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It was a monday morning, there was heavy rain the night before, so the morning was so cool and cold. It has been a part of me anyway to wake up late being a jobless naija boy. After apllying for jobs for years and nothing, I decided to just chill and hoping on Gods miracle. My parents are quite OK, so am not so much bothered , at least I get my daily stipends , though not so much.

I have decided to do away with all my girlfriends, No they all did away with me. Since am not really performing my manly responsibilities, they seem to perceive me as a slowpoke as I find excuses for all their demands. The other day Simi asked me to buy her perfume. I just told her my prophet asked me not to touch perfumes for 6months, knowing she would ask me to bring the monetary value of the stuff, I immediately told her the prophet asked not to give anyone money to get the perfume. She just hissed. Since then she never picked my call.


I remember going to Tayos house and she asked me to help her buy Pringles, I simply bought Coaster biscuit and giving the excuse that Pringles don finish. Although am not so smart, I know fully well. I remember one day when I was trying to plug an iron into the socket, I took a metal fork and used to pin down the 3rd hole in the socket. I got the shock of my life. But I was so happy it happened and I always tell everyone that cares to listen and will always tell them to try it too..Its fun getting electrical shock.


Of all these girls, one will not just leave me, I woudnt know why. She seems to like me so much. Maybe its because I do help in washing her clothes and pants, Am so sure its because of that. She always tells me I wash better than her and am so delighted to be showered with such accolades, so anytime I get to her place, its always a pleasure to wash her clothes.

I think Dayo is dating one guy, I can't really say sha, but she has more than 30 of the guys fotos on her phone. They can't be dating, she is my girlfriend. There was a day I saw him at her place. They were both on bed. But I guess they were discussing something about their school work, am so sure of that.

The guy simply said Hi and I waved, I took my sit and asked Dayo if she would like to have her clothes pressed. She said yes and I set to work. She later asked me to help her get noodles, which I went downstairs to get. Getting back the guy was just in his singlets and boxer shorts, I guess the heat was so much, I asked if I cud help Dayo draw down the curtain so air will flow in.

They guy then went to the bathroom to take his bath. After 5minutes, he asked Dayo to help. Bring soap, she took it to him and didn't come back, maybe the guy needed help to scrub his back, its always a pain washing your back while you bath. They both came in later.

The guy dressed up and left. I was so happy it would be me and Dayo only, so I could ask her if the guy could be my friend too so at least I will have a mutual friend with her.

Dayo asked me if I sense anything going on beyween them two. I just know you guys must be good friends and you being a Kind girl, you helped him to do his back in the bathroom. Girls like you are hard to find. She just smiled and patted my head. This made me giggle and I guess my day was made.


Continues Tomorrow.

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We've been together for 6months and I don't wanna go with the relationship cuz I can't introduce someone of that age to my family..its a shame to me

But the problem is she claims age is just a number that she is cool with me.

Could it be because of my money? Which she doesn't even know comes mostly from my Parents Estates in Calabar

Or she just got true love for me.

I have always dated girls that are quite younger than I am. My 1st girlfriend was 5 years younger, the next one was 7years, the previous one was 7 years as well and the current ones is 11 years younger.

are these age gaps much or just OK


What age difference do u think is best for couples?

01karma:
Its all started like a joke last week sunday when i and my friends (4 of us) were gisting and enjoying the evening at the front of my daddy's house.

We talk about every thing, which include sport, fashion, celebrities,politics and everything you could think of. It was when we were dicussing about women, who have the finest babe and who is the best wooer . The truth is that i alway want to be the best among my friend. As we were argueing, there came the Imbe'cile.

When we saw her coming, my friend said that if i could woo her, he would drop 2k. I told him 2k i too small ( i was actually avoiding the task ) but luck was not on my side when my other friends decided to drop 2k each making it 8k..

Ladies and gentlemen, i took it upon my self to go and woo an imbe'cile.. Well i woo her very well avoiding the spit, i told her she was my missing rib ( i wish i never said that ) , i told her, its me and her forever( which make her shine her 17 teth) just because of 8k, i told her everything that would make me win the 8k and i even gave her my number..

After the wooing, i claim my cash and bid my friends goodbye. In the evening, i came back home and saw 32miss call! That was when i know that jonathan would win his 2nd tenure.. I called back and told her i was actually joking with her but she said she did not want to hear that i wasn't interested. I beg and beg but to no avail, since then she had been on my tails, she now follow me any where i go. I gave her the 8k and beg her to leave me alone, i am now a laughing stock in my hood. .

