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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by Sauron1: 2:42pm On Jul 08, 2010
follypimpi:

1.AW shoulda sign Eduardo,dude is a world class goalie.I will take Ramirez over Melo,anyday anytime.
2.The likes of RVP,Rosicky,Nasri,Diaby,Walcott,Gallas cant play full season,we need backups.
Another season another period for the GAYnners to be tall-dreaming. grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: No Vacancy In My Heart For Ugly Guys – Jumoke by Sauron1: 2:36pm On Jul 08, 2010
chamotex:
Sauron, it's my responsibility grin
It's your responsibility to do what exactly?

sessy2:
i know say all the guys wey dey beef this girl them all ugly if not why d thin dey pain una like this. all the fine guys wont comment. there's is a sayin dat, if u attach one cripple all the cripples dem go attack you.abeg make una leave her jo she's entitled to her own  opinion. huh
Go and hug a transformer when the rain is falling.
RomanceRe: Do Girls Give Their Number To Keep Their Phones Busy? by Sauron1: 2:33pm On Jul 08, 2010
Ujujoan:
Phone conversations are just too boring for me. The less calls I get, the better . . undecided
I don't believe this is coming from UJU.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Sauron1: 2:26pm On Jul 08, 2010
nateevs:
As at Dec 2009, Schweini was not a 25m player. If you don't like that. . . Jump off.
As at July 8th 2010, Schweini isn't a 25m player. . . . .More like 12 million.
Sergio Busquets sodomized him repeatedly last night so his stock has sunk to a new low.
CelebritiesRe: No Vacancy In My Heart For Ugly Guys – Jumoke by Sauron1: 2:23pm On Jul 08, 2010
michelin89:
No sweetheart, I don't want you to feel like shiiit! grin
Michelin, you need to change your profile pics.
Chamo confessed to me he's been having constant erections for the last 4 weeks.
Biko, don't damage his willy. grin
CelebritiesRe: No Vacancy In My Heart For Ugly Guys – Jumoke by Sauron1: 2:05pm On Jul 08, 2010
michelin89:
They know say them nor fine or rich, so the thing dey pain them. grin grin
My girlfriend's fecal matter is better than Jumoke.
That is ALL.
Music/RadioRe: Eminem's Recovery Album.Please rate by Sauron1: 1:51pm On Jul 08, 2010
DBR:
Owwkaiyy thanks.
But i think hittin' #1 is a feat.
Plus, i dont think doin it consistently is fluke either.

And u kno sm1 gotta lay claim to wat one has achieved.
Go thru GBR(Guiness book of records) and see loads of
stuff pple do and get recognised for. . .well, why not? they'r d
only one who culd do it. Get ma point?

So hittin #1 eleven times may not be as glorious an achievement
as sellin 10s of millions, but hell, he did it, and i do not consider it "daft"

A not too apt analogy but lemme just kick this in:
U can score as many goals in d world cup and not get to d finals.
(dont even know the relevance of that) grin grin

oNe
Hitting #1 eleven times is a great achievement but he should leave that to the fans.
Jigga raps about it in all his songs like he's just discovered the cure to AIDS.

I have never heard Eminem bragging about how he outsold 2Pac with just 7 albums or reh reh reh.
Jigga is 40 years of age and he still raps about the stuffs you would hear from Drake or Bow Wow.
Music/RadioRe: Eminem's Recovery Album.Please rate by Sauron1: 1:22pm On Jul 08, 2010
DBR:
@ ermmm, professor eldee/sauron

pls enlighten me,. im thinkin:
-Wat does it take to have the #1 album.
-The years Jay had d 11 #1 albums were Em's album out?
-If yes, with such huge numbers by Em that quite make Jay's sales numbers pale in comparison
how then did Jay have d #1 albums and not Emhuh

oNe
Number one album is shooting straight to the top after an album is released.
It is dependent on the kinda albums that were on the charts. . . .


