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marcangelo: pls when is the first list coming out

Early august!

Markeveli: Pls I just check uniport website now A̶̲̥̅n̶̲̥̅̊d̶̲̥̅̊ they said †ђε ΑЯ̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ registering for SSLT programme. A̶̲̥̅n̶̲̥̅̊d̶̲̥̅̊ they said candidate that did not choose †ђε sch should enroll...pls how true is this? A̶̲̥̅n̶̲̥̅̊d̶̲̥̅̊ it is A̶̲̥̅ diploma something or what? Please I need urgent reply, †ђε form is closing very soon. God ϐłêšš

It would be decipherable if you could type in a legible font.

kelebe12: Bros pls u re to much.I scored 191 in jamb nd 232 in post ume.wat is d cut off for diplomatic study

Actually,that's my department.Be guarantee that your admission is secured.By the way,did you choose Uniport as your first or second choice institution?

If to say na to strap bomb for body and look for 72 virgins,dem go dey 95% literate.

If to say na to strap bomb for body and look for 72 virgins,dem go dey 95% literate.

omalicham: pls wat is d cut off for education,a frend of mine score 210 in jamb en 192 in post ume.wat her chance of been addmited

She may be admitted because the post utme performance was generally too low.She has got the chance because she scored above 180 in post utme.Tell her to go and be prayerful.

Naija,I hail oooooo!

Creatrixity: A friend of mine scored 207 in jamb and 200 in post ume.any chance of getting admission to study pharmacy?

That score is way too meagre to secure admission for pharmacy.He/She may be thrown into any of the pure sciences e.g Maths/statistics,Animal and environmental biology,Plant biotechnology,or faculty of agriculture.

joshua idibia: thanks for the infos... you are a great helper..

are u an indegene of rivers?.

Nope!Ain't a rivers indigene.Am a yoruba guy from Ekiti state.

Babyamaka: well i know that i would acctually not do that because i will not be too forward to boast about my guy in front of other girls so as not to steal him away from me, but if i were the girl meehen i will fall on my kneels not minding the crowd and and start begging for forgiveness.

Roflmao!I laugh in swahili!Fall on your knees and start begging a prospective husband you had humiliated in the presence of everyone?He would only listen if he is a cretin.

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Yes! booqee is not! Try her!




But is this suppose to be a joke?[/quote]Nope!Ain't a joke.How do you mean by booqee is not?Is she your girlfriend?

Phiozy: She is really a foolish lady. She knws he has d money, nd al dat quality, bt bought dat kinda bread(dat aint ordinary), her common sense wld hv tld sumtin was kinda fishy and she shld hv been tactical in approachin d mata... I 4 one apprecia8s gifts no mata hw li2, I wouldnt hv insulted him(cause Iv ever experienced sumtin close 2 dis)... If she luvs him, den she shld hv tot of coverin up 4him. Her anger, pride and overly materialistic nature caused it.
I wldn't 4giv myself if dat eva happens.

What a witty reply from a wonderful woman!

Naija,I hail thee!

xavier3: Na to take off o no questions asked!. she's obviously materialistic because she had plans of flaunting his wealth, as that is all she is proud of.

Is there any Nigerian girl that is not materialistic?

joshua idibia: one last question... how many student do they admit per department?.

For social science faculty,they do admit huge number of candidates due to the astronomical number of jambites who crave the courses i.e 150 upwards.During my time,138 candidates were admitted into sociology department.At the end of the day,only 45 students were left as the rest of us were screened out and sent to other departments,due to wrong subjects combination in utme.

A girl had really talked about her boyfriend to her female friends.She told them how rich,caring,generous and handsome he is,and informed them that he will be coming to visit the next evening.High expectation rose from everyone,and the guy came the next evening as expected.Regrettably,he came with a loaf of "agege bread" as a gift to his girlfriend this time.The girl was very dissapointed,threw the bread at him and insulted him to the fullest in the presence of her friends,ordering him to leave.Embittered,the guy took the "agege bread",sliced it into two and lo and behold,a car key and engagement ring fell out of the bread. *Guys,what would you do if you were the guy? *Ladies,what would you do if you were the lady?

chuks49: Corps members posted to Yobe, Kaduna, Kano, Sokoto, Bornu and Bauchi states have asked the National Youth Service Corps to redeploy them from these trouble states.

The corps members, who expressed sadness as they received their call-up letters for the Batch B NYSC service year, said they were confused as they did not know what to do due to the spate of bombings and other forms of insecurity in these states.

Some of the corps members and their families, who expressed their worries on various social network sites including Facebook and Twitter, said they were extremely sad and disappointed when they received their call-up letters, deploying them to trouble states where there is currently curfew, threats of reprisals andcenseless bombings.

