The person wey get those pictures name na Riho Sayashi, one Japanese celebrity like that. And na Moonraker dey use the Chinese girl account. Dominique, you need to ban am. Google Riho Sayashi if you doubt me.

Ha! God sef no go forgive me if I forgive her.

sinaj:




Hiv/Aids is real o

I dey use durex condom

Soldier root or monkey tail, especially when I wan nyash Ejiro

ndujekwu:
Dear NairaLanders; I have an interview scheduled for 1st week of march. I really want to attend because I think the job has a wider range of opportunity to offer.

What to I tell my current employer? Where do I tell him am going to? What are the "scopes" being used for things like this?

You no go tell am anything. Just go home but no come work the following morning. Then call am tell am say you no well and dem wan admit you for two days. But no give am any hospital name o.

You throw yourself at him. Na wa o! You be stone?

Larablink:
Lol,I can remember when my kid bro was 4,we were going to the market and he was like can I ask you a question.OK go on.and he said "why is your breast growing big every day it wasn't like this before".

And the boy no lie o

I remember when we dey play ball (monkey post) for street and my mama come say make I dey look after my small sister wey dey about 1 year. As e come reach my set to play, naim I use one basket cover my sister come carry one big stone put on top so dat she no go fit escape.


My mama come back begin cry

E no go beta for the people wey tie this boy dey disgrace am like goat so!

Na another guy, Obinna, and Ice Prince get the kasala from the start. See the real story here:

Maima post this pinshure where she and Ice Prince dey inside car, Obinna come yab am say but she dey cheat with a married man (Akin).
[img]http://1.bp..com/-0XZqel8YbPM/Vp3nSfCUduI/AAAAAAAIChY/p_Ip64bVJ7Y/s400/Capture.png[/img]

He come post different pinshures wey de babe snap for de same area wey Akin snap pinshures too. And as I take look am, na Obinna dey snap these pictures.
[img]http://4.bp..com/-mPO_JTmigRk/Vp3kb5pZpxI/AAAAAAAICfw/widv-2KpBO0/s1600/1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://3.bp..com/-4sKyXHLpr_o/Vp3kdviUoyI/AAAAAAAICf4/UV7MZmMU6fM/s1600/2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://3.bp..com/-TMp_sFtehQQ/Vp3kd2SPnEI/AAAAAAAICf8/2OxhqrCNziM/s1600/3.jpg[/img]

Na wetin make Ice Prince make this comment:
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[img]http://1.bp..com/-ZK3yhd_cj1Y/Vp3l7N1qTAI/AAAAAAAICgo/OQW3Fpubo1c/s1600/4.png[/img]

Obinna too come reply with pinshures of him and Akin to clear Ice Prince apollo
[img]http://1.bp..com/-vL3fiVJZEzA/Vp3liLD5aUI/AAAAAAAICgY/jt1odxy_8sM/s320/Akin.jpg[/img]

Ice Prince come begin act like werey as e don clear for him eyes
[img]http://2.bp..com/-VulYOmSQKfM/Vp3l7vUQuuI/AAAAAAAICgw/wQMyTw5X58s/s1600/1.png[/img]
[img]http://3.bp..com/-wq-6zqT5ZnQ/Vp3l8VViwBI/AAAAAAAICg4/ZfxY0pbbt8E/s1600/2.png[/img]
[img]http://2.bp..com/-9vNZ4s6b1Eo/Vp3mvTax-jI/AAAAAAAIChQ/9DH5jO9ZQLc/s1600/9.png[/img]
[img]http://4.bp..com/-aq1Bw3Qj0k8/Vp3mdHfTG9I/AAAAAAAIChI/TYG_smaL070/s1600/8.png[/img]

My own understanding be say the babe, Obinna and Akin naim plan to kick Ice Prince out of the game

EggovinMma:



If there's something that gives me joy in life, it's when I help in in my little way. Givers absolutely never lack.Life is beautiful when we help those around us . Sometimes I always winder what it will be like to have millions in my account, I may not even be happy, There remains a void in my heart when I see people living in abject poverty.

