₦airaland Forum

abiolamitodun:
Asking for a friend

How I wish you where asking for yourself, I will give you the right answer & reasons.
Let your friend search for knowledge my himself.

Why be say any city in Nigeria that you snap picture of the city main roads or even inner roads why be say Keke must represent?

Guy I kwn ur problem, he be like say the babe wan dey block ur way from other girls not coming.
Why do you want to discard her?
Keep smaching her till both of you are tired of each other.

Na wa oo !! So university many like this for Nigeria, just a few that has been mentioned, not to talk of poly & colleges of education.
Small time private institutions go come many pass government owned institutions.
How many of Nigeria institutions that will make the best 100 university in the world, the Nigerian government cares less for education.
I nor blame Nigerian students wen they travel abroad in search for a better education & life.

Why wouldn't he, is he not learned & educated. Many pple thinks traditional rulers are illiterate, for your information they are the most educated individuals you can find in the society.
If you search, most Kings in Nigeria have either worked for the government or in the private sector before ascending their throne.

Bakerdav:
its real bro, why do u delete d msg, I just confirm from a frd working in lapo

If you work in that organization, you are a high risk staff & not to be trusted.
You should be booted at of the organization.

If you have registered before now & completed your application. It's real not scam.

So condoms is for adultery & fornication.
In this part of the world, married couples don't use condoms, why is it called contraceptive?
Hypocrites everywhere!!

Rafaeloma:
Remember EPL was once like this.... That was how Man U and Arsenal were packing the titles in the early timea....now dem no fit reach second sef for the past 4 seasons.....

Evey term get their own time. When Man Utd & Liverpool dey gather their EPL titles where are the lives of Chelsea, Man City & co, when you go back to EPL history, you go find out that some terms from division 1&2 don first make name for premiership but there them dey now, after many years, some of the terms never fit return back to the EPL.
Evern this Bayern, time fit come for history, them go struggle to make champions league spot.

You can still gain a little heights, Just engage in daily exercise that
stretches the body.

Go and get the APC presidential nomination form and you start getting your profits returns In weekly.

HRHQueenPhil:
More growth as a man
More wisdom
More money if u know how to harness it
More children
More enjoyment and exploring in bed
More sounds and laughter
More people to delegate duties
More rest

Don't forget to add " He finds more favour from the Lord"

TeeGentle:
Who noticed the ash substances yesterday?

The ash substances was all over the sky falling down yesterday for more than an hour

What can be the cause?

You think everyone on nairaland stays in the same location as you?
Tell us your location?

Na wa for the next generation ooo!!!
Why always this school? Every school from SA that is on social media for the wrong reasons always wear this particular type of uniform, abi all public schools in SA wears this type of uniform just my thoughts.

If Wike mistakingly becomes the president, he will never pay a working visit to the state ruled by the opposition party.

Nigerians always like digging into people's past life affairs just like the way archaeologist dig up Egyptian mummies.

Before the car send you back to the village, first send the car to the junk yard/scrap yard.

He just shot himself.

The one strong ooo!!! Should I believe this story, I can't say.
Even if there's no food, a bottle of soft drink 35 cl with egg bums or small chops is not a bad ideal or even ice cold water for the thirsty guests.
He get as he be sha ooo.

Realbuike:
The last one though

What if your capital is small?

Sorry the 1st one is actually Food Business not Good Business, I didn't notice it before posting.
Go for Food Business (Raw Foods) or Clothing Business, they both required small amount of capital to start with.
Both business are wide,but you have to pick on one aspect to start with before expanding.

For my village, half plot is more than 1.5M, talkless of land with building.
Since you have a stable source of income already, go for the house, it must surely appreciate with time.
If the car business can give you 1M in two months, go for it.

Good Business
Transportation Business
Clothing Business &
Medicine.
The best of them all is polities.

Urhobo wado !!
Warri nor dey carry last.
I really enjoy this meal that year couple work owo & plantain/ yam.
I use God beg una, those pple for the other side of South go think say na them get food pass, come to South- south up to the East, make una come test varieties of good foods, nor be all those smelly oil food when una dey cook.

At this point in time,Sowore is "inconsequential"

I like chinchin but I love Biscuits more, maybe because of its varieties like short cake, crakers, wafers etc
Biscuits for me any day anytime.

I got this one from my LinkedIn page.

Waytin you dey talk self.
So I will have to convert my Dollars to Naira so as to compare with my folks at home ( Nigeria) to kwn if am doing well abi ? Abeg compare your wages with the standard of living in Canada.
Shabi I will be spending Naira in Canada ?

umoslink:
Is high time we begin to think straight and forget about political parties and think about individual that can take nigeria out this mess

Do we vote individuals in our present day Nigeria?
I don't think so, we are wired to vote for party. Even if the savior of Nigera comes out from SDP, PDP,etc. Majority of Nigerians will still vote for APC, thinking it's the party that will save the nation.

After the failed years of APC & what they have done to the Nigerian economy, you still expect me to rejoice if an Ameachi, Osinbajo or Tinubu is getting the ticket to contest for the seat of the president.
I wonder what APC will use to campaign this time around & their manifesto.

This mk me remember that comedy online back to school, i hardly see it these days.
The bad boys & rude guys stay at the back roll in class.

Where is Okorohusa Rochas ?
I thought the Igbos are solidly behind him?
Anyway Peter Obi is a better candidate & he's sellable.