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Romance / Re: Want To Stop Porn And Masturbation? Get In Here by SamzackD(m): 3:00pm On Aug 29, 2017
antiFapping:

Well, the easiest way to feed your curiosity is to recommend two articles for you,
1) A French movie titled the 'The day earth stopped masturbating' in response to the death of a Chinese student, Zheng, who died while masturbating, well, he died after donating to a sperm bank.
2)A book titled 'The Book with No Title' (Le livre sans titre) and it showed how masturbation can have fatal consequences. Yes, that's right, FATAL!

or you can google up people who died through masturbation

You still talking about a fictional movie and book, with no fact or evidence,

as for those people that died masturbating theirs is a clear case of coincidence not because of the masturbation in it self, that's like saying someone got struck by lightening while walking, so we all should stop walking cause it kills
Education / Re: Can You Take Your Child To This School? by SamzackD(m): 2:06pm On Aug 29, 2017
The school gotta be worth that price,

I'm talking international excursion's twice a year, computerized classrooms, free lunch etc...


but then again why spend that much on a country with dilapidated education system, where the kid's level of expertise cannot measure up to that of his or her mate abroad,

I'd rather take that kid abroad and spend more than spend that much on a wack system

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Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Greatest Rapper Ever? by SamzackD(m): 1:56pm On Aug 29, 2017
Greatest rapper ever undecided

I don't think there is any for me,

but if we talking leader of the new school rap, then J-cole does it for me, I love the stories he tells


with that being said I gotta give credit when due, Kendrick Lamar is good, but I'll go with J-cole


and oh! let's not forget lil Wayne (he's a trap poet)
Romance / Re: Want To Stop Porn And Masturbation? Get In Here by SamzackD(m): 1:47pm On Aug 29, 2017
Op

Did you just say masturbation kills


please would you mind explaining that part,


I'm curious sad
Education / Re: Beautifully Terrifying Pictures From Under Sea by SamzackD(m): 1:37pm On Aug 29, 2017
But you can't deny the fact that this sight is beautiful,


something you don't get go see everyday,


Wish I wasn't Aqua phobic, I would love to explore the seas

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Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Does This To You, What Would You Do (photo)? by SamzackD(m): 1:19pm On Aug 29, 2017
tosyne2much:
What if you have a great communication skill?

Would you suggest dumping in that case?

well In that case the girl is just childish and doesn't have her priorities right,

and no nobody got time for kids,

that means you're free to dump her

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Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Does This To You, What Would You Do (photo)? by SamzackD(m): 12:54pm On Aug 29, 2017
That's easy



just bring out your phone and chat with her,

on a lighter note though for a woman to be staring at a screen when you're talking to her, it either means you're boring or she's childish,

if the former is the case then you've gotta improve on your conversation skills, and if it's the latter then dump her a**(no time for babies)

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by SamzackD(m): 7:13pm On Aug 26, 2017
codedguy1:


Daario naharis already knows he gat no chance again. She told him she needed alliances and it will come through marriage. If he thinks he can still be shagging her even as queen, him don't enter half chance because she has actually fallen for Jon. Even when him see Jon swag him go just tire.




Why did you quote him again? angry

I avoided reading and when you keep quoting spoilers you are indirectly promoting it.


Just can't wait for their sex scene tomorrow
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by SamzackD(m): 7:12pm On Aug 26, 2017
Nicolars:
Has dats true,well he'll join jorah's camp
Brothers in friendzone
Lol
friend zone vice chairman
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones: Why Christians Should NOT Be Watching This Show by SamzackD(m): 3:22am On Aug 26, 2017
grin cheesy


Nigerian's are funny hypocrites, can you believe the OP is saying we shouldn't watch game of thrones because of the sex scenes & violent scenes


