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Jokes Etc / Re: President Buhari: The Work So Far (pics) by SapeleWater(m): 8:25pm On Aug 29, 2015
Which one consign me
Romance / Re: How I Caught Her Cheating. What Should I Do? by SapeleWater(m): 7:56pm On Aug 29, 2015
Hahahaha! Op say him "resuscitate" knife from her but me know say dat one no possible

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Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Body Guards Posted Out Of Aso Rock Villa At Last by SapeleWater(m): 7:48pm On Aug 29, 2015
E no bad na, abi na who dem wan to dey guard again?
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 7:29pm On Aug 29, 2015
Zi:
I admire your calm nature, evident in the way you acted at the shop and the way you are gisting it here. You be correct Wafia kid (correct pidgin), I had a good laugh reading through it. Lol. grin grin
Thank u, bros

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Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 7:27pm On Aug 29, 2015
shurlar50:

My Broda, na life you see so o, next time, make person just put money for.pocket until the market ready
Yes, bros, na everyday person dey learn

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Travel / Re: Kunle Suara, Airforce Pilot That Died In The Crash Today (Photos) by SapeleWater(m): 4:55pm On Aug 29, 2015
See dis kind fine boy naim come go die so undecided
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 4:51pm On Aug 29, 2015
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Durent:
Look at dis one. I pray say u go enter my shop mak i do u mugu. Juman. If u quote me ehn, thunda go destabilize u, juuuman!
Juman. undecided
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I for like u if to say u get sense

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Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 3:09pm On Aug 29, 2015
haftob:
U did well by allowing the troublesome dog lie to sleep. If na molest the gal z u wan molest her now,na anoda crious case b dat o. Just tank God say e no much dan dat. Dat gal must be a devil reincarnate.
The thing sef don teach me lesson. Anytime I go any shop to buy something, come see say na small pikin dey there, I go just comot
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 2:48pm On Aug 29, 2015
EggovinMma:


You never see anything be that.The family is a terrible one, she is a product of her background.
I have actually seen a not more than 10 years old boy steal candy, for my presence, he denied flat with aggression when another customer caught him red handed . The lying wasnt so , much a problem until he decided to add aggression to it.Poverty na bastard.
Poverty na correct bastard, ah swear. grin

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Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 2:12pm On Aug 29, 2015
EggovinMma:


BROS you dud the best thing . Forget the money, something bad for fit happen for say you drag am, na God save you.Life dey front dey wait the girl, she go still experience wetin others dey experience.
Thank u jare. I swear, I no believe say small pikin like dat fit lie professional lie. Na when I see her begin cry I take know say e don tay wey she begin thief

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Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:56pm On Aug 29, 2015
Poliporpor:
disgrace. Nobody go ever support u. U Bleep up in all. No smart, where u day stay, Benin or Warri?
Shebi u don talk ur own finish? Oya na, dey go..u don try

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Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:55pm On Aug 29, 2015
shurlar50:
Op, u mean say u calculated everything u wan buy ad paid the child 2k first before she brought the goods. for you. lol
Everything na 1,600. After I pay her, she put carry the provision come out. As I come begin ask for change naim the smally change am for me
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:52pm On Aug 29, 2015
Poliporpor:
if e no day Ur mind e no go pain u. oga I don c Ur type b4 . e pain the guy sha. hahahahaha
Ok, i don hear u
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:52pm On Aug 29, 2015
Durent:
be lik say u neva see Stubborn head before. Kutumaruwarka, i go jst murda persin, 2k na play? undecided
Who u go murder? The momsi or the small girl?
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:51pm On Aug 29, 2015
Poliporpor:
see Ur username u go no say ur life no get steering. Na so so brakes. Sapele water no be him Nigerian police man drink fall for gutter? U get luck say the girl mama sorry for you. Na u for make the next rape thread for nairaland. By now Ur body for day smell pepper.