In other words, an album that sells only 2000 units in it's first week can be #1 album if the other albums on the charts sell for less units.
That is what Jigga is laying claims too which i think is daft and nonsensical. His albums fade out after 5 weeks on the charts and the highest he has sold on one album is Blueprint 3(9 million), Vol. II(5 million), other 9 Jigga albums range from 1million to 3.5 million units.
CelebritiesRe: No Vacancy In My Heart For Ugly Guys – Jumoke by Sauron1: 1:17pm On Jul 08, 2010
slyfoxxjoe:
notice how only the laydees here think she is pretty?, this is becuz they know she is REALLY ugly. knowing girls and their envious nature, if these statments had come from the mouth of a geniunly pretty chick, all the girls on this forum woild have been like "who does she think she is?" as for me i think the girl is below average. not ugly but deffinetley no hot enough to be making such arrogant statements. nigerian girls and thier nonsensical arrogance. its like it flows in their blood even to the ones who have no reason to be.
TRUER words have not been spoken on this thread!!!
Take ma e-handshake. cool
Music/RadioRe: Eminem's Recovery Album.Please rate by Sauron1: 1:06pm On Jul 08, 2010
eldee:
Dude you don't get it . . . eleven consecutive number ones over fifteen years.
It's nonsense. . . . . .11 consecutive number one albums that don't sell more than 5 million after years is sheer nonsense.
I am saying i can name just [/b]3 Eminem albums that have outsold the entire Jay-Z's discography. . . .I mean Jay-Z's whole career.

Selling 15 mill is like[b] topping the league with 106 points, at the end of the day, it's still one album.
Doing it 11 times is consistancy. . . DMX sold a billion every now and then, right now, he's on where are they now.
Eminem has done that more than THREE TIMES now so it means it isn't a one-off achievement.
SSLP(9 million)
MMLP(19 million)
TES(19 million)
Encore(11 million)

Jigga has to be daft to be ranting about eleven #1 albums when another rapper is doing big numbers in the same industry.
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 12:55pm On Jul 08, 2010
ddippset:
whats this bullshit talk about muller? when was he born? do u know xavi and iniesta? lest i 4get, that was barca in action without messi ( 7 barcas in the line up). the only difference is that with messi it would have been 3-o. iam loving this. that was a revenge 4 messi from his home boys. if he was in this team he wouldnt have 2 play the play maker's role(like maradona made him do) he would have been on the left side expecting passes from the twins iniesta and xavi for him to dazzle 3 or more defenders b4 scoring. spain 4 life,barca 4 life.
Muller is one of the overhyped German youngsters in this tourney. . . . .

There's no evidence he is better than the Spaniards in this competition.
David Silva is 24, Cesc (the next Xavi) is 23, Busquets and Martinez (the next Xabi) are 21, Mata and Pedro are 22 and they are all already world class. And 3 of them have already won the Euros.

We all saw how Pedro jizzed all over Bayern defenders and how Busquets mauled Schweinidiot and the other German zombies.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00032/72153928_p4_32978c.jpg
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 12:23am On Jul 08, 2010
dayokanu:
Maradona was a support striker in 1994? Sharon I take God beg you dont embarras yourself.
What was Batistuta, Balbo and Cannigia
Maradona was a support striker in 94.
He was never a central midfielder. . . . .Go and watch your tapes again.

Messi plays behind 2 strikers Higuain and Tevez, Who does Torres play behind? His shadow and his scent.
Sneijder plays in the same position - how come Sneijder has 5 goals to his name and Messi has none?

Torres himself confessed that he looks good in the EPL because defenders and goalies are senseless
Rubbish talks. . . . .

Kaka is a striker? what are Ronaldo, Adriano, Luis Fabiano who play in front of him
Kaka won the UCL golden boot in 2007 playing in the same position.
He had Inzaghi in front of him.

Messi a stiker? then whats Tevez and Higuain?
Argentina played 4-3-3 mostly which makes Messi a striker.
Your fantasy league shoulda told you that.

Rooney the only striker in that list has 25 goals in 64 games while Torres- 24 goals in 80 appearances.
It's the same thang. . . . . . .
The last time Messi scored a goal in a competitive game for Argentina was March 2009.
Yet, the same Messi scored close to 50 goals in Barcelona playing in the wide position.
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 11:51pm On Jul 07, 2010
dayokanu:
Get some perspective Maradona was a midfielder Salenko was a striker, Soon you would ask if Salenko was better than Peter Rufai. Maradonas job is not to score while the only job of Fernando Torres is to score goals.
Wesley Sneijder's performance in this tourney has rendered your argument useless. . . . . . .
Maradona was a supporting striker in 94. . . . .He wasn't a midfielder. Go and watch the tournament again.

Two attempts at a world cup fro torres, tell us his record, If I play as a striker for Spain in front of Xavi, Fabregas, Iniesta and Alonzo, I would score at least 3 goals
How many goals has Leo Messi scored for Argentina in the last 2 world cup tournaments. . . . .
Is Muller better than Messi? Answer that question.

