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Joe and Comfort drove home in silence, each
filled with unpleasant thoughts. Their dinner
date with the Okoguns, which used to be an
event they look forward to, had turned into
some kind of twisted Jerry Springer confession.
At least, Festus had been kind enough to let
them eat the delicious meal without sullying
their appetite with his story. It had been an
occasion filled with silence and long faces from
their hosts. After the meal, Joe couldn’t hide his
curiosity anymore. He asked his long time
friend and Church brethren what the matter
was. Festus had exchange a brief glance with
his wife, who had promptly burst into tears and
escaped to the kitchen. Then with a heavy heart,
he’d opened up to Joe and Comfort and had
also let out a few pained sobs of his own.
As they pulled up outside their compound at
Isheri, Joe and Comfort made their way into the
house and tried to put up a face filled with good
cheer. As to be expected, three of their children
were in the living room, watching a Christian
music channel. Their first son, Gabriel was not
there with them. The usual, “welcome Papa…
Welcome Mama” greeted them on entrance. Joe
managed to interact with his children without
any sign of distress before heading upstairs to
go check on his first born while his wife headed
for the kitchen. Without knocking, he entered
Gabriel’s bedroom, hoping to catch him
unawares.
Gabriel lay on his bed, fiddling with his mobile
phone. He sat up immediately his father entered
his room. In a gruff voice, Joe demanded for the
cell phone, scrolled through it while Gabriel
frowned at the blatant disregard for his privacy
and personal space. When Joe was done, he
asked his son to turn on his laptop. Gabriel did
it without argument but his anger was bubbling
beneath. He watched his father sit behind his
computer desk and scroll through every file and
folder like a CIA agent on a mission. Gabriel
chuckled inwardly. Whatever his father was
looking for, he definitely was not going to find.
He picked up his phone and continued
browsing. After a while, Joe got up and pulled a
chair near his son’s bed and sat on it. Out of
respect, Gabriel stopped his mobile browsing
and sat up, avoiding his father’s eyes. The
silence between father and son was tense. Then
Joe spoke up.
“Son… I’m sorry for barging in like this and
going through your stuff without explanation. I
heard something quite terrible this evening and
it made me a little sacred. Now… I’m going to
ask you a very personal question. And I want
you to tell me the truth. Ok” Joe pinned him
with an intent look.
Gabriel nodded in silence, still miffed at his
father.
“Do you have a girlfriend?” Joe asked.
“No sir.” Came Gabriel’s reply.
“Do you like women?” Joe continued
“Not really sir” Gabriel didn’t hesitate.
Joe sucked in a deep breath, wondering how he
could brooch the subject of women to his 20
year old son. He had never talked about girls
with him…. had never bothered. He was a strict
Christian father and had made his intolerance
of fornication expressly known to all his
children. But after Festus had broken down and
confided in him that he suspected their only
son, Theo, was gay, a weird fear had gripped
Joe. Theo and Gabriel were very, very close.
They spent alot of time together and even
attended the same Private University. Joe was
afraid that If Theo was gay, his own son might
be too.
“Son… Its not a bad thing to like women. Its
actually a good thing. I was against you having
a girlfriend because I felt you were not matured
enough to have a relationship… Especially of
the sexual kind.”
Gabriel shifted uncomfortably. He did not like
where the conversation was going and was not
sure any comment from him would be
appreciated, so he kept mum and stared at the
floor.
“Son, look at me…” Joe demanded.
Gabriel sucked in a deep breath and looked up
at his father.
“Have you… Errr… Ahem… Have — Have you
been with a woman before?” Joe asked, trying
hard to push back his embarrassment.
Gabriel couldn’t voice his reply, so he shook
his head in the negative.
“What about… Have you been… Is… You
know what? Forget about it ok? I — I’m sure
you wouldn’t do anything that would incur
God’s wrath. Remember why Sodom and
Gomorrah was destroyed… Sodomy is an
abomination in the sight of God.” He lapsed
into silence and watched his son. The young
man was looking down, silent as a mouse.
Joe sighed and offered up a quiet prayer of
supplication to God.
“Your mother is back. You should go
downstairs to greet her. Then tell your brother
and sisters that we will be having evening
devotion really early today. Ok?” Joe said as he
headed for the door.
Gabriel nodded and let out a sigh of relief as
soon as his father left the room.

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PinkObsession:
Op she wants the D u Bleep up!

Really, how do I give her the D? U mean the D size of a bra

Are you from the great Ijeshaland. Spread all across the world. Let's mingle and have so much fun getting to meet our own kind as it is so obvious we are unique and a wonderful set of people.


Let's meet on this newly created group on facebook https://m./710495729020516?refid=52&__tn__=C .