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Who remembers D’banj?
Ok. Dumb question.
I remember D’banj. I know you do too.
I’m not talking about this koko garri
drinking,
agricultural farming, Cocoa na Chocolate
singing, Dre
beats wearing ‘Eja Nla’ who now goes by
the alias
‘Kiniwun Funfun’. I’m referring to the Why
Me
singing, Tongolo crooning, harmonica
blowing, Mo
Gbono Feli grinding, kokolet mamalet and
babylet
chanting kokomaster.
D’banj is fun… or at least he used to be.
Remember at
the Thisday Music Festival sometime in
2006/07
when the Destiny’s Child graced the
event? Kelly
Rowland was feeling the n***a so much
that she got
up and grinding to “Do you like the koko”
with our
Ski’banj (like his Jamaican friends would
call him).
Now, that was some firebrand entertainer
stuff.
D’banj was and I’ll like to still believe that
he is
loved by many. Only that for some of us,
our choices
and reasons for sticking with him may
have waned
and withered.
When D’banj came on-board the afro pop
scene, it
was obvious how much he changed every
darn thang.
Was it new slangs that have formed a
majority of our
everyday local vocabulary? Or those suave
dance
steps – the kind you grind low with your
right-arm
elbow in-between your legs? Or perhaps
the songs!
Lord, the hits became too numerous to
mention and
with every new one churned out, we had
yet another
club/street anthem. D’banj was not only
serving it
hot, he was slinging it and killing it at the
same time.
While I choose to not overlook Don Jazzy’s
ingenious
talent in most (if not all) of his then music
productions, D’banj was more like what (or
who) you’d
refer to as the live wire of the band – I’m
talking
about the Mo’Hits crew.
What about the petite Nollywood actress,
Genevieve
Nnaji? No controversy trailed her more
like her
rumoured affiliation with the kokomaster.
That’s still
a question interviewers make reference to
whenever they get to sit with her. And it’s
all thanks
to this same D’banj. But what’s happened
with that
D’banj? Sadly, that D’banj is gone, and
he’s been
very well missed. I’m guessing change
really is the
only constant thing if not, he wouldn’t
have evolved to
becoming the global ambassador that he
is today,
which we’re all indeed very proud of…
make no
mistake about that.
All good things really do come to an end. I
miss “the
D’banj” and this time, D’banj agaghi
abiala!

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Olufemi Aduwo, the national
coordinator of Rights Monitoring
Group (RMG) has alleged that
South Africa is planing to bankroll
a presidential aspirant on the
platform of the All Progressives
Congress, APC with $2billion.
Aduwo made the statement during
an interview session with
NIGERIAN TRIBUNE, when he was
asked who will emerge from the
APC among Buhari, Atiku and
Kwankwaso?.
He said, "Buhari may emerge,
even though I am not a
soothsayer, as the candidate. But,
when I see the antecedent of
Buhari, I disagree with those who
go about saying he is a credible
and an incorruptible leader.
"The definition of corruption
should not be limited to stealing
public funds alone. A book defines
corruption as an act of illegality by
people in position of power.
Buhari’s overthrow of the
government of Alhaji Shehu
Shagari in the Second Republic
constituted an act of illegality and
it is corruption. People’s rights
were flagrantly trampled upon by
his regime and we had a lot of
abandoned projects littering the
country. How will such a person
perform in a constitutional
democracy? It is better imagined
than experienced. Nigerians
queued to get sugar and rice
during his time and the country
was reduced to the status of war-
torn North Korea by the Buhari
regime.
"If Buhari went to bank to borrow
money to pay for his nomination
forms, it means the billionaires in
the party do not believe in his
ability to deliver. Talking as a
Nigerian and not an election
observer of the system, the PDP
will win more states in 2015
because the APC will be thrown
into crisis. I wish to alert the
security operatives to be alert on
some of the APC chieftains who
have investments in foreign
countries.
"I gathered from some of the
stakeholders at the just-concluded
World Bank/IMF meeting this
month in Washington DC that
South Africa alone is ready to bank
one of APC presidential aspirants
to the tune of $2 billion if he
emerges as candidate", Aduwo
Said

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SYDNEY (Reuters) -

An Australian man
had a spider removed from his stomach
after it burrowed its way into his body
and survived for three days before being
removed.
Dylan Maxwell was on holidays on the
Indonesian island of Bali when the tiny
creature burrowed through a small
appendix scar and traveled up his torso,
leaving a red scar-like trail from his navel
to his chest.
Lifting his shirt, Maxwell told an
Australian television network "that's
where it actually burrowed underneath
my skin".
While still in Bali, Maxwell visited a local
medical center and was prescribed an
antihistamine for an insect bite.
"Well after running tests and putting
things inside my stomach they finally
found out it was a tropical spider that's
been living inside me for the last three
days," Maxwell posted on his Facebook
page where he goes by the name of
Dylan Thomas.
"Haven't felt so violated in my life before!
Just glad it's all over", he said.
After returning to Australia earlier this
week, doctors removed the tropical
visitor.
"They managed to pull the spider out of
my navel and put it in a specimen jar
and took it away," said Maxwell, whose
mates have nicknamed him "Spiderman".

