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PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Doesn't Have Certificates - Bode George (Video) by samwash(m): 8:22pm On Jun 25, 2022
In P-Square Voice
E don happen !!
Nwebele ego !!

At least that guy from the NC that has a third Class and the other one from SE that graduated with Pass in better than the one that can't present non for back up.
RomanceRe: Should I Eat The Coconut? by samwash(m): 4:29pm On Jun 25, 2022
You borrowed her Cutlass, instead of your to help her peel the coconut as a perfect gentleman you are, you didn't; now she offered you part of the peeled coconut as a kind gesture for giving her the Cutlass, you are there crying foul showing your stupidity over the internet.
You don't kwn she has already seen this your post.
Oga, go use the coconut go take drink garri as hungry dey beat you. She just save your hungry ass this afternoon.
Stop thinking fetish.
RomanceRe: Two Female Bank Cashiers Fight Inside The Bank Over A Rich Businessman by samwash(m): 4:05pm On Jun 25, 2022
Why will I believe this story, when I can write a better storyline with good pictures to prove my fictional story.
RomanceRe: The 'Girlfriend Question' My Cousin's Wife Keeps Asking Me by samwash(m): 3:50pm On Jun 25, 2022
NeckingNgulping:
You have said it all.. I really respect you. I used to be close to her family before i started working. And she was assisting me financially when I was broke. I still go there on a visit from time to time.

She and her husband are not always getting along -they keep having issues every now and then. Sometimes, i wonder if they really married each other out of love. And she keeps complaining about her husband to me.

The last time she asked me about my girlfriend (which was yesterday), she came outside where i was seated with a bathing towel literally tied up to her chest. She doesn't even mind coming close to me with just her bra on.
Lobatan !!!
This is the reply I have been waiting for, no need to ask for questions or further explanations, as an old timer, I kwn were the game is going to.
Guy, better use your head.
HealthRe: Help Me I Dont Have Erection Again. by samwash(m): 10:44pm On Jun 22, 2022
evangmx:
Am a diabetic patient and I masturbate alot. But recently I found out I can not have erection again. Pls what is the solution.
Pls help save my sexual life
Cut that masturbating habit, it wouldn't help you at all.
Stay strict with you diabetic drugs.
If I may ask, are you hypertensive?
If so, you have to go for natural harps.
FamilyRe: Newborn Baby Smiles The Instant She Hears Dad’s Voice by samwash(m): 10:30pm On Jun 22, 2022
shilenji:
New born babies can't ear or see in their first three months of being birthed.
That's not true.
Within 2 wks after brith the child can see & hear sounds.
Nurseing father's & mothers in this forum can testify to it.
FamilyRe: Newborn Baby Smiles The Instant She Hears Dad’s Voice by samwash(m): 10:24pm On Jun 22, 2022
The new born baby don they hear him papa voice inside belle since, now she's out, she still recognize the voice.
Blood is thicker than water.
SportsRe: Photos Of Some Man Utd Players Enjoying Vacations Across The Globe by samwash(m): 9:14pm On Jun 20, 2022
I only saw three Man Utd players.
I was hoping to see a team of players chilling in different locations around the globe.
RomanceRe: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by samwash(m): 9:06am On Jun 19, 2022
Idonweak:
Can you reframe your question sir?
Oga nothing dey do you, you are normal & it's normal, as you age, you will understand better, nor go dey bother yourself for nothing.
Moreover I wanted to ask you " how old are you ?"
RomanceRe: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by samwash(m): 8:28am On Jun 19, 2022
Oga Op, so like this na from your narration, so your joystick is malfunctioning abi?
If I may ask how is are you?
RomanceRe: Please Suggest A STRONG Energy Drink For Me by samwash(m): 8:42am On Jun 18, 2022
siofra:
A very good one that takes effect immediately it's taken.

Thanks kiss
What is your purpose of taking the energy drink ?
If it's for sporting actives go for Locozade boost or Passion energy drink.
Also Fearless energy drink will make you becomes FEARLESS !!!
RomanceRe: I Bleeped My Female Lecturers When I Was In School by samwash(m): 10:14pm On Jun 13, 2022
If not that Nigeria don't have a very good functional facility.
Many pple surely need rehab in this country.
HealthRe: Why It Is Dangerous To Give An Accident Victim Water To Drink - Expert by samwash(m): 9:43am On Jun 13, 2022
Wow! Wow!!
I just learn something new this morning.
I never thought abt it. This is one of the basic things someone have to kwn to save life.
RomanceRe: Do I Need A Surgery On My Nose??(pics) by samwash(m): 12:06pm On Jun 11, 2022
Waste of natural God given talent.
With this type of nose the Op should be able to detect a smell from 50km away.
PropertiesRe: The 1991 Receipt For 3 Bags Of Cement Found In His Grandma's Box (Photo) by samwash(m): 7:35pm On Jun 10, 2022
From that receipt, base on say Christmas don dey near & pple go want pack go their new house to do Christmas & New year celebrations, the cement price be never reach #88, then just newly add #3 on top one bag.
Base on the Nigrians we be.
SportsRe: Why Do Football Scouts Go To Watch Players Live, When They Can Watch Them On TV? by samwash(m): 10:33am On Jun 07, 2022
Not only watching a player on live match, but many times they go watch players in training sessions.
They are many things to a player both on& off pitch.
HealthRe: Help Pls:how Can I Reduce High Libido by samwash(m): 12:31am On May 31, 2022
Profadvocate:
Dear house
Any drugs to reduce high Libido in male

