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Exponental: I have an idea....... I wont share it here so somebody wont outsmart me.

So err... why mention your "idea" in the first place? Do you not know how to shut your mouth?

An open challenge to the Nigerian Navy.


Time for them to quit flexing their muscles on defenseless civilians and pick on someone their own size.

N pumpin: . So if hin name comot, make hin just sit down 4 house abi

I haven't said that man. God has the final say but think of it for a minute. The military's training schedule is very rigorous and life threatening for the very medically fit talk more of those who are a little less fit. I think their refusal to admit candidates that have just undergone surgery is strictly for the candidate's own good.

chukwuinya: what about that done for the past ten years

Like I said bro. He was asked to walk stack naked through what seemed like an X-Ray machine. After examining the stitches on his stomach, he was advised to try again in 3 or 4 years time when the stitches would have completely healed. He had the surgery a year and half prior to attending that medical check up. So, that in addition to the time he was advised to check back would make 4 years altogether. Going by this, I think 10 years is more than enough time for a wound to heal, hence, I guess you are on the clear. Good luck!

DaYoungOfficer: Guy in this case there is nufin like "there is no harm in trying"...it's military rule world over, as long as you are entering army, navy, or airforce, there will be no surgical cut on your tommy or any thing as par major operation from your chest down to your tommy. Well, if you doubt me you can carry out a research to ascertain if it's true or not.

I confirm this to be 100% valid. It is common knowledge amongst the military community. Moreover, my distant relation was screened out in the tradesmen category for this same reason. But he was asked to return after about 3 or 4 years from the date of the surgery to give it ample time to heal.

In all honesty, I strongly recommend you shouldn't bother further expending your resources on this venture as this may have brought it to a temporary abrupt end. Sorry bro!

He's just playing to the gallery. Why the hell was a security risk such as that clown even released to continue his clubbing campaign?

Check out NCAT - Nigerian College of Aviation Technology, Zaria. (See website below). They're about the best naija's got. Goodluck


http://www.ncatz-ng.org/Faqs.htm

In other news, China in collaboration with DICON has established an arms and ammunition production line here in naija. Is this good news or what huh?


http://news.naij.com/42274.html

Austeenxx: How many times will they capture the leader of Boko Haram?

lmaoooo. Beats me to be honest. Apparently, they've been capturing his numerous doubles or quadruples as the case may be. Reminds me of The Dictator. lol. Let's hope this one is the real deal.

Valeree: Commodore who? Let me know if its dsame guy dat called me, he even sent me 400naira airtime and said I should call him to listen for the next steps to follow, wen I cald back, story was too much and I was laughing because I know say I no even get money. Meanwhile u are aware dat all our data and fone numbers were pasted on d net for public viewing, so any scammer can just pick a name and number and start talking.

Commodore O.A Oloshi. A tiv man from division 419, Nigerian Navy, Abuja.


I was actually disappointed when I checked those names and discovered a top military organization like the NN would put up our details to the full glare of the public. Though they've now restricted access to it.


For those crooks to have sent u recharge card is indicative of the level of desperation involved. Anyways, it seems they've been calling only females as they know that BOYS ARE NOT SMILING . We'll just act interested & burn their airtime.

Deyinka007: What's the problem if only have one testicle? this people sef.

LMAOOOO...I wonder too! But thank God my balls are complete. All correct!!!



But seriously now, how many nuts have you got bro? Are there niggurs (Non Aliens) with less than 2 nuts?

xykms101: It's possible if you maintain a low speed *jogging not running*

You're right sir. I think it's achievable if you jog as opposed to running like the other brother suggested.

Mversed: Try my saturday morning routine:
I go 110', with no breathers, on a hilly terrain.
Warrning:
not advisable for first timers.
Uhhmm... Perhaps you should try 100m in 30sec, and if you are consistent in this, you will have covered 3.2km in 16'

On a hilly terrain? . You's a real soldier son! Respeckt Sir! I tried that shii and felt like a Julius Berger Crane was on my chest after just a few metres. I literally felt like life was leaving me.


But walahi I don vex now tho. This sat yeah? Imma do 3.2km in 15mins.................on a bicycle.

mko abiola: Na u make error.
U don't get my point.
U shud do self training for 45mins without resting.u will beat d 3.2km race with ease.
If u can run for 45mins,u will make 3.2km easily.try it 1st

Are u having a laugh? How can one possibly "RUN" for 45 minutes straight without rest?


Guys is this humanly possible?

fsb: The exam wasn't too bad although the level of cooperation defeated the purpose of a screening examination in an ideal world. While the general conduct was less than ideal, candidates were treated well except for those who came late that were asked to double up plus no one had to sit on the floor or in the sun.

It's all in God's hands now...

