₦airaland Forum

gcfr.com:
Come tu think of it, they ve a point.. Lecturers still sell handouts, force studnts to sleep with them, collect bribes, etc. If I was Gej, I wuda sacked all of em' and replace them with the countless jobless Nigerians with Phd's wastin away.

Have you started smoking that weed again?
You wanna sack doctors and professors with many years of experience for young Phd holders? You think we are talking about Lagos state government and their sacked doctors here?

jmoore: There is time for everything.
My plan is for a wife not a girlfriend.

No courtship whatsoever? Do you just jump into marriage without courtship?

lipsyliscious: oh dear! It's worse Dan I tot! Don't u realise dis thread is based on ur ranting due to frustration resulting from d fact dat u just lost ur job (dats if u ever had any), n cn no longer satisfy ur girls needs? go c a shrink boo

Minister for Nigeria girls liberation, this thing don really pain you o!
Don't worry, GEJ will set up a committee to look into your matter!

Hope it isn't what I am thinking?
You don't do girls, huh?

jmoore: Sex is a conjugal right . Nothing crafty about it . sex + money = prostitution

If you don't want to give then don't give. No conditions should be attached to your giving.

What are you saying? I dey sure say your babe go don build house on top your head!

segzi cres: Ya'll should chill and drink some garri with cold water. No one cares how the ladies act just say no to yours. Otan

Absolutely spot on. Daughters of eve on a para mood!

190-the-clown:
see as u black

Black girls rock o! Dem dey sweet wella. I dey sure say this one no go different.

Johnpaul88: Monchengladbach keeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen (21) will replace Valdes next season. Barcelona and the player already have a verbal deal [ser]

It seems Barca have already made a choice. I like the guy but I would have preferred someone like Courtios or De Gea. But I hear he's a great young keeper with alot of reflexes and agility. He'll come cheaper too compared to the other two who are held at a very high esteem in their respective clubs.

Did you watch Ter Stegen in action for Mochengladbach against Dortmund last week? The dude is magnificient in goal, with awesome reflex. I hope it's not the rumour mill and he eventually joins Barca.

lipsyliscious: if u luk closely, my first comment z quite short, bt d op was so affected dat I realised I touched a soft spot n I was making a valid point oh! n I'm far from being a prostitute, lmao! It's so funny to me cos it's not gonna happen!

Confess your escapades and be saved, you frustrated aristocrat!

nipeks001: Why are you taking the topic P or are you also one of the "high class prostitute" op is talking about?.

Abeg, help me ask the babe o! I know understand why she go carry the issue for head. Apparently, she is culpable hence her vituperations.

lipsyliscious: OMG! I c ur hurt is soo deep! BT I do wonder y u decided to pick on me, hmmm... its probably because I was able to hit d nail on d head n tell u d plain truth about how frustrated u are especially because I feel it's because u just lost ur job, I wish I could give u a hug boo! Now go find a job instead of wasting ur time here bashing Nigerian girls simply because u cn no longer satisfy ur girlfriends needs. Btw who do u think wastes more time on cyberspace? honestly, don't u realise it's u who is creating dumb ass threads just to release frustration? There was a semester wen I did a course in psychology, so I was able to tell clearly after reading ur post dat its frustration dats ur wahala. And I won't ever run out of magas dear, on d internet n in real life

Bwahahahahahahaha!! Rantings of a frustrated aristocrat! Sorry for bursting your bubble by revealing your escapades.

190-the-clown:
why are you people always insulting NIGERIAN GIRLS ^{dont you know its my sole right to do that}

My oga at the top, sorry for not paying obeisance.

mtcheew: let me get dis straight. u r okay with spendin as long as s*x is involved. there r women who wouldn't mind. i believe dey are called d "pay as u go" what's more, u can have a new one everytime problem solved. thank me later.

