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mydex93:
U see urself...durhhhh..nwaiz am not ibo i'm olamide from ondo state..not stubborn but frustrating/naughty...I knw u said i'm ibo cos of my looks...

No wonder we both didn't wanna succumb to each others pressure. Am as well from that region..Ama confirm Ujesha dude..My parents r in Lag though, buh am in Abk due to skooling....a pleasure anyway...if u don't mind...this ma contact BBM 21FCF75E, Whatsapp 08038606260 phone 07051114521...Gracias

mydex93:
I was merely just baring my mind out out too..m*lol*.. so bros we're cool now shey..no fight again ehn..cos I hate it

NO FIGHT...sincerely am kinda the emotional type when peepzz get me wrong...No harms meant anyway...and u kinda stubborn as well..newaiz, am dammy, I guess u r Ibo! I served in the east and I know ow adamant Nwa iBos could be especially the Akwa Nwas..loL...uve not even told me u Ibo...

Linda is quite a proud woman who has stepped on the toes of most people in the society.

Bloggers are known to be poke-nosers but it seems Linda has taken hers to the extreem. Is it from the Olamide's incident when she blogged that he got a kid from his long time girlfriend or the issues she got with other artistes like 9ice and Wizkid.


She is so proud she hates on other celebrities that don't give her credit. The nice gestures she oddly displays is simply a cover-up on her through personality as an arrogant-snub.


The guy Aydee that's been on her neck is an issue that should have not gotten out if Linda had been diplomatic about the whole issue. There are enemies in all quarters and there is a saying that you bring your friends close and your enemies closers.

Aydee had been reaching to Linda all this while, even if he was out to revenge on his alleged properties she infringed on. But due to Linda egocentric and haughty attitude, she snubed the guy when she should have settled amicably even without and financial set_back.


She believed she would get pity from the internet masters like Google with her blogger status. Google doesn't wanna care who you are. They follow protocol.

When she should be sorting things out, she was out there blogging about the whole thing for the whole world to see hoping that google will note that and assume it was a wrong accusation.

Anyway, the fall of a man is not the end of his life. We know you will bounce back and we pray for this. But Linda, work on your attitude. We came to this world with nothing and we are going with nothing. Na Heaven Sure Pass.

Chimerase:
If she is IMBE is de cat IMBE too?

what u saying..what is cat?

iceberylin:
ĤĔ'Ś ĎŐĨŃĞ ŴĤÁŤ ŶŐu ČÁŃŤ

LoL

mydex93:
Plzzzzzz take a chill pill biko and calm down ehn..u actually liked d photos if nt u wudnt even av mentioned it. Secondly back to one of ur baseless points..even if u are a pagan,u still shudnt av resorted to cursing cos it's an exact trait of a shallow minded thinker...u so sound like a troubled person..i can help u tho..jst pm me

ave only said my mind p***ss. Don't cross ur boundary. Who would like such foto. I checked to have a copy, which I already have. So I would tell u not to cross ur boundary. Go help yourself by the time u begin to see the signs

Wait o, my people I don't know why am being bothered by this issue. Something happened this afternnoon in my crib and I don't think have been able to take it off my mind since then


I live in a duplex of 8mini flats or what we call self contained, these apartments are built like the normal face-me-i-slap-u apartment, but we all have our different kitchens bathroom and toilet. But we share same corridor. 4people downstairs and 4people upstair. I live alone, my opposite neighbour is A bachelor as well though he has a younger brother who happens to be an imbec*ile, though he speaks well and understands the environment, but he's not sha complete in sense.

My adjacent neighbours are a family, with 2kids. The husband works monday to sunday. I wonder what he does.

4weeks ago, on a sunday, I came back from church and decided to chill outside. The kids of this wife of my neighbour all of a sudden came to join me and I was having a pep chat with them. It was close to an hour. I decided to go buy them candies afterwards and we stayed at the candy shop for another hour.

