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Ol'boy! See correct meet o. Been a while I ate monitor lizard. We go soon catch that one wey don dey roam about here since! If you see it ehn, very big! Good meat!
But that snake though, very creepy! #cringes.

L. O. V. E. Listen to him or her or them.
Observe their actions.
Verify what you think you see or hear.
Express yourself to get feedback. That's LOVE.

Mamagee abi wetin be that your name sef, are you ever greatful for anything? Do you always have to be so immature and insecure? Gosh!
It is well o!

It is not by grades but by Grace! Anyway, going for your convocation is not compulsory. So OP, maybe you should just let your friend be.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, my ugly co-worker just blew me a kiss and I am totally disgusted and grossed out.

What do you think I should do?[/color]

What should you do??
Appreciate the fact that he even thought to "blow" you a kiss. Otherwise if doesn't or didn't, who will?
So my dear, why not enjoy the attention while it lasts. That's what you should do.
Happy Sunday!

#PrayForNigeria. #PrayForNigeria. #PrayForNigeria. #PrayForNigeria. #PrayForNigeria. May God have Mercy!

sunnydayasaba:
OP, your so on point, So ladies think a man marries them because of sex, but that's a big lie. Most men don't get married because of sex, its over rated, so any woman who gets married and wants to kill herself because her husband cheated on her, Can do so, its her life.

For most men, the reason they get married is for companionship. So if he finds u gud enough to be his companion, then bother not abt his cheating habit, but guide him better and talk with him if u suspect that he's cheating. Show how much of a gud companion ur to him. That's why he married U

You're a great man! Thank God for the very few men like you.

Lmao... So many clowns on here!

wristbangle:
Love, are u telling me that my article is not synonymous to real life experience?

Your article... Lol. That's your experience. The generalisation is what I do not support. Be careful how you generalise just based on your experience...

Sometimes I wonder, what's the fuss about birthdays?? It irks me when I see ''hbd'', "llnp" "Ggmub" and all of that nonsense on my FB wall. So I just removed the date on my wall altogether! If you remember my birthday, good. If you don't, fine.
Personally, my birthday is just like any other day to me. So why pester anyone for anything?!

Freemanan:
Aye Mate....
Maybe you need to change the circle of ladies you know/date... Women dey oooo

Don't mind this Original Poster and his crew! They meet and relate with the wrong kinda girls and then they end up making very incoherent hasty generalisations. Lord have Mercy!

They should be greatful they were not lynched!

Black is beautiful anytime, anyday. Any lady who contemplates bleaching her skin just to please or keep some boyfriend of hers sure has serious complex issues. And what's worse, the so called boyfriend will eventually end up never marrying you... Smh!

mrhollu:
Click like if you think this thread should me moved to the jokes section.

Hahahahahah... Joke section is the right section for this funny thread.
This original poster is such a jester. Lol.
Fine boy with pink lips wey nor get ordinary common sense. Whish kyn mumu fine boy be that? Lol. I laugh in Chinese...

Ndi ofe mmanu nkea sef! O di egwu oo! Hian!
They are a disgrace to the legal and accounting profession respectively. Two noble professions. Nonsense family of educated illiterates!
Tufia!

Avedon:
I still don't understand the value those so called beauty queens add to people's life. I count more than 20 Beauty queens but still can figure out their importance. Even Nairaland was not left out of the trending madness.

We are still waiting to witness

1. Miss CCT court beauty queen

2. ministerial list beauty queen

3. Police stray bullet beauty queen

5. Fayose market women and road side buying beauty queen

And

6. Boko haram / army pushups beauty queen

Jobless fools.

As in... I just do not get it either!
Every day, miss this and beauty queen that. And if or when you probe it further you realise that some, if not most of these so called beauty queens have very little or nothing upstairs (except some very few exceptions). And I'm wondering, what's the essence?! All they do is waste resources on some bimbos.
May God have Mercy!