Pay as you bleep, you mean? Better that way.

nancy1985: I SHALL NOT BE 4GOTEN IN UR KINGDOM (SMILES) DON'T MIND D STINGY GUY HIM WAN COLLECT BUT NO WAN GIVE

No. You don't get it, do you? It's more like, as a lady, if you want to collect, you must give. Nothing is free in freetown.

lipsyliscious: now boo boo who is hyperventilating btwn us?c how u feel stung simply because I was kind enough to think deep n realise u're simply releasing ur frustration on nairaland, don't worry whatever d problem is God will take care of it, don't blame Nigerian girls for ur problems boo, now go look for another job if ur problem is dat u just lost one . N trust me, u didn't burst a vein of mine, I'm very happy n maga full plenty, all Nigerian men are not having financial problems like u

Maga full plenty, huh?
Prolly on cyberspace where you live 24/7 and revel in fantasy and illusion.
I doubt if you have even been ever wooed for once in reality.
Oya, scurry along into your cocoon where you crawled out from!

2ndOGA: Maybe you haven't met guys men who give freely. Work hard and someday you'll be well off with enough to spare.

Come unto me all ye needing ladies and I shall foot the bill.

Are you fisher of girls?
You will foot the bills of a typical Nigerian girl and she will wreck you and elope with the one she truly loves.
She will only stay with you for as long as you are ready to spend for her.

Enegod: Need to test drive the car before I buy
it . But I can always trade it in for
another one down the road....

Guy, you are wicked o!
Another one down the road?
A typical Nigerian girl will castrate you o!

lipsyliscious: No wahala, no one is arguing with u, u're free to come to nairaland to share ur frustration anytym... kpele my dear, hope u didn't lose ur job shaa...?

Are you one of the crafty girls? Did I burst a vein with my opinion about you and your ilks?
Why are you hyperventilating?
No Maga for you again, huh?

Most Nigerian girls believe they are the wisest creature God ever created. These daughters of Eve are so subtle and extremely crafty.

No sex till marriage- You want money for BIS.
No sex till marriage- You want money for recharge card.
No Sex till marriage- You want money to fix your hair.
No sex till marriage- You want to go see a movie at the galleria or Genesis deluxe.
No sex till marriage- You want to go eat chicken and chips at Chicken republic.

Why don't you go and demand money from your father, Uncles or elder brothers? Does a brother look like your father? Do you see the "MAGA" tag boldly ingrained or inscribed on a brother's forehead?

My Take- If you say no sex till marriage, very fine by me, but don't come and demand money from me till we are legally married and moreover, you don't stop me from seeing or chasing other girls.

Johnpaul88: If the coach is not to be branded as someone who's trying to betray Barca's playing style, i would have loved him to consider playing Mascherano, Busquet and any other midfielder like Cesc in the midfield in a tough away UCL match in quater final & semi final, if we make it up there again.
Busquet will take up Xavi's role and then compliment that with his natural defensive capabilities. We'll be more stable defensively. Messi & Neymar & Iniesta will play up front.

Experiences have shown there is no need for Barca leading the game with bold attacking moves against teams who have set their minds to defend & then to try and play on the break. Surprise them & also play on the break & we'll see if they won't abandon that in front of their fans.

You are absolutely spot on!
Such counter attacking formation would really work against a highly defensive team like Chelsea or a very fast paced team like Real Madrid or Bayern Munich.

I, however, would pick Iniesta to partner Busquets and Mascherano in the midfield because of his trickery and fleetfootedness; while Neymar-Messi-Sanchez/Pedro combination spearheads the attack.

Xavi or Cesc could be introduced in the second half to hold on to possession, if the game is going Barca's way.
This would be a very good formation in the latter stages of the UCL, just like you have said.

How I wish Tata could compromise and tweak the team's tiki-taka pattern and try it out.

Phone ringtone-
Beyonce- Dance for you.
Message ringtone-
Mariah Carey- We belong together.

AjanleKoko: You must not have seen the game. End of.

You are spot on! Guess he never watched the game.
Song was the only cog in the wheel of the team's performance.

