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CelebritiesRe: Lady Revealed How Embarrassed She Was After Her Vibrator Fell In Public by Sarcastic101: 5:33pm On Apr 16, 2021
dangotesmummy:
Embarassed that what? undecided

No be you get your property? No be your money you take use buy am?


Let me Kuku spill the beans and tell men what they may likely hate to hear



Every 4 in 10 women have and use d1ldos.married women inclusive


The earlier men realise this the better for all of us
Just say you are using a vibrator and Love Machine

Chronic masturbator
RomanceRe: What Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Someone Should Date You? by Sarcastic101: 4:23pm On Apr 16, 2021
Am rich,am rich

Am Rich
Am Rich
Am Rich
RomanceRe: Another Broke Nairaland Guy Just Displayed His Stupidity. Rubbish. by Sarcastic101: 4:59pm On Apr 14, 2021
Stupid post
RomanceRe: Dangers Of Paternity Fraud (ladies,take Note) by Sarcastic101: 4:05pm On Apr 13, 2021
StacyO:
Not mincing words or trying to sound nice but, I'll just acquiesce to this.

But regardless, we both know the gender that propagates and executes most of these abhorrent acts you speak of.
What a world
Men aren't men anymore
I cherish the past more than the present
When men were respected
When they had “wives"who saw themselves as sisters
Everyone was happy
The field was for the men
The home was for the women
No dating
No relationships
No heartbreak
Our women were ripe virgins when we married them
Everyman had a hunger to marry once he was old enough
He went to the father of the woman so his responsibility would be rated
Men were also virgins
The brothers/father of the girls would beat him if he touched their daughter anyhow
Even though she wore almost nothing
If he disvirgined any he'd marry her by force

A man like me can't be fulfilled in this world
Civilisation may have improved many aspects of life
But it sure did destroy the relationship between the two genders
RomanceRe: Why Is This Forum Full Of Red Pillers by Sarcastic101: 3:30pm On Apr 13, 2021
Hunger no go kill you


See as she look like monkey
RomanceRe: Male Friends With Benefit Needed - Lagos by Sarcastic101: 4:08pm On Apr 12, 2021
Op Na gbolor
Ned nwoko that's as ugly asf would engage this one over the phone
RomanceRe: My Friend Is Dating A Guy Who Has A Girlfriend by Sarcastic101: 7:12pm On Apr 06, 2021
All these boy friend snatcher
Better leave somebody b f alone else
Thunder fire you
Thunder fire you
Thunder fire you
RomanceRe: A Feel Like Running Away From The House by Sarcastic101: 11:32pm On Apr 05, 2021
“Africa is in the centre of the continent"


Go and buy WAEC form immediately

Don't get F9 in English this time
RomanceRe: I Stopped Masturbating 7 Months Ago - Nigerian Lady Celebrates by Sarcastic101: 11:26pm On Apr 05, 2021
Hehehe
All these goats advising us to leave masturbation and get a girlfriend//boyfriend
You're just jumping from frying pan to fire
From masturbation to fornication
Sin Na sin
Don't defend anyone
You're not a lawyer
RomanceRe: I Stopped Masturbating 7 Months Ago - Nigerian Lady Celebrates by Sarcastic101: 11:19pm On Apr 05, 2021
meobizy:
This whole forum is rubbish. I will soon leave for good.
Chronic masturbator
Not happy with the how the society views her lifestyle
RomanceRe: As A Man, If You get married; you're a loser. by Sarcastic101: 9:27pm On Apr 05, 2021
Where do you want your thunder to strike you from
RomanceRe: What Do You Hate About Being Attractive ? by Sarcastic101: 9:00pm On Apr 05, 2021
Op be thinking she's attractive

grin grin grin
Don't be decieved
CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie: Feminism Is Why Women Get Beaten Up In Marriage by Sarcastic101: 9:01pm On Mar 31, 2021
Wittyduchess:
So in other words ,prior to feminism ,there has been no case of domestic violence in Nigeria and Nigerian men have not been throwing their wives and kids on to the streets?


