sorry to say, at this nairaland junction, let the godmother take her leave.

If I may ask how old are you & hope you are not wearing a very tight bra? Many Adolescence girls always complain of this especially if their breast is fast developing into...
Waytin I kwn self better carry yourself go hospital for check up.

Well I have nothing to tell the OP, everybody get him weak point, but you get to use your head.
To many pple dashing out comment on this thread, don't be surprised that many has done more than what the OP has done both energetic, emotionally or otherwise but they can't mention it there because of the shame.

No need any person Buhari dey support or send congratulatry massage to dey always loss.
I rest my case

I am not understanding the matter on ground. Why is Wike in UK, is he on vacation, I thought he suppose to be in River State presiding over the affairs there.
Must the meeting be held in the UK, can't Atiku wait for Wike to be back to town before hold the meeting?
Na just reconsilation talks them they travel go France,UK & American, if this pple win, na for Dubai & Russia dem go they pass & approve Nigeria budget.
Atiku on sabbatical leave will come from nowhere come buy ticket, come dey disturb the peace in PDP when election time don reach.

So, nobody for nairaland family con own anything about this company.

If I register for this kind of gym center, you nor go ever see waytin I dey gym for, he go be like say I dey do restart mode.
After gyming, I go add more calories than the ones wen I don first burn out before.
Who nor like better thing.

This attention seeking boy with big nose capable of smelling substance 10 miles away.
He said he's from Niger Republic.

What of me when put Omotola pic as my wall pic in my laptop & phone, yet my wife never cut my neck.
Maybe that particular pic was very beautiful. I also put random pic of beautiful women & nature as my wallpaper. We Africans need to appreciate painting.

Adelabu nor get levels, na him grandfather get level hate.
Na late Ajumobi be dey give ham political levels.
For now, I don't see any candidate defeating GSM in Oyo State.