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Genuflect:
Eldee, so why you come dey yan like say im no get bragging rights? He just doesn't brag. Most of these rappers wey dey chase money sef no get one-quarter wetin im get, haven't sold as much records, can't outrap him, haven't been absent for 5 years and come back to blow the game up etc. So what's your point?

Eminem is a white dude - He's not bovvered about the wealth or em fast cars unlike the niggaz and Eldee misconstrued it that Eminem isn't accepted.
Very soon, Eldee will tell us Bill Gates isn't accepted cos he doesn't brag about his wealth.

oyinda.:
@sauron,
i've seen darego and I still think Jumoke is cute.
Darego is beautiful, jumoke is cute.

Jumoke is far from cute. . . . . . .
It seems you dunno the meaning of the word.

what's really funny n ironic is that i'm sure this jumoke girl has tons of naija guys courting her left n right. which is likely why she made the comment she did. she knows she has the options (4 now at least).

Mad women in Naija have tons of men courting em left and right - they get pregnant, don't they?
Ugly girls get courted more cos men(predators) often see em as easy lays. Genevieve Nnaji will stress an average Naija boy than Jumoke
So why would the guys go for Genevieve when Jumoke is easier to lay? Catch the drift?

while I know agbani (miss classy) will not get half as much attention.
u guys like to yarn nonsense too much. 

Which is why Agbani has class and Jumoke hasn't
Agbani is for the chosen few - Jumoke is a general market - where any man can go and shop for her.

eldee:
Come on . . . it's probably the same aliens that viewed Lady Gaga 1 billion times on Youtube.
Does that mean she's fully accepted by black people??

VIEWING is different from shelling dollars/pounds to cop albums.
Eminem didn't get the highest views on U-tube. . . . . .He murdered SoundScan

Even on BET, where people were asked to vote for hottest artiste of the year . . . Eminem didn't make the top ten in a year when he was the best seller.

When was this?

Don't get me wrong, I feel Eminem, but there's still a large nmber of people that will never consider him a rapper.
Let Eminem say the n-word if them born im Papa well.

Only idiots won't consider him a rapper.

dayokanu:
Podolski- 5 world cup goals, Rooney- 0 goals, 0 assists

Rooney has a more fulfilling career. . . . .He has scored against the toughest defences the world has seen.
His career will not be smudged by a useless world cup. Podolski should win the Champions League before he can be mentioned in the same breath with Rooney.

Thats why sensible players choose their moments Some are stars in qualifiers, Some wait till the real tournament when the big teams are here. Not scoring vs Andorra, Leichestein and Sri lanka

Klose and the other idiots the Germans parade also played shyte teams in the qualifiers - why didn't they score goals for their country?

Muller chose the World cup, let Rooney and co keep to beating Nagoya Grampus, TP Mazembe and LDU Quito

Scoring goals in the world cup won't make Muller a legend.
Ask a certain Oleg Salenko who even won the golden boot. He faded into oblivion - a line Muller would also tow after the mundial.

michelin89:
This girl is actually good looking so I don't understand the beef.

True she lacks class and popularity but just give her some time.

The beef is. . . . . .Facially-challenged women like Jumoke are the last set of people to be talking about ugly guys.
If she had taped it shut and carried on with her career, no one would give a rat about what she represents. . . . . .
In other words, only beautiful women have the rights to say so so and so are ugly - it's a travesty for an ugly woman to say another man is ugly.

oyinda.:
@sauron
if naija girls can't tell d difference between a ugly and gorgeous woman, how do u think she got to choose ugly women as bridesmaid? she can tell d difference abi she can't? see how your always confusing urself.

Read between the lines, lass.
Of course Naija women are not not blind - they can tell the difference between an ugly woman and a pretty one but they would still go ahead and celebrate mediocrity so as to look gorgeous amidst the fuglies.

