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Hahahhahahahhahahaah OMG ROTF

This must be 'omi obe'. Ndi ofe nmanu! YamaYama Stew!

Amakavula:
What do you do when your soap gets to this point ?

when my soap gets to this point I usually change them; replace the used up soap with a fresh deluxe and just flush the old own down the toilet.

Someone mentioned this was wasteful and I disagree. so I want to know if anyone else do the same thing I do ?

No you don't flush it. Youu either melt it (by leaving it in a bowl of little water for some time) and use it as liquid soap, or you just paste it on the fresh one and continue using it.

Don't be a waster. It's not cool!

One thing I actually appreciate about this Boborisky fellow is that $/he dresses well, even way better than some people.
Maybe because $/he does not really have any cleavage to bare...

No matter how bad or terrible someone is or is portrayed, I love to SEE the good in him/her. That's how to live a peaceful life.

joepepsy:
Most naija women got nothing apart from sexual organs,they are dull.

That's quite a very hasty generalisation you made there you know!

Well, I guess you attract what you are...

Young man, first of all, Change your moniker. You are what you SAY. There is power in your words! If you did not know, now you know. Start thinking HEALTH and SPEAK it to your situation. Nobody will do that for you.

Are you a Christian? Search the Bible for scriptures on Health and Healing. The words you SPEAK are powerful. God's Word is Powerfuler!
You've killed yourself already with this moniker of yours! Stop seeking sympathy or whatever where there's none and Start DECLARING what you wanna see over your life!
God has a PERFECT future for you, but your WORDS are the building blocks. So start speaking LIFE to your every ramification of your life.

God BLESS you!

Miss Classy Abuja babe, Next time you wanna travel like that, make sure you have your transport fare back. It is not compulsory the guy gives you transport fare.
Did you not come with your ATM card?! Find the nearest bank around, withdraw your tfare and find your way back to where you came from!
I see you're classy indeed!
Be looking for what is not lost upandan!

Oh waoh! I love her outfit! So beautiful!

Lol. I just could not help laughing at all the comments.
Anyhow, dear OP I'd advice you to advice your friend to forward this in a DM to Nathaniel Bassey on Instagram. Them go use your issue do prayer point. And I bet you'd be amazed at the miracle that would follow. Who Nairaland EPP?

Hello. Been a while I had a dream. But today I had this rather awkward dream and I woke up wondering what it means.

Was on some errand.
Had to pass through something like a bushpath. I saw some some ripe mangoes on the path which I picked and actually ate.
Then I got to this wooden bridge. The bridge was rather shaky like it would soon give way. I looked below the bridge and saw very dirty muddy water. I was afraid the bridge would give way under my weight. All the same I manouvered my way through and I got to the other end...

Then I woke up.

#Smiles.
How time flies! And how life happens!
planetuzor!! Are you kidding me?? Temicare! All these peoples...*BigGrin.
Who even mentioned 'sanguine' here sef? lol. I'm glad for the mention. Thank you plenty much.
Great people. Beautiful people. Blessed People. All of you. CHHEEERRSS!

OP, fake a call in her presence from maybe your mum or someone close to you asking you to come very urgently because someone is sick or something like that. You know that kyn thing. Then tell the yeye girl that you'd be travelling and you donno when you would come back. At least that way, the girl go borrow herself small sense.
And you would have learnt a lesson or two...

discman2k2:
Me my major problem is whatsapp. Anybody dat has ur number can just send u chat, & d major prob is copy ur pix. D tin dey pain me. Dia shud b security if personal pix /dp

You could restrict your whatsapp profile such that not "everybody" can view it. Just go to your profile settings...

iykedare:
You can't read and comprehend. Simple!

Endeavor to be great and don't open your legs for great men. Success isnt like STD,it is not sexually transmitted.

Look at this silly thing! What has "opening your legs for great men" go to do with that? That's just a normal advice any sensible and responsible man would and should give his daughter. So I do not see anything epic about it.
Go tell your sister(s) and your female relations to stop opening their dirty legs for men. They really need that advice.
PEACE!

I wonder what's "epic" about that response though...

The celebrant probably asked for that concept. I think this is just pure creativity...

People don forget say AIDS nor dey show for face.

Mother in-laws and their different colours of wahala!
How come we never hear of father in-laws?? Na wa oo!
Anyway, as far as I am concerned, that husband of yours is still a child with no mind of his own. How will any sensible man allow his mother sleep on his matrimonial bed? Like seriously, who does that?!
I think some parents should just let their married children be jare, especially mothers! Wetin sef!

dachaste:
D fact dat d lady noticed his lips only means she had a crush on him

oh really?? One of the first things you notice about someone (whether crush or nnot) is his or her lips. And what's the big deal? Most guys don't have lip balm anyway...
Some ladies can just get jealous for nothing sake!

SylarsMcQuins:
Every1 except muo

If you read well what I typed, you'd have seen where I typed ''almost everyone''...

[quote author=


SylarsMcQuins post=40727278]Lol. Wen did u join d end tym goons?[/quote]lol. I never joined the "endtime goons". It's just that almost everyone and everything now reeks of "endtime".

These ones na marine couple.

Heheheheheheh... I'm tempted to say your boyfriend has an ENDTIME sister with a disappearing act.

Next time don't forget to remember to include pictures, they're very important...for evidence. Silly!

Rexaxe:
It all happened when she left her phone at his house obliviously. He took the phone and went under whatsapp and in a chat he saw his GF sending porn pics to a guy telling him she's wet and Hot.

The question is, what should he do? Dump her!?

But what is the essence of sexchat? Tell your friend to tell his supposed girlfriend that she needs Jesus now more thaan ever...

Takim107:
yeah, life is simple let's not complicate it right?

That's right. Why gripe over such a simple issue?

Takim107:
My boyfriend doesn't call often..let's say he calls me thrice a week, send text late in the evenings and chat up the whole day...sometimes from 8pm to 1am or thereabout...it's frustrating...morning calls r very important but he always skip that. ..but I remember a day I got angry with him he called me the next more very early...We have been together for two months now, and he gave me a reason I'll call silly. .His past relationship he was the calling type till his ex made it known to him that his calls were bothering her so after they broke up he decided to watch it...is he still living in his past or I am with the wrong person?...but I know for sure he luvs me, but if calling is been rated as a basis for measuring luv he will score 3% out of 10% sm1 help! !!!

If your boyfriend does not call you as much as you want, then why not take the bull by the horn and call him as much as you want him to call you. There's not crime in that. Do as unto others (your boyfriend in this case) as you would want them to do unto you. Simple!

As long as you're still under your mother's roof and you keep behaving like a child, you'd keep been treated just like a child whether you're as tall as an iroko tree or you're an overgraduate!
By the way Mr OP, did you expect Nairalanders to congratulate and clap for you for being rude to your mother?
Hahahahahah... Smh!

In situations like this, self defence is very very key. Next time he trys any nonsense, his groin would be a target point...and then, he'd regret his damn life forever!

End time wife. Hehehehehehehaaaaaaa...

delectablegyal:
she is having fun.

Oh! Interesting! Continue then. Life is good afterall.

Is delectablegyal now transgender #JustWondering.