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Dear 'Ye,


You have spent much of your career
defying naysayers and the standards
people have set for you. You refused to
be intimidated by guys on the South Side
of Chicago for your creativity. You broke
free of being only a producer when you
proved Jay Z wrong and became one of
the biggest names in rap music. When
music executives tried to control the
content of your music, you released the
now-infamous "Jesus Walks." When Nike
would not give you creative control over
Yeezys, you took a deal with Adidas
instead.
You are, by definition, defiant. And I love
that about you.


Many in our community applauded your
gall to stand on national television next
to Mike Myers and utter seven words
that shook the nation: "George Bush
doesn't care about black people." We
praised your courage in the wake of the
United States' failed response to
Hurricane Katrina that ultimately
resulted in the loss of many lives. You
articulated the pain behind the tears
many of us cried.
Despite criticism of your "Kanye rants,"
people listen when you speak.
Regardless of your delivery, many of us
find value in your statements on classism
and institutionalized racism. Your voice
elicits responses from fans and critics
alike.
Having said that, Ferguson is happening.
Where are you?


I am deeply troubled by your sudden
quietness in the midst of such powerful
youth activism against police brutality
and state violence. The killing of Mike
Brown in Ferguson, Missouri, has
awakened a movement that even
garnered responses from protesters in
Palestine and Hong Kong, protesters who
are fighting for their own just causes in
their homeland but found a connection
to the injustices that blacks face in the
United States.
Yet you are silent.
Other members of the black
entertainment industry have contributed
in various ways to support the social
movement that has erupted in Ferguson.
John Legend, Jesse Williams, David
Banner, Lupe Fiasco, Killer Mike, Outkast,


J. Cole, Pharrell, and Tef Poe, to name a
few, have voiced concerns and offered
solutions and words of encouragement,
and some have even participated in
protests. Common, during a performance
of his song "Kingdom" on the 2014 BET
Hip-Hop Awards
, was joined onstage by Mike Brown's
parents, provoking deafening silence in
the venue, and Talib Kweli protested in
the streets of Ferguson alongside other
activists.


Yet you are ghost.
Fans have waited to hear from two of
music's biggest stars, Jay Z and Beyoncé.
Unfortunately, I do not expect them to
use their success as a platform to overtly
address current prejudicial injustices in
the black community. It would be
uncharacteristic of them to suddenly
staunchly shoulder this responsibility,
given the cowardice with which they have
broached the subject in the past.


You are different. You have set a
precedent onstage and in interviews on
Jimmy Kimmel Live! and The Breakfast
Club, and let us not forget the "How
Sway" moment on Sirius XM, when you
unpacked being a black face in the white
space of the fashion industry. I commend
your work with Donda's House and the
Common Ground Foundation in
addressing the challenges and violence
that Chicago youths face, but you appear
to have lost your voice on this rather
grand social movement around Ferguson.


But this is not only about you, 'Ye, or
your absence from the discourse on
Ferguson as some of your peers rise to
the occasion. This is about the fact that
without Harry Belafonte, Nina Simone,
Sidney Portier, Ruby Dee, Muhammad
Ali, and so many other black
entertainment activists, you, Jay Z,
Beyoncé, and other black entertainers
today would have likely fallen
particularly short of your success.


Last year Harry Belafonte made this
statement about today's black
entertainers and their participation -- or
general lack thereof -- in the struggle for
justice in black communities:
I think one of the great abuses of this
modern time is that we should have
had such high-profile artists, powerful
celebrities. But they have turned
their back on social responsibility.
That goes for Jay-Z and Beyonce, for
example. Give me Bruce Springsteen,
and now you're talking. I really think
he is black.


There was a more noble time when,
among black entertainers, the label of
"activist" was not only embraced but
expected. Celebrities did not appear to
be more concerned with keeping
endorsement deals than addressing the
chokehold of white supremacy on black
lives. Black entertainers did not possess
the privilege of ignoring community
problems, because they were equally
susceptible to brutalization,
marginalization, and discrimination.


Black entertainers did not use economic
privilege to distance themselves from
plight in the black community; instead, it
was a powerful instrument in political
agenda-setting and the initiation of
change.
Action by black entertainers should in no
way be mistaken for a substitute for the
fervor needed from the masses to carry
out the arduous task of combating
institutionalized racism and
discriminatory barriers. But I challenge
black entertainers to join us in
shouldering the responsibility of
mobilization for social justice -- the way
civil-rights activists of the past feverishly
did, setting the tone for us.
You said, "No one man should have all
that power."
I believe no one man should waste all
that power.

Much Love

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Are you from there? What is special about it?

I served in Anambra and before I clicked on the thread, I thought in my mind if Anambra isn't on the list, then its fake. Am not surprised to see it on Number 1. That state is corper-friendly, cheap accomodation, good food, plenty girls. Steady state Allawee...

I loved the state.

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