Don't forget to drop your contacts

topstar80:
#FUNAAB and files be like #BREAD and butter.... Lol

UNAAB of old that is...now na digital

hbpeze:
Well I did not go to lectures for a month,flexed around in my discussion continua,bleeped the most beautiful girl in houdegbe and some careless female lecturers in school.till one day I was in a party n I saw my sister being rocked by another guy wen I accosted d guy he said shebi na u wey dey flex oda pple gals n mums now person dey with ur sister u dy complain.since den na books dey ma head.I av since returned d car back to naija ooo..I no even dey do galfriends cus they are dull in d brain

U CAN LIE!!!! U Don get the Job wey u dey find!!! Tot u had a car

A lady I was in her room yesterday, asked me if the bra she was putting on fits her. She went ahead to unbotton her shirt and showed me the bra on her bare body.

It was actually a designer bra with Rihanna's face on it. I told her it fits her so much. But I kept on wondering why she would have done that.

Could that be a sign of an invitation or she just wanted to seek my opinion?


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To Your Success.

Andyblaze:
Wizkid - 1.5 Million
Davido - 2 Million
2Face - 5 Million
Patoranking - 250,000
Runtown - 200,000
Andy Blaze - 200,000
Slyde - 50,000
Tony Tetuila - 5,000
Dammy Krane - 300,000
Banky W - 3 Million
Donjazzy - Free (but hard to accept)
Korede Bello - 200,000

Which Andyblaze dey charge 200K. Which song him sing wey hit..abi na that pako song wey I hear last week be him hit?

How has this post passed for a Front Page. Mods will always be Mods.


Governement of the friends for the friends

There was serious drama in the Olodi
Apapa area of Lagos on Thursday night
as a man who took another lady to a
hotel to enjoy himself, came out from
the hotel room only to see his own
wife coming out from another room in
the same hotel with his best friend.
When he spotted them, the visibly
angry husband, identified as Kayode,
was said to have shouted:
“My own wife in a hotel with another
man!”


At the first instance when Kayode saw
his wife, Mrs. Funmilayo, he never
envisaged that the man with her was
his best friend, Mr Mufutau, but after a
closer look, he noticed that the man
was Mufutau and he slapped him twice
before Mufutau retaliated. And serious
fight broke out.


Funny enough, as both men were
fighting themselves in public, Kayode’s
wife, Funmilayo, pounced on her
husband’s girlfriend and tore the lady’s
clothes for having the effrontry to date
her husband…


The crazy fight came to an end when
the Bar Man, Receptionist, and others
customers intervened and they blamed
both the married man and his wife for
not being sincere and trustworthy to
themselves.


According to Leadership, the Bar Man
told Kayode that he was guilty of the
same offence for bringing a lady,
which they later discovered was also a
married woman, to the hotel. The
barman said that what occurred was a
nemesis or law of distributional
justice.
But before the fight ended, the women
were said to have torn their clothes to
shreds and left in shame.

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diamond234:
I just saw his pix on NL and it's surely a love at first sight. Is he single? well I don't care! someone help me to get through to him*faints*


Damilola, incase u on NL, I love u, I love u, I love u.
don't worry, I am a christian and born again too.

Tot u said u born again..simple judgement, u can't make.

Anyways Damilola and I went to same skool in Ring Road Ibadan..I have his personal number

zleemshaddy:
n i tot u gat functioning brains, read waht i wrote n undastand it.

Tot u said u born again..simple judgement, u can't make.

Anyways Damilola and I went to same skool in Ring Road Ibadan..I have his personal number

How Many girls sabi toast for Naija


Shy Guys...You are on a long thing



Wait why the unshy guys are makin the moves and getting the girls

Moderators now...This thread deserves a FRONT PAGE....Abeg for once

BANGERLEE1:
SHAY YU DON SEE 1 NI?

They full everywhere..was just wondering if one cud really date one as some of these unlearned people are super-endowed and hyly curvatured than even these campus girls...and would sure holld u in high esteem as its obvious u r moRe classical than they are

What's your opinion about this especially if the lady has good attitudes and highly endowed.


Lol

Was with her At a time and she was like describing her lecturers bathroom with all the modern gadgets and everything. I was listening like I was enjoying it all, then I popped the question. 'How did u know about his bathroom?'. My friend told me about it! She replied!


I just shook my head! And ended the relationship in my mind, though we still Forked for 6months

Omo make una no think am


It has been concluded in the group that We organising a SEX PARTY by November.

Miss it and Miss out!!!


Ladies needed for the show!!!

This just one of the hottest BBM group on around



Add 276B7387 to join

Nutty guys and girls full there




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Girl : *No Reply

Me : Am blaze, I will like to know u

Girl : *No Reply

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Girl : Wow, what Network is that

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sam4:
goat in human cloth

chaRly boy na pikin for this one side ooooo

Antwahnyboy:
lol...I tell u atimes I have to finish reading everything on frontpage b4 I move an inch..den trending den damn b4 u knw it 3hrs hv gone by...

When some people don tire for the entire Wahala

Wizzy wizzy wizkid. How many times did I call. I guess its once. And maybe I didn't even call you at all because that will not actually be the name your mummy calls you. She will call you Ayo. But in order to drive home my point, I will call you wizkid.



