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Corrinthians:
They can rest assured baba will do anything, as far as it would benefit the good citizens of Nigeria, no matter the state. For instance, placing ipob Osus with terroristic tendencies where they belong in order to guarantee a smooth Erection in Anambla state.

Late Nnamdi Kanu of cursed memory can testify to that in hell.

Can't you see that your comment is in no way connected to the message the post is trying to convey.
I wonder when you will grow up. Maybe when the cock develops horn.
#Growupalready#
#Brainfallonyou#
#receiveit#

OEPHIUS:
Dear Nice Guy,

I don’t know you yet but I’m so ready to date you. Seriously, I am. For a long time, I dated bad boys. Yes, I was that girl you blame for always coming in last. I guess I dated bad boys because, somehow, I liked their unavailability, sexy sideways glances, and late-night calls. I fed off the chase and mystery they provided me. I saw them as a challenge that I always happily accepted. Let me tell you, I’ve dated so many jerks throughout the years. A lot of times, I ended up being disappointed with how it ended with them, and wondered why I always had such blind optimism about these guys I clearly knew were jerks to begin with. But to be honest, I don’t regret any of it now.

I learned a lot from each and every one of those bad boys. I learned something from every un-answered text, from every “I’m just not looking for a relationship” talk, and from every lame excuse as to why he just couldn’t make to my house party until after 1 am. I guess I never let the jerks get to me. I realized it was never me; it was always them. I was born with an abundance of self-confidence. Maybe that’s why I was never too bothered by each guy who was a jerk to me. Maybe it was because I was smart enough to realize I never actually wanted to end up with a jerk. It was always you I wanted, Nice Guy.

With all that being said, I’m ready to date a Nice Guy. I’ve learned all the lessons I need to learn from bad boys. I now have the ability to distinguish between when to give up on a relationship and when to fight harder. I know all the excuses and lies and can see when it’s right to say a big ‘f*ck you’ or an ‘okay, I’ll let you make it up to me.’ I know what it’s like get all dressed up for a night out only to sit in your room watching Netflix, crying and staring at your phone because the person you had plans with never showed. And that a “got too drunk sorry” text is not a sufficient excuse or apology. I know all these things. My mom always said that the problem with people who end up unhappy is that they don’t know how to walk away from something that has already served it purpose. Well, I can see now that bad boys have served all the purpose they possibly could in my life and that it’s time for me to learn a new lesson. I want to learn from you, Nice Guy.

It’s time for me to learn what its like to have someone to fall back on when I feel weak. It’s time for me to understand what its like to open up to someone without the fear that I’ll be emotionally shamed or that it will scare them away. It’s time for me to understand why people write love songs or tear up at the end of the notebook. I want to know what it’s like to be desired for more than my body, for someone to look at me with passionate eyes, slowly but surely falling in love with my mind, body and soul.

I want to know what it’s like to have someone who will always show up, who will always make time for me and who will always respect me. I want to know what it’s like to be able to count on someone, and know that even though love is never safe, I will be safely hurt by them. Mostly, I know I can learn all these things from you, Nice Guy.

I don’t want anyone thinking I hate bad boys. I don’t hate them; I’m just done with them. I have to thank bad boys for a lot actually. Bad boys have taught me how to depend on myself. How to pick up my broken pieces. They’ve allowed me to secure the perfect break-up remedy. Booze, friends, rebounds, cry, workout, acceptance, find new bad boy, repeat.

I understand myself so much better because of these bad boys. I know what I’m like at my worst. But I’m ready to know what I’m like at my best.

I promise you this, Nice Guy: I don’t know you yet, but I will be a nice girl to you in return. I will show you what you’re like at you’re best. I will treat you with the respect you deserve and will always answer your call when you need me. I will show you what all those bitchy girls couldn’t.

So, I guess all there is left to say is…

I’m ready whenever you are. TC Mark

https://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/04/dear-nice-guy-i-wasnt-ready-for-you-before-but-i-am-now/
https://twitter.com/C_NyaKundiH/status/932296171623796736

Mind you, nice guys' lanes aren't festooned with roses. You can be sure of eye opening lessons to learn as well. With that in mind, be sure you have you're ready (and with ur thinking cap on) for unprecedented surprises as you go on that "expedition".