Infact before feminism it was very common for a man to just wake up and throw his wife and kids onto the streets and the woman's family will still come and beg him.


Before feminism ,it was common for a woman to forebear torture from her husband because she knows even if she leaves she will be turned back to her husband's house by her own family.



And Mr peter ,I am sure there are many things that defines a woman in general than what type of dish she is able to prepare to keep her horseband.


And with no apologies ,I put it to you Mr peter Edochie that you are a misogynist.
It's not misogyny
It's chauvenism
If we have feminists
Why can't we have chauvenists
RomanceRe: Surprised Her With A Million Naira (pictures) by Sarcastic101: 8:56am On Mar 31, 2021
How much have you given your mother

I'm sure you don't even have a house of your own

If you go broke don't pray to God to restore your blessings Ooooh
Pray to that girl
CelebritiesRe: Lilo Aderogba: "Men Don't Like Good Girls" - BBNaija's Lilo by Sarcastic101: 6:38pm On Mar 30, 2021
McSquishi:
Lmao, so now it’s my husband who is cheating? before it was my dad. Before you said I would never be married now you know all about my marriage? Ha.

Look how desperate you are to form an adequate insult... all for my attention because you can’t manage to get attention in real life. Sad.

Sweetheart here’s some advice: you may be ugly on the outside but you don’t have to force your insides to match. Work on yourself...

Be well.
If you see people that I've gotten their attention
You'd lose your self esteem

Don't mention me again
I don't converse with empty brains

Go and reinstall you brain
CelebritiesRe: Lilo Aderogba: "Men Don't Like Good Girls" - BBNaija's Lilo by Sarcastic101: 6:25pm On Mar 30, 2021
dangotesmummy:
this one wey you dey bang your laptop angrily, I'm not the cause of your brokenness na grin tongue

Leave the sidechicks alone, they have made their Choice and are living their lives,live yours wink
if I sellone of my shoes
It'll pay you for 3years
CelebritiesRe: Lilo Aderogba: "Men Don't Like Good Girls" - BBNaija's Lilo by Sarcastic101: 6:24pm On Mar 30, 2021
McSquishi:
1.) I am already married so your dumb predictions are as useless as the person making them...

2.) the only person attracted to my comment has been you... so thanks for admitting you are a nonsense man, at least we agree on something.

grin grin grin
So your husband is cheating on you
Sorry Ooooh
Put him in prayers
I'm sure he'd stop

And if you keep commenting like a goat

He'd keep cheating like a he-goat
CelebritiesRe: Lilo Aderogba: "Men Don't Like Good Girls" - BBNaija's Lilo by Sarcastic101: 6:05pm On Mar 30, 2021
McSquishi:
Now if I call your mom and dad useless goats to even dare birth such a person as you I will be called rude... but look at how you mention my parents unprovoked.

I never said all men cheat, so the fact you’re offended by my comment reveals you feel I was speaking about you or else you’re illiterate and didn’t understand my comment. Either way, not my problem.

Most men who say they want good women end up cheating on those good women with the bad ones. So who cares about getting married when the ones who are married end up in misery with your kind anyway.
Hehehe
Don't marry now
Who dey beg you

When you grow old and cannot work for yourself
Regret go scatter your head

Na your type dey end up as mama lawo
When them old

My dad never cheated on his wife till he died

If you keep commenting nonsense here
Nonsense men would be attracted to you
CelebritiesRe: Mabel Makun, AY's Wife Celebrates 35th Birthday (Photos) by Sarcastic101: 5:58pm On Mar 30, 2021
perkyB:
why is she almost albino and has a dark daughter huh atleast the girl supposed to collect small fairness
Like say ay no dark