I later needed to take something inside, so I asked the kids to wait for me at the candy shop. The moment I stepped on the corridor, I saw this imbe** coming out of this womans room. I took it as nothing. Spent like 15minutes in my room. While I was coming out and stepping into the passage, i met this woman coming out of her room in just wrappers and no other clothes on. Then I began to wonder what was happening

As a badt sharp guy, I scoped the guy and he said nothing was happening. He just went to play in her room. I believed him


Today gangan, the moment I came back from work this afternoon, I saw this woman at the corridor in just her wrapper. She went outside to do only God knows. We just greeted and I entered my room.

I took a short nap and went to sit outside. The whole apartment was quiet as I perceived myself and the woman were the only ones at home.

Moments later she was dressed and went out. I just remained at the balcony. All of a sudden, this guy just came out of his room quietly. I was dumfounded, because he was in the same attire as was the first time I suspected them. He was just in trousers, without a shirt.

I tried to watch his disposition to see if he would sell out. He kind of did as he just saw me and was hailing like I was the NURTW chairman...LoL

Now, could these 2be having an affair, as this woman is still young. She is in her late 20s and quite of a good shape. Its like I got lost in a trance as I can't seem not to be thinking about this since afternoon. I needed to tell someone, that why am writing this on Nairaland

I want you guys to tell me what you feel could be happening. And what you think I should do if I eventually finds out cuz my uncle actually owns the house and will it be a shame if something of such is eventually discovered by the public to be happening in the Villa


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mydex93:
after alllll ur ranting...my humble conclusion is simply that ure a very shallow thinker cos for no just reason did u eva av to resort to Cursing..Guy ur simply frustrated ni jere

and u happy to be responsible for that? Most Mad people u see around dint have it started in their family...they brut it in...Not everyone on Nairaland is a christain..I have ur photos. Keep Quite. Don't incur my wrath

mydex93:
Stop deviating from the main subject of discussion... *signs dt u aint pure

. Its only a fool that point accusing fingers at unconfirmed allegation. I owe u no explanation sissy, and I don't think u r strong enuff to stand in my way. You r just a normal adversary that one will always face in ones daily activities. People like u cannot be sidelined, they are always there, they are all out to bring down good things like you are doing. Am all here seeking for my daily bread and all you just wanna do is to bring it down

Whoever is Wrong here is CURSED!!!

mydex93:
u shudnt care if i'm an artiste or nt b4 sending d chats(@least for verification and to ascertain that ur nt truly a scammer)..'cause I cud av pple who are upcoming artiste even if I am not one

I WILL SIMPLY FOLLOW WHAT YOU HAVE ON YOUR SIGNATURE!!!

There has been news going round about some conspiracy against Linda. Now the blog has finally been taken down by google.

Check here www.lindaikeji..com

mydex93:
Names of some of the artists please...if you truly are what you say you are

Don't have any A-list artiste yet. But that doesn't mean am scam. If u care to know I can send u a chat between me and my last client..But why shud I even waste my time..u aint an artiste!!! LoL

Lol

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mydex93:
419 pipu

am not 419 my dear. Am legit. Been writing for artistes for some time now

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Today, we’re going to mess around with Nigerian
hip hop. You know, I used to be one of those so
called ‘hip hop heads.’ If it wasn’t Methodman,
Redman, Scarface, Rakim, Pac , Biggie,Big Pun,
S laughterhouse or some underground rapper that
98% of the population didn’t know, I wasn’t
bumping it. We were the hard kids in baggies
dissing the skinny jeans kids.


Then with the
emergence of rappers like Modenine, M.I and the
Terry tha Rapman, I decided to give Nigerian hip
hop a chance. I remember hearing Modenine’s
‘Pentium IX’, my mind was blown. I remember
staying up all night to hear M.I’s ‘Talk About It’
over and over again.