Hiccups:


Dear OP,

You don't have to bring God and deliverance into this, low self esteem is neither a sin nor demonic. I want to believe getting involved in church activities helped you acquired more skills that may have augmented your previous self esteem. Within this context, the church was nothing more than a platform to boost your confidence. Any standard working environment can equally do same. God is not into delivering people from low self esteem, because God has place in everyone all he/she needs. Low self esteem is at best self inflicted either from inability to discover ourselves or similar reasons.

You know sometimes, it takes the handiwork of God directly or indirectly to discover a true self. And because God is all goodness, I don't see any wrong in OP attributing this "good" change in his life to God the "SUMMUM BONUM".

adepeter2027:
Make I book this plot

Modified: senseless write-up

The sense in the post can be seen only by those who have sense and perception... I doubt if you do!

Paulpaulpaul:
See you, most of his work are rumoured to have secret codes and maps. Do you think people are that stupid? Ordinarily art is life

... Secret codes and map that lead to nowhere than damnation

Olarewajub:
This place is just too dull, looks like we don't have much introvert here on Nairaland.

You're wrong man Cuz am one of' em

morereb10:
According to scientists no matter whether you like it or not, smelling your partner’s farts will amazingly make you live longer. Yes you read that right, a research team at the University of Exeter have discovered it is good for you to inhale your partner’s stinky farts as the gases in them can combat diseases.

So if you catch your partner eyeing you up weirdly tonight in bed, just sitting there waiting, you know why. The study, published in the journal Medicinal Chemistry Communications, analysed the impact of the gas hydrogen sulfide which humans produce in small amounts.

Although it was found to be noxious in large doses, researchers discovered that cellular exposure to small amounts of the gas can prevent mitochondrial damage which has many health implications.

One of the researchers, Dr. Mark Wood, said:

Although hydrogen sulfide is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero. Surprisingly the gas in farts can actually reduce the risk of several life threatening illnesses including cancer, stroke and heart attacks.

According to researchers, it has also been proven to prevent arthritis and dementia in old age. Creating a new compound know as AP39, the team at the University believe this can hold the key to future therapies as it ensures that the body retains and produces the right amount of hydrogen sulfide.

Researchers claim that this compound can be delivered to targeted cells in the body and placed inside. Professor Matt Whiteman, from the university’s medical school, added: When cells become stressed by disease, they draw in enzymes to generate minute quantities of hydrogen sulfide. This keeps the mitochondria ticking over and allows cells to live. If this doesn’t happen, the cells die and lose the ability to regulate survival and control inflammation.

We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria. Our results indicate that if stressed cells are treated with AP39, mitochondria are protected and cells stay alive. According to the scientists the research has shown that if AP39 is administered, in models of cardiovascular disease 80 percent of the heart’s mitochondria cells survive under highly destructive conditions.

Early results also that show that AP39 can help to lower high blood pressure and also dramatically improve the chances of survival after a heart attack by slowing the heartbeat making it more efficient. The team are now working towards testing the compound in humans. This research is interesting but of course in its early stages with no real conclusions being made. However, next time your partner has a go at your for farting, just tell them you are doing it out of the kindness of your heart.


more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/11/breakthrough-research-scientist-claim.html

Our elders would say, "Ike oru gwu nwata, Ike ogu a ka ya mma" I rest my case here maka Na otutu okwu adighi n'uka mgbede.

niceprof:
All i see is a hall decorated with artifacts ....and some men who decided to dress like women.

You can say that again... But then "beauty" they say "lies in the eye of the beholder". That you saw it that way doesn't mean everybody will concur.

python1:
Lol. I can see developers seriously trying to prove otherwise Some of them are saying oil is getting outdated, now what is the whole IPOB agitation about? Is it not SS oil? Abi which oyel dey east? . Wetin una get for East? Is that not why one person go harvest 10 bulbs of onions, una no go let us hear word again? On the final note, IPOB terrorists are brainless donkeys

What does the East have? COME AND SEE!

Safiaa:
I think im more like a man because i just like simplicity.

You kinda not right, I think simplicity is a mark of uniqueness. Don't you think so?

Uniqueness01:
Nigerians can react to anything.....The Man isn't complaining.

Someone cannot be fat in Peace again

I wonder o!

