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michelin89:
I have never met a Peter!

I am an exception.

But you met Chamotex now and he told me what went down in the pub.
He said X-Large Pop Corn + Pepsi + A ticket to see Harry Porter was all he needed to get to your holy of holies.
Na true?

~Bluetooth:
if nigerian kids are involved in it,why are they always the ones getting killed and not killing the london boys.i doubt late damilola was among them cuz his case was that of bullying

English kids die more. . . . . .but you won't see it in Naija headlines cos it doesn't concern em.
This is the 10th victim of the knife crime this year. The other 9 are not Nigerian kids.

michelin89:
An ashi is someone who sells their backside for money.
eg. Sauron.

Someone told me every woman is directly or indirectly guilty of it so does that make you an ashi too?

U meet Peter. . . . .Peter takes you out on a date, he buys you gifts to entice you and catch your attention.
You get swooned by the presents he showers on you and then you bed him.
How is this different from a classic ashi apart from the fact that ashis fast-track theirs?

michelin89:
I smell ashi business here!

What is ashi? Suya?

Katsumoto:
Now you are getting the point I was making. Because victims and members of gang culture are multi-ethnic, it is not seen as an ethnic problem but a regional issue. Yes Nigerian youths are dying but Nigerian youths are also involved in the killings. A 15 year old African boy was killed two months ago at a train station at about 5 PM in full view of onlookers. The attack was coordinated with the killers all arriving from different directions. One of the killers was a 16 year old Nigerian girl.

Most of the attackers in Victoria Station that day had Nigerian parents!!!
It's a gang thing. Nigerian kids are also involved in these knife crimes. . . . .Only an ignoramus would turn this to a racial issue.

Sisi_Kill:
Kai! Naija girls and their expectations! It's like they think agreeing to go out with a guy automatically means they become his responsibility.

I suspect their very first dialogue goes like this,

Boy - Hey baby
Girl (with attitude) - what did u say?
Boy - I said "hey baby"
Girl - Oh
Boy - so I've been checking u out,
Girl - (annoyed) why?
Boy - coz I like u naaa
Girl - (relaxing) really?
Boy - really!
Girl - (smiling) Awwww, you are so sweet!
Boy - yes. . . sweet on you baby!
Girl - (Matter of factly) Ok my mother needs to pay rent for her shop, I need 100K, my sister's friend is getting married, the aso ebi is 20K, my brother's car is at the mechanic it will cost 5K, I need new bra and pant and that's 3K. Should I text u my acct # or will you remember it off head? How much recharge card will you be sending every month?
Boy- I. . . I . . . will. . . .will. . .be right back.
Girl - don't be too long oh because my landlord has been calling me for rent.
Boy - rig. . . .right back!

Boy runs away and girl comes to ask nairalanders why men always run away from her.

Sisi_Kill don watch Nollywood movies tire.

Mariory:
These kind of deaths are usaully gang on gang killings. There are lots of teenage gangs in London.

The Ofsted website lists Park Campus as a pupil referral unit for boys and girls aged between 11 and 16.
The specialist school educates some of London's most troubled young people, including those with social, behavioural and emotional difficulties.

It's a school for em juvenile delinquents. . . . .Why are people surprised about this schitzo?

r231:
I am in Nigeria staying in the same house with my brother in law, while my husband stays abroad.

My brother in law want to sleep with me and he is threatening to scatter my marriage if i refuse,this is because he knows a bit of my past.

Should i open up to my husband,should i beg my brother in law or sleep with him to keep his mouth shut . . .

The fact that you are even considering sleeping with your bro-in-law suggests you have done the deed already.

Ibime:
Una dey mind this Sauron geezer?

I put Schweini in top 5 midfielders long before World Cup and even argued with Nateevs about it.

How can Sauron say Schweini is only shining in World Cup? Dayokanu was right - Sauron only knows whats happening in EPL. . . . anybody wey watch Bundesliga this season know say Schweini was one of the best in his position.

