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Romance / Re: How A 14-year Old Girl Toasted And Trying To Lure Me To BED by sanyablaze(m): 10:49pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
Kinkale:He is just a dolt. Where was he when we were on Nairaland on '06..only to come re-launch.. That boy is my boy |
Romance / Re: How A 14-year Old Girl Toasted And Trying To Lure Me To BED by sanyablaze(m): 10:46pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
sophieabou:Nothing reaaly happened, I just tutored her on why she should focus on her studies and not boys |
Romance / Re: How A 14-year Old Girl Toasted And Trying To Lure Me To BED by sanyablaze(m): 10:44pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
Andyblaze:. If I hear u say wannabe, did u give me that name before I joined Nairaland...anyways, u aint famous beyond here and I am more famous than u are, even outside this circle...and ur songs are wack as well |
Romance / Re: How A 14-year Old Girl Toasted And Trying To Lure Me To BED by sanyablaze(m): 10:17pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
okparaugo:9months 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How A 14-year Old Girl Toasted And Trying To Lure Me To BED by sanyablaze(m): 6:41pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
melotreaah:so make I snap picture give u..imagine ur reasoning |
Romance / Re: How A 14-year Old Girl Toasted And Trying To Lure Me To BED by sanyablaze(m): 6:16pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
Truth24:How Many times have I told u am not Andyblaze..Andyblaze is my boy |
Romance / How A 14-year Old Girl Toasted And Trying To Lure Me To BED by sanyablaze(m): 5:48pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
Wonders they say shall never cease. When you as an adult try to do this, they will say its child abuse. So what do we call this? Adult abuse, I guess. She happens to be a neighbour and has always benn picking on me ever since she came around to stay with her sister. Though, it all dwelled on my pedigree in the hood. Everyone seems to adore and like me as a funny and crazy dude, both young and old. Everywhere I go, everyone seems to chew Sanyablaze in their mouth. She surely considers me a kind of local celebrity. She as well caught the fever and will always halla SY blaze, anytime anyday she spots me. And I respond as I do to everyone ' Wa gbayi' But this girl seems to have another agenda and it all dawned on me today that am her crush. As I got back from work this afternoon, I met her at the gate and she hailed as usual. I asked her where she was upto and she said she wanted to get bread at the supermarket. I then asked her to help me get one too. I noticed she responded swiftly, but just waved it off as I bear no mind. Some few minutes later, she knocked on our flat door and lo and behold, she was holding just my bread and in a different attire, with deodorant reeking all over her. 'So this girl go change because of me' I said in my mind. She asked if she could come in and I said No problem. She entered and dropped the bread on the dinning table and asked if I had any series movie. I said No cuz I don't do those shee*t. The next thing I heard was ' Fine guy like you don't watch movies, what do u watch? Blue film? Or u wanna say you are a pastor? I know you will be so bad on BED' I just kept mute and asked her if she wasn't a virgin. She said ' if I handle you, you will forget you girlfriend!' I just stood still like that. 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: See Davido Back Then In Secondary School (+PICS) by sanyablaze(m): 11:42pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
tellwisdom:See now!!! U don make me laff fall for Bed..see as everyone rush to my room. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: See Davido Back Then In Secondary School (+PICS) by sanyablaze(m): 11:33pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Andyblaze:ur songs are Wack |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Your Most Embarassing Moments by sanyablaze(m): 5:50pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Skillfullulu:see ur mouths..nat lieing, I saved her name with Mayowa and her dads with Maydad...Take it or Sing Shoki |
Jokes Etc / What Is Your Most Embarassing Moments by sanyablaze(m): 2:51pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Mine was when I compose a text on the s*x I just had with my ex gf, telling her how sweet she was, and how hot and skillful she was at sucking deeks, and the funny s*x we had on their kitchen cabinet in her home and then SENT THE TEXT TO HER DAD mistakenly. I just removed that SIM and broke it instantly. |
Romance / The Best Dating And Hook Up Sites For Nigerians by sanyablaze(m): 7:27am On Nov 09, 2014 |
In your best opinions, which of the numerous dating sites around is best for getting a hookup in Nigeria? |
Celebrities / Re: Wow!!!she's So Beautiful! See Alafin Of Oyo’s Youngest Wife by sanyablaze(m): 2:21pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
kessel:How much is the ride |