I know say if you dey close to ay you go dey opt for DNA test


Fault finder
CelebritiesRe: Lilo Aderogba: "Men Don't Like Good Girls" - BBNaija's Lilo by Sarcastic101: 5:53pm On Mar 30, 2021
McSquishi:
If as a wife you’re being laughed at because of humiliation your husband brings upon you, who cares about laughing last? huh huh

Foolishness
Because you father was cheating on your mum doesn't mean all husband's cheat on Thier wives okay


All the bad girl wey u dey do
Wich good man don marry you
CelebritiesRe: Lilo Aderogba: "Men Don't Like Good Girls" - BBNaija's Lilo by Sarcastic101: 5:50pm On Mar 30, 2021
dangotesmummy:
yawns


How come side chicks are richer than wives?
No side chick is richer than alakija
She's the richest woman in Nigeria
And she's married
Stop talking nonsense


All the money those side chicks make are being spent on cosmetic surgery,makeup and useless things
(Even Dangote American side chick complained because she wasn't getting much)
These useless badgirls are the ones that makes husband's cheat
Men don't cheat with spirits

Upon all the Money they collect from men none of them has reached billionaire status



Get your ass married and stop talking rubbish
FamilyRe: Is My Fear Of Raising Kids In Nigeria Irrational? by Sarcastic101: 2:36pm On Mar 30, 2021
ibechris:
Pls,dont use Dangote to compare anyone or business in Nigeria. There is business and there is monopoly. That man is a monolpolist and has destroyed many youths in this country.
He does not allow foreign investment to come into the country for the fear of competition. Go and read the damning report that was drafted about him by the United state govt. U will know why no one should regard him as a role model in this country.
Dangote is not stopping foreign investors
Many companies (MTN,yale ,nestle, chevron, ShopRite, all these car companies,pz) infact70% of the biggest manufacturing companies are owned by foreigners
Dangote wasn't poor although but he wasn't the richest when he started
He would have run off to America or Europe
But he saw what you all refused to see
And worked hard
None of our brothers abroad has up to one Third of his money
Even if you do the top tencountdown of the
Richest Nigerians you'd notice that they all made Thier money here in Nigeria
This is what the foreign investors see that we the country men don't even see


I've said it and would keep saying it
No matter what you do
No matter where you go
If you don't work hard
You can never be rich
CelebritiesRe: Ah Why Are You Shouting That I Can't Dress Like This In Muslim Way – Tianahempir by Sarcastic101: 2:12pm On Mar 30, 2021
Shes showing us dry laps
PoliticsRe: Six Times President Buhari Travelled To The UK For Medical Attention by Sarcastic101: 2:09pm On Mar 30, 2021
Buhari will die in uk
CelebritiesRe: Lilo Aderogba: "Men Don't Like Good Girls" - BBNaija's Lilo by Sarcastic101: 2:04pm On Mar 30, 2021
iLegendd:
You're right and Apple phone is of quality and at the same time has a huge customer base.

I was in a certain country and while using the public transport (inside a bus) all the secondary school students in that bus had the latest iPhone at the time. Back then, Nigerians were still on Blackberry.

All I'm trying to prove is: quality things have huge customer base too just the same way cheap things do.

If we judge customer base based on what Nigerians can afford, then I'm wrong, but if it's on global demand and purchase power, I'm right.

Also, I'm not supporting their wayward behaviors, but pointing out the customer base of expensive and cheap things.
Thanks

I can see from the angle at which you are looking at it

All I know is that bad girls are for short-term purposes
For flirting , even their patronisers know this

It's the good woman that'll stay with me until old age


Who even told these so called “bad girls”
That good girls can't be bad

The good girls also know what men want and how to give it to them
BUT they also know the kind of men they want (good men) and the only way to get a good man is by being a good woman
If you're a bad woman may still get good men but they won't last because “beauty attracts men but character can keep or chase them away”

