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As we all know girls like it so much when you lie to them, so this write up is gonna be based on deceit. It is very glaring most ladies coming to your place for the 1st will always wanna form Shina Rambo, even though they will still end up opening up that closet over a thousand times.

I have just deviced a plan that, though might not give you access to her latron, but that 1st she's at your place will be surely guaranteed. You will sha do ni.

Now let's go straight to the point. Before she arrives at your place, make sure you have arranged with a friend of yours. He will either call you or Ping you when she is around. And you guys will discuss about the money that your friend is owing you. Let it run into hundreds of thousands and ensure your friend assures you that you will get the money tomorrow, that he's on his way to the bank to withdraw it or get it from someone and that he might be back late, so the excuse of u not being able to get the money that day.


After the conversation with your friend, then begin to discus things you wanna buy for yourself, don't promise her anything. She will be like 'Won't this guy spend part of this money on me?' Then like you on clue, you just mention a twitch and expensive outlet in ur area and ask if she will like to join you and your friends there the day after or the 3rd day, she will automaticall say yes. At the moment, you have tuned the emotional part of her. And she will have submitted herself to you even right there in her mind.

Relax for a while and then ask her to lay her head on your laps or chest, she won't hesitate. Go directly for her lips and give her a KISS, she will respond and the rest will be history.


...Now what happens afterward, me I don't know ooooo...You are now on your own.

SanyaBlaze.


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mydex93:
U see urself...durhhhh..nwaiz am not ibo i'm olamide from ondo state..not stubborn but frustrating/naughty...I knw u said i'm ibo cos of my looks...

XUP...never heard from u bae!! Sure u good

iykepromotions:
@ Op have you taken any action towards my suggestions or you have changed your mind. let me know if there's any assistance i can render for you. just wanna help bro.

I have tried to list on Flippa, but I guess I have to pay $19 to do that. Do u know of any site where I can do it for free. Thanks

argob44:
NO HARSE WORDS PLEASE OR I WILL DELETE THIS TREND! SHE IS A HUMAN LIKE YOUR MOTHERS AND SISTERS... BE NICE

Trend or thread - and wait, are u a moderator? If yes, when has comments been a yardstick for thread deletion. You need training

FKO81:
You guys are pathetic, when the best governor in your party Fashola commissioned street light the story made headline and you don't what Nigerians to know the transformation going on in rail sector, some of you are sadist that suppose to be in the village practicing witchcraft

You must be living in the stone age to have thought Fashola will make headline o ver the commissioning of Streetlights when there were other Landmark achievement done in in Lagos than Jona could ever dream of doing in his lifetime

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I was like ' yeh, my father will simply disown me' cuz I was just 23 then, just fresh after Youth service. But thank God. He never heard about it till today.

Its so pathetic how our technology is lacling behind

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Mark Zuckerberg likes to make resolutions for the New Year. Once he decided he must only eat meat that he had killed himself -- an admirable, if quirky, resolution for any vigorous young man with a rifle.

Another time he decided to learn Mandarin Chinese -- not a simple task. I wonder how that turned out? Now he's vowed to start a book club, hoping to channel the reading attention of the millions who follow him on Facebook. I like his latest idea a lot: Anything that gets people reading and talking about books is a good thing.



If I were Mr. Zuckerberg, I would aim for books that can be read slowly and carefully by busy people in their spare time, choosing ones with the capacity to enlarge their sense of what it means to be human and to live respectfully and generously among others. Which ones would you pick?

Here are 10 books that have meant a good deal to me -- a mix of fiction and nonfiction:

1."Adventures of Huckleberry Finn," by Mark Twain. This is the primary text of American literature, high on any serious list of world classics. It's a book about the American soul, about race and community, and about the urgent need to "light out for the territory." As Huck and Jim float down the Mississippi on their quest for freedom, they take every reader of this truly great novel with them, forever.


2."The Death of Ivan Ilyich," by Leo Tolstoy. Written after Tolstoy's conversion to his own idiosyncratic version of Christianity, this short Russian novel brings us face to face with mortality. Each of us, sooner or later, will die. In the process of dying, Tolstoy's lead character comes to terms with his life and its meaning, which is made all the more vivid as it fades.


3."July's People," by Nadine Gordimer. This slim, intense novel appeared in 1981, not so long before apartheid had ended in South Africa. It imagined a violent finale to that conflict between blacks and whites -- an ending that (fortunately) didn't materialize. Yet this novel remains a strong evocation of cultural and racial differences; the sort of book that helps to explain racial divides that continues to haunt us.

4."Walden," by Henry David Thoreau. Another great American book, one that makes the vital connection between spirit and nature. It's an autobiographical masterpiece as well; the story of one man's quest for meaning in the wilderness. It's a wry, touching, eloquent evocation of human consciousness as well as conscience. Nobody can afford NOT to read this book slowly, carefully, more than once.

