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michlins:
This is super story.......

...A life of strife and sorrow... Where the fish strives to live and die of thirst... 😁🥱

Shey na you go stand in front of masquerade with your shoes, why masquerade nor go flog you?! 🤣

When next you see a masquerade, steer clear of it and watch it from afar. Na guilty conscience go make man pikin think say masquerade flog am because he owe person money (or anything else). Masquerade wey nor know you from Adam. 🤣😁

If you nor dey masquerade front, masquerade nor go see you flog. Or take off your shoes if you must stand close to a masquerade.

Wisdom is profitable to direct, even with a masquerade!

Nonsense and yeyebrities! 🙄🥱

You are as good as poor if the only thing you have is "money". 🤷

Kobojunkie:
LOL... God is not the author of confusion but yet here you accuse him of confusion which you then claim he is responsible for training and developing you to the point of maturity of? Why are you religious folks so fond of making a joke out of God for Pete's sake?

Sorry for your loss.
It is well with you. ❣️

It is always that way.
God will have to train and develop you to the point of maturity.

Your writing style is great.
Quite captivating. I loveet!

jayrcohen96:
Hello People of God. I had a dream that was scary and I can't figure it out. Though I have prayed to JESUS and tried to figure it out through scripture and the WORD the meaning is still elusive. BACKGROUND: In the past I have done WITCHCRAFT & WIZARDRY and contacted the Cult People who drink blood and even the Marine Spirits. I have payed the price for my SIN and bathed in the BLOOD OF JESUS to redeem myself. I now seek the meaning to my dream I had which has perplexed me. I woke up at (12-4AM) and read scripture and prayed but I still cannot figure out this scary dream. Am I a witch or wizard? I do not know. Though I follow the ways of YHVH Elohim and RUACH ELOHIM I still cannot figure out this scary dream. Here is the dream I had:
Walking nto Dante's house. I see Dante coming out of a store and I walk with him. He says something about people just hanging out at his house but not contributing and he points out a guy hanging out by his car and says "Like him.". Dante disappears and I am at his door. I realize I am not wearing a shirt but I am unphased by it. I go inside the house and head back towards the kitchen. There are some people here including a woman not wearing a shirt. They go into another room. I open the refridgerator and look for ma drink. There is a pepsi but it has already been opened so I leave it in there. A woman comes and talks to me about something spiritual. She is standing by the back wall. I "examine" her aura and I can see an aura that is clear but has waves of energy swirling around. I make the triangle with my two hand (Like I did to draw down the moon the other night). I look through tyhe triangle at her and can see her aura more clearly. Dante comes and he has a case of pepsi and he goes to the fridge. He leaves. I go to the fridge looking for a pepsi but all I can find is a sprite. I take it, open it and strart drinking. There are two women by the back table, one is standing and the other is naked and lying on the table. I realize I am dreaming at this point. I go up to the naked woman and I say, "Do you realize you are in a dream right now?". She answers but I cannot hear her answer very clearly. I say to her "Can you repeat that?" and she responds by saying something like "I can't repeat everyuthing I say". I go to the other end of the table where her legs are and I am intending to have sex with her.

I need deliverance and plan to get it soon. I don't want these lustful thoughts and SIN to impact my life in a negative way. I will keep praying to JESUS and bathing in the BLOOD OF JESUS but I fear the demons have a hold on me. The other day I lay in my bed and heard voices that told me I am SATAN and they stab my foot and it hurt alot. Then They stab me in the EYE and I felt pain there. I see Marine spirits and ANGELS all the time but I cannot get through to them. Am I a WIzard or Witch? I am scared. Why did I wake up in dream ooo. Oh. AM not sure if I am blessed by JESUS or if SATAN has his hold on me. Please HELP!

You don't pray to Jesus. You pray to the Father; GOD, in the Name of Jesus.

You can start your own deliverance by praying the right way.

What's all this fuss against single mothers though?
Maybe we should specify the reason for the singleness, because some single mothers are widowed. So is it their fault?
And some were abandoned by their husbands for one reason or another. So you shame these category of single mothers and excuse the estranged men? Why?

I know single mothers that have raised (and are raising) great kids, singlehandedly.
So can we just stop all these prejudice against single mothers. If you don't want to marry or have a relationship with a single mother because of whatever sentiment you hold, that's fine . But you don't need or have to shame them. They're human beings too and deserve all the love and encouragement possible! Wetin sef?! 😏🙄

Sniper101:
Na your kind I go like marry next year


I so hate it when a girl or lady spends 50% (or more) of her free time watching reels on Facebook, videos on TikTok, posts on Instagram and scanning every SM platform searching for what to lift & drop on her WhatsApp status.

Females like that irks me when they're around me, and funny enough such females are virtually the only kinds that abound all around us these days

Thank you for the compliment. 😁
The Lord will fulfill the desires of your heart and give you your own wife. 💝

Interactive34:
Deactivated WhatsApp Status since January this year and never turn back. Enjoying that low-key status

As in, that sanity and peace... ees very sweet. ☺️

Deactivated my Whatsapp status so I don't even have access to post or see any status at all. I'm not interested in knowing whatever is happening in anybody's life.

