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Iogobenz:
Cococandy wins here.
Pocohantas is pretty but not as good as cococandy though.
She lost it to coco with her "just there" face,else she would win here honestly.

Pocohantas has more bum bum than cococandy, but coco has more bo0bies in addition to dat sultry facial look.

Pocohantas
Cococandy
Breaststroke

Who will help me decide the most beautiful out of these three?

Moms are usually overprotective with children they think are not mature enough to make good decisions or handle life.
It is not about the mom, but the child.

Will a mom be overprotective of a child who does not live under her roof?

Fountainofyouth:
Nairaland always make it seem as if there are competitions between wives and mothers in law, when in reality there isn't.

Marry first make you know Wetin dey sup in reality?
There is always competition, ask cococandy

Breaststroke:
[s]Saucecode, you are such a little man and such a drama queen. I would slap you but that would be animal abuse

It is better to let someone think you are an idiot, than to open your mouth and prove it. You've proved it more than once, but keep talking, one day you may say something intelligent.

Stop trying to be a smart ass on NL you're just an ass, if I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart. Your mind is on vacation while your mouth works overtime from diarrhea. Who needs therapy in this case?

Your birth certificate must have been an apology letter, from the gold circle factory. I heard LAWMA took out the trash on NL today, but they forgot a piece (you) cos you are still here stinking up the place.

I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you, I won't be wasting my time with your lowlife speeches anymore. But whenever you want to see something stupid, look in the mirror! [/s]

Are you learning how to be savage?

I feel like I just read a letter composed by a six years old girl to that boy who hurt her feelings in school

Breaststroke:
[s]Saucecode, you are such a little man and such a drama queen. I would slap you but that would be animal abuse

It is better to let someone think you are an idiot, than to open your mouth and prove it. You've proved it more than once, but keep talking, one day you may say something intelligent.

Stop trying to be a smart ass on NL you're just an ass, if I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart. Your mind is on vacation while your mouth works overtime from diarrhea. Who needs therapy in this case?

Your birth certificate must have been an apology letter, from the gold circle factory. I heard LAWMA took out the trash on NL today, but they forgot a piece (you) cos you are still here stinking up the place.

I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you so I won't be wasting my time with your lowlife speeches anymore. But whenever you want to see something stupid, look in the mirror! [/s]

See what a human composed at 12:14am Nigerian time when people who spent their day working were resting for the next day of hussle.

Like I suspected, you no get work. BBC still needs English experts oo

Hehehehe, see undercover okpos dey wish for dem work to become legal Easy money tinz

Muhehehe

Nigeria you people are done for

In her reaction, Mrs FitzGibbon thanked the Nigerian government for the understanding, adding that the vehicles were en route to The Niger Republic for a security mission.

This is a well-crafted diplomatic way of saying 'Thank you, but no thanks'.
I swear, the foolishness which the Nigerian masses suffer from is not far from the leaders.

The US just basically said,
hey Nigeria, we knew about the vehicles. In fact we sent the vehicles to Niger on a security mission, we are the goddamn United States of America. Did you think we would not know if our military vehicles were missing?
You really did not have to intercept them because they were not being smuggled, but now that you did, we will just use our military aircraft to transport them to Niger, the same place they were heading to before you 'intercepted them'.

And the idiots stood and took photos with the same woman who just gave them diplomatic uppercut in the form of a well-crafted insult. Kai

In her reaction, Mrs FitzGibbon thanked the Nigerian government for the understanding, adding that the vehicles were en route to The Niger Republic for a security mission.

This is a well-crafted diplomatic way of saying 'Thank you, but no thanks'.
I swear, the foolishness which the Nigerian masses suffer from is not far from the leaders.

The US just basically said,
hey Nigeria, we knew about the vehicles. In fact we sent the vehicles to Niger on a security mission, we are the goddamn United States of America. Did you think we would not know if our military vehicles were missing?
You really did not have to intercept them because they were not being smuggled, but now that you did, we will just use our military aircraft to transport them to Niger, the same place they were heading to before you 'intercepted them'.