We all know how it all started with that feature you did with MI on his 1st Album. That was what we all know brought you to limelight, even though you had been rolling with celebrities before then. The concept of that song you did with MI was centered around money 'Fast Money Fast Cars'. Yes, you didn't have either of those two then, but the song shot you out to the world and the fast money and fast cars began to troop into your life. It was like a prophecy.

You got everyone wondering who this wonderkid was and we were all anticipating your breakthrough which we believed your talent would surely bring. You were eventually signed to Empire Mates Entertainment (Emeeezzzy ). Which, remember, is an act of goodwill by an individual in Banky W, to make you see more of limelight. EME, due to their proper management made u a hotcake.

Like we saw it in our dreams. You dropped Holla at your boy, and it instantly became a hit. Every lady began to trip, some even had misunderstanding with their boyfriends due to their wild obsession for you. You were the talk of the town, we loved you beacause we believed you were so young and innocent and as well an achiever making rounds in the news and surpassing the old players in the industry. We likened you to the like of Lil Bow bow, Romeo, Jojo that all started so young and still got relevant till Adulthood.

The money then began to flow in its millions- fast money, which eventually brought in the fast cars. And then we began to see another dimension of you that we never thought will come into play. The wizkid is metamorphosising into a Wizdad, then the issue of a babyMama came, you denied that anyway and we got relieved that maybe our wizzy was still a virgin. How will a kid father a kid? But that was wrong, the money actually brought in the fast girls that probably showed you how to 'SHOKI'.


Then the news of haughiness started pouring in and we were like it can't be our wizzy. Information got out on how you embarrased a girl at a popular eatery in Lagos, who only wanted to snap a picture with her television god she never believed would see in her life time. Am so sure the girl would be hating on you till this day.

Then the weed began to flow in. You so much loved it that it gave you the inspiration to one of your viral videos that everyone loved. We never said anything about that beacuse we know weed goes with music, we were only hoping you woudnt abuse it by taking it way too much. Seems we were wrong, the weed grew into a forest in your yard.

Then the issues with other artistes began to come up. But we always notice one thing, you always have something to say about it all. And you are so good in speaking Yo yo yo english that you eventuallu twist everything to your favour. Who will blame himself in the 1st place. Recently an artiste came out to lash out on twitter or whatever about you not retweeting her or something, yes you are not notkustok.com neither are you naijaloaded, neither are you www.86wiz.com but Ayo, at least a tweet will do. Learn from Ice prince, no matter how small you are, Panshak will always tweet you when you work with him. Tubaba that you see today has been since you were probably still using counters for your arithmetic, but see him, he is still relevant, though he is getting bald head, but he never ceases to amaze us with his humility.


We once read you claim to charge 10million for collabos. How much did Akon charge you, or better still. Or is it that because some people say your voice sounds like Sean Kingston's voice, so you consider yourself Ameriacan. Davido who will all know to be the true born Yankee boy, no even dey form. That dude has collaborated with more local and foreign artistes than you will ever. And no matter who the artiste is, Davido, just like 2face will always put in his best in the collaboration.



No one is hating on you wizzy, anyone that does is doing at his own peril. Because the money wey u get, billions of people will never see it till Jesus come. But no matter how a man tall reach, he no fit tall enter heaven.


Put it at the back of your mind that you have come to earth with nothing and nothing will you go back with. No matter how much you have today, that's is just the starting point of some people. So why not give thanks to Eledumare for putting you in that position and respect the people around you. You think say Dangote go get to the level where him dey today if he tries doing everything on his own? NO


Yes, you got a team, but check yourself, are they all happy with you. Will they not desert you when opportunity presents itself.

Wizzy wizzy wizkid, I particularly Sanya Blaze, love your music so much. Infact I once tweeted on my twitter handle www.twitter.com/lyricalsony or @lyricalsony that you are a legend in the making. That have people noticed you have your own unique genre or shey na style of singing. You are definitely putting Naija on the international music scene. Yankee artistes tweet about you. You are big. But it all fades away, especially when not properly managed.


We know you will change one day or maybe even turn to a Pastor. But remember, Omi leyan oo. As yoruba people will say which translates to 'Humans are water' we flow everywhere. The poor man today might be the one that will push away those hoodlums that might wanna harm you in future.

Be good.
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Sanyablaze
Twitter @lyricalsony
www.86wiz.com

kaylechy:
OP, beta mind ur business. I no say u dun try make u bleep that woman but u didn't succeed.

that woman is everyones dream in my hood..he got a killer body. Even Men with ride run after her..but I got my policy..don't do Married Woman, even if she mite not be legally married...but am so sure the dudes outside woudnt know their fantasy drills an imbe's deek...just so you know..I once saw John's deek, I didn't believe ma eye as well...the guy got Joystick as like the HORSE....but Woman are so devilish sha...a woman can Fork a Mad Man...they are evil...chaiiiiiiiiiiiii