You are a tarado. . . . .
I said Schweini is only shining in the World Cup and was nowhere a star in the Champions League. . . . .
How can i ever use Bundesliga as a yardstick to measure the brilliance of Schweini - Of course, all Bayern Munich players would shine in the Bundesliga cos the other 17 clubs are shyte!!!! One-eyed man in the country of the blind should shine but where was Schweini in elite Europe?

tkb417:
Ode is still making noise
All noise no sense

Was Rooney played despite the fact that he was injured?
Yes or No with Berbatwat fully fit

Ewu!!!!

Shut up your rotten mouth.
Rooney wasn't injured before kick-off against Bayern in Old Trafford.
He was fit enough to play until one of the Bayern players trampled on his ankle.

INJURED players don't start football games. . . .
Tell us another lie.
Rooney got injured in the first leg but he was fit enough to start the 2nd leg - that is the FACT!!!!

From BBC

Wayne Rooney was in Sir Alex Ferguson's starting line-up as he completed a remarkable recovery from the ankle ligament injury he sustained in Bayern's 2-1 win against United in the Allianz Arena eight days ago.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/8604742.stm

chamotex:
For how long?
10 years?

Arsenal want to ruin Cesc's career.
Cesc is so underrated cos his useless team(Arsenal) keeps getting whupped. . . . .
If Cesc was a United player in the last 5 seasons, he would have broken into the Spain's first XI.
Gerard Pique(an ordinary apprentice) achieved it without breaking sweats and yet General Cesc can't get a sniff of the first XI.
Shame!!!

dayokanu:
Schweinsteiger is better than Iniesta, Fabregas, Alonso in the last 12 months. no point arguing that.

Gilberto what? Only Silver? Why not stainless steel?

This is laughable. . . . .
In the last 12 months, Darren Fletcher is better than Schweini. . . .
I will also add De Rossi, Iniesta, Cesc, Alonso and Gilberto Silva.

y me:
he doesnt even need to cause am not and i will never be
i upgrade myself !!!!!!!

Refreshing!

tkb417:
This guy just dey depreciate in sense

we had 2 senior strikers apart from Owen (out for season) with one injured against Bayern
but yet the coach prefered the injured striker to the able bodied striker

and this man is comparing 2 fit players to the scenerio i painted

whats wrong with this man?

dayokanu:
Vs Bayern second leg, Faggotson would rather start Rooney on crutches than start berbadua

Both of y'all are a DISGRACE
tkb417 said this. . . . . .

tkb417:
yes,
thats why he was benched when Rooney was injured with no striker available

of course he shined

TKB said Berbatov was benched WHEN ROONEY WAS INJURED.
Now how can an injured player(Rooney) start and play for about 60 mins in a UCL quarter-final match against Bayern?
INJURED players don't start football games - Rooney started cos he musta passed the fitness test and was strong enough to PLAY.
Like i have said. . . . . .TKB needs to cure his amnesia.

tkb417:
yes,
thats why he was benched when Rooney was injured with no striker available

of course he shined

Which match was Berba benched with Rooney unavailable o. . . . . .
Dem don come with myths and rumours. . . .

Letz even say that's the case(which i am sure it isn't). . . . .

Fabregas was benched with Busquets starting every game for Spain.
Is Busquets better than Fabregas?

Your logic reeks of a septic tank.
Go and cure your amnesia.

tkb417:
tell me when he shined in our colors and stop making noise

He shined throughout last season until fans went after his head. . . . .

Dr Kitaun:
Ode buruku. your LG Chairman and I are pals, let him mess up and I will annihilate him !

What username were u using at d Euros thread ? Mufutau SULE !

My LG Chairman does not know you abeg. . . . .

dayokanu:
On some Chelsea thread I had a discussion with FBS where I told him Schweini was top 5 CM in Europe, With his performance in the World cup, he has moved to top 3

So you can beat your chest in public and say Schweini is better than Xavi, Sneijder, Iniesta, Fabregas and even Gilberto Silva?
I disagree 100%.