Changed my Facebook to basic mode. I don't see any pictures of anybody and anything, just captions. Hehehe.

Uninstalled Instagram.

Enter YouTube Once in a while to see skits from TheWinlos, latest movies from MZFP, etc.

Social media is what it is; fake life and ingredients on display here and there. I am very frugal, minimalist and rather anti-social. My life is JustSimpleLikeThat.com 😜

MODIFIED.
To deactivate Whatsapp Status;
Go to 'permissions' in your phone Whatsapp settings (app info).
Disallow or deny 'contacts'.
You will no longer see status updates from any contact.

The side effect here is you will no longer be able to view your Whatsapp contacts except the ones in your chats. But that's fine for me. I basically only chat (when necessary) on Whatsapp.

I have a whole life outside Social media. So I minimalise my social media engagements as much as possible. Plus it saves me a lot of data for more important things. So it's a win-win situation. Hehehe.

Know what works for you and stick with it. ✌️

If this is your "sapa" version of vegetable soup then I wonder how your non-sapa version will be...

SporaD8:
I'm not a female, yet I can feel every detail of that assault/violation!!!
To add to the bolded, She decided to preserve the product of that horrendous incident!!!😧
As what exactly - A perpetual reminder? A badge of honor to be display like a damn trophy? Just sheer ignorance or something else?!
This one is beyond my mental aquity. Goshhh!!!

Ah my brother, if you ask me na who I go ask?
Mesef I cannot understand it. 🤦
Each person to his own o. Wahala nor dey finish.

SporaD8:
Someone should enlighten me ooo.
Please I don't seem to understand why, after going through such terrible ordeal, most ladies don't deem it necessary to go for medical check-up or use prevention pills!!!

Exactly my thoughts too.
She was raped by four men! Gosh!🤦🤦
The next most reasonable thing is to go straight for medical checks and take prevention morning after pills.
Omoh, I cannot even begin to imagine the trauma! It never really fades away.

Carcholce:
Lol. This is why I love humans. We have explanations for almost everything.

The OP called it Ogbanje
Kobojunkie called it mental health related issue
TheBillyonaire Called it mind control programming.

But in reality you all are saying the same thing but with different terms and meanings. Just like science and religion have different terms and meanings to life.


I’m actually dealing with one at the moment. She’s behaving like an ogbanje, other times I think She needs mental health therapy, at other times I think an entity is controlling her because her words and actions come off at the wrong time.

Hmmm. It is how we downplay and trivialize everything, explaining it away with medical or scientific jargons forgetting that this life is way more spiritual than we know it.

Inukwa! All this long story just for how to boil eggs.

Just put your eggs (after properly washing them of course) into your pot of rice, beans or whatever else takes some time to get done and leave to boil along till the rice or beans or whatever else is done.

Who cooks just eggs alone in this Ebola economy?

Anitatunde:
Part 5 and Final.




1 week to my release date, I received various death threats from all corners. The prison warden which I slept with also started acting crazy.

The guy think say prison na my house because he was sad and convinced me to stay back, abi you Dey mad ni Omo prison warden.

How do you expect me to give up my freedom and chose to stay in prison. Since the threats was coming left and right, I had to personally request to be moved to a different prison. But it was bounced.

The night to my release was the longest night. I couldn’t sleep all night because I don’t know what’s next for me. I stayed up all night.

Finally it was day break, 6am sharp, I was called up after doing all paper works and stuff. I booked a flight straight to MMIA Lagos from my savings in prison + other money at hand.

I was to be deported immediately. Police men took me to the airport like a celebrity, stayed with me till my flight was due.

They watched me enter the ✈️. I smiled and told one of the guys “I will be back”.

The story is longer than this but I had to summarize everything. I learnt a lot of lessons in my time in Tanzania, nobody loves Nigerians. They might like our music and movies but the hatred for Nigerians is very real.

Stay safe, stay blessed and be wise. Thanks for reading. Feel free to tag nairaland mods.

Wow! Interesting read. Thank God for freedom and all the lessons learnt. You don't know the value of freedom until you lose it.

You're back on your feet now I believe.
Sending you love. 🤍🤍
It is well with you.

😃

I wonder what a lady having unprotected sex is thinking actually. And then you get pregnant (as expected), you carry the baby to term only for you to dump the child at birth. Hey God! 🤦

How God doesn't just strike certain people immediately for their deliberate acts of wickedness still baffles me. Merciful God indeed. Hmmm.

The moment a lady, especially an unmarried lady, realizes and comes to terms with the fact that she bears 99.9% of the consequences of unprotected sex, the wiser she is. Why put yourself through a life of agony and pains just because of few minutes of rubbish sex (with an irresponsible fellow).

Nonsense and renewed shege! 🙄😏

DonroxyII:
You are so Beautiful!

I know right. 😊
Thank you. 🙂