If you have seen Darego and you still claim Jumoke is cute then i advise you see a brain surgeon as soon as possible.
I cannot use the word "cute" to describe Darego and use the same word to describe Jumoke - it will be too unfair on Agbani.

eldee:
@DBR

Jay-Z, Elvis Presley, The Beatles, Rolling Stones . . . that's not an everyday thing.

Jay-Z made a career off being cocky . . . I dunno why Sauron's acting like it's new.

Em would probably be cocky too if nor for the fact that half of the hiphop world don't take him serious.
He's not allowed to boast about being the best selling rapper when some people won't accept him in the first place.
Hehe . . . he's not even allowed to say the n-word without causing WWIII, boasting about trashing Pac will be the end of his career.

Jay-Z gets away with saying 'I crushed Elvis in his blue suede shoes'. Let Em diss Pac and see what happens.

Aliens from MARS musta bought the 90 million records Eminem has sold so far.
His 6 studio albums have outsold 2Pac's 19 albums and Eldee is still talking about acceptance.

Eminem won Billboards's ARTISTE OF THE DECADE last December and Eldee is talking about acceptance.
I laugh in 8 Mile.

oyinda.:
there is a difference between class and facial/physical features.
and yes darego is drop dead gorgeous.

They go hand in hand. . . . . .
An ugly woman with class is sub-standard to a gorgeous woman with class.

and i'm also sure that if darego made the statement jumoke made, the comments from guys will be the same. she's not that fine blah blah  

I don't think Naija men are that fickle-minded.
Naija grooms don't choose ugly grooms' men so they can look the most handsome on the day.
Only Naija babes live on such lethargic fantasies.

dayokanu:
This is the diagram of the positions in the game and where was Busquet? surely not within 10meters of Schweinsteiger.

Definitely you dont watch games, Playing PS during games and reading the highlights cant substitute for watching the games live

You are a big retard.
The diagram shows the starting positions of the players NOT what happened during the match
Like when Ozil changed position after Spain scored, that is not depicted on the diagram.


Spain don't play man to man marking. . . . . . .Busquets was a destroyer and he pressed every German player that had the ball.
Using the starting formation of both teams to buttress your moronic points shows you don't have a clue.

Villa drifted to the wings last night to receive passes more than 20 times. . . . .where is that shown on your diagram?
U are genetically retarded.

oyinda.:
oh plz. you guys r obviously very confused.
I'm sure if it was agbani darego that made the statement all of you will still be yarning abt how she's not fine either. rotflmao.

Men are not as fickle-minded as you Naija babes.
U celebrate mediocrity and criticize beautiful women.

Only a deluded Silverback would say Darego ain't cute.
I know class when i see one and Agbani is sheer class whilst Jumoke is sheer poo.

dayokanu:
They said the same thing about ROONEYaldo 2004, 6 yrs later he is yet to get an assist talk less of a World cup goal in 7 games.

Same was said about Podolski 4 years ago when he was dubiously given the young player of the tournament.
4 years later, Rooney, Messi, Ronaldo and Messi are established names while Podolski is still suffering from creeping neurosis.

Surely he would look back at the sodomy from Germans and smile. Not even them alone, Belhadj, Cherundolo, Onyewu, friedrich and co were taking turns on Baba Kia What a shame

Rooney has nothing to prove.
34 goals for Man Utd last season and 10 WCQ goals to take England to South Africa.
Rooney is not super-human. There's a limit to what his brilliance can get.

Muller individualy has done more than anything any player from Engerland has done in the world cup in Mullers lifetime. 2 goals and 1 assist vs England? That boy was born to do it. Do what? Sodomise English people.

Yes he has done more. . . . .
Muller has won the UCL & he has won the FIFA world club cup.

dayokanu:
In case you are interested in their ages

Sergio Busquest- 21, Xavi- 30, Alonso- 29, Iniesta 25

vs Ozil- 21, Sxchweinsteiger- 25, Khedira -23,

I don die o.
See what Busquets has turned Dayo into - so you can also moan like the GAYnners about age?
This isn't an age grade competition. U played the best you have got and you were outfoxed for 90 mins.
The rookies in Spain played better than your rookies and you are whining about Xavi and Iniesta's age. . . . .Na dem break Ballack's ankle?