Celebrities / See Linda Ikeji's Sister In Her Transparent Gown by sanyablaze(m): 7:07pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
Omo Na wa oooo..she want make we see things See More Saucy Pictures Here www.86wiz.com and read Naija Sex Stories too
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Beautiful Pictures Of The Sky (Taken In Nigeria) by sanyablaze(m): 9:09am On Nov 03, 2014 |
How this take put money into my pocket naaaaaaaaa |
Romance / Re: Love Washing My Girl's Pant* (+18 True Story) by sanyablaze(m): 9:09pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
FLAWLES:Andyblaze Ko AndyTrain ni |
Romance / Love Washing My Girl's Pant* (+18 True Story) by sanyablaze(m): 7:30pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
It was a monday morning, there was heavy rain the night before, so the morning was so cool and cold. It has been a part of me anyway to wake up late being a jobless naija boy. After apllying for jobs for years and nothing, I decided to just chill and hoping on Gods miracle. My parents are quite OK, so am not so much bothered , at least I get my daily stipends , though not so much. I have decided to do away with all my girlfriends, No they all did away with me. Since am not really performing my manly responsibilities, they seem to perceive me as a slowpoke as I find excuses for all their demands. The other day Simi asked me to buy her perfume. I just told her my prophet asked me not to touch perfumes for 6months, knowing she would ask me to bring the monetary value of the stuff, I immediately told her the prophet asked not to give anyone money to get the perfume. She just hissed. Since then she never picked my call. I remember going to Tayos house and she asked me to help her buy Pringles, I simply bought Coaster biscuit and giving the excuse that Pringles don finish. Although am not so smart, I know fully well. I remember one day when I was trying to plug an iron into the socket, I took a metal fork and used to pin down the 3rd hole in the socket. I got the shock of my life. But I was so happy it happened and I always tell everyone that cares to listen and will always tell them to try it too..Its fun getting electrical shock. Of all these girls, one will not just leave me, I woudnt know why. She seems to like me so much. Maybe its because I do help in washing her clothes and pants, Am so sure its because of that. She always tells me I wash better than her and am so delighted to be showered with such accolades, so anytime I get to her place, its always a pleasure to wash her clothes. I think Dayo is dating one guy, I can't really say sha, but she has more than 30 of the guys fotos on her phone. They can't be dating, she is my girlfriend. There was a day I saw him at her place. They were both on bed. But I guess they were discussing something about their school work, am so sure of that. The guy simply said Hi and I waved, I took my sit and asked Dayo if she would like to have her clothes pressed. She said yes and I set to work. She later asked me to help her get noodles, which I went downstairs to get. Getting back the guy was just in his singlets and boxer shorts, I guess the heat was so much, I asked if I cud help Dayo draw down the curtain so air will flow in. They guy then went to the bathroom to take his bath. After 5minutes, he asked Dayo to help. Bring soap, she took it to him and didn't come back, maybe the guy needed help to scrub his back, its always a pain washing your back while you bath. They both came in later. The guy dressed up and left. I was so happy it would be me and Dayo only, so I could ask her if the guy could be my friend too so at least I will have a mutual friend with her. Dayo asked me if I sense anything going on beyween them two. I just know you guys must be good friends and you being a Kind girl, you helped him to do his back in the bathroom. Girls like you are hard to find. She just smiled and patted my head. This made me giggle and I guess my day was made. Continues Tomorrow. Meanwhile Read More Stories Here www.86wiz.com 4 Likes |
Romance / Am 25 And Rich, She's 35 And She Doesn't Want To Quit! Why? by sanyablaze(m): 1:04pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
We've been together for 6months and I don't wanna go with the relationship cuz I can't introduce someone of that age to my family..its a shame to me But the problem is she claims age is just a number that she is cool with me. Could it be because of my money? Which she doesn't even know comes mostly from my Parents Estates in Calabar Or she just got true love for me. |
Romance / What Is The Best Age Difference Between Couples by sanyablaze(m): 12:25am On Nov 02, 2014 |
I have always dated girls that are quite younger than I am. My 1st girlfriend was 5 years younger, the next one was 7years, the previous one was 7 years as well and the current ones is 11 years younger. are these age gaps much or just OK What age difference do u think is best for couples? |
Romance / Re: Why I Would Never Woo An Imbe'cile Again. by sanyablaze(m): 12:10am On Nov 02, 2014 |
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