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Politics / Re: WTO Elections: Odds Against Nigeria’s Okonjo-Iweala by sathel(m): 6:29pm On Jul 18, 2020
Congrats in advance ma

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Business / Re: Nigerian Mutual Funds Hit N1.26 Trillion In 5 Months by sathel(m): 8:55am On Jun 15, 2020
Venerable612:


Thank you for this information
I appreciate

Hi all,

There is no shame in not understanding. Let me help you guys understand.

Think of mutual funds as the three of you bringing your money together - and giving it to someone like Charles Soludo (Because the assumption is that Charles Soludo knows how to invest very well and Can make you guys a lot of money).

Charles Soludo, in this scenario, will be called the Fund Manager.

The funds that the three of you have contributed is called the Mutual Fund and Charles Soludo must make sure That he invests (In different Portfolios) according to the terms as agreed by all of you (investors) and this will depend on whether you want to invest in Shares, Government Bonds, Foreign dollar investment funds etc.

This is usually how rich people like Dangote, Otedola invest their money outside of doing business. But the average poor man in the street lacks all these financial information.

Now you know - the next tome you make your next 1 million - you may think about keeping your money with Mutual Funds and getting a return at the end of the year!
Business / Re: Nigerian Mutual Funds Hit N1.26 Trillion In 5 Months by sathel(m): 6:16am On Jun 15, 2020
All these things make no sense to the ordinary man in the street.

We need to see an increment in our standard of living and not mutual funds.

I am just laughing at the way some boys are cashing out this year and most people (especially salary earners) are lamenting bitterly.

The feeling is mutually exclusive.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guarantee Trust Bank (GTB) Relieves Internship Staffs by sathel(m): 6:55pm On Jun 13, 2020
All I have to say is “On God”!!
Politics / Re: NASS Celebrates Abba Kyari With 'Outstanding Service Award' (Photos) by sathel(m): 3:42pm On Jun 11, 2020
Celebrating mediocrity

Smh >:


Omo everybody quoting me, you opened my eyes. I no even know as e go be

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Health / Re: Baba Tela Tests Negative For COVID-19 by sathel(m): 3:11pm On Jun 11, 2020
This man never tested positive at the first place.



Lieeeees!!!


Quote me and �

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Religion / Re: William Kumuyi Celebrates His 79th Birthday by sathel(m): 8:39am On Jun 06, 2020
Happy Birthday Sir

God strengthen you

But shey dix people no fit step down..

E no easy ooo

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unilever Future Leaders Program For Graduates (full Time Role) by sathel(m): 10:59pm On Jun 05, 2020
bright8569:
Just finished my video interview. Guess I was the last person to do Video Interview. So you guys can now start having your success or regrets mails from next two weeks for those that did theirs very early and next three weeks for others. Some might or might not get regret mail after even phone interview for others. Enjoy; Out of here.

Congrats boss.
Clap for yourself
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unilever Future Leaders Program For Graduates (full Time Role) by sathel(m): 4:12pm On Jun 04, 2020
Linkmarshal:


Browse am or go to LinkedIn and search

Okay boss. But can one send them a mail via the mail they forwarded to me. Would it work that way

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unilever Future Leaders Program For Graduates (full Time Role) by sathel(m): 4:11pm On Jun 04, 2020
My account was locked after several unsuccessful logins. I did not log in before now
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unilever Future Leaders Program For Graduates (full Time Role) by sathel(m): 4:03pm On Jun 04, 2020
Please who knows how I can contact HR unilever. Very urgent please
Politics / Re: FG Establishes 12 Research ‘Centres Of Excellence’ In Nigerian Universities by sathel(m): 6:46am On May 26, 2020
Research Centre abi Embezzlement Center.

Kontinuuu
Politics / Re: Winifred Akpani: Only Less Than 30% Of Fuel Depots Are Operating by sathel(m): 6:46am On May 26, 2020
Is is ma consign
NYSC / Re: Open Letter : NYSC Batch B19 Stream 1 POP Amid A Pandemic. by sathel(m): 11:41am On May 23, 2020
speakoutforallt:


We're good. Apology accepted. Go and sin less more. ☺

Thanks boss grin

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NYSC / Re: Open Letter : NYSC Batch B19 Stream 1 POP Amid A Pandemic. by sathel(m): 9:07am On May 23, 2020
speakoutforallt:


Hmmm. Over 40k graduates are on the verge of being abandoned by the country, and this is your best suggestion?