This wasn't the case for those of us that wrote at Mogadishu Cantonment, Abuja. We were asked to sit on the bare ground just a few feet away from poop that candidates were obliviously treading on in a scramble to hear their names that was being read out by two seniors officers (1500 names were being read out as at 9:30/10:00 am).

When the rain started, they carried on calling the names under umbrellas while we were drenched to the point that we couldn't stand it anymore that we all ran for cover. Many of us were eventually shivering while waiting in the exam halls for the exam scripts.

We weren't even allowed to cooperate cos we were well spaced out as they made sure that only 30 candidates wrote in any class.

Anyways, like you said, it's all in God's hands now.

Can y'all please endeavor to answer the many questions being asked. Many of us are covertly viewing and learning. Thank you!

henchyk: Or really? I'll check that out. Did you apply for the army?

Yeah I did.

henchyk: Do you really want to compare Diamond bank to the Nigerian Navy? I've always disliked the Banking Profession and I'm really reconsidering.

I'm also in this exact same dilemma and have been trying to get an idea of NN's pay to help me decide which way I should be headed. But then again, DB's Pay no be here oh!

It's not late anyway, U can try next year or apply to NAF, they've just started accepting applications.

henchyk: It's just a pity I didn't know when the navy was selling it's forms. I would have bought and applied. I feel really bad right now.

Dude aren't you a Diamond Bank TS hopeful?

FRDChickenisha: Famous PEJ Quotes



1. My Husband and Sambo is a good people

2. The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children

3. My Fellow Widows

4. A Good Mother takes care of his Children

5. The people sitting before you here were once a Children

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one – Addressing Press men after Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup

7. The Bombers who born them?wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow

8. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?

10. vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA .

11. We all have HIV. Some Negative, some positive

12. I rather kill myself dan commit suicide

No. 10 should be ...press YA finger for UNBLERRA

13. I donate my husband on behalf of N10 MILLION

Policewoman: Is it because they are both Lettered grammarians that they will be intimidating this woman? That's unfair.

In the words of Hon. Patrick; it is regrettably louquibrous! (Whatever that means)

What if Prof. Wole Soyinka & Hon Patrick Obiahagbon engages PEJ in a debate live on CNN for instance? *Daydreaming...*

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No matter how much we think we know about these things, I don't think any civilian knows better than our defense chiefs who have several years of experience and have been on countless training programs within and outside the country.

I'm sure they know about these latest hardware and their capabilities cos that's pretty much what they've been doing for donkey years innit? Personally tho, I think the problem lies with the cost of these arms, technical know-how, maintenance amongst other factors. Y'all should watch "COMBAT COUNTDOWN" or "FUTURE WEAPONS" on National Geographic Channel & see if Nigeria will not go broke buying any of those weapons featured. The Euro fighter Typhoon for instance is about GBP125 Million. M1 Abrams Tank is about US$8.58 Million. AH-64 Apache Gunship = US$20 Million. F-117 Nighthawk = US$42.6 Million. Now, how much is the 2013 budget again?


I seriously doubt that our Navy can effectively maintain the USS Nimitz CVN-68 aircraft carrier (Unit Price = US$4.5 Billion and runs on nuclear energy) if it was to be given to them now.

manover: Good job, nice music

But is that really music?



If this can be classified & accepted as music, then I fear for the future of music.

This is long overdue. There are still way too many of them to follow. All they do all day at their offices is eat groundnut and criticize Federal Government's style of leadership.


Quick question tho; What is the difference in job specification between the Nigerian police and Civil defense?

I have a feeling all these people saying that the white man don't understand them when they talk have very heavy Igbo/Yoruba/Hausa accent cos like I said before, while I was studying in UK, I never had communication difficulties with the brits whatsoever and I was born and bred in Nigeria.

Does the term "Nigerian accent" apply to only Nigerians who grew up speaking their native languages hence have very thick Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa accent cos if that is the case, there is no way a white man can understand a word of what you are saying to them. I grew up speaking English in Abuja before going to study in London and I never had problems communicating with the brits (Except for when I went to Liverpool). The big question should therefore be, What exactly is "Nigerian accent"? Cos I think this does not apply to this generation of kids born in cities like Abuja, Lagos & PHC who grow up speaking English.


For the records, My uncle has been in the UK since 1968 and he still dishes out Igbo proverbs that is only obtainable from the remotest part of my village. He hasn't picked up any british accents whatsoever.

Uziehot: Pls wats d meaning of : vv2 at d payment portal? Pls help urgently

Do you see where there is provision for you to sign your bank card at the back? Those last 3 digits are your cvv2.

Please if there is anyone who has successful acquired the pin and his bank account is still in tact apart from the withdrawals made for the pin should please identify. I'm really petrified of keying in my debit card pin into that payment portal although there's nothing about it to suggesst that its not authentic.