Some of the comments on the social network sites read, “We need to arise and stop the government from sentencing us and our loved ones to death. Is our government/NYSCthis heartless or simply inhumane? We seek our immediate redeployment, we want to live in places where wecan work with peace of mind.’’

Our correspondents learnt thatauthorities of the NYSC had also been under pressure from parents and prospective corps members posted to northern states, who had been seeking alternative posting.

Our Correspondent learnt in Abuja on Sunday that the NYSCwas already collaborating with the affected states on how to ensure security for the corps members posted to their states.

But speaking through the Borno State Commissioner for Information, Mr. Inuwa Bwala, in a telephone interview with our correspondent in Abuja on Sunday, the Governor, Alhaji Kashim Shettima, made a casefor corps members to be posted to the state.

He argued that the security situation in the state was beingexaggerated by detractors to further isolate the state from the rest of the country.

He said, “While it is true that we have security challenges, it is a fact that these challenges are not exclusive to Borno State.

“We don’t have on record any attack on visitors neither do we have any record of attacks on the NYSC camp or corps members posted to and currently serving in Borno State.”


http://www.punchng.com/news/outrage-as-nysc-posts-graduates-to-borno-others/

I would rather kill myself than to go on a suicide mission.

joshua idibia: wrong subjects combinations in jamb? I wrote English. Govt. C.R.K & Econs... hope no problem..?

Got no qualms,bro.Your subjects combination is off the hook.During my time,I wrote govt,econs,geo and english.So,I was rejected because I didn't write any art subject.Well,am presently relishing my course because it's double honours.

joshua idibia: WOW..... I nearly shed tears of joy...

You don't need to shed tears.That was the same scores I got in my post utme during my own time.It was also sociology and my name popped up first in the department admission list.Though,I was later rejected and sent to history and International studies department due to wrong subject combination.

joshua idibia: WOW..... I nearly shed tears of joy...

You don't need to shed tears.That was the same scores I got in my post utme during my own time.It was also sociology and my name popped up first in the department admission list.Though,I was later rejected to history and International studies department due to wrong subject combination.

^^What was your post utme scores?

Da floxy: Pls sir wot does it mean for one to study basic studies in uniport, n wot wil warrant a person to study it

Basic studies is another name for pre-degree.Once you perform wonderfully well in the one year programme,you would be granted admission into your chosen department.Basic studies is strictly for science students.

joshua idibia: scored 224 in jamb and 248 post utme sociology and the school is my first choice....any hope?.

Go and prepare for your admission in November.You are already admitted!

My favorite are amanda and gang of Coolfm Port harcourt.These two can melt the hardest of heart with their voices.

[quote author=$+@^|EY]It is my first choice by the way[/quote]Uniport is not admitting into Medicine and Surgery this year.But with your fantastic scores,you would be admitted into pharmarcy,Physiology,dentistry,Anatomy or Biochemistry.Congrats in advance on your admission.

Kindy: @Sapien, thanks for creating this thread. My sister scored 243 (including post UME and JAMB) for Accountancy and chose d school as 1st choice, any possibility of being admitted?

Thanks.

No qualms,her admission is guaranteed.Tell her to prepare for resumption in November.

@op,since you have electric current in your body,please,let me bring Farouk Lawani and Otedola, so you can electrocute them to death.

elvis10ten: you are one of the big f.o.o.l.s in NL. What have yoruba achieved in their history. They are just dirty pigs moving up and down helplessly. Check out, we igbos are better than u. Look at guys like philip emeagwali and the rest, they are great men, but show me any yoruba that is internationally famous for achieving a great thing like that. I hate yorubas, u guys just go around giving ur self number on ur face(marks) lol. U guys are dogs. Even the one living close to me person no fit enter the house. Pigs. Its not by mark its by sense and we are beta than u guys for that.

Na your entire generation be pigs and dogs!Olosi jatijati!

[quote author=temmy.m3]@OP.. lol. i feel your pain as well. I do understand u dont wanna wake up and the first thing u see at your side is a woman with a face like a rainy season and then go back to sleep. just like most people said, go with your mind! i also luv the advice that says THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN COS THEY MIGHT NOT FORGIVE YOU. lol. making more of rainy season faces is not so awesome, but if u can live with that, nothin do u.