Ujujoan:
Naija babes? Ain't you just a snob?
I dont think she meant total responsibility, but a guy's gotta step up when his lady makes a financial request!

Step up ko, step down transformer ni.

How else will she be able to ascertain if he can take care of her and the family when the get married

How else will she be able to ascertain the man won't cheat after they get married?
Nobody knows this and this is why LIFE is a risk.

Ujujoan:
No!
You are the man who's F***ng her!

How's that?
We are crinking each other. . . . .Why should i shoulder the responsibility alone?
Why are there more liabilities than assets in Naija babes sef? Huh?

tkb417:
shine again means what?
has he ever shined in our colors?

Go and cure your amnesia.

you, SAF and Berba dey crase

U are crazier than crazy.

Spanishfly:
Girls, how would you react to this? I even pitied him but another mind was telling me, you are his girl and you don't ask at all. You should be part of his responsibility.

Responsibility ma foot. . . . . .
Am i her biological father?

debosky:
It won't happen - right now Iniesta Xavi and Busquets run the show. The new forward line will be Villa flanked by Messi and Pedro with the three being interchangeable.

I am saying Iniesta would be pushed further upfield. Pedro is still a rookie.

Yaya is being sold because Pep won't pay him enough and due to the emergence of Busquets. You don't need three DMs, and Barca already have Keita in tow already.

Yaya was sold cos he cannot pass the ball so well like Busquets.

Cesc will be foolish to leave now - that is the truth. He will stagnate by going to Barca at this time with all the players in the pecking order ahead of him.
However, if he clicks well with Villa in the remaining games in this tournament, that may tip the scales in Barca's favour.

How will he be foolish? What has his staying in Arsenal done for him?
Let the boy go. . . . . . .He's too brilliant to be playing for a shyte team like the GAYnners.

v3:
I very much doubt if Ini can play as a forward, an SS (spearhead) from the midfield is more like it with Xavi and Busquets on both sides, which leaves Fabregas rotting away. Xavi can only go for two more seasons and it's a wrap!

Iniesta played several times as a forward left last season when Henry was unavailable.
He's a very versatile player and he can hold his own on the left.

eldee:
There's no rule that says Iniesta must play every match for Spain too, but he has.
Ibrahimovich is not Fab's problem, look at Spain, Torres wasn't on form, but that didn't get Fab a start.

Ibrahimovic is the reason they got David Villa and if Ibra does not find form, he would linger on the bench.
Iniesta can play as a forward(left), Villa in the middle and Messi on the right. That will free up the space for Busquests, Xavi and Cesc.
Pep has figured it out.

When Villa is moved to the centre, Pep will have to provide him with support on both flanks.
Besides Fab wants a starting shirt not to be hoping that Iniesta doesn't play.

When Villa moves to the centre, Messi and Iniesta can support from the flanks.
Ibra's appearance would dwindle cos he disappointed Pep in leaps n bounds last season unless he buckles up.

With Pep selling Yaya Toure, i think it's now obvious they will be bringing in a new midfielder this summer and it's looking like CESC.

Justice served!!!!

These useless babes make false claims everywhere in the country now to make quick dough.
I think judges should start jailing these ladies for the same number of years a r@pist woulda copped if found GUILTY.

Dr Kitaun:
Only goats disguised as humans argue the way u do . . .
I have always touted Schweini to rule d world since the Euros, no need proving anything to a myopic mind !

Show us the evidence where you predicted Schweini would rule the world - Stop lying, abeg.
Schweini is an ordinary apprentice before the world cup - i am not even sure he had a better season than Darren Fletcher and now NL myopics keep ranting about him like he's been doing it for ages.

What is the name of your LG Chair ?