More so, as I grew older, I realized that music is
essentially about the melody. So any musician
that could make me nod my head and move my
feet is cool with me. All those hard rappers
talking about how they kill people and smoke all
day have no claim on me no more. Don’t get me
wrong, I still appreciate talent. I still invest my
data more on conscious and underground music
than the mainstream ones. I’m just not as stiff as I
used to be. No more forcing myself to hate an
artiste just ‘cause he has lots of fans. poo, I’m into


Wizkid now and I think Solid Star is probably
Nigeria’s most underrated artiste.
I enjoyed my relationship with Nigerian hip hop
for a while. Then the money started coming and
they started running out of Ideas. Witty
punchlines were replaced by watery ones. When
you try and raise this, the rappers will call you a
hater who’s just hating on their success, like Mr
Incredible said in his latest single, ‘Chairman,’
“have you eaten today? Then why are you hating?”


This piece is just to let them know that
we the fans are disappointed in them for putting
in far less time thinking of intelligent punchlines
than they do drafting lists of rich men to praise in
their next single (refer to M.I’s ‘Chairman’ and
Iceprince’s ‘Northerner’). Ladies and gentlemen,
Nigerian hip hop is the
new Fuji.


If your favourite rapper is herE, please don’t be
mad at me. I’m not saying they’re wack, i’m just
saying that particular line is. And if you feel these
aren’t wack, please forgive me, I have high
standards. If you feel you have heard wacker
punchlines, feel free to use the comment section.



10. “Life is not fair, I’m thinking of how to bleach”
– ICEPRINCE, NIGERIAN BET CYPHER, VARIOUS
ARTISTES
The amazing thing is that people actually think this
is clever. Like what the Bleep does this even
mean? How does your bleaching help life get fair?
This looks like something I would have written at
age ten when my now rested dream of being a
rapper was just conceived, definitely not what
you want to put on BET cypher where ‘killers’ like
Modenine and X.O Senavoe will be on. Yeah,
everybody loves Iceprince but it’s not because of
his clever lyrics, it’s because he comes out with
monster hit songs……… once in three years.



9.“You leave me messed up, now I’m feeling like
a fart” – VECTOR, ‘TICKLE ME’ ft Chuddy K We all
love Vector. Nigga has mad tracks under
his belt. Raise your hands if you still bump ‘Get
Down’. The Bar-Rack mixtape had its highs and
lows. It boasts of ‘Stay Scheming’ ‘Intro’ and
‘Tuwo’. But most of the tracks were just fillers. I
think he’s trying too hard with the metaphors. I
blame the people around him who tell him “men,
that poo is drugs!”
Like really?! Messed up and feeling like a fart?
Apart from the fact that it’s generic, it’s plain silly.
We love you Vector, but not all tracks should be
released.


8.“I really wish we last long, Anaconda.”
ICEPRINCE, ‘MORE’
Here is our beloved Iceprince again. I find it
difficult commenting on this one because the
stupidity speaks for itself. Dude, you don’t have
to come up with corny Bottom punchlines like this
just because you want to rhyme. Truth is, this
whole list could have been made of bad lines
from this song alone, but I’ll just use this one as a
point of contact. Brother Iceprince should have
just written a love letter to the babe jeje instead of
infesting our airwaves with this song.


7. “ I’m so
fly, my plane never lands. Like Michael
Jackson’s park, Neverland” – PHENOM, ‘OMO
NAIJA’
I actually love the ‘Omo Naija’ track, mostly
because of its infectious hook. Maybe I’m just
hating on this line because I expected more from
Phenom.
First of all, ‘i’m so fly, my plane never lands’ was
wack, then dude had to go on and explain
‘Never land’ to us. Who the Bleep did you make
the track for, five year olds? If this was a
freestyle , I wouldn’t mind but I’m sure this was
written, and so he must have been pretty
impressed with the line for him to release it.
Let me kick a rhyme for Phenom.
Dear Phenom, this is sad,
Like Michael Jackson’s death, sad.