Spain had the ball most of the time and Schweinsteiger was detailed to mark Xavi, Schweini was defensive most of this tournament and Ozil the attacking midfield was the one who squared with Busquets

Contrary to your daft analysis - Spain did not deploy man to man marking.
Busquets pressed every German player that looked like a threat and Schweini was one of them.

This was how ZM described his brilliance last night. . . . . .

Busquets’ positional sense is exemplary, for he manages to constantly take up positions which simultaneously make him available for a pass, and be in place to prevent opponents attacking if the move dies down

dayokanu:
Tell us five 20yr olds who scored 4 goals and had 3 assists at a World cup.

History only remembers what players have in their kitty.
If Rooney retires tonight, he would look at his haul of medals and smile. I cannot say the same about Lahm, Ballack, Khedira or Schweini.
Buncha nearly men. They would get to Semis or the Final itself and then lose like monkeys.

Great players like Pele, Maradona, Gerd Muller, Cryuff, Zidane, Ronaldo Lima do their ish at the biggest stage of football, The world cup

Rooney has time.
Maradona didn't do nada until he was 26.

While some players like Rooney, Berbatov, Aiyegbeni, Djemba-Djemba, Kevin Phillips prefer to do theirs at Carling Cup, Inter-Toto cup, SHell cup and beach soccer games

Keep crying about 4 goals and 3 assists - that is what losers hang on to when they get whupped in a competition.
Yes yes, we didn't win but we had a 20 yr old who scored 70 goals and 189 assists and that is our consolation.

U better build a statue of Muller in your room so you can fellate on him every morning.

dayokanu:
Thats the opata people yarn when they dont watch games but just come up to yarn opaks.

Busquets was on Ozil yesterday while Schweinsteiger was on Xavi, everyone saw that even if they were watching on Black and white TV

See this mumu. . . . .
Busquets was on everyone when Spain didn't have the ball.
Xavi is not a tackler so i don't understand what Xavi would be doing close to Schweini.


Busquets commandeered the whole pressing in the midfield.
He is the best player to have in a team when it's time to chase the ball.

Germany were so disoriented even your defenders couldn'tpass their way out. . . .They resorted to hoofing the ball aimlessly.
Busquets defecated on the Nazis with style n grace. When Ozil wakes up today he would admit he got schooled completely.

How old is Sergio Busquets again?

tee_kay:
She no tap herself na y she want clean guy so that their children go tap small. Girl wake up and smell the coffee.

True that. . . . .
I can understand someone like Agbani Darego uttering such statement but this Jumoke nor make am at all.

dayokanu:
Overhyped is what you call a 20yr old who has just played his first year of Professional football and has 4 goals and 3 assists in 5 world cup games

How old was Luiz Ronaldo when he won the WPOTY?
How old was Messi when he helped Barca win the UCL in 2006.

Then what do you call a 24yr old Rooney who has 0 goals and 0 assists in 7 world cup games,

How old was Rooney when he lit up Euro 2004?

Rooney has won his domestic league THRICE, he has won in Europe once(played in 2 European finals) and he has won a world cup for his club.
I doubt any Nazi player in the current squad has achieved more than Rooney.
In other words, Rooney has nothing else to prove so the hype he gets is justified.