Klose was highest goal scorer in a world cup, Highest goal scorer in a league, tell us about Torres he couldnt even top scorers chart in an ordinary Confederations cup or was he injured then too?
Bundesliga is a shyte league. If Klose scores 200 goals in Germany, it's worth only 20 goals in the Premiership.
I don't need stats to know Torres shytes on Miroslav Klose's whole lineage in football. El Nino is that good.

Villa outscored him in Euro 2008, COnfed 2009, Mundial 2010. They play for the same team so whats Torres excuse for the horrible stats.
Stop lying - Villa did NOT outscore in Confed 2009.
They both tied on 3 goals EACH.

Tell me one single regular striker for a top footballing nation that has such dismal record.
Kaka
Messi
Ronaldo
Rooney(until the last WCQ).

Was Messi top striker for Argentina, Did messi have Iniesta, Xavi and Fabregas supplying him with passes? Torres was top striker for Spain the most creative force in the world
Is Messi the top striker in Barcelona? Was Ronaldo the top striker in Man Utd when he copped 42 goals in 48 apps.
Is Sneijder the top striker in Holland - the highest goal scorer in the mundial?

Dayo, go and take a breather.
SportsRe: Nairaland Fantasy World Cup by Sauron1: 11:35pm On Jul 07, 2010
Ibime:
*Puff Daddy voice* - take that! take that! take that!

If not for my mess-up last week, I should be topping all 3 tables by now. . . . but Im still in it to win it!
See Ibime making mouth. . . . . . . . .Na me give una mouth.
If i wasn't so unlucky to lose despite scoring 84 points in the last round, i should be topping the H2H league(I have copped the most points).
Those 3 points screwed me campaign up. I lost with 84 points and your pathetic manager got all the 3 points with just 70 points.

Shyte was painful. cry cry cry cry cry
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 11:30pm On Jul 07, 2010
dayokanu:
Torres 2 world cups --- goals

Muller 1 world cup 4 goals

Stats dont lie. I wont even mention Kloses record one goal behind Ronaldo Lima
Was Oleg Salenko better than Maradona in 1994?
Was Salenko better than Dennis Bergkamp in the same tourney?

Any retard with a purple patch can come to the world cup and score goals - it has nothing to do with their true value.
The real worth is in the domestic leagues in Europe - where one cannot hide cos it runs for full 9 mths, not a competition of one month.

Klose that cannot start games for a useless club like Bayern Munich but has scored plenty goals in this tourney - does that make him better than Cristiano Ronaldo?

Tell me any striker for a top country who has less than 25 goals in over 70 appearances, he has been playing fr Spain for 7 years 2 yrs more than Villa and yet he cant match even Morientes record.
Torres is better than any German striker in the last 20 yrs.
That is ALL i know. Whether he has 1 goal in 200 games does not mean shyte.

Was he injured for those 7 years he has been wearning number 9 for Spain?
Was Messi injured when he played 12 consecutive games for Argentina without scoring?
Is Muller better than Messi?
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 11:05pm On Jul 07, 2010
mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Spain are getting out without the World Cup.
That's for sure.[/color]
The final is 50-50. . . . . .
Either of the them can win it. It won't be a disgrace if Holland loses to Spain and vice versa.
They are the 2 best teams in the world cup playing offensive football.

dayokanu:
Torres good performance are only in the EPL, How many goals did he score at the Euros? How many goals has he scored in his whole Spanish career? That is what you call a joke of a striker. Which other regular striker for a top team has Torres dismal stats?
Torres could be shyte for Spain but he's better than any German striker in the last 2 decades.

Muller is the most potent German forward in this tournament. 4 goals and 3 assist.
Germany hardly had the ball. . . . . .I dunno how you still believe Muller woulda changed your fortunes tonight.
He played well when Germany bossed possession in the previous matches. He woulda been a pedestrian tonight like his team-mates.
How many chances did y'all cop on the night? I can only remember Kroos firing at close range from a cross - apart from that you're struggling.

Tell me anyone who has such stats. Thats the equivalent of Spain missing Villa and Xavi combined in stats. Or Holland missing Sneijder who not only score but assist
Ronaldo has shyte stats for Portugal but he's the most dangerous forward player in the world.
Messi hasn't scored for Argentina in the last 12 games or so. He's better than all the German players in the last half century.

