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Is there a president in Nigeria?With the spate of bombings and insurgency by bokoharam in Northern Nigeria,Goodluck Jonathan is a total failure!A country he swore/pledged to defend and protect her citizenry has gone to the dogs!Wanton corruption and siphoning of public funds among public officials,breakdown of law and order,incessant power failure and total insecurity have been the order of the day.Without being narrow-minded,It's high time I said that Goodluck Jonathan is the worst president to ever rule Nigeria.He is the definition of cluelessness!With this present democratic dispensation,who says military rule isn't better than a democratic rule? |
@Izu,Is your girlfriend a lovepeddler?Why must she exchange her body for money?If she craves paid se.x,why can't she head for a brothel, instead of you lavishing and squandering your hard earned money on an highly demanding and extravagant girlfriend? |
^^ Muhehehehehe!I even thank my heineken for not cracking my skull. |
^^What are you confused about?Calling her to order or dumping her? |
Mynd_44: Get off my back dudeAnd I guess you created the thread,right?Stalker! |
IZUKWU: so i should do what? By the way marriage is not in my plans for now ,may be in two years time . Just starve working two years ago after youth service. But she is not financially prudent. Seems to spend what ever she makes. She just got a new room and wanted me to help out in either the carpet ,curtains or lent but i just paid my lent then and couldn't help,plus financial burdens from my siblings in school. I have been trying to guide her to manage her finances well but she prefers hand outs and i have only helped where i can and when i can.Bro,dump that girl with immediate alacrity!She is a spendthrift!An extravagant fianceé would make a bad wife in the long run.She would wreck your finances!Don't say I never told you!Shun her ravishing beauty,and go look for a modest,faithful,caring and prudent girl to date.With perserverance,you shall meet a lady with the sterling qualities you crave in a prospective fianceé. |
@op,it would be funkier if he parks in the middle of third mainland bridge,brings you out to the front of the car,kneels down and slips the ring in your finger,while other commuters watch on.The best proposal ever! |
@op,rip her clothes off and drench it in water when next she comes visiting. |
@op,rip her clothes off when next she comes visiting. |
^^ Absolutely! |
@op,check through her phone when she comes over to your place.She must have an hidden agenda! |
^^ Says who?How did you know? |
Mynd_44: Fine get high. Are you satisfied?Nope,Not yet!Until I meet another ravishing beauty. |
Mynd_44: Cos it is vainAin't vain to be a bit conceited,bro! |
ms pookie: No, she wasnt! She only sounded serious. And if indeed she was, u should not forget to say a testimony today in church, cos God saved u. Na witchMuhehehehehe!Witch indeed!Can't really imagine myself unable to share some emotional entanglement with a girlfriend.I had been in three former flourishing relationship and I had some wonderful moments of french kissing and smooching. |
adonisgold: This is an old worn out joke and OP is lieing through his hat.Who is this one?Comot,make I pass jor!Lie ko,kill ni! |
Mynd_44: Don't get high off it thoughHehehehehehe!Why shouldn't I get high off it? |
moremi2008: LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I would have paid a pretty penny to watch this! You probably gave the poor man a heart attack! Nobody, not even old men, want to die.But everyone wants to make heaven?Why?Is there any other way to make heaven without dieing? |
Mynd_44: ^^Thanks, bro! |
I went to a family wedding,and one of my uncles came up to me during the reception,poked me in the ribs and said,"Akin,you are next." Some couple of weeks later,at the burial of my paternal grandmother,I went up to my uncle and jokingly said,"Uncle,you are next." On hearing this,he went belligerent,picked up a huge stone and almost broke my head.If not for my athletics skills,I wouldn't know what would have happened that day.Crazily enough,he almost disrupted the burial activities by creating a scene.Nairalanders,did I say the wrong thing to him?Why is it that nobody craves for death,but everybody is highly desirous of heaven? |
Woe betides me if I do not marry a lady that is at least 6years younger! |
Mynd_44: And how were you sure she was not lying or that she spiced up her "stories" to make them interesting?Bro,we have gone our separate ways.I gave her a piece of my mind when I knew she was serious about the rules she listed.I had vowed never to lay my hands on any lady in my life.If I dare comply with her rules and forge ahead with the relationship,I may be forced to hit her whenever she pisses me off. |
ms pookie: Fcus it can't work! She's sleeker than your average. Altho, she woulda helped u upgrade since u aint smart enuf to know she wudnt expect u to keep up with all the rules.Ma'am,she was damn serious!She meant all she said! |
Woe betides a man that has never lied to his wife! |
Mynd_44: Everything about her? How can you know everything about someone?She told me some stories about her past relationships and life in general.As a Ph girl,she knew where I was headed by querying her about some aspects of her love life. |
Mynd_44: Everything about her? How can you know everything about someone?She told me some stories about her past relationships and life in general. |
Mynd_44: The rules of real life advises against it. The rules where kidnappers, rapists, ritualist and all sort of pervert existBro,how funny can you be?!Didn't you see where I wrote that I had known everything about her in that short period we met?Moreover,I did ask her out when I went to visit her. |
2buff: Asking for relationship a couple days from first contact...is kinda fast. |
2buff: Asking for relationship a couple days from first contact...is kinda fast.But bro,I hit on her for a relationship almost two weeks after we met.And before doing that,we guys got talking on daily basis to determine her love life. |
Mynd_44: Because you sound like oneYou still haven't told me how you get to know a cheat when you see one?By the way,in which book of relationship rules is it written that it is wrong to ask a girl out couple of days after meeting her? |
Nosu: Bros, ur intention isn't right in d first place. Only God knows hw many ladies u re dating now.If I may ask,what is my intention?When did it become a sin to hit on a cute girl for a relationship? |
Mynd_44: Are you trying to "insinuate" that you are not?Why should you think I am a cheat? |