DAVIYJONESS:
and when she slaps me again you will apologise on her behalf again?

and when she slaps you again, that would be none of my business because I adviced you already not to get on her no so good side during her period of the month. So it's all up to you to take the free advise or not.

funkyibodude:
I will bear that in mind, sex with her is the [b]last thing[b] on my mind, that's why I don't know her intentions

Atleast sex with her is on your mind even though it's the "last thing". You'd better be extra careful with her o, so you will not come back here to tell stories that touch the heart. Ehen!

funkyibodude:
she's unemployed at the moment, though she runs a Catherine business but most times she's at home.

oh I see.
Well, if I were in your shoes I'd just tell her I'm not comfortable with her always coming around and telling me stuff about her husband and all of that. And at the same time I'd be alot more careful with her and her antics whenever she's around (since she's rather stubborn). You can be sure she'd get tired with time and back off.
But then, *clearsThroat* I'm not in your shoes and I doubt if your shoes will even size me. Lol.
HAPPY SUNDAY!

Hehehehehehehehe... DAVIYJONESS. I just could not help laughing out loud.
I'm sure this new girlfriend of yours is very "alright in the head". But you know, some ladies could get very aggresive during that period of the month. So, I'd advice you avoid any form of argument with her during the period, to avoid future ear ringing slaps. Hahahahah. Ndo oohh??
And please, stop avoiding her calls ehn? Biko nu. She is very sorry. I apologise on her behalf. She will not slap you again, you year? Lol.
HAPPY SUNDAY.
CHEERS!

But wait o, funkyibodude, this woman, she nor get work? You better run for your life before your life runs from you o, ehen!

What's romantic about this now? The man is there suffering and making an ediot of himelf all at once...and that's romantic?!
Princedapace, if this is your own definition of "romantic", then something is definitely wrong somewhere!
HAPPY SUNDAY.

Spydamannn:
The "Am" thing can be an Anti climax,it doesn't even Sound right

heheheheehehehe... You can well say that again.

Spydamannn:
LMAO...Lest I forget why do Nigerian girls even the pretty ones write Am Fine,Am Good,Am Ok instead of I'm Fine,I'm Good,I'm Ok...Nobody should Quote me saying its the kind of Girls I meet...I've Communicated With Yoruna,igbo,Fulani and Tapa Girls

It baffles me as well. It's not just girls, guys write or type that too. And it just irks me each time I see that. Some will even type ''Am ait" , "Am k" and other annoying stuff like that... Gosh! Whatever happened to typing out words correctly!

You know what, WhoBeThisMan, tell your friend to fix the wedding date, send the IVs, prepare for the wedding and all. Then on the wedding day, when the officiating pastor, Reverend or whoever says "do you take ------ to be your lawfully wedded wife to love and to hold yada yada...?" your friend can answer "no I do not!", and then run outta the hall. I'm sure you'd be your friend's best man, so you two will run outta the hall together.
Thank me larer (on behalf of your friend).
CHEERS!

Fkhalifa:
i meant i'm just graduating,signed out and going to serve by february,so i aint over grad and yes my birthday.

Oh I see. You sure had a swell day today, yeah? #smiles.
Happy Birthday Sir. It's not too late yet to wish you a Happy Birthday, is it?
May the lines fall for you in all the pleasant places... You shall live to fulfil destiny and purpose. Amen and Amen!

By the way, *clearsThroat* of what College are you?

Fkhalifa:
you are welcome, Im in between the two you mentioned FRESH graduating, still around for project submission though and today is b.day

Oh you mean you're a FRESH overgraduate. That's interesting to know. How nice!
What ya mean today is "b.day"?? You mean birthday?

Fkhalifa:
ma'am that picture up there was taken at Anenih hall funaab?
btw, you look good and sound confident on your points

#smiles. I'd take that as a compliment Sir. Thank you.
And yeah, that's right, Anenih hall.
You must be a FUNAAB undergraduate . . . Or Overgraduate. Lol. Whish one?? #bigGrin.

Arizonaguy:
i think this is an overstatement...you would turn celibacy if u want to wait for the man with all this ur aforestated sentiments...guess you just need to compromise on something

Now I'm lost. How is any (or all) of the points I mentioned an overstatement
And what's there to compromise on? Enlighten moi sil vous plais...

olatuneji:
Believe me I enjoy ur qualities,this actually made me check your profiLe you look lovely and beautiful.

#smiles. Thanks for checking my profile. Thanks for the compliment.
Goodevening.
CHEERS!

Alani86:
Hmmm!!! There's something about you.

Oh yeah? Tell me more...

Alani86:
Hmmm!!! There's something about you.

Oh yeah? Tell me more...