Some players are NOT cut to perform for National Teams but they are worth more than the Mullers, Kloses, and Bastians of this world.
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 10:58pm On Jul 07, 2010
mikeansy:
Dayokanu

If you put Bastian up front as an offensive midfielder he will still do a very good job. The guy is very good.
Alonso would cremate Bastian as an offensive midfielder.
Xabi can tackle better than Bastian and he can also thread passes more than the German.

I can't wait to see Van Bommel against Xavi.
That would be the clash of the titans.
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 10:46pm On Jul 07, 2010
dayokanu:
You mean Torres that was benched in Spains semi final game for Pedro? Spain have the best midfield in the world and with David Villa who is currently the best striker in the world, You have to be at near 100% to beat them
He's not in a great form - We all know he's better than this.
He scored the winner in 2008 against the same German side. He gave a stellar performance without Villa and led the line superbly.

[img]http://lastrow.files./2008/06/torres-reuters.jpg[/img]

A fit Torres woulda been too much firepower for Lahm and his cohorts.
Be glad it wasn't more than 1-0. . . . . . . .But on the balance of PLAY. . . . . .Spain ATE y'all RAW.

mikeansy:
Bastian held his own, he simply did not have help. Khadera was half fit and Ozil simply refused to mark. When your team is not playing well you have to at least Mark. Germany also missed Muller.

Xavi is surely a technically better player than Bastian. But if I was a coach I will prefer Bastian over Xavi in my team. I am no fan of Xavi's pass pass pass and sometimes no end product.

Passing is very good if you are lucky to take the lead. But if you go behind. It simply becomes very useless when you waste all that time. Xavi is not my thing sometimes.

For this simple reason I also prefer Sneijder over Xavi.
Will you guys shut it already about Muller?
If Muller had played with Germany losing - we would be hearing how Germany missed Ballack.
Had Ballack played, then Germany woulda missed Sammer and Tomas Hassler.

There's nothing Muller coulda done to hold Xavi and Iniesta.
They are good passers of the ball and they don't need space to hurt their opponents. They are technically the best central midfielders in the world.
No German player can touch their brilliance so had Muller played for 90 mins - He woulda been a pedestrian like Ozil, Bastian and Kroos.
SportsRe: Nairaland Fantasy World Cup by Sauron1: 10:40pm On Jul 07, 2010
chamotex:
Yes, you are leading me with 1 point . . . 10 points behind the league leader.
Anything is possible . . . we cant slip up now.
I am consulting the octopus right away grin
Anyone in the TOP TEN can still win the classic league - the margin is tighter than a nun's fanny. grin
The 3rd/4th place would count as well so players in Uruguay and Germany are still in the mix to impress.

Time to buy Muller cos he might get a hatrick against Forlan's team.
Suarez is also back in the mix. Jeeeeez, this is a fecking conundrum.
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 10:37pm On Jul 07, 2010
mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Xavi and Iniesta are beginning to look way overrated in this World Cup than they truly deserve and it looks like they'll fall soonest. grin

No wonder Messi is overhyped and overrated. . .Why wouldn't he when he's got good strikers and players as his teammate? undecided

Nah! the only thing Spain would be winning on Sunday is the Golden boot for David Villa and a congratulatory handshake for the most goals in the tournament. grin[/color]
Xavi(The Little Wizard) and Iniesta(Spanish Sorcerer) overrated? grin grin grin grin grin
U know nowt about those 2 midgets - the two of them can stop a team of 11 Nigerian players from touching the ball in 90 mins. grin
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 10:24pm On Jul 07, 2010
dayokanu:
Spain were the better team tonight, Another time with a complete team we would give it another try.
Torres? That joke of a striker?
He wasn't a joke when he impregnated y'all guys in 2008, was he?
This is the 2nd time the Spaniards have outplayed the Germans in a space of 2 years - it's becoming a HABIT. grin grin grin grin

With Xavi and Iniesta at full pomp. . . . . .It's freaking difficult to hurt Spain.
Holland better score first and defend otherwise. . . . . . .Xavi will destroy them.

Now that United are bidding for Sneijder, i want Holland to win so Sneijder can win all the individual awards available in December.
SportsRe: Nairaland Fantasy World Cup by Sauron1: 10:17pm On Jul 07, 2010
chamotex:
We could do the treble.

