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This is hillllaaaarious. Naija no dey carry last for play play. Make I kwantribut.

#Lord of the fuel: The two filling stations.

You want try. To show say the hustle is real. No dulling.

Maybe he want join black market business.

basisop:
No problems, but it will be IBB, OBJ before GEJ.

if GEJ had sense, he should have proved his own predecessors. Buhari cant go too far back. He should just jail gej for not probing his own predecessors.

The most logical thing to do. But some of his brothers who are worst hit by his misrule would rather die than see that happen.

I no send GEJ sha. Just happy he's out for good. Naija can now move forward.

I dey feel this guy joor. The girl is dull. How can malaria prevent her mum from sending her money? Cant she send someone with the money?

Some girls are evil. They just deliberately want to extort money from guys as if their parents didn't have project cost in mind when they were sending her to school.

For me, I don dey discuss my babe project with her now. Taking all cost cutting measures. I no want hear say she need 100k for project. E no go work. Projects shouldn't be expensive these days. See internet materials for free.

tunnary:
People is funny?

Tic4tac:
dis ur gbagaun self

Well done my ogas. Though what I wrote was deliberate. At least I have the license to do that right?

Hahahaha. People is funny o. Monkey transformation.

Must be really heart wrecking.

Tun yaushe?

Is this a joke? The man looks like ukwa.

They got what they have been asking for. I don't giva a damn about PDP. Screw them all.

You cannot cheat nature oo. If you like, submerge yourself inside drum of water.

That is goood. But I have a question...


Why is it that, if poor man drink garri, Dem go say Na poverty but if Na rich man, Dem go say Na humility? Why why why?!!

This is horrible. Darn!!!

Hmmm. I dey try to survive for one bank, so I no fit go start for another one oooo.

Let me work and pray say my cabal go grow exponentially soon. I need d damn confamashun ooo. Brodas helep.

Lets wait till may 29. It is just 12 days away.

*singing* my robe of many colors that my father bought for meeee..

corlin2:
meanwhile I'm training a specie
Crash ...lovely

Abeg submit that thing make we use am do pepper soup. You dey waste meat joooor.

This girl Na liar!!!

He should report to the nearest police station. What nonsense, how could she? A whole 50ltrs of fuel? He must not let that go. She must return the fuel.

gratiaeo:
My question is, is 2 person killed in Rivers more important than hundreds killing everyday in the north?

We are talking about finding a solution to this menace. Even in my state, kogi, we have issues of fulani attacks. The fact is that, only when we recognise the real problem, we cant get anywhere. Making it seem religious would expand the scope of the crisis and cause more enmity among Nigerians. Jos is my second home and I know what's up there.

gratiaeo:
Now instead of illiterate Buhari to plan and find a solution to this mindless wicked act, all we keep hearing is how he will recapture Rivers & Akwa Ibom for his selfish greed.

Thrash. What is happening in plateau is not a muslim-christian problem. It is a tribal war. The local beroms rustle cattles belonging to the fulanis while the fulanis retaliate by attacking them. It is not right but don't make it look like a religious thing. Even the fulanis too do face attacks.

Exile in style. Now he's negotiating with Mali.

I see u

Chigold101:
did GMB visit Anambra for a town hall meeting? where and which day did it take place?

Did he visit yobe for rally? He didn't hold town hall meetings in 35 states but in lag n Abuja. Learn to comprehend.

airzzee:
If your Interpretation is what Buhari meant, then he has a problem with communication in English! I would advise that HE SPEAKS IN HAUSA, SO SOMEBODY ELSE CAN TRANSLATE/INTERPRETE FOR HIM IN ENGLISH! Just some advice.

Meanwhile, there is nothing wrong in defending Buhari on this issue, but I hope we also rise to defend his inability to know the meaning of APC and INEC, and his misrepresentation of his running mate, Prof "Osunbade," now the VP-Elect!

If people (who cannot write/speak simply English) could go all out lampooning the First Lady, who is not the president of Nigeria, I wonder what such people would say about a president whose communication skills is near zero, who does not know the simple facts about the country he has grabbed by usurpation to lead!

Guys watch out for this guy, he is a fool with a difference.

Why now? They should allow peshe to do whatever she likes. Nobody cares about their phantom association.

Aaarlight. We don hear ooo.

Opportunists.