Even the men chasingthese bad girls know deep down that it's temporary
FamilyRe: Is My Fear Of Raising Kids In Nigeria Irrational? by Sarcastic101: 1:48pm On Mar 30, 2021
A hard working person would make it any where
The richest man in Africa (Dangote) didn't look at all these factors
He just worked hard and he achieved success
(He wouldn't leave his business in Nigeria for any country)
Meanwhile a lazy person would not make it
Even if he travels to Luxembourg

Truth is that you can make it anywhere

I've seen people who traveled to Europe an they are suffering
More than us back here
They save all they earn to come back and show off at the end of the year

Also seen people who made it abroad to

So it's not EASY ANYWHERE
Train your children to be hard working and able to function wherever they find themselves
RomanceRe: My Landlord Is Giving Me Quit Notice Because Of The Way I Dress - Lady Cries Out by Sarcastic101: 1:35pm On Mar 30, 2021
You were turning his house to a brothel
CelebritiesRe: Lilo Aderogba: "Men Don't Like Good Girls" - BBNaija's Lilo by Sarcastic101: 1:23pm On Mar 30, 2021
iLegendd:
Your quote on the cheapest product having the highest customer is almost true, but Apple products proved it wrong.
Apple products are of quality

If women were phones
Bad girls would be Nokia torchlight
Good women are apple phones
Because of their quality


You'd say apple products has more customers
But I don't. Agree
A customer is someone who demand an item and has the resources capable of acquiring it
Not someone who demand s an item
But doesn't possess the resources needed to acquire it

Not up to 1000 people in this country has the latest iPhone
Though many people use IPhone
They all don't have the money to afford it

All these men chasing bad girls aren't really chasing them
They're just chasing their body
All the attractions he has for her dies when he cums

Those girls are cheap in the sense that even the worst of all men would sleep with them so far he has Money

I can give my gateman money to sleep with any of them in my presence
They'd concur
That's how cheap they are

It all ends when they clock 50

No husband no kids no love from any where

There is no reward in being a bad girl

You're just a prostitute if you're one

Only difference is that you don't walk at night
CelebritiesRe: Lilo Aderogba: "Men Don't Like Good Girls" - BBNaija's Lilo by Sarcastic101: 1:01pm On Mar 30, 2021
huh the
dangotesmummy:
yinmu

WHO are the kinds of ladies Kanye West marries or date?


All his ex(s ) were all bad girls.he left a stripper to marry a nudist


Dey there dey lie to yourself
Mumu they still divorced
Kim Kardashian has had three divorces

All the people saying this bad girl nonsense are not and can never stay married
They'd eventually divorce

Of you were a good girl
You'd have been in a good man house by now

Later y'all would say you want responsible God-fearing men
You want real men

Real men don't go for trash
Real men don't go for commercial properties
Real men go for real women

All thosebad girl are being chased by irresponsible husband's/boyfriends and men.

Y'all should stop justifying your whoorish
Lifestyle

Unless you want to end up saying
All men are scum

Not knowing you were the scum all the while


NB:kanye west first wife was Kim
And this is his first divorce

He won't make the mistake of taking a prostitute as a wife next time
CelebritiesRe: Lilo Aderogba: "Men Don't Like Good Girls" - BBNaija's Lilo by Sarcastic101: 10:05am On Mar 30, 2021
doggedfighter:
grin grin grin

Say it loud,baby
The cheapest products has the highest number of customers

How many bitches can have a lasting marriage


Nothing in this world is better than a good woman

Adam knows this
RomanceRe: I’m shocked, Nairaland Man gave me 80k Just Like That?? by Sarcastic101: 9:42am On Mar 30, 2021
No be this idiot talk say she no fit reply men wey dey her prison

Now she dey talk say one of her prisoners don dash am 80k

Married woman dey tell another man

""Thanks for letting me get this close""
Why your husband no go pursue you

Audio 80k

Shebi she talk say she wants go break
She com carry her dead body come back


Clout chaser

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