I have a true story to tell.
I happened to meet a young girl if about 12 while in school. I came home from lectures to see her moving around my hostel. I asked why she was there and she told me she needed to see one of my hostel mates who obviously is not around. From the disappointment on her face, I asked her if everything was fine.She narrated to me a story about how hungry her family was, and the fact that her mom sent her out to borrow money from my mate. I asked her to take me to her mother. It was an uncompleted building and I didn't know how somebody can live in that kind of place with grasses everywhere. I feared for snake bites as I approached the mother.I gave her quite a fairly good sum and told her not to return it . The way she thanked me sent a deep knife down my spine.I wish she never did, it made it even unbearable because it broke my heart even more As I was living the compound in a haste for fear of snakes, a iron rod dragged my leg,almost ripping off the last toe on my left feet.This woman and her daughter didn't know what to do, at some point, I noticed they were begin to feel bad, I had to hide the deep pains I was feeling. The blood trailed me back to the hostel. It was a deep wound and so I had to visit the hospital to take injections and dressings of course. For over a month, I limped. But I have no regrets. When i look at the scar on my last toe, I remember that sometimes we may get in trouble for trying to help somebody, but we must also remember that it's pays to have a beautiful mind, it soothes the soul.

"Slow Dance More"

Grady johnson was a common man
Four children and some bottom land
Early to bed he said well that ain't me
I gotta spend some time with my family

Left to it's own device may becomes june
But children grow up all too soon

So love your neighbor as yourself
Don't use money to measure wealth
Trust in God but lock your door
Buy low sell high and slow dance more

Mama johnson was grady's wife
She bore his children and she graced his life
Hand in hand and side by side
They worked hard to simplify

Some folks have and some have not
What really counts is what you do with what you've got

So love your neighbor as yourself
Don't use money to measure wealth
Trust in God but lock your door
Buy low sell high and slow dance more

And more I think I understan
What my father's father meant
When he said son what matters most
You can count on just one hand

So love your neighbor as yourself
Don't use money to measure wealth
Trust in God but lock your door
Buy low sell high and slow dance more

Buy low sell high and slow dance more

Kenny Rogers

Babe, I gbadun u wella. God bless you

The kind topics wey I dey see for FP nowadays dey make me feel say dem dey do NL mods dem

Lashing don expire na. Na "gbensh" dey on board now

Fabu - lie

Kawa or piam - run

Kpro - calm down

Kpakpa - smoke marijuana

Shenkiz or curry - chic

Shedas - money

Odinga - babe wey carry belle

hereiam:
i will not be cajoled to sympathize with the guy cos he already knew the babe is a nagging type b4 he decides to marry her. how has he been managing her while they were dating?
now he ran away from house so we go crucify the wife.
ogbeni abeg go back home and apologise to your wife for running away n breaking her heart.
i rest my case.

She been no dey yab when my bro's still dey date am

hob:
Sounds like it

But i detest women who nag...just a total turn off

No be only u. But shey u go pursue her if na ur wife?

Lalasticlala, how I wish say u fit help me move dis ministry to the appropriate site

armyofone:
I just love the waffi you nacked us. Moral of the tori is :-

Love fit quench volcanic eruption.

