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vivian chinaza: Have you been practising? you theory is nothing without practical.

vivian chinaza: That's left for Mr. Vivy to find out.

vivian chinaza: You this guy, u too like bad things.

2buff: LOL Eewww. How person go chop *strange*? Professional ashawo on top matter.
Na die be dat naw. Craw craw go full him tongue the next morning

That aside, if he doesnt like to eat food from it () he's not doing it right.
Which is why I would prefer shaved.

vivian chinaza: lwkmd! Oh no....., my girlfriend told me a story. A story of a man that went to a hotel to lodge, requested for food and was severed a plate of rice. While he was eating the rice and was almost done, he saw I strand of hair in the plate, he refused to pay for the food and went to his room. Shortly, he ringed room service and the lady came after so much delaying, knocked and barged into the room and saw the man going down on a lady. This conversation took place between them:
Lady: "sir, did u not just refuse to pay for my. food cos u saw a strand of hair?"
Man: "yes, that was because I wanted food and not hairs. If I see any grain of rice in this thing I'm doing too, I won't pay either."

vivian chinaza: hmmm, this thing dikwa serious. Well, I wouldn't really care much if he is good at it. I just need him to be a good kisser. That's what makes me tick.

davidylan: bros that chopping na wahala oh. Not all men are comfortable with it...

2buff:

Don't write it off just yet.
If God gives you a husband like me, your thighs go dey shake and sweat almost everyday.

2buff:

Don't write it off just yet.
If God gives you a husband like me, you go see stars almost everyday.

vivian chinaza: Oya na, chop on. Keep toothpick around o.

adabeke12: if he is your ride or die aka boo thang aka hubby y not. The goal is to make him beg you to stop abi? so i heard

ileobatojo: Not a fan of yee-haw? How about yeepa!!

vivian chinaza: There is everything wrong with it. Ever heard of magnum?

coogar: it's you.....
don't even attempt to play possum here......



thou shall not covet another man's property.
be careful, naija herbalists have developed contactless "magun".

vivian chinaza: Mr. VIvy is unavailable, and won't be for a long time. I'm in trouble, I guess .
Well, I'd keep my bible close by, fighting temptation mode activated .

Pataki: This is where the engagement of the mouth is needed. After a rough ride......wildcat needs to be soothed and massaged seductively by the tongue. Or how else can a loving man trust his wife to Yee-haw his wildcat the next time without thinking of her breaking his phallus?!

coogar: better be careful before you break his phallus....
he's not a horse or a donkey - ride with care.

Pataki: While she is moaning: Yee-haw!! For my Nigerian Yoruba sisters, they moan: Ye-pa!!

coogar: sit on your partner and turn the opposite way. instead of facing him, you are backing him.



69 and ea

study the prints and you realise 69 is bigger than ea.
so if 69 is for you then ea would be for midgets, geddit?

vivian chinaza: Can someone pls help a sister out here? Pls, which one is reverse cow girl? I have no idea what that is.

vivian chinaza: I refused to be led into temptation. The weather is quite cold and romantic and now I have all these bad bad ideas (that I wanna try out btw) in my head, thanks to Jenny! So yea, this thread deserves to be sprinkled with holy water .

coogar: if 69 is what you do then is ea for the midgets?

slimyem: Wonder why this thread hasn't been moved to sexuality section...
Too much explicit content....Person just dey think bad bad thing for here..

kulyie: these are the kinds of friends i need in my life the kinds of people that will help me spice of my sex life and bring the exciting factor into marriage instead of the routine missionary go on soun jare jenny i dey your back gidigbi i don dey armedspiritually,emotionally,psychologically and sexually for mr right :p

davidylan: such a man doesnt exist. Try the pope

yellowpawpaw: . Geeeez!!!!!! U will not kill me o! Do u know her?

yellowpawpaw: . How do u know deeper life brother don't like mouth action?

kulyie: hahahaha jenny jenny my best friend on nairaland you are actually encouraging me to go into the Mouth Action things,the way you described it sef makes it look good,if not for anything,i have to learn it incase i want to make mr right change his decision to my favour.i'll practice it with a cucumber or vibrator by the way,is it when he is about to cum i should remove my mouth and remind him of the issue he said no to and make sure he does it before continuing? Or allowing him to cum in my mouth before asking anyway you are my nairaland s3x teacher.i pronounce jenny as nairaland Mouth Action lecturer for all the ladies in nairaland :p can i hear an amen 8-)

brokoto: better than both
The S.P.E.R.M is the only natural single celled protein. Talk about the purest protein

jennykadry: @ile

It is not me oooo

Ishilove: God will give me a man who will dislike Mouth Action

jennykadry: How can a full grown woman say she hasn't tasted sperm in her life....I don't believe you . try it yourself and you will testify to the goodness of the slimy akamu .

You better start your head mistress work before some other woman come snatch him away from you------like the insecure men and women on NLD will say.

This is not overrated-----you can practically bring a man on his knees with a very good and solid BJ, see my marriage for reference . Do you know how many times my hubby has said yes to things he has sworn in his life never to say yes to? Or how many times he has changed his mind after I dealt with him ehn? A blow jobbed man is a fulfilled man.

If your bf says no to you when you ask him for something, just keep quiet and go with it. In your spare time go on your knees especially when they watch ther soccer and concentrate on the real down low business. When he is about to come, withdraw your mouth and suck on his sac, he will try to bring your head back to the tip and length region but refuse, give him slow tantalizing licks and torment him until he begs you to let him come. Make sure you have his cheque book by your side ready with a pen. Once he says yes, take the whole length of him in an angle 90 degrees and gag on it, make sure the tip touches every side of your mouth (that yekini is quite flexible you know) make it poke your cheeks from the inside of your mouth and finally give him the release he is so desperately after.

If you don't become the queen of the manor in his house after this, don't call me Jenny again.


Ps if you wanno know you are doing it right, watch him push your head further down to the thing, it shows you that you are doing It so good that they want you to swallow their body as a whole.