Really, we see more violence perpetrated in our society today than we've got on GOT, I'm pretty sure people like the OP support's jungle justice and other forms of killing all in the name of justice, but when you see it on Tv, you feel Hollywood is trying to force violence into our society,

you also said sex scene, I really don't see why a normal adult should be complaining of seeing a sex scene, if your mind is as purified as you think it is then there should be no biggie on seeing a sex scene and as for that guy up there saying you can't let your kid watch GOT alone, I've got a question for you, when did GOT become a show for kids, the show is rated 18+, and if you are above 18 and feel uneasy seeing GOT, then make like my brother above me said and go bury your head in sand,

I feel there is a lot of problem in the real world, like poverty, greed & war that Christianity should be paying attention to, rather than focusing on a fantasy world like GOT

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TV/Movies / Re: What's With Game Of Thrones And Its Feministic Agenda? by SamzackD(m): 2:55am On Aug 26, 2017
Op are you saying you are disgusted at the fact they made the role of the female characters in the show, somehow important than that of the male ?


dude that's misogynistic


Well allow me to burst your bubbles the women even gained more power and prominence in the season 7

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by SamzackD(m): 2:38am On Aug 26, 2017
Nicolars:


D guy self no get shame....

Shey he no feel say e too old for her ni..
Just dey give himself stupid hopes when fresh boys dey with confirm swag

That's true

but at some point I liked the chemistry btw them, but Jon snow just came in and swept her of her dragon,

I can't wait to see daario naharis reaction when he finds out queen dany dumped his a** for a better guy
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by SamzackD(m): 2:31am On Aug 26, 2017
xtian0781:
Plssss who has d link 2 d leaked finale episode of season 7, i've chewing off my nails in anticipation since dis morning, at dis rate if i continue i'll run out of nails 2 chew on. shocked

Chew your fingers no more brother, and let us pass this time with a prayer, now repeat after me : Lord of light, cast your light upon us for the night is dark and full of terrors.

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by SamzackD(m): 2:26am On Aug 26, 2017
Csami:
I'm really growing tired of this wait

A Samzack shares the same fate, with a man
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by SamzackD(m): 2:22am On Aug 26, 2017
Nicolars:
Some girls can friendzone Ehen, chaii

grin
Lol,

That guy is the one I pity most of all in the movie,

you mean after surviving death with hopes of coming back 2 get some nunu,

he finds out the babe he's been tripping for, has fallen for some bastard king in the north,

I mean let's show some respect to the CEO, President & Chairman of Queen dany's friendzone, is not easy

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Romance / Re: What Can You Trade For Your Phone? by SamzackD(m): 2:06am On Aug 26, 2017
I could trade my phone for a library, and a lil bit of Marley (for research purpose wink )
Education / Re: 900years Old Mummy Of A Polar Princess Found With Eyelashes Still Intact(Photos) by SamzackD(m): 2:11am On Aug 07, 2017
lovelygurl:


undecided

What a baby grin

You know I really don't think we have alotta people like you in this country, people with thirst for knowledge

And I think one of the major problem in Africa today is their lack of enthusiasm when it comes to getting knowledge, I'm not talking about knowledge like 1 + 1 = 2 or some chemical laws written by some person, rather I'm talking about thirst to know why things work the way they do,

like why were we blacks located in just one continent or what happened to the great and mighty Egyptian civilization (why did they go extinct), what happened to Atlantis and where is the lost continent, like how the people of the old were so advanced in mind(due to archeological discoveries) and yet look at the world now it feels like we're just starting and I feel science is not this generation thing, I think it existed long before our generation but how are we supposed 2 know what mistakes they made so that we can avoid it if we don't seek to explore,

people with such mindset like the guy u were talking with, will make men look primitive (don't know & don't wanna know) but they just want to wake up and go about their daily life like zombies (work, eat, live, die) and the circle goes on and on without them leaving any form of knowledge for the future generations, like life is more than just living good and dying, its more like we are just fragment of time and the only way the future generations get to remember us, is by we leaving our
footprint in the sands of time (by giving them our history and what to learn from it) and we can never make history if we don't know our past,

and that's why the white keep looking like gods to us, and thats bcuz of what they know and that is how they influence this generation, until we get knowledge we are all gonna be mental slaves to the whites, now that's why I love explorer's thread, that guy makes me doubt his African nature,

But please forgive my long write up I just hope I've made sense.