I'm in a good position to the win both the H2H and Classic leagues cheesy cheesy cheesy
The Mancs would win everything then. . . . .
The others can kiss my arse. grin

Chamo, you are looking at the wrong crystal ball.
Sauron is 2nd in the classic league o. . . . . . .I messed up in the H2H when a rookied tonked me in the last round.

I will try and win the classic league and the FINAL of the world cup.
Looking good for the Dark Lord. grin
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 10:15pm On Jul 07, 2010
dayokanu:
How do you expect Schweinsteiger alone to stop Xavi, Iniesta and Alonso when Ozil does very little defensive work, Muller that marks is out suspended.

With Muller in today, Schweini's work would have been reduced greatly
Muller is a forward. . . . . . .He wouldn't have been in the midfield tackling Xavi or Iniesta.
Get some perspective and admit you faced a side technically and tactically better than the Germans.

There was a reason Joachim Loew depended on the counter-attack. He knows he cannot do possession football with Spain!!
Y'all are lucky Torres wasn't fit enough. A Torres with 50% of his capabilities woulda made the score-line worse than we saw.

Jeeeeez, Pedro was sheer quality.
The brand of dribbling he served the Germans was nothing short of footgasm. grin
SportsRe: Nairaland Fantasy World Cup by Sauron1: 10:07pm On Jul 07, 2010
chamotex:
Do it for the Mancs cheesy
I am DOING IT. . . . . . . .
Sauron is now in the FINAL of the world cup.
Are you happy now? cheesy grin
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 9:58pm On Jul 07, 2010
dayokanu:
Good game from the Spainard. The better team won.

We definitely missed Muller, Cos Trochowski and Kroos cant match his work rate
Rubbish talks. . . . . .
How would Muller have stopped Xavi and Pedro sodomizing your whole midfield, huh?
1000 Mullers wouldn't have helped your cause.

I thought you said Schweinidiot is the 3rd best midfielder in the world.
He didn't look likt the 10th best today. . . . . .Try 20th best.

Pedro gave him the football lessons of his life.
He will be having mares of Spaniards running towards him for LIFE.
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 9:35pm On Jul 07, 2010
eyoniggar:
Now its all about the missing muller factor?  huh huh huh

This is the first time ever that I'll actually commend the technical analysis
of the dark lord SAURON. He knew with xavi and iniesta controlling the midfield
the german machines wud stand no chance in performing those tricks they did
against argie.

When playing a possession holding team, there is nothing more a team like the germans
or any other team cud do.

Dr kartoon and co, lets see your analysis on this.
I did not see Ozimbecile and Schweinidiot throughout the 90.
Xavi kept sodomizing them with no prophylactics. . . . . . . .Pedro was a thorn in the flesh -he had something to prove.

It was as if the guy was pissed with the whole hype about Ozilmbecile and Muller. . . . . .
The guy went on a one man mission to take the piss out of the each German player that came his way.

Jeeeeez, he persistently assaulted the German defence.
On this evidence, Pedro should win the young player of the tournament - He was worth GOLD tonight.

davidylan:
i need the octopus . . . maybe he can help me pick something too.

@ Sauron, i'm only upset now i have a German jersey.  cry
They have one of the best jersies in the world cup( I got one for a friend last week too and i am considering getting the black one for meself).
The shirt is quality.
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 9:30pm On Jul 07, 2010
davidylan:
Muller's absence cost Germany this game.

and the German octopus too. Correctly picked the winner of this game.
If they had 1000 Mullers, they wouldn't have won the game.
The Spaniards didn't allow them to hold possession. . . . . . .U need possession to boss the game and score.

I am happy football won in the end.
Any team that uses the tactics of sitting back and waiting to counter-attack as their Plan A is not good enough to win the world cup.

Football won in the end.
Negative football should be frowned at.
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 9:24pm On Jul 07, 2010
scantee:
up Barca up Spain finally finally
Give me HIGH FIVE!!!!!!

The Spaniards are too good for the Germans!!!
They are the best team in the world.  With Iniesta and Xavi in the midfield, who be Schweinidiot?
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 9:18pm On Jul 07, 2010
GAME OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



TRUE CHAMPIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 9:03pm On Jul 07, 2010
scantee:
finally
Spain deserved the WIN.
They were the better team HANDS DOWN!!!!

The Germans cannot complain!!!
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 8:58pm On Jul 07, 2010
THANK GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


FOOTBALL has finally WON!!!
Let Germany keep playing useless NEGATIVE football.
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by Sauron1: 8:57pm On Jul 07, 2010
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


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