Drinokrane:
A South Africa Twitter user, Phetsogo has declared that he cannot wait for his parents to die, perhaps in a car accident, so he can inherit their properties, which includes his dad’s 4 cars and his mom’s 2 cars.

In a tweet which has since gone viral on Twitter, the unidentified guy said:
“I’m the only child, i can’t wait for my parents to die so i can inherit everything. My dad has 4 cars and mom 2”

Since then, his tweet has went viral, social media users have commented on it, and wondered how someone whose parent nurtured for years, would wish death upon them.



Not moved by all of the reply, Phetsogo stood his ground and said everyone was just jealous because his parents are rich!

http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/i-am-only-child-i-cant-wait-for-my.html

Hmmm! So strange. If I may ask, are sure they really are your parents?. And am sure you do know that what goes around one day will surely come around someday.

Sakie:
More
Cc;lalasticlala Mynd44

Nnaa eeh! Kele Wu Abu nti.

dollyjoy:

Is that your answer?

dollyjoy:

Is that your answer?

bigfrancis21:
Yea, I'm aware. Some places also say bia kaa. Ikwerre would say bia paa.

However, the main point now is strengthening our ties between the homeland and those in Bioko. How can we go about it?

How can we go about it? Anam anu!

OrestesDante:


These our celebrities will either be 16years old or in their 20s. I tire.

Nawa for you bros eeh! So person no fit real age and career age again. You want talk like say you no know the drill again.

contactmorak:
Yomi Casual,younger brother to Comedian AY had is wedding today. And it was as expected, a glamorous one.However an forgettable side attraction was wben the groom's friend started a display of the weirdest and craziest dance on the planet right now, "The One Corner Dance"

This lured and suggestive form of dancing which demands that the dancer bang his or her bossom against any corner's surface available, originated from Ghana and has in no time take over Nigeria and Ghana especially. See the photos and video below...



http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/one-corner-dance-madness-reign-supreme-at-ay-brothers-weddingpics

End time dance. Lee le ha! Umu ogwugwu Oge.

Divay22:
Just be contented with what you have,live as if he doesn't exist...
I pray you get a job soon...

You nailed it. Just be contented...

Evaberry:
..
some guys are worth being a side chick for

... And in the final analysis, who loses?

greatnaija01:
WHAT DA.... HOW CAN I UNSEE THIS..... The world as we once knew it has ENDED!!

Lol! So simple just find a way to dissociate your occipital lobe from olfactory lobe, that way, the former will only magnify only distorted images since the the later cannot interpret them. In otherwords, "isi anya-ocha" is the way out. Lol!

JohnspeakU:
3 Life Lessons I Learned From A Shoe Cobbler
By Johnspeak Uwangue (Motivational Speaker, Talent and Life Coach)

After moving to Lagos state to pursue my dreams full time, life made me to come in contact with so many people and among them was a shoe Cobbler whom I have come to regard as a friend. I've seen able bodied men and women complaining about how harsh life was treating them. Some even go as far as blaming their parents and even siblings for their predicaments. Meeting with this physically challenged shoe Cobbler friend of mine gave me another perspective about life, Career and business. He's my source of motivation because whenever I saw him, I always told myself Johnspeak, if this man could survive the harsh reality of life and business, I can too.

Today, I want to share with you just three out of the many things that I have learned as a result of staying with my shoe cobbler friend and as well as observing his perspective towards life.

- Opportunities Don't Just Appear
He always told me that he'd have left his level if only he had taken advantage of opportunities that he got. So many people are busy searching for opportunities thus the sole reason for their instability. No matter your chosen field, you can always create an opportunity to excel. Always search for an open door even when every other doors seems to have been shut against you. Opportunities don't just appear, they are either created by us or by the forces of life working for us. Any opportunity you see was created by someone.

- Life Isn't Magical
Oftentimes out of impatient and lack of understanding of how life work, we expect things to happen just like that. Anything that will last must obey the law of process. There are always two approaches to dealing with issues; the magical and the process. And the duration of the process is not determined by nature or life, it's determined by our preparation. Like I always say "It didn't take God twenty five years to give Isaac to Mr.& Mrs Abraham, it only took Mr & Mrs Abraham twenty five years to be prepared to have Isaac.