yagbaboy1:
hello my hommies and Hotties pls i got dis little problem that i want to tackle and i want to see how u guys and gurls can be of immerse help 2 me with your advices,donations,contributions and every information u will have to offer because am running out of patience. I knew my guy was dating this girl and i still went ahead to ask her out,though she always says i am not the cause of her breaking up with the guy,that she had lost feelings for him all along.but it seems the girl is trying to turn the table around and make me hurt.any time i am trying to talk sense to her , she is always telling me that if she wants , she would break up the relationship.there was even a time she told me that she was a player, i got angry and wanted to combine all her sisters and give out or even date them myself since some of them dont even know me but at the end,i just decided that its better to lay low(sensible thought).but now i am running out of patience and she keeps telling me that if she want she will break up.meanwhile i hav been taking some big risks for the girl. i would have agreed to break up or even break up myself from her,but the thing there is that i have not done anything with her yet(maybe that why she is bragging). he younger sister i hav talked to more thinks i am dating her(because she once ask me if i am dating her sister) and i said she was just a friend. so what do u guys advice me to do should i just break up with her even though i hav not done anytin yet or should i want until i hit the nail on the head(sleep with her)and see if she will continue to brag.
your advice is kindly solicited. thanks

Go with your animal instincts.
Bang her and kick her out of the door like Polio.

wormedup:
did this " shweini " play yesterday   surely not

He played but he was in the back pocket of Busquets throughout the match.

Ujujoan:
I'm not gonna forget that one Mr. but I.m gonna let it go . .  for now! 

Hehehehe. . . . . .I'm quaking in me boots already.

nnemdi21:
I'M IN A VERY HORRIFYING SITUATION.
I'M AN IGBO GIRL {ABIA} BUT FOR SOME REASONS I'M ATTRACTED TO YORUBA MEN.
INFACT I COULD GO FOR ANY TRIBE EXCEPT IGBO.
DONT GET ME WRONG, I DO LOVE MY IGBO BROTHERS, BUT I JUST DONT SEE ANYTHING ATTRACTING ME TO THEM.
THE MOMENT A GUY TELLS ME HE IS IGBO, I LOSE INTEREST.
I DO HAVE THIS STEREOTYPICAL REPRESENTATION OF IGBO MEN IN MY HEAD AND IT JUST PUTS ME OFF,

MY FATHER HATES THE "TRIBE YORUBA", HE HAS TOLD ME ON DIFFERENT OCCASIONS NEVER TO BRING HOME A YORUBA MAN.
MY FATHER IS A GOOD MAN, AND HE HAS HIS REASONS; HIS TWO SISTERS WERE MARRIED TO YORUBA MEN AND THEY WERE NOT TREATED RIGHT.
MY COUSIN GOT MARRIED TO SOME YORUBA MAN FROM CANADA 4 YEARS AGO,
AFTER THE WEDDING, HE STAYED WITH HER IN NIGERIA FOR A MONTH, AFTER WHICH HE LEFT FOR CANADA. WELL BOTTOM LINE IS HE NEVER RETURNED TO HIS WIFE, AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR HER, SHE WAS PREGNANT AND NOW HAS A SET OF TWIN {BOYS} BUT NO FATHER.

WHEN my Dad FOUND OUT THAT MY LAST BF OF FOUR YEARS WAS YORUBA, HE TALKED AND TALKED AND TALKED
FRUSTRATION DROVE ME TO BREAKING UP WITH HIM.

AFTER TWO YEARS OF SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT IGBO GUY, I MET AN AWESOME YORUBA GUY "again" lol
HE IS THE SWEETEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME
HE MAKES ME HAPPY IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE AND "YES" I DO LOVE HIM
RECENTLY HE HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT RINGS,  ASKING ME WHAT TYPE OF RING I like, TAKING ME TO JEWLERY STORES TO LOOK AROUND,  I SUSPECT A PROPOSAL


BUT I DO NOT WANT TO LOSE THE LOVE OF MY FAMILY
AND AT THE SAME TIME I DO LOVE THIS GUY,,,
I CANT SIT AROUND WAITING FOR THE PERFECT IGBO GUY

i need some advise

ps:and please i do love every tribe,
and so does my dad,
but i am just not attracted to igbo men

Ask the Yoruba man to knock you up - your father will relax.
I dunno why women rely on their father's choice when marriage knocks the door.
Why you nor marry your father then? Your father is old, he would soon leave the planet and it will be you and yourself alone when he leaves.
If you truly love this Yoruba fella, go for him.

Ujujoan:
That one actually hurt a little! 

