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Just couldn' stop laughing at all these hilarious experiences... #smiles.

Never been in any such situation though.
#life is Good.
Happy Easter Sunday everyone.

Now, the person in this picture looks like he's about to transform into a werewolf... #lipSealed.

Lol. This OP just wouldn' cease to amaze me... Just because she believes she looks like Nicky Minaj, she thinks ''most guys'' should bow down and worship her...and when they don't, she comes up with a very spurious generalisation ''Most Nigerian guys are naturally stingy''. #I laugh in pidgin. Lol...

justmag:
Well damn...I think i just found my soul mate..Lmaoo. just joking. that is all I am saying though. There is nothing wrong with appreciating a pretty face, with that being said, I do understand why some girls Maybe hesitant to approach a guy because of looks but I can't understand the crime in just GLANCING! !

Glancing? Same way you'd glance at any or every other person? Or is there any particular kinda glancing? Lol.
Okay I think I know what you mean... Yeah. That kinda look that when the guy walks past, you look back again to see if he looked back to see if you'd look back to have a last 'glance' at his cute face. Lmao.
Interesting. Lol.

justmag:
Scarsim kills!

Lol. Oh no! No sarcasm intended here. Just being frank (done that a couple of times and life didn' come to an abrupt end). Come to think of it, you see a cute girl and you appreciate her. It's no big deal, is it? That's just the same way it shouldn' be a big deal when a lady appreciates a cute guy. Lol.
Gestures are meant to be reciprocated, don't you think?

Okay now, noted. The next time I see a 'cute' guy I'd be like ''hi youngman, you look good...'' with a smile... (if I ain in a hurry). No big deal, just appreciate God's perfection in his life. That's all.

Unibenstudent:
where did u snap that picture...bighead?

Youngman, do you always have to showcase your stup!dity?!

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Hold on a fvcking minute. . .

You're not financially stable at 30 and you live with your mom. But you can fvck like a rabbit and get a girl pregnant?


You're an _idiot. [/color]

I thought I was the only one who thought so. This OP is a real d!ckhead! Looking for a consolation where there is none...

First of all, what is a church? A church as it were is where the presence of God is. God's presence is everywhere. Draw near to God and he will draw near to you. It is not until one has gone to some specially constructed structure that you say you have gone to church. The church is supposed to be God's temple, where God dwells...and the bible says we are the temple of the living God. In other words, we are the Church. So in actual fact, we do not go to ''church'' because we are the church. The most important thing is to maintain that awesome presence of God. God is so close to us than we can ever imagine. He's closer even than the air that we breathe. God wants us to communicate with him just as we communicate with our loved ones and even much more and he'd surely communicate back to you. It's a two way thing. He'd even tell you how he wants you to pay your tithes and offerings and so on... The 'church' have been so overhyped, which is rather sad.
May God help us.
SELAH.

These are pick-up lines that should be thrown-away...

naijaboiy:
Is it your own body

If he wants to have sex let him have sex na.

How does that make him sick
Una dey talk like say una own nor dey una body.

Nairalanders and their hypocrisy sha!

These randy guys everywhere! If your body nor be fire wood, why not go patronise a brothel?! :/ Nairalanders and their foolishness!

Nneka123:
Ha God! people are sick

I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Some guys are so totally sick! 'Body no be firewood' my foot! Nonsense post!

wunmi590:
Girls how many days can you allow your boyfrnd to spend with you in you hostel?.

Guys how many days can you use in your grlfrnds hostel?.

For me the maxmum av spent with my babe is 2weks

2 weekss? You nor geh work

Unibenstudent:
lols,please if u do break the neck,you still know the road to ubth or uniben health centre..

You can try another joke as this one is anything but...funny! Huh!

Unibenstudent:
okies,I thought u r a fresher,u speaking like you have been in uniben like forever

I can only shake my head for you!

Unibenstudent:
how's uniben like today?

Uniben is just like the way it should be that it has always been!!

Buhahahaha... This is probably one of your wildest dreams. Lol

Unibenstudent:
so treat me as your son,,*winks*

lol. I think you deserve a Romancelander award for 'best thread derailer of the year'... Don't you think??
Do have a splendid last day of the year. *winks*

Unibenstudent:
u said I am woman-wrapper whereas is not true..I don't have any skills of seducing a lady..

That's good to know. So??

Unibenstudent:
see insults flying @ me

So what has that gotta do with me?

Unibenstudent:
[size=20pt]where u travel go baby
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Hey you, Is this your new pre-occupation now? Indulging in your 'womanwrapperity' so early in the morning? I ain interested one bit!
Gooodmorning!

Unibenstudent:
ok I get u,seems u love ur temperament,am sure are a also frekish about zodiacs.

Nah, I ain a fan of zodiacs. And yeah, I'm glad and I thank God for who I am and I keep working at being a better person...

Unibenstudent:
anyway more grease ur elbows,sanguine baby,is that ur temperament though,sanguine?

I am cheerful, positive, optimistic, confident, boisterous... Sorry, I mean ladisterous. I am Sanguine and of course never Sanguinary.
Thank you.

This OP must be a really clumsy and confused fellow...

Unibenstudent:
wonderful, picture\snap yourself putting ur hands in grease and afterwards typing with the greasay hands ,then I will follow in line.

You asked to know how one could get greased hands... And I just did tell you! Did you see me ask you to follow in line to do something or anything? Or you just enjoy being silly?

Tosyn2much, you're welcome jare.
Happy Sunday.

Unibenstudent:
how can someone grease his fingers,u must explan.

you wanna know how? Alright then, I'd tell you.
First off, the grease could be palmoil, ororo, engine oil, ori... Or anything greasy. Yeah?
Now to grease your fingers, just dip them into the grease and I bet you, you'd have your fingers greased enough not to get blistered while typing.
You digg now?
CHEERS!

Tosyn2much...always cooking up one list or the other. Weldone on your numerous researches. More grease to your fingers....

The moment you start typing like an slowpoke or like a toddler just learning to construct words, that's the very moment you'd be moved straight to my 'ignore' list. I don taya to dey shout! I'd rather go look for a baby to play with...

That was actually a typo error. The Op meant to type '10k' and not '100k'...

Me?! Wash my boyfriend clothes When I don't even wash my dad's cloth and he doesn' force me to. One boyfriend will now tell me to wash his clothes for him?! Why are there washmen abi na washermen out there if he's too lazy to wash his own clothes? My dear, I'd wash my clothes and you'd wash your own or you go get a washerman! C'est finis! Case closed!

If madperson see this one for road, the madperson go shout ''weyrey re oo''.
Has anyone noticed that madness seems to be trending very much these days? Or is it just me?...