And the idiots stood and took photos with the same woman who just gave them diplomatic uppercut in the form of a well-crafted insult. Kai

cococandy:
I don’t care for the facts of this issue.
I’m with Aisha. Yes I’m biased.
I don’t personally like her but in this case, I’m on her side. Don’t care if she’s wrong or right

I still love you

MountainView:
Hello, there

hope you don't mind sharing some of your unpopular opinions with everyone on this forum

Mine are

1. I think the world would be a better place if we look up to scientists and engineers as our role models, instead of entertainers.

2. I have this opinion that Africa is cursed, the same reason why a country like Ethiopia that was not colonized by any western nation remains a third-world country despite all the years they've existed.

3. I don't believe in hell, nor heaven though I'm a Christian cos Christianity is the best religion that suits my belief system. but for hell and heaven is a
No no for me

1. Partially agree.
I fault you for grouping all entertainers together. Entertainment in the truest sense is an art and art is also science. It's better if people know who the true artists are and still look up to them.

2. Agree.
I believe there are scriptures where certain people were cursed to be of eternal servitude to others. Whether Negroes were part of these curses is still up for scrutiny in many quarters.

3. You're confused about this

lagosminded:
What is rude in asking you how old you were when you changed? You are the one that is rude and defensive. Simmer down, it seems you’re trying to overcompensate because your stance on this topic is not the popular one.

Lmao, doitforyou is this you?

OiOi:
what women fail to understand atimes

Oprah disappointed me, she's playing herself.

Saying she and Stedman decided not to have kids when the man is a father to a child from another woman. Lol

In other matters, I heard that you people's president has turned Aso Rock to family home for nuclear and extended family to vacation in

Nigeria problem long walahi

Breaststroke is in urgent need of electric shock therapy

Only one person suffering from:
Delusions of grandeur
Sanctimonious hypocrisy
Hero complex

Shock therapy needed, at least 3000volts of AC/DC via electrodes connected to her frontal lobe

Breaststroke:
[s]Hehehe

When I say e pain you and you hold a grudge now, you will deny it.

Let me give it to you straight, you were being stupid with that thread, sick and stalkish as well.

You shaped that impression of you and further validated it when you dragged Poco (in particular) over comments made in the auto section where cars are meant to be discussed - I mean how stupid was that? Very stupid if you ask me.

Your threads were shut down because I wasn't the only one who saw the foolishness in them. You ran and reported me like a cry baby, I was banned but you still got shut down mtoorr!

You will quench on top of my matter o! Continue to follow me from thread to thread, quoting me up and down, you are (after all) jobless with time on your hands to waste.

Your bad belle and issues are deep, no be me go solve am for you.[/s]

My friend keep shut, who ask you for history lessons? I'm calling you out on your sanctimonious bullshyte here & obvious hypocrisy.
How can you be advocating for people to gloss over posts and move on when you're incapable of doing same? You well at all?
Or the rules don't apply to you abi

I was being stupid, stalkish, sick. So what? Are those crimes? Na your name I call there? Why couldn't you take your own advise, read, gloss over, and move on without buying market?

First jumping in there to speak up for coco, now its poco you're defending here. VOLTRON, defender of the defenseless
Na everybody u wan do gum-body to by force. No level on your own. Kai , you local sha
Even still bragging dat I'm following u in addition to bragging about privilege that 50million other Nigerians also have. Kai, local girl feeling like a star.
You need therapy mehn

The same Stedman Graham that is already a grandfather from his daughter?
Of course he won't bother you with marriage or kids Na, guy man don already secure him own descendancy for outside.

This woman sef

pocohantas:
He didn't just commit suicide because of unemployment- but more about its associating pressure and stigmatization.

To be a man is not a day's job and it is worse in a society where people respect the one with (more) money.

If a woman is done with school, most people will think all she needs is a husband. He is expected to automatically become responsible for her, maybe her family too. Men do not have that luxury of being someone's RESPONSIBILITY.

I remember when my bro was job hunting and became depressed. That was when he started Bet9ja sef . I turned motivational speaker that period, that is aside ensuring he doesn't look JOBLESS. I knew he was happy I had a job, but seeing me kinda reminded him he could/should do better.