5."Things Fall Apart," by Chinua Achebe. This fine African novel has been justifiably chosen by millions of readers as a book that gloriously summons the social, cultural and intensely personal situation of modern Africans living in the wake of colonial power. Achebe saw his fellow Nigerians as individuals caught in a web of social relations, delineated here with clarity and confidence.

6."Tao Te Ching," by Laozi, translated by Stephen Mitchell. This Chinese classic is one of the most influential books I have encountered in half a century of reading. The art of living is beautifully unfolded here in 81 tiny chapters. The author invites us to conform to the Tao itself, the universal principle of being, and his book teaches us how to live with ourselves and with others, how to govern a nation, a family, ourselves. It is a book to live with and learn from, decade after decade.

7."Pilgrim at Tinker Creek," by Annie Dillard. This lovely work of American autobiography is about paying attention to one's surroundings. Dillard explores the natural world around her home in the Blue Ridge Mountains, moving through the seasons, coming to terms with her own solitude, her sense of vocation as a writer, and her understanding of what faith means. It's a book that should be read in tandem with Thoreau's "Walden."

8."What Is God?" by Jacob Needleman. A philosopher and religious scholar, Needleman writes about his own spiritual journey from atheism to a more complex understanding of the source of all being. Needleman asks: "Who is wise?" His answer is: "one who learn from everything and everyone." This book asks, even answers, many of the basic questions about being human, drawing on a wide range of religious traditions.

9."Of Woman Born: Motherhood as Experience and Institution," by Adrienne Rich. Published in 1976, this eloquent meditation on motherhood is told from the viewpoint of one of the finest American poets of the 20th century. It's a landmark study, a foundational book in modern feminist thought, and well worth reading, then rereading.

10."One Hundred Years of Solitude," by Gabriel García Márquez. The longest book on my list, but nobody can afford to ignore it. My old mentor, the Scottish poet Alastair Reid, used to say that anyone who hasn't read this book is still an intellectual virgin. Márquez tells the story of a single family in a remote village in Colombia. But this story is the human story writ small, the story of history itself, with its inevitable repetitions, its recurring ghosts, grounded in the nearly untranslatable poetry of human feeling.

When you ask Olamide this kind of question after Samklef has bought him a bottle of Alomo - He will call is STUP**D LOVE

This is the thread for the graduate of the Prestigious FUNAAB..Let's meet here and socialise on how its going out there outside school.

As for me, am still domiciled in Abeokuta, where am working at Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library and I just concluded my Msc Program as well in FUNAAB.

I studied ABG and APH for my 1st and 2nd Degree, respectively and finished 09

#NEW_YEAR'S_RESOLUTION
1. I will be more time conscious
2. Make maximum utilization of opportunities
3. Always think and act fast in every situation
4. Move with highly intelligent people with great
visions.
5. Talk less and say more.
6. Be more spiritual and prayerful.
7. Treat everyone with respect
8. Display more confidence and boost up my Ego.
That's all I need to guide me through the year
#ThankYouJesus for that grace you bestowed on me to
see this year.

Capt. Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger thought it was going to
be just another flight when he boarded US Airways Flight
1549, at LaGuardia Airport in New York City. It was headed to
North Carolina when shortly after takeoff, a large flock of
Canada Geese had invaded their airspace and the Airbus ended
up losing thrust to both engines. With over 15,000 flight hours
under his belt, and previously being a pilot in the USAir Force,
Captain Sullenberger did not panic. He and his crew went
through the proper procedures in what to do in such cases, and
then realized he would not be able to make it to the closest
airport. He attempted to make it to a runway, but could not gain
enough altitude due to no thrust in either engine. The only
alternative was to take the plane down in the Hudson River,
and that is exactly what the Captain did on January 15, 2009.
After only being in the air for six minutes, Flight 1549 landed
in the middle of the Hudson River. Captain Sully (as he was
nicknamed) knew to land it near boats so that there would be
more of a possibility of a quick rescue. It was quick thinking to
land in the middle of the Hudson, and as soon as the plane was
“ditched,” the crew immediately gave orders to evacuate;
including using the inflatable slides as rafts. Some of the
passengers were able to get in the life boats, while others were
instructed to get on the wing of the plane so as not to get
hypothermia by jumping (or falling) into the 20 degree river.
Even though the majority of passengers were able to get to
safety, there was one who had jumped into the freezing waters
because of the overcrowding of the life boats. Boats and ferries
that were nearby came to help aid the rescue, along with the
city’s emergency rescue teams. Due to the fast thinking of the
Captain, the crew on-board, and the fast response of the rescue
teams, every single person on that airplane survived, including
one passenger who was in a wheelchair.


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