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Jokes Etc / Re: President Buhari: The Work So Far (pics) by SapeleWater(m): 8:25pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Which one consign me |
Romance / Re: How I Caught Her Cheating. What Should I Do? by SapeleWater(m): 7:56pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Hahahaha! Op say him "resuscitate" knife from her but me know say dat one no possible 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Body Guards Posted Out Of Aso Rock Villa At Last by SapeleWater(m): 7:48pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
E no bad na, abi na who dem wan to dey guard again? |
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 7:29pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Zi:Thank u, bros 1 Like |
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 7:27pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
shurlar50:Yes, bros, na everyday person dey learn 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Kunle Suara, Airforce Pilot That Died In The Crash Today (Photos) by SapeleWater(m): 4:55pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
See dis kind fine boy naim come go die so |
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 4:51pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
[s] Durent:[/s] I for like u if to say u get sense 3 Likes |
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 3:09pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
haftob:The thing sef don teach me lesson. Anytime I go any shop to buy something, come see say na small pikin dey there, I go just comot |
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 2:48pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
EggovinMma:Poverty na correct bastard, ah swear. 1 Like |
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 2:12pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
EggovinMma:Thank u jare. I swear, I no believe say small pikin like dat fit lie professional lie. Na when I see her begin cry I take know say e don tay wey she begin thief 1 Like |
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:56pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Poliporpor:Shebi u don talk ur own finish? Oya na, dey go..u don try 2 Likes |
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:55pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
shurlar50:Everything na 1,600. After I pay her, she put carry the provision come out. As I come begin ask for change naim the smally change am for me |
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:52pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Poliporpor:Ok, i don hear u |
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:52pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Durent:Who u go murder? The momsi or the small girl? |
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:51pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Poliporpor:If say u get sense u for no accuse me of trying to rape girl for broad light. U no ask how the girl big reach sef u just begin shoot ur mouth like local banger. Guy, pack well abeg 2 Likes |
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:46pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Durent:Na wen u jam u go understand |
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:43pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Poliporpor:Na the woman wey waste time born ekpa like u I dey blame. 10 yrs old pikin naim I go molest abi? Ur mumu too ripe 6 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:42pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Durent:If na u, u go do the same thing oga. The small winsh don already begin cry and people don gather finish. Who dem wan believe? 1 Like |
Family / How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 11:59am On Aug 29, 2015 |
Baba Ijebu pay me yesterday, na so I say make I flex small. As okpo no dey fall from tree na, na so I rush go market go buy new jeans and T-shirt for wardrobe. So for evening time, I come go one provision store wey dey yonder say make I arrange Milo and milk for momsy, make she too self follow share the glory. Na one small girl of about 9 or 10 years I see for the shop. As my budget no too large, I say make I buy one tin Milo and 5 sachet milk. The Milo na N1,350, while one sachet milk na N50 each. I calculate am, everything na N1,600, so I come give am 2k dey expect N400 change. The small girl collect the money, carry my provisions put for table come begin look my face. I say wey my change? She say make I bring money first. I shock small o but I call am childish joke. But as I look again, the pikin serious pass me. I come ask am say who give am the 2k wey dey her hand. She say na the money wey customer pay her before I come. As we dey argue, na so people begin come the shop dey look us. Small time the momsy come enter too, begin ask me wetin happen. I yarn am but she just dey look me like mumu. She say her pikin no fit lie say na child of God, say if I no comot for her shop she go shout thief for my head. Wetin pain me pass be say the pikin come begin cry. Tamuno! Na dat time I know say dis one no be Tales by Moonlight o. And na so I take loss 2k. I just smile, take style withdraw. True, true, some children wicked and some parents no dey try. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend On KLM Flight With The Help Of The Pilot (photos) by SapeleWater(m): 6:47pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
Na dis one dem dey call love in the air |
Romance / Re: 10 Weird & Shameful Practices Guys Engage In When In Need Of Girlfriends by SapeleWater(m): 6:30pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
Aswear, e get one period wey I begin attend Christ Embassy church anyhow for Waff town bikos na babes dem go send to welcome u as a newcomer. Me na just to feel those boobs for my chest be my problem. Sometimes my prick self go stand depending on how the sister body take set. But if dem don know ur face too much dem no go begin hug u again, naim me sef go relocate to another Christ Embassy wey I see 11 Likes |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Victims To Undergo Plastic Surgery (picture) by SapeleWater(m): 6:03pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
MosakuAW:Bros, no vex o. But make u no dey mix Allah and Jesus for prayer again. Na who go answer the prayer |
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 5:59pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
yori:So ajebota rapists too dey? funny guy. God punish hotel. Wetin do bush? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 5:56pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
EggovinMma:Sophisticated ke? Dem no dey get sophisticated rapist o. Rapist na rapist, and if say any of those 7 guys na real rapist no be hotel dem go go. Na inside car or inside bush, and the guy go add beating on top. Hotel wey be say if u sneeze anyhow dem go knock for u |
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 5:43pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
EggovinMma:Normally, olosho for red light joints no dey take am personal when u call dem olosho. But all these street babes wey too form holy holy no dey like am at all. But if u come look am well, their difference no much. In fact, the only difference be say one dey house with her people, the other one dey position for red light joints. The op no make sense na. How she go come here dey fan herself say she don expose 7 rapists? Those guys just wan play smart unto say the konji metre don high. Abi rapist dey carry babes go hotel? If na rapist, na for bush or uncompleted building dem go relocate am, drunk or not drunk 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 5:21pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
EggovinMma:Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Na true talk u yarn o! U see eh, all those liquor wey we dey down dey stretch man veins reach middle o. If olosho no show face man pikin fit begin drill wall sef. Ha! Na only God go help man with dat long thing wey dey control us o |
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 4:46pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
EggovinMma:Yeessss! I dig am, I dig am! |
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 4:43pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
MizTyna:See dis one o the guy go don nak ur kpekus finish, wear ur clothes back. U wey don shayo, how u wan take know when prick dey ur toto? |
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 4:35pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
plendil:The truth be say none of those guys be real rapist. Na just normal guys wey wan release the konji wey hold dem for prick. Cos real rapist no go wan carry her go hotel. Na for inside uncompleted building or near gutter she for see herself the following day after dem don hammer am finish 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 4:25pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
misspicy:U read the post at all? The mumu mgbeke say na test she dey test men. Out of seven men wey don carry her go bar no one be her bf. Why u no ask her which kain work she dey do? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 4:20pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
Jenny1010, ur mumu too ripe, e no get control. Shey na to dey follow men go out be ur work? Na so dem take train u? 123456 and 7 men and no one be ur boyfriend! I hope say u no be ashawo u be sha. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Delay In Making Appointments Exposing Us To Ridicule-apc Chieftain by SapeleWater(m): 9:10am On Aug 12, 2015 |
PDP don lay ambush keep dey wait. If Buhari start dis probing matter e go backfire because part of the stolen funds enter im campaign. Trust us, Warri no dey carry last |
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