#Peace

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Science/Technology / Re: A Look Inside Facebook's Data Center : Where All Your Data Is Stored by SamzackD(m): 9:28pm On Aug 02, 2017
BroZuma:


Weibo - China
VK - Russia & Eastern Europe

they still don't have as much users as Facebook does, and quite frankly weibo & vk are only limited to their country of origin, they don't target other markets, if not weibo would have an English version, my opinion though.

#peace
Science/Technology / Re: A Look Inside Facebook's Data Center : Where All Your Data Is Stored by SamzackD(m): 2:32pm On Aug 02, 2017
lofty900:
Zuckerberg has the largest social network in the world yet he's not satisfied. He just wants to acquire any social network that is trying to make name for themselves. He now has Instagram and whatsapp and now he's fighting to either takeover snapchat or kill it completely. This shows that man is never satisfied. I still wonder how twitter managed to survive the mighty Facebook. Twitter is sweeter than Facebook cheesy

Its the game of supremacy, you either play or get knocked off

all e'm company going into the social media businesses should expect war from Facebook, or how do you think Facebook got where it is today, by playing nice ? hell no they had to kick MySpace outta the equation to become the giant so if you going in prepare to fight to win or surrender (by selling off),

snap inc. had a good fight but they where too nice whereas Facebook was out to get blood, right now facebook is at the top.

#peace

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Public Execution Of A Man Who Raped & Murdered A 3Yrs Old Girl In Yemen(Photos) by SamzackD(m): 1:03pm On Aug 02, 2017
I wish this punishment could be repeated in Nigeria, to every perverted rapist out there
Car Talk / Re: You’ve Been Pronouncing “Porsche” Wrongly. Listen To The Correct Pronunciation by SamzackD(m): 1:01pm On Aug 02, 2017
I don't have to click that link to know it is pronounced "poor-shay"

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by SamzackD(m): 3:14pm On Jul 30, 2017
Smallville10:
Klark3 look dont get me angry... I wasnt talking to u... U know nothing abt me... I dont know d guy she is dating, we dont talk abt him. We only talked abt him once when he just dropped into our conversation... She relationship i have with her u do not know... I know how d both of us roll, so please abeg mind ur buisness... She is not married to him neither are they engaged... Guy abeg behave urself... U talk sentimental, maybe ur guy collected ur girl from u, i dont know but if its so then thats ur flops nt mine. Dont come here sayin what u dont know...

Don't be angry, little things like this shouldn't get on your nerves.

But allow me to tell you a story, that teach you how humans behave and act.

well here it goes.

I can remember a time not long ago I had just gotten a new phone, and with it came a charger, man this charged my phone fast, it took it less than an hour to charge my phone completely and I was in love, it was love at first charge. at this I promised this charger heaven on earth, I promised it will always be my charger till death part it from the phone, I promised even after its death I will always stay faithful to it's brand.

well fast forward to about 3 weeks later, this charger I had promised the world to became stale and boring to me and it didn't take long I started to see fault in this charger, I began to hate how it charged to 40% and became slow, how the cord wasn't long enough and how the charger didn't match my phone.

As faith would have it on a rainy day i was walking pass an IT store when I saw another charger and I fell in love at first sight, I loved how the charger looked, how the cord could be expanded and what not and I bought myself this fine peice and on getting home I was about to toss my old charger in the thrash when my room mate walked in, he saw me standing next to the trash can with the charger in my hand and he asked me not to throw it rather to give it to him, and I obliged.

And few days past I saw my roommate enjoying the charger and he kept thanking me for giving it to him, I saw how whenever any other person wanted to charge they borrowed his charger (cause it charges their phones fast), and they kept asking where I bought it and how much it costs and it didn't take long before I wanted my charger back, I began to see fault in this new charger.

well u would be surprised to know that I paid double to get back my charger, and so it is with girls, you have to know that before that girl will like you, she needs to see you with other girls, she needs to see other girls laugh when they are with you, right now she has you wrapped around her fingers, she has seen you finish, guy I want you to cut ties with that girl, quit being the one she runs to when she's got boyfriend issues, hell why don't you turn things on her and talk about your girlfriends when you're with her,

If you want that girl play the jealousy game on her, let her see that other girls want you, no nobody wants leftovers, right now she has you and doesn't value it, now you turn things around her and be like my charger and show her other girls want you.

