Nice app. Checking out the naira land app!

WowSweetGuy:
Please Help Me Judge. Did I Really Offend Her By Doing This?!

Excuse my grammatical blunders. I just feel like sharing this experience i had with my fiancee to be....

Yesterday being sunday, I decided to fix a movie and fun outing with my girl. I ordered a taxi from my base to her base to pick her up. She came looking fine and sweet to enjoy the sunday with...To cut the long story short to the main reason i'm posting this....

I came out of the taxi from the FRONT SEAT gave her a hug and opened the back door for her then closed the door to go back to my normal position, She gave me a bad look from nowhere, i asked her what's wrong, she told me to come to the back, the driver could hear us clearly, i playfully told her baby don't worry we have all day together u are even gonna spend the night at my crib, i sat at d front and told the taxi to go to the cinema. During the trip to the cinema i had a little conversation with the taxi guy, from nowhere again my lady told the taxi guy in a rude voice 'please oga face your driving and stop shaking me driving into potholes anyhow abeg'...later on again she told the taxi man to totally put off the low radio station that was playing in the car, the last time he had a call and received it on Bluetooth o,she shouted then very rude telling the man please just drop that call. That's when i cautioned her to take it easy na.

We arrived at the cinema, she told me i should give her transport to go back home that she doesn't feel like staying out again...I tried to pet her,she just abandoned me took a taxi and went home. She has refused picking my calls since yesterday. Im busy at work weekdays,i dont really have time to go to her house.

Ladies/Gentlemen please where did i really go wrong

Eaglefine:
My journey experience from Lagos to East.

When you're coming back from Lagos to East, in Lagos you will see Hawkers shouting.....
Gala, Lacasera, coke, fanta even red oil...
Come down to Ore, you will hear them shout..... Banana, groundnut, pure water.
Come down also to Benin, you'll hear..... Sweet bread, bottled water, plantain chips.
Come down to Delta State, you will hear.... Cashew nuts, Ukwa, akwa ogazi, bottle water.
My dear, immediately U enter onitsha Upper iweka gbam , you will begin to hear.... " *O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu? bia na nsogbugi alago.*
As u continue down to Portharcourt, Owerri, even the almighty Aba*... you will see them in more digital forms (Hawking Medical Doctors I will not fail to mention I learnt almost all names of Bacteria from this guys)
*anyi nagwo pile, pile, pile, onaa kpam kpam.....*
*Gonococus Gonorhia, syphilis, hemorrhoids, staphylococcus aureaus,, staphylococcus Aegypti, Etc* Onako gi oko na private part? Nso gi ona eme ogba taa -echi okwusi? anyi nwere ogwu ya ebea .
As if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure* ...

Enjoy your day..

KendrickAyomide:
Please the rivalry of wizkid and davido musically is The biggest of this generation as far as African music is concerned. Don't compare these rats to Giants abeg. If you don't have work go and pick condemn iron instead of posting trash

Rogodo22:
You jus have to get off the ground
Dust your left knee
Stand up
Does the whole relationship end there or they settle it behind close doors

















And go home

donbachi:
just act the way u acts anytime u fart in a gardering....bone.

youngest85:
Eye service

Osagyefo98:
Anambra don't need ur tradermoni

Share it to os oshogbo, ogbomosho, ekiti they need it.


Poverty index there is too high.

soberdrunk:



When it is "tribal" or "religious" killings the governor has to step up and look into it but "random" killings and crimes is entirely the duty of the police......

soberdrunk:
People will soon come here and be shouting Wike Wike! As if it is his duty to be driving patrol van round the state with Ak47 and arresting criminals, Rivers state has a Commisioner of police and he should be blamed along with the IG.

Officialgarri:

Its one thing to lead your people to death, its another thing to stand by your people till death.

Only great men stand by their men till death.

No matter how bad Hitler is, he died an infamous matyr.

rotadota:
I have been having this discomfort in my anus for almost five years now, it bites my anus and makes me uncomfortable. I've gone to doctors upon doctors, they end up packing drugs for me to take still yet nothing has changed.

The last doctor I went to, I suggested surgery to him cause I read about it online, he packed drugs for me and told me to come back if nothing changed. I know he will still pack drugs for me.

Please has anyone here suffered this pile of a thing, if yes pls suggest to me what you used in curing it please.

Nasa28:


Wisdom is far from you.

Nasa28:
Please tribal bigots keep of.

You build your own house.
Provide security
Provide electricity (Generator)
No accessible roads.

Yet ,government will still come up with stupid levies.

Pls, what is the rationale behind asking borehole owners to pay 30k levy for providing water supply in their homes?

Is government in Nigeria different from other countries?
What is wrong with our leaders?

Is the national cake not enough for them again?