₦airaland Forum

silverdam:
Oloriburuku Obirin... You should be worried about your pornography job. Who even need her here in Nigeria, she didn't even vote like every other Igbos and she's in her room (maybe having party with old white men) writing rubbish.

You should have come to Nigeria and vote like your igbo brothers and sisters.

Stupid igbo prostitute.
Stupid igbo illiterate
Stupid igbo loser
Stupid igbo boobs
Stupid igbo pussssy
And
Stupid igbo daughter.

Silly tribalistic fool. Where u from self?

I don't believe dis


But pdp till buhari get the meaning of inec ryt.

I just called MTN's customer care number "180" now, and a lady picked, and we had this conversation.

Lady: hello, good morning, thanks for calling MTN
customer care service, my name is stephanie , what's your name and where are you calling from?

Me: hello, good morning, my name is sato and i'm
calling from Calabar!.

Lady: How may i help you, Mr Emmanuel?

Me: i'm looking for a wife to marry...

Lady: Is that why you called this customer care service?

Me: Yes, and i think i'm already in love with You...you know you have a very nice voice...

Lady: Hellooo, please, we only attend to issues about your MTN line, owkay...

Me: yes o... This is an issue about my MTN line too, because i spend much credit calling so many girls asking them about marriage....

Lady: please, i would have to put an end to this call...

Me: Baby don't talk like that now... I promise to make you happy...you would be happy with me...can i have your number?...

Lady: *raises her voice* come, mr man, i think something is wrong with you....

Me: *cutting in*... Hey, hold it there... I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish? From today, warn yourself and
every other staff there..let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those nonsense messages you guys disturb my phone
with daily like say am dating MTN (what nonsense) "mtcheeewwww".....

I pray it works.



May you not loose any family member this election period in jesus name...

Seun do the needful front-page

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora" because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador" because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

Who won the argument?

See fake apc political stunt . Fake party of touts


Gej till 2019

daimsy:
hmmmm.ladies don suffer.

Which dept in unical are u in?

Naira land turning amebo land

samuelson06:
My real name is what am using here taking the last 3 letters and the 2 numbers out. Can't really recall that ur name sha.

Is it sami? Am tochukwu.

samuelson06:
No bro. Left last year. ECT too. Hope Menkiti is still there?

Guy wat ur real name we are same set. Nah sato dey yarn.

samuelson06:
Came to his class late. But he insisted I should leave. I then began to beg him that I couldn't struggle for bus from main gate to library like other students but my pleas felled on deft ears. And then he was advancing towards me. What exactly for? Well a fight. Had to run out of the class and he pursued me. As if that wasn't enough, he deployed spies to watch out for me anytime I enter his class. A close friend hinted me about it and I had to drop the course till the following year.
UNICAL»Physics»Ilhozibe

My man u still in the sch?. Am in ect sha

Amazing

Barselonia:
omo wa na ni........

ouch..... well I know she be ibo But incase u don't know her fiance is from nasarawa state,NOW u are knowing ......

so Na buhari go claim her.. .... Because I hear some people saying GEJ till 2019 ...if I hear

Other tribes always trying to tap from igbo blessing since 19 bc

Yungknyyght:
Lol..E pain am oo

Haha odeh

apcmustwin:
no I'm from Ebonyi

I for say another packageless people . Nwa abakiliki.