Why do you wanna know?
U want to assassinate him like you did Bola Ige?

eldee:
If he goes to Barca . . . they'll have to do a Gerrard on either him or Iniesta.
How can you make a Barca team if you can't make Spain?? He needs to get his head sorted out.
Barca will likely play Ibra, Messi and Villa and do a 4-3-3 with Messi on the right, Iniesta has to play, Xavi too, and they'll need a DMF, so where's Fab's space??

He's just letting his emotions cloud his judgement. . . this is the same thing that happened to Hleb.
So I do agree, Fab is being daft.

Cesc is not daft. . . . . . .He musta seen this ish.
There's no rule book that says Ibrahimovic or Iniesta must start in every match.
Guardiola would shuffle things around to accommodate his star players.

Cesc Fabregas should leave Arsenal. . . . . . .The club has not helped his matter at all.

Dr Kitaun:
Sauron
even TKB would slap u if u compare Scholes with Schweini . . . U dey chop your own poo ni ?

Scholes was better than Schweini last season.
Schweini copped a purple patch in the world cup now and NL analysts have been prostituting themselves over him.
Show me a single post of yours about his excellence throughout last season if he was that brilliant - abeg, make i hear word. . . . .

Only an ignoramus et origo of Hannibal origin would argue that his LG Chairman has any control over the power grid, whats the point buying up all the transformers of the world without transmitting a single watt of power ? Use your brain well on a monday . . .tell GJ to face d real problems (DAY 2 DAY) of d nation !

70% of the power problems in Nigeria is because many areas don't have adequate power transformers. . . . .
In ma area in Ikeja, it was the LG Chairman that moved his weight around and new transformers were supplied(About 10 i think. . . .) and since then electricity has been fairly stable.

Since you stay in Ajegunle where there's no orderliness, i can understand the reasons you belittle the powers of a LG Chairman.
Anuofia Agbalagba.

Falana sued the FG over the pathetic Lagos-Benin and Lagos-Ibadan Expressways . . .now let GJ get to work and stop this wanking over our participation in sports which is seasonal!

Falana must be a goat to be suing FG for the Lagos-Benin Expressway or what not.
They were the same people that campaigned the toll gates on those expressways be removed some years ago.

Nigerians don't like to pay and yet they demand quality service.
U want the FG to pluck the funds out of your arse to maintain the motorways?

tkb417:
the 2 of dem shd move to another club

Berba is going nowhere. . . . . . .
He is part of SAF's plan and he will shine again next season.

dayokanu:
Etoo won the ANC with Cameroun in 2000, won the olympics in the same year, was a star at the confed cup.

Oh yes. . . . . .David Villa played in the ANC 2000 and Etoo outshone him.
What has ANC 2000 gotta do with this argument?

He score 48 league goals for Mallorca and won the Kings cup for Mallorca before leaving.

He scored 54 league goals for Mallorca in 5 seasons. . . . . .How prolific was that?
In raw statistics, Etoo bagged 54 league goals in 133 appearances and you tell me he was dizzying? U must be a goat!

In his first season at Barcelona, The team won the first league title in 6 seasons and he was the club highest goal scorer

Yes, Ronaldinho, Messi, Guily and Deco had no contribution to this 1st league title in 6 seasons.
It was Etoo that won it all by HIMSELF and yet a fellow team-mate managed to cop the WPOTY in the same season.


Now to David Villa. . . . . . .

Statistically, the Spaniard is already in a league of his own among forwards in top European leagues.
It’s not just that he has scored 202 goals in 384 league appearances. It’s the fact that he has recorded at least 15 goals in a season every year since breaking into the first team at Sporting Gijón at the age of 19. It appears certain that his streak will continue, extending to an incredible 10 consecutive years.

To put such a feat in context, consider that no other striker in a top European league has achieved that more than six times in the past eight seasons (and that even a consummate goalscorer such as Alan Shearer managed it only nine times in his career).
What is more, Villa has proven to be extremely durable, appearing in more than 90 per cent of Valencia’s games in that period. For a diminutive, pacy striker like him, that, too, is a remarkable feat.