Humans don't value what they have until they've lost it,

allow me to complete that sentence,

Humans don't value what they have until they've lost it to someone whose having fun with it, or benefiting from it.

forgive my long write up there and I hope I have made sense

#peace

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by SamzackD(m): 9:29am On Jul 19, 2017
martoz:

Dis was my thought den.... Going out den to practise..aldo no success to encourage me ... Which gave opportunity to my friends wu told me m jex wasting my tym.. Cos dey kip telling me dat money z d key to hv success with girls..even told me it look immature walking toward girls on street... Aldo m telling u to u learn frm my story... Dou hv neva given up.. Buh hv bcum worsen... Wish to get any help to build my confidence again.. Geting depressed already.


You must have been doing it wrong bro, and by the way there are enough testimonies on this thread to keep you going.

Depression dude is the worst state of mind to be in, I may not be as experienced as the don, but my advice to you is to work on your confidence by learning something new( like a new language, to dance or learn a musical instrument if you can sing) and while at it, save yourself awaiting discouragement by reading through this thread again,

you couldn't have dined on e'm drills,wined on the don's sweet flow of poetry and still
be getting depressed over women matter.

and I have learnt from your mistakes,

Thanks and #Peace

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by SamzackD(m): 8:51am On Jul 19, 2017
HARDDON:


S cheesy grin grin

One more Brother Unshackled! Ma heart leap for joy! cheesy

tell, i pray, your tale cheesy


while @ it, do know that without practice, all u have learned wud soon vaporize.

That's right,
we make mistakes and we learn, to make amends

as for my tale, it could lead frail minds astray,leaving the don craving more. grin

don't mind me jor, am just tryna test my rhyming skills
I'll tell my story at a later time,when I'm opportune,

but for now I'll want u to know you've just added a new follower, I'll try as much to contribute to this thread as possible.

And you shouldn't have to worry bout me practicing,
Cause I've been doing just that,

with my tongue girded with cockiness, my balls with my new found careless attitude, with wit I drive thoughts of myself into the heart of every girl I deem please.

#Peace
Foreign Affairs / Re: Michelle Obama Stuns At The 2017 ESPYS by SamzackD(m): 9:04am On Jul 13, 2017
shocked

the aspiration of every young guy out there should be to find his Michelle Obama (she oozes class and beauty)

He who findeth his Michelle findeth a good thing

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Sports / Re: Christiano Ronaldo Poses With Entire Family In New Photograph by SamzackD(m): 9:02am On Jul 13, 2017
shocked

uhmm

I don't know what to say
Celebrities / Re: Taraji P Henson Replies Nigerian Guy Who Called Her Boobs Saggy. by SamzackD(m): 8:54am On Jul 13, 2017
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Romance / Re: Any Girl Who Doesn't Ask For Money Doesn't Love You by SamzackD(m): 6:40am On Jul 13, 2017
shocked
responsibility attached to dating
really undecided

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Celebrities / Re: See This Picture Of Rihanna In NYSC Khaki by SamzackD(m): 6:36am On Jul 13, 2017
shocked
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Posted About Gala She Got With Future Production Date - Fan Replies by SamzackD(m): 6:34am On Jul 13, 2017
shocked
Celebrities / Re: Mayweather Is Following Wizkid On Instagram & He's Not Making Noise About It by SamzackD(m): 6:31am On Jul 13, 2017
shocked cool


only insecure people sing their own praises


David go and sing no more grin

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Celebrities / Re: BREAKING: Another Actress Allegedly Arrested For Fraud In America by SamzackD(m): 6:27am On Jul 13, 2017
shocked

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