Forgive me manners.

As for Sauron, I look upon him with great pity as he languishes in his state of puppy-love for me!   

Delusion of grandeur!!!

[size=22pt]Man Utd Launch £29m bid for Wesley Sneijder[/size]

Manchester United last night launched a £29million bid for Holland World Cup star Wesley Sneijder and they are ready to compete with arch rivals City for his Inter Milan team-mate, Mario Balotelli.
Inter will listen to offers for unsettled striker Balotelli, but the European champions are determined to keep Sneijder at the San Siro.
His agent, Soren Lerby, said talks with Inter are scheduled after the World Cup to extend the midfielder’s contract — now worth £3.5m a year after tax — until 2015.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/07/article-0-0A58A1D9000005DC-448_468x286.jpg

But United have made the first move in their attempt to lure him to Old Trafford and Inter president Massimo Moratti confirmed: ‘The interest from Manchester United in Sneijder is real, but I didn’t look into it in an attempt not to fall into temptation.
‘I’m following him at the World Cup and I think I’ll do the same also at Inter for the next years. I still haven’t received a good enough offer for even one player to leave. We will see.’

. . . . . . .But Rafa Benitez aka The Fat Spanish Waiter won't sell Fergie a VIRUS.

Ujujoan:
^^ Just ask me if I'm single and available! I know you want to . .

I'll pass. . . . . . . .U don't have what it takes to be Sauron's chic.
Stick to your Theseekers and Whitelexis.

Ujujoan:
Dump my BF for you? I laugh in NL!

That is even assuming you have one.
Most of y'all on NL are sad and lonely lasses.

Ujujoan:
Still not possible!  

Never mind then. . . . .

Imagine me trying to have this discussion with Sauron over the phone! Grrrrrrr!    

Hehehehehehe. . . . . . . .Conversation with me over the fone would give you multiorgasmic experience.
U will dump your boy/f within 2 hrs.

Missy B:
You go old!

Nor show me wetin go blind me o.

Ujujoan:
unclothed pictures of me don't exist, sorry!

Not even when I was young and silly and madly in-love did I allow a guy snap me unclothed!

U weren't exactly unclothed. . . . . .

Missy B:
I had a boòb Job Yesterday.
Sauron, old things have passed away, all parts of ma body things have become new.

Show me. . . . . .

Ujujoan:
Yea I know, dreams have a way of mixing things up! I once saw a lion in my dream and I thought it was a Cat!

I can show the pics to you in private if you don't believe.
Somehow, a friend of a friend of another friend has dated you before.

Missy B:
Of-Fùcking-Course!!!
Just don't miss tonight's Vigil. I want us to speak in tongues together.

Nor be me and you. . . . . .
I am tired of your titz. . . . . . . .I need firmer ones.

Ujujoan:
yea right! Born again ke?
All I need to do is to flash a bosom and you'll forget your vows!  

Your boobs are non-existent to get me started, abeg.
Only 4 chics can make me forget me vows on this forum and you are not one of em.
I have seen your boobs and they are errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr light weight.

Ujujoan:
phone-sex? Eww!

I was expecting this kinda reaction from you. . . .I ain't surprised at all.

I dont need my phone to flirt with guys, what's the internet for _{*gives him a flirtatious smile* . . and then}

I will not be seduced by your flirtatious smile. . .I am now born again.

Ujujoan:
You know when you really try to think about it . . what can I possibly gain from a guy by talking with him on the phone with him?
Nothing . . abosolutely nothing!

What about the possibility of having phone-sex with him?

Instead I'm going to try to be polite and hold a useless conversation for God knows how long and then run down my battery and eventually waste my precious precious time! At least if I go on a date, I'll do these things but I'll have a full stomach!

Unrepentant gold-digger!
Your day of reckoning beckons.

So you see, when you take time to think about it, you'll see how that can can be very beleivable 'coming from Uju'!

I don't believe you.
U look the type that is tucked under the duvet 18 hrs of your day flirting with various men on the fone.