Egbon. I swear I just dy catch my own cruise..no mind me..
I apologize tho

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NYSC / Re: Open Letter : NYSC Batch B19 Stream 1 POP Amid A Pandemic. by sathel(m): 5:18pm On May 16, 2020
Baba wan still Dey collect Nysc fundz. Egbon u better go run “unemployment benefit” scam...

Aseeeee

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Health / Re: "Why Nigeria Should Avoid Madagascar’s COVID-19 Drug" - JOHESU, PSN by sathel(m): 2:01pm On May 13, 2020
This is too long.
Unto herbal cure??

Nawaaa

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Politics / Re: INEC To Issue Fresh Modalities For Edo, Ondo Governorship Elections by sathel(m): 8:09am On May 08, 2020
What’s up with their recruitment naaa
Politics / Re: Buhari Approves 5 Donor Accounts For COVID-19 Donations by sathel(m): 6:20am On May 06, 2020
Sinzu money..keep flexing all diz money...

Oloriburuku somebody

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Travel / Re: New BRT Seating Arrangement As Lagos Eases Lockdown On Monday (Video) by sathel(m): 9:37am On May 03, 2020
Nawaaaa.. Shey all diz stubborn people in Lagos will obey this rules. Mehn. Everything is bleeped up shaaa

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Health / Re: Kano Runs Out Of COVID-19 Test Kits, As Testing Center Suspends Operations by sathel(m): 7:07pm On Apr 22, 2020
Dambanza Lawon people yi shaaa

Suspend operation.

Next week.Resumes operation

Cases surpass Lagos

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NYSC / Re: Nysc Clearance Changed From Present To Covid 19 by sathel(m): 12:37am On Apr 22, 2020
Shey allawee go show bayiii grin grin
NYSC / Re: Nysc Clearance Changed From Present To Covid 19 by sathel(m): 10:37pm On Apr 21, 2020
EBUBS:
Thank God I didn't serve at this time... Tufia

Omo Na wa ooo
NYSC / Re: Nysc Clearance Changed From Present To Covid 19 by sathel(m): 10:36pm On Apr 21, 2020
@yokiti
@Crazyman
NYSC / Nysc Clearance Changed From Present To Covid 19 by sathel(m): 10:34pm On Apr 21, 2020
Hello fellow Corp members. Just about last week Nysc marked every Corp member present for April 2020 until this evening where it changed to Covid-19

What could be the reason behind this?
What is going to be the effect?

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Health / Re: 51 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 493. 17 deaths. 159 discharged by sathel(m): 10:21pm On Apr 17, 2020
Oluwa wetin dey coro. E don be oo

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Politics / Re: TCN: Free Electricity Is Mere Propaganda by sathel(m): 7:17am On Apr 17, 2020
I was wondering. How is that possible??

This government is just trying to scam us..Datz all

FG, Where’s my 30k ?
NYSC / Re: Coronavirus: NYSC 2019 Batch B Stream 1 POP Date Revealed ? by sathel(m): 7:10am On Apr 17, 2020
Thanks for this info.God bless

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Crime / Re: Interpol Foils €1.5m Face Masks Fraud Traced To Nigeria Yahoo Yahoo Boys by sathel(m): 12:44am On Apr 16, 2020
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-2P41lFCd_/?igshid=1oxl18a7t5heb

Please watch the video and comment
"I vote for @queen_eyeren
Health / Re: COVID-19: 34 New Confirm Cases In Nigeria. by sathel(m): 12:06am On Apr 16, 2020
toluxa1:

Yeah boss

Death rate is about 2.95%. Less than half of the avg percentage of about 6% worldwide. So not bad.
Health / Re: Medical Doctor Dies Of COVID-19 Treating Infected Patient In Lagos. by sathel(m): 11:45pm On Apr 15, 2020
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-2P41lFCd_/?igshid=1oxl18a7t5heb

Please watch the video and comment
"I vote for @queen_eyeren
Health / Re: BREAKING: Doctor Treating COVID-19 Patient Dies In Lagos by sathel(m): 11:45pm On Apr 15, 2020
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-2P41lFCd_/?igshid=1oxl18a7t5heb

Please watch the video and comment
"I vote for @queen_eyeren

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