His international record speaks for itself. With 43 goals in 63 games for Spain, he is second in their list of all-time scorers (despite having made his debut only four years ago) - If he had converted his penalty few weeks ago in a group match, he woulda matched Raul Gonzalez's record.
Equally attractive to football fans is his versatility.
He has been successful as a lone centre forward, a shadow striker and even out wide in a 4-3-3.

At the same time, he is one of the most durable players around.
He has missed only 26 league games in the past eight seasons, which means he has played in 92 per cent of his club’s league matches in that period.
That is a shade less than Frank Lampard (93 per cent), who is the worldwide standard of durability, and better than just about any top attacking player you care to name.

dipo2much:
so now,a champ league trophy is prerequisite for a "cub with history" status, sauron pls

I just hope you don't jerk off with ma name written on your wall.
I have not posted on this thread for ages and yet ma name managed to appear in your incoherent comment.
I will have to buzz Seun cos your obsession is becoming ALARMING.

Ibime:
Iniesta had his worst season in 3 or 4 years. . .

Iniesta's worst season in 3/4 years was still miles better than Schweini's season in Bayern Munich.

Scholes? Quit joking!!!

Kindly post their statistics and prove to us Schweini had a better season than Scholes.

dayokanu:
When I say Sharon doesnt know jack about what happens outside of the EPL you would all make noise, How can anyone say Ribery was a key player for Bayern last season?

It was agreed that his season was below average, He was injured for most of the season and when he played he was very poor.

Robben was Bayern's player of the season followed by Olic and Schweinsteiger.

Muller was outstanding for Bayern in his rookie season, Scoring almost 20goals

Ibime said Schweinsteiger was the 2nd best player, here you are saying he's the 3rd best player in Bayern.
Can you poofs make up your mind?
Yet, Sauron is wrong!!!
Sometimes i think stupidity platelets run through y'all veins.

Dr Kitaun:
Sauron don bring hin moronic beef-induced arguments come again !
What happens to the budding talents that should have emerged if some of our acadamies were allowed to groom players to represent us during d period now earmarked as sabbatical break ?

If the budding talents were good enough in the first place, they shoulda displaced the fat cows y'all sent to disgrace Nigeria in a world event.
Who are the budding talents sef? Just because they were able to shine in age-grade competitions where they were at least 7 years older than their counterparts does not make them budding talents.

How many Nigerian players from the age-grade competitions have really shown exceptional abilities for the Super Eagles? I am struggling. . .
Maybe Kanu. . . . . .Oruma couldn't cut it with Super Eagles and he won a golden boot in Japan 93.
Mikel Obi is pants. . . . .which suggests none of our players is good enough. They shine in age grade competitions cos they are AGE CHEATS.

What happens to the John Obuh boys ? The very few exceptional SIA1 boys 4rm Egypt ?

John Obuh boys in the world cup?
SIA 1 boys from Egypt?
Kitaun, please task your thinking faculty a bit more.

Its fo.olish of anyone to disagree that SCHWEINI aint top 3 in d world right now . . .

He's not in the top 5.
Xavi, Sneijder and Alonso are all miles ahead of Schweinsteiger - something Dayokanu himself would endorse.
The German team is not about any individual brilliance. It's a unit of decent players who work for each other with a clock-like precision.

Only Sauron can argue that his LG Chairman can guarantee him constant power supply . . .ode oshi !

Why can't ma LG Chairman guarantee me constant power supply.
With his office, he can have half a dozen new transformers installed in my borough and that would bring a remarkable improvement whilst you are waiting for your President(a man who assumed power few months ago) to clean up the rot OBJ left for 8 years.

I think our honourable doctor is approaching is senility. . . . .Your creeping neurosis is beginning to worry me.