Smashing all-round performance from the team!!
We could have scored more, if the biased referee had given those two penalties for those fouls on Neymar Jnr.
I also love the fact that Neymar and Sanchez combined to devastating effect in the final third, especially Neymar playing that false nine role.
The only archilles heel in the team was Alex Song; he was just too shambolic, losing possessions and his opponent at will.

Victor Valdes is in form of his life!
Neymar is playing fantastically well, so hope he pops up with the goals very soon!!

Glad other players are also popping up with the goals, rather than the overdependence on Messi!

In the beginning was the ball and the ball was with Messi and the ball was Messi.
The same ball was with him in the beginning.
All football were made for him and without him was not any football made that was made.
In him was the world best player and C.Ronaldo comprehended it not.

Who are these bunch of jokers saying Messi should leave Barcelona for the rugby playing English premier league?

Would you leave your Ferrarri sports car for a volkswagen?

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]He had no choice but to provide and scored two awoofs?

Did you call those beautiful goals that were highlighted and re-shown multiple times yesterday as awoofs so that means you categorize those 18-box center run-ins messi did twice today as beautiful goals ?

Messi scored "3 full fledged goals".

Was this post typed by a human or a robot?

And you said messi would have had three assists?

That's the point "would have" and not "did", messi didn't get an assist but would have if not for neymar just like Ronaldo would have scored five goals yesterday if not for Pepe missing all his passes. . .[/color]

Isn't it about time you headed for kitchen to cook for your husband?
You have started your beer parlour rantings again, right?
Won't you quit sucking Ronaldo's ball.s?

denony: anyday messi score from outside the 18 yard box, then u guys come lets argue
or any day he scored against chelsea, or his right foot then i will listen to u guys

RONALDO THE ONLY COMPLETE FOOTBALL PLAYER OF OUR MODERN TIME

You don smoke your gbana again, abi?
Did you watch today's match at all?
So, the freekick Messi scored was inside the 18yard box, right?

It's official: Victor Valdes is the best goalkeeper in the world!

^^^ Bwahahahahahahahaha!
You no go kill me with laugh!

dmcdad: I guess you didn't watch the match... Of all the people giving their views as regards Piqué's performance, you are the only one who is saying something different. That guy is the easiest defender to beat. Jeez! And could you please enlighten me why he fell before the second goal? Dang! My grand mother could defend more than Piqué.

What do you say of a player who doesn't have the necessary speed to keep up with opponents? Will not be to always stay around and not overlap? Yet, your Piqué will never do such but will always overlap even though he is as slow as a snail. Gosh! I can never allow myself to be beclouded by sentiments as a result of the love I have for a player. So, learn from that

FYI I don't hate Piqué or whatever... I am the least biased of Culés. I say things the way they are... If not for the goal and the last minute run Messi had, he wasn't in that game at all... Neymar was the beast of the night making the deadliest of moves.

You are spot on, bro!
Pique is easily the most shambolic defender on planet earth!
He lacks pace yet he overlaps with reckless abandon!
I wouldn't know the essence of his height!
He doesn't know how to clear/defend set pieces; he doesn't know how to score from set pieces; he doesn't know how to make well timed tackles!

Isn't it weird that Mascherano, who is a natural defensive midfielder, is better at winning tackles than Pique?
Like seriously, isn't it about time Barca bought two hard tackling defenders?
The team is really gonna suffer defensively this season; they are gonna ship in trailer load of goals, especially against ruthless counter attacking teams!

And for Neymar, that lad is just too awesome!
I opened my mouth wide in utter bewilderment watching Neymar as he conjured his repertoire of skills against the well organized Sevilla defence!

Though, the lad still got to work on his goal conversion!
He had the opportunity to score, when Messi let him through on goal with a well timed pass, but rather than unleashing a shot at goal, he squared the ball back to Messi.

Tata should start Cesc more often than the pair of Xavi and Iniesta.
He is way more direct than both of them.

dayokanu: So Bayern can upgrade him to worldclass

You are a joker!
Why don't you go and upgrade your "world class" Mario Gotze?