Every story get two sides. If that girl venture open her mouth my brother Na kirikiri u day go o. Never thank god yet o
If say u get sense u for no accuse me of trying to rape girl for broad light. U no ask how the girl big reach sef u just begin shoot ur mouth like local banger. Guy, pack well abeg

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Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:46pm On Aug 29, 2015
Durent:
i swear, if na confam persin wey dey take sapele water, da girl own finish, u dey ansa sapele water lata u go da shop dey form pastor
Na wen u jam u go understand
Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:43pm On Aug 29, 2015
Poliporpor:
U be better mumu. E good say other mumu day read Ur stories so they won't fall a vick-team. U day busy day look how u go take mohlest her forget say Na money u day give her. Na when she serious for u u believe. So she day laff before. Ode pikin way carry groundnut for chest Na u look loss Ur money. Hahahahahah
Na the woman wey waste time born ekpa like u I dey blame. 10 yrs old pikin naim I go molest abi? Ur mumu too ripe

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Family / Re: How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 12:42pm On Aug 29, 2015
Durent:
And u walked away embarassed hian, u don shame me, if na me ehn, thank God say no be me. Infact u don fvk up *uses orijin bottle nd nak am for head*
If na u, u go do the same thing oga. The small winsh don already begin cry and people don gather finish. Who dem wan believe?

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Family / How One Small Girl Take Play Me Yesterday Afternoon by SapeleWater(m): 11:59am On Aug 29, 2015
Baba Ijebu pay me yesterday, na so I say make I flex small. As okpo no dey fall from tree na, na so I rush go market go buy new jeans and T-shirt for wardrobe. So for evening time, I come go one provision store wey dey yonder say make I arrange Milo and milk for momsy, make she too self follow share the glory. Na one small girl of about 9 or 10 years I see for the shop. As my budget no too large, I say make I buy one tin Milo and 5 sachet milk. The Milo na N1,350, while one sachet milk na N50 each. I calculate am, everything na N1,600, so I come give am 2k dey expect N400 change.
The small girl collect the money, carry my provisions put for table come begin look my face. I say wey my change? She say make I bring money first. I shock small o but I call am childish joke. But as I look again, the pikin serious pass me. I come ask am say who give am the 2k wey dey her hand. She say na the money wey customer pay her before I come. As we dey argue, na so people begin come the shop dey look us. Small time the momsy come enter too, begin ask me wetin happen. I yarn am but she just dey look me like mumu. She say her pikin no fit lie say na child of God, say if I no comot for her shop she go shout thief for my head. Wetin pain me pass be say the pikin come begin cry. Tamuno!
Na dat time I know say dis one no be Tales by Moonlight o. And na so I take loss 2k. I just smile, take style withdraw. True, true, some children wicked and some parents no dey try.

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend On KLM Flight With The Help Of The Pilot (photos) by SapeleWater(m): 6:47pm On Aug 12, 2015
Na dis one dem dey call love in the air
Romance / Re: 10 Weird & Shameful Practices Guys Engage In When In Need Of Girlfriends by SapeleWater(m): 6:30pm On Aug 12, 2015
Aswear, e get one period wey I begin attend Christ Embassy church anyhow for Waff town bikos na babes dem go send to welcome u as a newcomer. Me na just to feel those boobs for my chest be my problem. Sometimes my prick self go stand depending on how the sister body take set. But if dem don know ur face too much dem no go begin hug u again, naim me sef go relocate to another Christ Embassy wey I see

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Victims To Undergo Plastic Surgery (picture) by SapeleWater(m): 6:03pm On Aug 12, 2015
MosakuAW:

Good to hear that!

May Allah continue to guide and protect her in Jesus name. Aseeee

Get well soon baby Aisha.
Bros, no vex o. But make u no dey mix Allah and Jesus for prayer again. Na who go answer the prayer
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 5:59pm On Aug 12, 2015
yori:



What world are you from?

so because he carried her to the hotel room and konji hold d guy means he's not a real rapist! sigh.... undecided
So ajebota rapists too dey? grin funny guy. God punish hotel. Wetin do bush?

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Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 5:56pm On Aug 12, 2015
EggovinMma:


Rapists fit rape anywhere o.The guy na sophisticated rapist. grin
The only problem I get with her experience na the 7 wey she count.Even snake wey die, them no dey use the head play.But truth is, rapists don plenty o.



