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Just listened to the bantering on Cool fm 95.9 Port harcourt.That biatch was way too cheeky.If I were Mode 9,I would had stood up and hit her.Next time,she would briddle her tongue before spewing rubbish. |
Wily+Wily:Bloody Bigot! |
Angel Jennifer: Please what was the cutoff mark for accountancy in 2011/2012 uniport post ume. from where does uniport set their post ume. I score 221. Does Uniport accept commerce in Jamb for accounting. ThanksLast year's cut-off was 200 and it would still be the cut-off for this year's post utme.221 is not a bad score;just go and prepare for English,Maths,Accounts,Commerce,Economics n Government for your Post-utme.It would strictly be computer based questions,50 questions in 30minutes.You have got to be very fast and concise.Yes,Uniport accepts Commerce. |
Boko haram toying with the tail of a tiger.The reprisal attack in southwest would be bloody! |
Am gonna declare state of emergency in the entire north and some parts of middle belt,including FCT. |
~Killz~:Must you always comment? |
*The tall slim ones are called "SKYE BANK". *The robust and spacious ones are "OCEANIC BANK". *The ones that move from one relationship to another are called "INTERCONTINENTAL BANK". *The ones that dash their womanliness to every Tom,Diick and Harry are called "ACCESS BANK". *The silent but dangerous ones are "FIRST INLAND BANK". *Those who are not cute yet they love being heard are called "BANK PHB". *Those who stick to one man are "FIDELITY BANK". *Those who seem caring but debit you massively for every affection are called "UBA". *Those that go to any extent to make you sad are "ZENITH BANK". *Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue are "UNION BANK". *The brief and summarized ones are called "MICROFINANCE BANKS" *The huge ones that stand firmly are "FIRST BANK" *The beautiful,reserved and homely ones are called " DIAMOND BANKS" *The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the boyfriends are broke are "GTB" So,ladies,which bank are you? Guys,which bank do your ladies belong? |
As an undergraduate,my parents do send me #20,000 monthly allowance.But I find it very hard to pay my monthly tithe of one tenth of my allowance.To cut the long story short,I have never paid my tithe ever since securing admission two years.Scary enough,my pastor once said if one finds it difficult to pay tithe as an undergraduate,he wouldn't even bulge when he starts working and earning millions because of the huge tithe one would get to pay,then.Nairalanders,I would really like to know;what are the consequences of witholding one's tithe as an undergraduate?Shouldn't God consider that I haven't started working yet? |
Can two walk together without an agreement?It's high time this forced marriage between Northern and Southern Nigeria is dissolved.Lord Lugard must be crazy for the silly amalgamation in 1914!This matrimony ain't just working! |
If you chose Unique Uniport in the just concluded Utme,ask me your questions.Am willing to answer. |
If drinking garri were a sport,I would be an olympic gold medalist! |
fuke: This guy needs a professional manager pronto.How did you know Davido is gifted?With that his wack lyrics? |
nyabingi: [b]Evergreen songs that will stand the test of time from Nigeria are so many but let me just list some that easily comes to my memory>The Ondo lady ìs Comfort Omoge. |
Olalekan 0: For him to flaunt a mere #10m cheque,(less than $80K),when his counterparts in other continents are riding in $2.5m cars,it simply denotes the fact that he's got no class. I used to think he was richer.mtchewwwTaah!Go and sit down!When did Nigeria become America,Britain or Germany?Ten million is a whole lot of dough in Nigeria! |
It is a Nigeria movie when a husband makes love to his concubine or maid in the bedroom without locking the door;and his wife barges in and catches him red handed. |
It is a Nigeria movie when a gang of armed robbers enter your room with relative ease without forcing the door open. |
Honeycity: im not really a fan of Odunlade for his over interpretation of roles. he kind of over acts movie rolesIf Odun overinterpretes his role,then,what does Femi do?Underinterpretes? |
tuniski: ABU girls and other malo uni babes na ruba once you get swagg and a name that is done pants roll!!!!Sometimes high CGPA too!Thought those ones know only how to bomb?Have you forgotten that swagg is foreign culture,which gives them allergy? |
A playboy,two timing friend of mine would never date my cousin,not to talk of my sister.I go fall him hand big time! |
Uniport girls are bunch of ugly bit.ches without make up. |
D sage: Odunlake adekola,d man is talented and vry gud in all character.I can see that Odun has got loads of fan on nairaland. |
onatisi: odunlade adekola to me is a better actor.he interprets his roles well and does not get unnecessarily funny.Hmmm!So,when did Femi Adebayo become a comedian?Is it because of Jelili? |
onatisi: odunlade adekola to me is a better actor.he interprets his roles well and does not get unnecessarily funny. |
Phonon: I hope there is a category for "Worst English Sub-Titles?"*falls from 35 storey building* |
Ejiné: "Yollywood"? Seriously, YOLLYWOOD!!?*falls from coconut tree* |
Lots of diverse opinions have been going on about these two actors recently,ODUNLADE ADEKOLA and FEMI ADEBAYO.Nairalanders,I would really love to know your opinion.Who is the better actor in terms of stage presence,charisma,carriage,swagger,and fans base? |
babaniyen1: Your analysis re damn correct. U must be a bad man to know all dis o . It means u would av sampled all schools in Nigeria. What about aboki girls like ABU lolThose ones are bombers,they have got no swagg. |
And to think that the northeners would allow the SNC to hold sway?You guys should better eschew your bigotry and ethnic sentiment!You guys are falling for cheap propaganda.Check out how many northern ministers and special advisers are in Jonathan's cabinet,and those who hold sway in government parastatals and the parliament,would they watch Nigeria disintegrate?They know their derivation from a united Nigeria.Though,we,southerners,utterly crave emancipation from this Northerners,but we got no choice because it's never gonna happen.Nigeria has come to stay,and stay it must! |
afam4eva: Wetin concern Ijaw man concern Ogoni man or Efik/Ibibio man?LMAO!Afam,you are damn wicked!How did you spot that?The guy is glaringly suffering from delusion of grandeur;he craves for emancipated republic of Ijaw. |