6. “Na jollof music, no be rice and stew” – LYNXXX,
‘EZIOKWU’ Ft Various Artistes.
I poo you not, brethren, Lynxxx actually said
that.
I think he should join Nollywood. His nice
physique will be a welcome replacement for the
pot bellied, mid-fourties lead actors we have.
Because, truth is he’s bleeping up the music
industry and his looks is the only thing giving
him any sort of buzz. The nigga has never
impressed, either intentionally or otherwise.
Some might say he was just having fun but I say
this is lazy writing. If you want to get away with
lines likes like this, make highlife music.
With lines like this, little wonder there’s nobody
looking out for any new Lynxxx music.



5. “IF YOU’RE SLEEPING ON ME, IT MUST BE
UNDER-
COVER/ GET IT?”- X.O SENAVOE-TAXI MUSIC
The only thing worse than this punchline is the fact
that X.O actually had the nerve to repeat the
line then asked “get it”?! What in the actual
Bleep?
This line is TOO BASIC to even repeat or even ask
us if we get it!
Music lovers are not retards,STOP asking us if we
get silly and corny lines!
He just had to mess up an otherwise good track
with a line like this…..please,no more punchlines
that sound like you’re rapping for an autistic
audience.



4. “LIKE A CALENDAR, I’VE GOT DATES”- PHYNO
FT OLAMIDE. – GHOST MODE
Wait…wait…wait, can you feel your brain cells
dying already?? Fam, this here is just a shame,
let’s work with this punchline and provide phyno
with more punchlines…
“Like a toolbox, I’ve got tools” (._.) Oga Sarz,oya
gimme one mad beat, I’ve arrived!
Bonus dead punchline by phyno- “my beat is the
killer-serial” WTF ??


3) “I’M MILK IN THE GAME,
NO TEA HOMIE”- ICE
PRINCE, JUJU
And its a hattrick for the rapper everyone loves!
I’m starting to suspect Iceprince is dating a
kindergaten chick….nothing else can explain
these kind of sappy lines. Please call the
pallbearers…there’s a deadline
here waiting to be buried. Iceprince is really great
at outdoing himself…
If you still have a brain at this point, I
congratulate you,proceed to the last two lines
with utmost caution…


2) “THESE NIGGERS SPASTIC
RHYME, MIKE TYSON”-
REMINISCE, OMO NAIJA REMIX
I’ve played this line like 50million times and it still
makes absolutely no sense.
So,I’ve been forced to conclude that in the
struggle to rhyme, Reminisce just coined one of the
stupidest punchlines ever.
To be fair to be him,he seemed to be totally out of
depth throughout the song…still, its unfair to pry
our ears with totally senseless poo cos you
wanna prove you can spit punchlines in English.


1) “WHEN YOU HEAR TO-TO, TONTO DIKE”-
ERIGGA FT OLAMIDE, PAPER BOI
I swear to God I didn’t make this up…a Nigerian
rapper actually said this!! Wait let’s play this
again….
“When you hear to-to, toto dike”
Fam,are you still waiting for a punchline deader
than this?
His name’s Erigga, Mr. “The gbana wey I dey
smoke big pass ur fan base” (._.)
Y’all better get out of here while you still have
brain cells….
And if you’ve got punchlines deader than these,
feel free to drop a comment….

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OkikiOluwa1:
Its too big to swallow.

choke on it

reaky:
Am surprised you just found out

No info Is lost, the fact that I knew about it for so long or that u knew doesn't mean everyone knows...Swallow ur Pride

OkikiOluwa1:
The Op is a JJC.
Last Bullet
Its been long

No info Is lost, the fact that I knew about it for so long or that u knew doesn't mean everyone knows...Swallow ur Pride

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1st Storey Building in Nigeria

anonimi:
I believe that the house in the OP is Bishop Ajayi Crowther's house in Badagry, reputed to be the 1st storey building in Nigeria.

I don't argue with Nigerians...this is the 1st Storey building in Nigeria. Peace

This is the picture of the house where the treaty of the amalgamation of the Southern and Northern protectotate of Nigeria was signed