- Life Isn't Turn By Turn
Whenever I hear people say that life is turn by turn I just find myself laughing, not that they are foolish No! but because they don't understand how life work. Hello! There are about seven billion people on earth, so, if life was turn by turn that means, most people would have died before it gets to their turn. Life is not turn by turn but step by step. We will only be presented with opportunities that matches with our present level and state of mind. Our state of mind is a product of our state of preparation. You can't give success to someone with a broken mind. Sometime this year I was wondering why I never got the kind of ideas and opportunities last year or two years ago that I am getting now. And then it occurred to me that my state of mind then wouldn't have been able to comprehend the opportunities I'm having now.

Opportunities will always come your way but will it meet you prepared?

Succeed You Must!

© Johnspeak Uwangue
Motivational Speaker, Talent and Life Coach.

Mission:
Johnspeak Uwangue is on a mission to help solve complex issues through the wisdom of God, his personal experiences, and in-depth researches in the affairs of individuals, organizations and nations.

Sometime this year I was wondering why I never
got the kind of ideas and opportunities last year
or two years ago that I am getting now. And then
it occurred to me that my state of mind then
wouldn't have been able to comprehend the
opportunities I'm having now.

Fidelismaria:
mtcheeew

so Fulani too dey drive car

me be tink they all just a bunch of terrorists

... Mind you! Those cars could be bombs in disguise, a modernized nuke case. Lol

Pls all thee Fulani lads in the house, I mean no harm,(just my wide imagination), just joking so don't feel offended. Peace, One House!

RoyalBlak007:
An exact timeline is hard to come by, but the country has previously announced it plans to launch a space probe to Mars in 2020. The "Hope" probe will orbit the planet and study it for the next three years.

“The Mars 2117 Project is a long term project, where our first objective is to develop our educational system so our sons will be able to lead scientific research across the various sectors,” Sheikh Mohamed said .

... A Leader with vision

makydebbie:
I think say na only me notice am.

My dear the thing tire me. I almost bit my tongue trying to decode it.

emmyasam0:
President Buhari orders immediate evacuation of Nigerians students in Dominican Island few mins ago

President Muhammadu Buhari has ordered the immediate evacuation of Nigerian students stranded in Dominican Island occasioned by the reported Hurricane Maria that thrashed the Island.
Nigerian students attend medical schools in Dominican Islands which prepare them to move to the U. S. and Europe for the completion of their medical degree programmes.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that following the president’s directive, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs had since been on top of the situation.

NAN gathered that the ministry,which has been monitoring the situation, had already assigned a senior official to travel for the purpose of issuing the stranded students with temporary travel certificates.

The affected students had since been evacuated to safety.

When contacted for comment on the issue, Malam Garba Shehu, the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, confirmed the Presidential order, saying that the president was touched with the conditions of the students.

“The President was deeply touched when he learnt that some of them escaped with nothing but the shirts on their backs,’’ he said.

According to him, the students will be moved to Brazil, where they don’t need visas, for onward evacuation to Nigeria.

At least 10 people were killed as Hurricane Maria, ranked a Category 4 storm, raged through the Caribbean including parts of the Dominican Republic with heavy rain and high winds as it passed off its east coast on Thursday.

Hurricane Maria, with sustained winds of up to 250 km per hour, hit Puerto Rico on Wednesday, making it the strongest storm to hit the U.S. territory in nearly 90 years.

https://t.guardian.ng/news/president-buhari-orders-immediate-evacuation-of-nigerians-students-in-dominican-island/

Ewu Chi. What a misplaced priority! Mr President in case you don't know, "Charity" they say, "begins at home"

[quote author=Flashh post=60407605][/quote]... Which led to his doom which had nothing to do with marital union

baski92:
person may be say she dey secondary school when they this flower her. Kon dey claim virgin

My man talk well nah. Which kind distorted English be this?

greatface:
Secrets?

The Title Reads "Secrets Men Keep From Their Wives" but the body sounds more like "How To Make Your Man Not To Keep Secrets From You."

I may be wrong please somebody correct me.

You must have an eagle eye. You know, I thought as much as I was reading the post. The incongruity between the heading and the body is glaring.

Flashh:
Samson told a woman his secret, she used it against him.

Not everything you tell your wife.

... The last I remember, Samson never married the woman in question (Delilah). It was his lust that led to his doom.

medexico:
Children of nowadays only play with phones

My dear, it's so amazing