Sophisticated ke? Dem no dey get sophisticated rapist o. Rapist na rapist, and if say any of those 7 guys na real rapist no be hotel dem go go. Na inside car or inside bush, and the guy go add beating on top. Hotel wey be say if u sneeze anyhow dem go knock for u
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 5:43pm On Aug 12, 2015
EggovinMma:



Hahahahahahahahah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
So olosho dey help una sef, una go still dey bad mouth them.You don call the op olosho, now you dey yarn say na the same olosho dey" unstretch your veins".
Normally, olosho for red light joints no dey take am personal when u call dem olosho. But all these street babes wey too form holy holy no dey like am at all. But if u come look am well, their difference no much. In fact, the only difference be say one dey house with her people, the other one dey position for red light joints.
The op no make sense na. How she go come here dey fan herself say she don expose 7 rapists? Those guys just wan play smart unto say the konji metre don high. Abi rapist dey carry babes go hotel? If na rapist, na for bush or uncompleted building dem go relocate am, drunk or not drunk

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Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 5:21pm On Aug 12, 2015
EggovinMma:


Na only you dey drink kai kai, sapelewater, peppersoup, monkey tail, dogoyaro, OGOGORO, you go kon carry Konji go house like that? ! Nna better talk true o grin grin

Na ya type dey shout "STORY FOR THE GODS, THE GODS OOOOOOO"



Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Na true talk u yarn o! U see eh, all those liquor wey we dey down dey stretch man veins reach middle o. If olosho no show face man pikin fit begin drill wall sef. Ha! Na only God go help man with dat long thing wey dey control us o cheesy cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 4:46pm On Aug 12, 2015
EggovinMma:



shebi your name ba sapelewater?The wahala wey sapelewater dey cure, na the work she dey do.
Yeessss! I dig am, I dig am! wink
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 4:43pm On Aug 12, 2015
MizTyna:
I actually went out with a guy once to a party,someone I met through a friend. We met 3days earlier,had a nice time hanging out. Went for a party and had tooo much to drink,I'm quite lightheaded. This guy actually took me back to him room,the only thing missing when I woke up in d morning were my shoes. I slept with everything and woke up peacefully. Even tho we never dated,he still remains one of my favorite friends. Never tried that again tho,it could have worked the other way
See dis one o tongue the guy go don nak ur kpekus finish, wear ur clothes back. U wey don shayo, how u wan take know when prick dey ur toto?
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 4:35pm On Aug 12, 2015
plendil:


Guy the thing tire me no be small!! SEVEN TIMES??

And you see tomato-brained nematodes applauding her!

SEVEN BLEEPING TIMES!! Other females are thinking of how to better their lives, our yeye bimbo is busy "testing" guys to know if they are potential rapists.

Honestly of anyone doesn't see anything wrong then I'm really sorry for them.
The truth be say none of those guys be real rapist. Na just normal guys wey wan release the konji wey hold dem for prick. Cos real rapist no go wan carry her go hotel. Na for inside uncompleted building or near gutter she for see herself the following day after dem don hammer am finish

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Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 4:25pm On Aug 12, 2015
misspicy:

Stop it please,you dont seem to know what raping means,its an experience btwn life an death and only d lucky ones come out alive,even if she does all wat you mentioned,rape is not d best way to learn a lesson,i dont pray for my worst enemy to be raped.
U read the post at all? The mumu mgbeke say na test she dey test men. Out of seven men wey don carry her go bar no one be her bf. Why u no ask her which kain work she dey do?

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Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by SapeleWater(m): 4:20pm On Aug 12, 2015
Jenny1010, ur mumu too ripe, e no get control. Shey na to dey follow men go out be ur work? Na so dem take train u? 123456 and 7 men and no one be ur boyfriend! undecided I hope say u no be ashawo u be sha. lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Delay In Making Appointments Exposing Us To Ridicule-apc Chieftain by SapeleWater(m): 9:10am On Aug 12, 2015
PDP don lay ambush keep dey wait. If Buhari start dis probing matter e go backfire because part of the stolen funds enter im campaign. Trust us, Warri no dey carry last

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