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gree-die:
watever

Yep!

With the transcendental talent and fleetfootedness of Messi,the Orchestrating ability of Xavi,the sleek and panache dribbling of Iniesta and the marauding run of Dani Alves,Chelsea is in hell!

gree-die:
rude......

Ain't rude!

gree-die:
Op, out wit d rest of d schs ll ya?

Do it by yourself.

Odunnu: How educative is this?

Very educative!

*UNILAG GIRLS-With a lot of swagg,take them to a shawarma restaurant and get them movida for the night;finish,their pants are down! *UNIPORT GIRLS-Just be a fine boy with a huge swagg,coupled with a lil cash to take them to sammies(an eatery opposite uniport),illusion and temptation clubs(outskirts of uniport).If you are the bookworm type,with a high cgpa,they will dash you their pu-ny to take home and when you are through with it,you can bring it back.If you are a bad boy,you can even pass them to your friends. *BABCOCK GIRLS-They have little class.Just take them to a club and buy them a bottle of moet or nuvo,finish,you own their body!I must warn,however,they wouldn't get down with you if you are from the same school. *COVENANT GIRLS-Any BB excluding curve one,gives you a pass to their pu-ny,but when you are bleeping them,do not have a winners sticker in the room,let alone Papa Oyedepo's picture,otherwise,a thunderous,holy ghost slap would descend on your face and no pu-ny for you again. *OOU GIRLS-Yepa!As a yahoo boy,Just show them laptop and connection,walahi,you would bleep akpako out of their pu-ny,even if you are a poor dude. *LEAD CITY GIRLS-Tuale!I will not deceive you,you must have a bad machine.These girls know a stingy guy when they see one.But if you have a bad ride,then,pu-ny will show.They will even bleep mallams in sabo,boutique owners in dugbe and business merchants in Ibadan town,all for cash. *OAU GIRLS-One ride would do.If your Cgpa is above 3.5,you can even date friends.But be warned,love to read even when bleeping them or on a date with them. *LASU GIRLS-If you have one or more okada,keke marwa or danfo with a dvd player and season movies in your room,they would camp in your room,cooking,washing and cleaning.But if you bleep them up,they know all the touts in oshodi.You are doomed! *UNAD GIRLS-They would bleep you so you could say yes and date them due to the ratio of girls to guys.If you now have a car,you would probably do sex audition.Yet,they do go to church! *IMSU GIRLS-Just buy them a bump short and tank top,then,promise them a treat at a chinese restaurant,finish,their pants are down!

Heathen: @ sapien, have you given your life to Oprah Winfry yet. She is the truth, the way and the light! Worship her, fear her!

Why should I give my life to an atheist?Is she the saviour,Jesus christ?I can deduce that atheism runs deeply in your veins,ain't it?It's about time you gave your life to christ.He is the only one that can save your lost and forlorn soul!

logicboy: is that not why I would say that he couldnt speak English in the 1st place? Wow, you are thick

And so?What's so special about English?

Callotti: Thank you!
If your God could phock. . .or had a nice phallus. . . no need borrowing one from another man. . .prolly a petty thief to have a son of a bastard with another woman's wife only to lie the HOLY SPIRIT did it! Poor you!

You are suffering from delusion of grandeur!Your craziness knows no bounds!You are lost forever!Only Jesus,in his infinite mercy, can save you.

Callotti: The son of a sex-ually molested unconscious or drugged woman.
Without known paternity.
A product of 'God's pehnis' moving in mysterious ways. . .phocking other people's wives. . .like many of you do online with many IDs!

Mu he he he he he he

Can you prove how Mary was sex-ually molested and unconsciously drugged?Only a fool says in his heart that there is no God.You are the daftest and the most foolish soul that has ever roamed the surface of the planet,earth!

Morosini,may God give your family and all Italians the fortitude to bear this irrepearable and appalling death.You have really left an indelible footprints in the sands of time.

Henry40: So why the bloody hell is this making the front page?!! You think news of a Nigerian player slumping to death on the field while playing would make front page in any Italian forum??!! The racist Mulattoes................abegi!!!

Cretin!Bloody bigot!

Martian: Without "faith", it's just another belief in the supernatural based on assumptions, mythology, moral teachings and inane advise (you just "sinned" by calling me a "bloody atheist" so cut your fingers off for typing something that goes against jesus."30 And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.), collected and agreed upon by the ancient ruling class of jewish, roman and english authority.

The jews started it with the myth of creation and yahweh to show their own uniqueness as a culture, just like every culture has done since time immemorial. The romans adopted it and spread it, and an english king made it a bestseller and black folks were enslaved and colonized so they accepted it too.

It's really nothing special. Ignorance, superstition and existential fears are what makes it thrive.

I SMH for your lost soul!

logicboy: Yet Jesus got an F in English. Jesus couldnt speak English. Fake guy

How cretinous and daft can you be!Was English the language of the jews?Did the jews speak in British or America English?

Martian: He is the central character of the myth that the christian religion is founded on. He is just one among many characters who some people use as an all powerful guardian based on unproven claims a.k.a faith

How did you deduce that the christian faith is unproven?You are a bloody Atheist!

Martian: That's nice and all, but in reality,*He's just another mythological figure*.

Mythological figure?Can you elucidate,please?

*In Biology,he was born without normal conception. *In Chemistry,he turned H20 into wine. *In Physics,he defied the law of gravity by ascending into heaven. *In Geography,he stilled the storm of the sea. *In Law,he reduced the scribes to babies. *In Economics,he disprove the law of diminishing returns by feeding 5000 with five loaves of bread and two fishes. *In Medicine,he cured the sick without a single dose of drug. *In Banking,he discountenanced the banking vault and produced money from the mouth of a fish. *In Education,he was a professor at the age of 12. *In History,he is the beginning and the end. *In Mathematics,He is 3 in 1. *In Engineering,he is the link between men and God. *In Military strategies,he defeated death on the cross. *In Governance,he is the king of kings and Lord of Lords. HIS NAME IS JESUS CHRIST!

djustice: If there was any doubt before, it is now crystal clear that the last traces of omoluabi in this glorifed agbero and Tinubu slave died the day his master bought him that worthless SAN award from Olisa Agbakoba and co, just prior to his election into office. Clearly, there is no sense of law, equity or justice operating in his hammer-shaped ogor.

We didn't hear pim from him when he shamelessly blocked all roads in Lagos to spend state funds on his unelected, freeloading master, yet, he wants to open his forty mouth to cry fowl where there is none. Obviously, he would have preferred a situation where their "generals" in the NURTW would have a free hand to slaughter the first lady, like his blood-thirsty master ordered the murders of Bola Ige, Fun so Williams, Dipo Dina (the idiot even danced and sang at the poor guy's funeral).

Fashola should close his stinking mouth and concentrate his efforts on how he will not end up in jail after his tenure for the grand larceny he calls governance. Heeediiioooort!!!

*falls from 150 storey*Damn!You are a murderer!You just murdered Tinubu and Fashola,the bloody goon!

Callotti: Instead of tactlessly blabbing his mouth to the press. . . why not address the problem with her?
Always crying when the fight is ova.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Tinubu nor close road for im 80th birthday?
Monkey nyansh!

*falls from the iroko tree* Guy,you are damn wicked!

I thought he said an àctor would die?So,when did a movie director become an actor?

Islam and Violence,they go hand in hand!A religion of pi-ss indeed!

Kanu Nwankwo,Rasheed Yeking,Emmanuel Amunike,Austin Okocha,Segun Odegbami.

My favourite hollywood celebrities.Congrats guys!Am very happy for you!