Hahahaha! Na my style be dat o, sis. English fit cause trouble

hob:
Very Funny Joke

Bros, no be joke

Something happen between my elder brother and him wife and their inlaw last Sunday wey teach me correct lesson. Dem marry on the 3rd of dis month and just one week after their marriage, my brother run comot for house unto say the wife dey nag too much. Na so the wife begin cry dey call my people say her husband no gree show for house for the past 3 days. She talk say she know say na her mouth cause am but she ready to change if my brother come back. She call my momsy, call me, call their pastor. She say don call him number taya but my brother no dey gree pick. If she use another number call am, the moment he hear her voice the line go cut. I later find out say my brother dey go squat with one of him od time friend. Na from there he dey take go work too. When I ask am he tell me say no man fit follow him wife live for house one day without headache. I tell am say e no make sense, say another man fit go dey gbensh the wife for corner o, and na still rainy season we dey. He say e no concern am.
So to cut the tory short, the father inlaw (dat is the girl papa) and him wife drive all the way from PH to Waff Town on Sunday because of this mata. Dem don already inform my bros say dem go show for him house. So after church na so all of us waka go my brother house to go judge mata. Na the mother inlaw first talk. After she don advise dem finish she come tell her daughter to apologize to my bros. The girl kneel down, begin apologize but my bros still dey frown.
Na the father inlaw come handle the mata with one small but mighty drama.
He just look my bros for face, tell am say. "My son, women wahala too much. Na dem be the devil wey we take eyes see. No be only my daughter get bad mouth, even my wife here naim worse pass."
The papa never even talk finish when the wife begin rake. Her voice nearly tear ceiling sef, even my brother open mouth dey look. But as she still dey rake, na so the baba come stand up begin pamper her, dey tease her with sweet words. And na so the woman take calm down too. baba come begin hug him wife like baby for our present. Everything be like film.
Then the baba come look my brother again say "I don talk finish. I don dey go. Bye bye."

Something happen between my elder brother and him wife and their inlaw last Sunday wey teach me correct lesson. Dem marry on the 3rd of dis month and just one week after their marriage, my brother run comot for house unto say the wife dey nag too much. Na so the wife begin cry dey call my people say her husband no gree show for house for the past 3 days. She talk say she know say na her mouth cause am but she ready to change if my brother come back. She call my momsy, call me, call their pastor. She say don call him number taya but my brother no dey gree pick. If she use another number call am, the moment he hear her voice the line go cut. I later find out say my brother dey go squat with one of him od time friend. Na from there he dey take go work too. When I ask am he tell me say no man fit follow him wife live for house one day without headache. I tell am say e no make sense, say another man fit go dey gbensh the wife for corner o, and na still rainy season we dey. He say e no concern am.
So to cut the tory short, the father inlaw (dat is the girl papa) and him wife drive all the way from PH to Waff Town on Sunday because of this mata. Dem don already inform my bros say dem go show for him house. So after church na so all of us waka go my brother house to go judge mata. Na the mother inlaw first talk. After she don advise dem finish she come tell her daughter to apologize to my bros. The girl kneel down, begin apologize but my bros still dey frown.
Na the father inlaw come handle the mata with one small but mighty drama.
He just look my bros for face, tell am say. "My son, women wahala too much. Na dem be the devil wey we take eyes see. No be only my daughter get bad mouth, even my wife here naim worse pass."
The papa never even talk finish when the wife begin rake. Her voice nearly tear ceiling sef, even my brother open mouth dey look. But as she still dey rake, na so the baba come stand up begin pamper her, dey tease her with sweet words. And na so the woman take calm down too. baba come begin hug him wife like baby for our present. Everything be like film.
Then the baba come look my brother again say "I don talk finish. I don dey go. Bye bye."

firstEVA:
she's too hot hot him

So which person level the babe go fit?

firstEVA:

So na because she be presenter make her level pass Don own? No way

firstEVA:
her level

U no serious

Durent:
Ok, thanks 4 da comment. U can now leave before i disgrace u lik dat small girl, remember?

U don already disgrace urself. Many pple here dey laff u

Durent:
why are u tellin me ni. Do i gv a fvck?

U need am. Go find work

Durent:
u must be really crazzy

I no know where u dey stay but e get one factory wey dem just open for PH. Dem dey pay 35k per month

Nairaland be like this world. If everybody dey normal, e no go sweet

firstEVA:
Let him keep dreaming, they are not mates

Say her level pass Don own or na her age?

cyprus000:

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If na that one be your prblm,na him be say your own wahala no dey market.
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Oga, na my choice. As me no be short man, I no fit marry woman wey go dey see on top my head. E no make sense to me.

Instead of man to bend down kiss him wife, na wife go bend down kiss husband. Wey I no be Aki and Pawpaw...God forbid

Joromi1:

Hilarious, yet very touching. I pity the mother of that girl. She doesn't know she's ruining her child's future. She might grow up to be a prostitute tomorrow. I like ur display of maturity, Op

Thanks, boss

naijathings:
OMO this is the funniest post of the week for me. Laff wan kill me.

Na reality, no be Nollywood