IndecentStar:
FACT#Nigeria is really getting interesting..
Fellow
compatriots, we need not shout nor fight
ourselves. President Goodluck Johnathan is a
good
man as a person, his simplicity and
gentlemanness
is second to none. *He has given us his very
BEST
over the last 6 years. I mean, what else are we
asking for? *He has granted Alameisiya
'STATE
PARDON' and my guy is now running for
Senate.
*He allowed Fayoose to distrupt a court
session
and beat up a judge, while he walks freely. I
wonder if Nigeria is sane. *He locked up the
house
of rep from the entrance of the
CONSTITUTIONAL
speaker of that house. *7 law makers
impeached a
speaker in Ekiti in a house of about 26 men,
and
nothing happened. *16 was suddenly greater
than
19 in base 10, just to cancel the one-term
agreement he signed with the NIGERIA
Governors'
Forum and all Nigerians in 2011. *Subsidy
has
been removed and the standards in our
hospitals
have reduced with time. *$20 billion is
missing
and minister of Petroleum eats and dines with
the
prexy.*Another BIGGER & BOLDER subsidy is
scheduled for 1st of June, 2015 and you may
have
to sell your laptop charger before you can buy
fuel
to charge that same laptop!!! * Earlier this
year,
over 22 innocent Nigerians were killed in the
job
scam of Nigerian Immigration Service. The
Minister
of Interior, Abba Moro, told us the job
interrwas
"simply mismanaged" and he has retained his
office and even with extra luggage. *1 Naira
used
to be equal $1.2 under#GMBbut now it's
#186.5
to just $1, the worst ever in our history. *
Madam
Gele, Ngozi Okonjo, just told we need an extra
$5
billion, through debts of course, so that how
economy will not collapse like Humpty-
Dumpty.
*While Benue State University was on an
unending
internal strike, Senator DAVID MARK (son of
the
soil) built his own PRIVATE UNIVERSITY, of
course
with tax payers' money, and my gentle
president
followed him to launch the school
shamelessly.*He
has spent all money in the treasury and even
had
to BORROW an extra $1 billion
but#BokoHaramke
eps getting more equipped than our military.
*Over
200 girls are missing, over 15,000 killed by#
BokoHaram, over 6 million displaced from
their
homes and uncountable injured beyond repairs
yet
my president went to a a meeting
in#KENYAwith 7
different PRIVATE JETS.. *clears throat... *
# PHCNis giving their loyal customers
GENERATORS as gifts for paying their#
electrici
tybills on time..Grab your COPY NOW!!! .
That's
less than 1% of the reasons we need to dance
to a
new SHOKI, this AWILO is no more wulo for
us.
Cheers to an unstoppable change.. If you truly
love
Nigeria share with everyone on yourcontact
list.
# TogetherWeCanbuild # ANewNigeria.
# ChangeIsPossible # ValentineElection
#copyandpaste

Poorly arranged statement from a follower of an illiterate. Am not surprised

apcmustwin:
Nope! At ur steeeeewpidity

Guy seems u from ekiti.

mirexxx:
won't trade words with a frustrated retarrrrd lyk u. keep quoting urself
animal.

Imagine the un-frustrated. And yet u have no sense? Beggar.

apcmustwin:
And urs is 2kb

Y are thou laughing @ ur ignorance?

mirexxx:
where did this one fall from?

Imagine the nonsense u spew on social media. Are u dat daft?

mustymatic:
So the north is Jonathan's neighbour now? as a president? I think the whole Nigeria is his neighborhood, indeed u Jonathan supporters are as clueless, so the north is not under his rule,what r u saying?

When u call ur neigbours dogs to order u get wounded dat wat de nigeria soldiers are doing. Dey are wounded trying to put ur general attack dogs to order. U are an illiterate.

apcmustwin:
Heheheheheeh yes I don't recognize aba made designer shirts.

Sorry kid I hv seen ur brain is just 4kb.

Yungknyyght:
2 be frank u luk lyk a bokoharam member

2 be frank u need an eye specialist.

mirexxx:
at least they begged na

they didn't go about stealing

What is dis one saying?

apcmustwin:
Yeah.....I can see that from ur faded shirt

I know u don't recognize a designers wen u see one so no need.

Kayczz:
see urself , have new month at d end after digressing d topic

Tank God u saw de new month. Case close

mustymatic:
Why don't you tell the clueless to call them to order, he's the president, it's his duty, stop talking trash, the president could just arrest the general na

Hw can u call ur neighbors dogs to order witout getting bitten?

apcmustwin:
No....na to provide u better life and lift u out of poverty

Am not as poor as u bro

wynezz:
[b][/b][color=#000099][/color]Must you express your ignorance everywhere....this is not a Political section,...ode!!!!!

U get sense @ all