I always tell people, run your own race. Social media is make-believe. Everyone is fresh on Instagram and FB. They only show you what they want you to see! So, don't go looking at them and feeling you are a failure. You will only slide into depression, next stage is suicide- if you don't speak!

Some people are latebloomers. If you haven't hammered now, there is still tomorrow. Last last, everyone won't be rich.

Above all, surround yourself with people that understand your struggles. Engage in anything legal, no matter now little. Daily association with people has a way of refreshing us. So, being a hermit isn't the way out...that is when those little demons put ideas in your head.

...If you see a legal way to leave this shithole- move and do not remember the way that leads home.

Sometimes your brain dey work, impressive. Your atonement is almost complete

LilMissFavvy:
Hahahaha.........the man saying he had just a chair and mattress when his wife met him got me laughing. Hope he treated her right after things got better in their marriage, because so many ladies who sacrifice marrying poor men are always treated poorly when he becomes rich. Anyways, money should be replaced with love if a partner does not appreciate your love. Better to turn to money and the kids to get happiness.

Did your daddy treat your mommy right after things got better?

There's your answer

Chi59:
You think all women are like the ones you've been dating ?

Like you abi?

nairalandposter:
No vulgarity, discussions of copulation are for sexuality section. Rule number 4.

If you mean to advice on forms of transportation, do so.

I know I made you hot reading that baby, it's fine I understand

Since when does Tpia care what people think of her

Okay caesarian section, thank God.
I was about to type 'Rest in Peace punaani'

Duh, babies come from heaven. God put you in mommy because mommy asked for a handsome/beautiful baby who will grow up to be a superstar.

Works every time.

nairalandposter:
"Mention your bad qualities so nairalanders can discuss them".

I'm a nairalander and I'm discussing them.

Okay then, since I don't have to pay by the hour for this.

I am genuinely unable to come first during sex. Even when I'm in a hurry, as in like I need to catch a train, still nothing.
What do you think the problem is?

cococandy:
Now you have received the attention you’re looking for. Over someone else’s issue.

what stopped you from advising her on her thread?

Your opinion was so special it requires a special thread?
Sigh .

Baby you're special and your your name should be on every thread

Breaststroke:
Honestly I just weak for this matter o!

I wonder why people can't leave their own comments or counsel then move on, they act like their views are more superior than others.

Just say your piece and let go, but no they have to be sanctimonious like the Pharisees.

See this one oo who is more sanctimonious than you?
The same character that came to call me stupid on my own thread and wanted me banned and the thread shut down? Kai kai kai.. Nothing we no go see for this seunland.

You no well aswear
Professor of privilege

Na free therapy sessions dey go on here?

madridguy:
[s]She claims we’re best of friends before marriage and it as to stay that way.

What you're going through is what elders call " Power scuffle in marriage " which means you and your wife is struggling to hold the mantle of leadership in the house.

Dear brother, i will suggest as a man you should lower yourself for now and stop looking for respect. Believe me since you're both best of friends before marriage and also you're on same age bracket, you will exercise some patience. Your wife will continue to see you her as friend so keep calm with her. With time she will starts seeing you as husband.
Don't try to command respect either you earn it through heart to heart discussion and love. [/s]

Come, you go try shut up abeg, no vex but just try shut up make men Wey sabi take charge of their home talk for this matter. Everybody must not become a simp like you to make a woman happy.
What rubbish


Mr. Isaac0199, any wife that opens mouth to tell her husband to goan collect the brideprice he paid on her whether Na play or joke, and threatening that she wants to pack out, mehn grant her wish. You hear me? I say GRANT HER WISH OO make she ja.

Imagine the inconcobility.

My people, I just saw a front page topic where a beautiful fresh Nigerian meat acquired and flaunted her three kpalis (Nigerian, Canadian, and Great Britain).

My people, this is something you should all aspire to. I urge everyone of you with the means, to ensure you acquire the passport of a western country and not just any western country oo, it must be a member of the G8. This is the best investment you can leave for your descendants.
Anybody Wey tell you say Nigeria will be great is a scam artist.

This is why I love cococandy, she sabi the code. Coco, I hope your kpali don ready? If not, no worry, Dem go give you soon.

I am SAUCECODE