I remembr few years back, used to have this neigbourhood friend. His Dad was so handsome and the wife was the exact opposite. Every morning, His popsi wakes up just to stare at a pretty girl (Another neighbour), guess the wife has been suspecting him and on this fateful day she caught him doing the act and bubble busted. The woman started shoutin at him and the matter was all over the hood, ask the husband to explain why he is always doing that, '' i dont know why God purnished me giving me this Rhinoceros for a wife. everytim i wake up and see her in the morning, i go back to bed cos i know if i dont, i ll surely have some bad luck in the office and wherever i go.. I was only looking at that beautiful Bimpe (the pretty neighbour) from the window for goodluck throughout the day, nothing more'' hearing that, the wife gets outter control, i remember she asked ''emi ni mi o fine abi, emi ni mo n fun e ni badluck laaro kutu'' meaning "I am the ugly one right? I really do giv u badluck early morning?? And the man replied.. Yesss, u are uglyyyyy, u look like a rhinos (displaying how a rhinos walks and runs) hearing and seeing two couples doing all that, omo kom see laugh for our estate ooo, i bursted into an undilluted laughter and fell down the stairs. Kept laughing even with my bruises from the staircase.
And the funniest was in d evening when my friend (their son) asked me why my head was plastered, i remembrd her parents & i bursted into a fresh laughter. This continued for weeks and i couldnt even greet his mum anymore, always runnin away for the fear of laughing at her presence seeing those rhinos in her the way her husband described it. God forgiv me o. Lolzzzz. Just go with your mind bro. If u feel its d best for u, fine. We ll all support u and Wish u the very best of luck with ur own Rhinos, send me your wedding IV though:
[/quote]Laff don break my ribs 4 here o.Guy,abeg,come buy another ribs before I sue yoù to court.

[quote author=temmy.m3]@OP.. lol. i feel your pain as well. I do understand u dont wanna wake up and the first thing u see at your side is a woman with a face like a rainy season and then go back to sleep. just like most people said, go with your mind! i also luv the advice that says THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN COS THEY MIGHT NOT FORGIVE YOU. lol. making more of rainy season faces is not so awesome, but if u can live with that, nothin do u.

I remembr few years back, used to have this neigbourhood friend. His Dad was so handsome and the wife was the exact opposite. Every morning, His popsi wakes up just to stare at a pretty girl (Another neighbour), guess the wife has been suspecting him and on this fateful day she caught him doing the act and bubble busted. The woman started shoutin at him and the matter was all over the hood, ask the husband to explain why he is always doing that, '' i dont know why God purnished me giving me this Rhinoceros for a wife. everytim i wake up and see her in the morning, i go back to bed cos i know if i dont, i ll surely have some bad luck in the office and wherever i go.. I was only looking at that beautiful Bimpe (the pretty neighbour) from the window for goodluck throughout the day, nothing more'' hearing that, the wife gets outter control, i remember she asked ''emi ni mi o fine abi, emi ni mo n fun e ni badluck laaro kutu'' meaning "I am the ugly one right? I really do giv u badluck early morning?? And the man replied.. Yesss, u are uglyyyyy, u look like a rhinos (displaying how a rhinos walks and runs) hearing and seeing two couples doing all that, omo kom see laugh for our estate ooo, i bursted into an undilluted laughter and fell down the stairs. Kept laughing even with my bruises from the staircase.
And the funniest was in d evening when my friend (their son) asked me why my head was plastered, i remembrd her parents & i bursted into a fresh laughter. This continued for weeks and i couldnt even greet his mum anymore, always runnin away for the fear of laughing at her presence seeing those rhinos in her the way her husband described it. God forgiv me o. Lolzzzz. Just go with your mind bro. If u feel its d best for u, fine. We ll all support u and Wish u the very best of luck with ur own Rhinos, send me your wedding IV though:
[/quote]Laff don break my ribs 4 here o.Guy,abeg,come buy another ribs before I sue yoù to court.

Who says Lionel Messi is the best in the World?He isn't!He is simply transcendental!He is out of this world!Happy birthday,Lionel Messi, the greatest of all time.

*The husband is always right. *The husband is always the master of the family,even if he doesn't work. *The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going to bed, as well as before turning her back to him on the bed. *If the husband mistakenly hit the wife,and then comes a visitor,the wife should smile as if nothing happened. *The husband is still the master and has full control of all operations,even in bed. *Even if the wife is right,article number 1 takes over. *Before going to bed at night,the wife must always be in her night dress. *The husband never lies,but he enlightens. *When the husband is shouting,the wife doesn't shout back at him. *The wife should wait for the husband before making critical decisions. *The husband never comes home late,he is in a meeting. *The husband never goes out on his offdays,but he is in a family meeting. *The wife waits for her husband with her ideas. *The wife never overworks herself during the day to avoid getting tired at night. *The wife never goes to the husband's office,unless there is a case of emergency. *The wife should not make any kind of astronomical expenses without consulting the husband,even if it's her money. *All misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without any intervention from a third party. *The wife never refuses her husband se.x. *The wife must not order her husband. *The wife has to limit her jealousy and not show it in public. *The wife attends to the husband's family without nagging and complaints.