Pls advise
He be like say u nor get money, family or personal issues wen de disturb you at all.
Wen some pple dey find watin dey go take to boost their libido.
Kudos to you anyway.
CareerRe: Academic Advice; as an HND graduate what next? PGD or BSC by samwash(m): 11:00pm On May 30, 2022
Nobody care abt your degree, what they want is to get the job done. Fine!!
But if you have the opportunity to work in an organization whether private & government believe me the salary will not be the same. The Bsc degree will always earn more than the HND even if they do the same task, the HND will always play second fider to the Bsc.
This is abt the money, thats d Koko.
PoliticsRe: Northerners Mention The Only Candidate In APC That Can Defeat Atiku by samwash(m): 11:09am On May 29, 2022
After all this talk talk, the Koko of the whole matter na to get your PVC ready to vote.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Or Osinbajo Stand A Good Chance Against Atiku by samwash(m): 11:00am On May 29, 2022
Power goes back to the North, that's the game plan.
Shine your eyes ya Southerners.
PoliticsRe: Wike Yet To Congratulate Atiku Despite Pledging To Support PDP Primary Winner by samwash(m): 10:34am On May 29, 2022
Nigerians be calming down na Baba never buy recharge card to call Atiku.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by samwash(m): 10:25am On May 29, 2022
hotwax:
Liverpool mad Chelsea won it on the last 5years.

Is that even the argument? You are shifting the argument. Now I believe your brain they leak.

You started with English teams are overrated..the same English team that beat 3laliga teams to win trophy.

It's Madrid time tonight...let them enjoy it and stop behaving like a lunatic patient
I wanted to reply you but reading your first statement, for sure your brain they actually pain you,your brain is full of wax. Idiot!!
PoliticsRe: Atiku Should Pick Okowa As Vice President- Ossai by samwash(m): 11:43pm On May 28, 2022
Nor be only Okowa, Obaseki is a better choice.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by samwash(m): 11:39pm On May 28, 2022
betshopagent:
Chelsea,Liverpool,man u, Aston villa,Nottingham forest has all won the European champions league.list d Spanish sides that has won it make we check something
I said in the last decade, when Aston Villa & Nottingham forest won the champions league, where you born then?
More over why did you remove New Castle from the initial list, get your facts right before commenting.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by samwash(m): 11:14pm On May 28, 2022
betshopagent:
but na only realmadrid and barca
Also within Chelsea & Liverpool but the Spanish side has have more of the dose .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by samwash(m): 11:09pm On May 28, 2022
JJuanMiguel:
Rest, did you say same for La liga last season when Chelsea embarrassed Sevilla, ATM and Real Madrid en route to winning it.
I said " I give it to Marid coach"
What does that implies?
Read b/w words
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by samwash(m): 11:00pm On May 28, 2022
hotwax:
But Chelsea beat 3 Spanish teams to win the cup last year.

Abi your memory is that of rat nii?

Eh dey expire?
If your brain nor dey pain you, since the last decade, how many times the English teams have won the trophy ahead of the Spanish side & who did they play at the finals ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by samwash(m): 10:40pm On May 28, 2022
Hala Marid !!!
English teams are really over rated.
Media hype.
I give it to Marid coach.
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Frd That Her Co- Wife Is Sleeping With Her Daughter's Husband? by samwash(m): 7:17pm On May 28, 2022
I don't even know what to say.
Am still trying to connect the dots.
HealthRe: Invisible Insects Biting Me In My House by samwash(m): 10:55pm On May 24, 2022
My oh my !! goose pimples don finish me this night becos of the graphic pic.
The best solution is to relocate from that environment, I nor fit shout.
@op, na wa for you ooo !! You dey experience this kind thing you still go renew your rent, you wan kill your self by your self ?
Guy if you are not packing to your own house in the next 1 yr & no solution to this situation at the moment, don't look at how cheap the rent it, for your Heath & sanity better relocate.

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